Can Basilisk Steve dance?
Steve can’t even dance when he has feet lmao
Okay okay I just had a thought: Steve watching TV and pointing out with Bucky all the cultures they’ve seen to Tony when all of the sudden it cuts to this woman that keeps wiggling her hips attractively. The clothes she’s wearing are covered in little metal disks that jingle and flash beautifully in the light. It’s an upper-body shot so Steve can’t even tell if her legs are moving.
“I can do that,” he insists, and proves it, and Tony nearly dies because oh God Steve can’t waltz but he can belly-dance like a fucking champ.