attraction scale

Date the creature from the circus. They lurk behind bars that could never hold them, and watch the people go by with a secret longing. Date the attraction with scales and sharp teeth and horns, an oddity that many have seen but none have understood. They sing with a voice their audience does not comprehend, but is sweet all the same. They are lonely and when they see you run by, they wish they could join. But you are a busy, busy person, and they must remain behind bars. Date the creature that sings to you of escape, the one you ran away with.

So I’ve Started Played DnD Again...

Thanks to a friend inviting me to their DnD group, I get to Skype-roleplay a chaotic good half-elf sorcerer with a slight drinking problem and a propensity to hit on everyone. Here’s a few things that have happened so far:

Me, hungover and meeting the Tiefling monk in my party: “Well that has to be the second horniest guy I’ve seen this week.”
Him: “…okay that’s a reaction I haven’t gotten before.”

Me, out of character: “Now this vampire lord, would you describe him as attractive? On a scale of like, ‘Interview with a Vampire’ hot?”
DM: “Hmm….Not Brad Pitt hot but around Tom Cruise hot.”
Me, In-Character: “Oh crap, he’s hot.” 

Me, drinking from a flask: “Fuck you I am refined as fuck.”

Me: “I say, ‘Allow me, Sir’ and cast Mending on the guard’s broken helmet.
DM: “The guard can lift his visor easily now and says, ‘Wow, thanks! That sure is handy. You could give my wife a run for her money!’”
Me: “Hun, you have no idea.”
Party: *groans*

Me: “I cast levitate on the dire wolf.” *rolls*
DM: “The dire wolf, having failed his saving throw, wiggles his paws impotently in the air as he floats up to the ceiling, unable to attack anyone.”
Me: “Hang there for bit, pup, I’ll get back to you.”
Party: *groans*

DM: “The vampire lord chuckles haughtily and glides backwards, vanishing into the darkness.”
Me: “I cast middle finger at the darkness.”

Tiefling monk, regaining conscious: “What did I miss?”
Me, pointing to the ceiling: “We have a pet wolf now.”

Me, sitting in front of a burning house full of screaming vampires, drinking from a flask: “You guys said we were going to a winery.”

The spider form is infinitely cuter but I couldn’t think of an angle with it.

The latest Shantae was great and all, but the art shift caused the animation quality to take a savage beating in the process. I know why they made the changes, and it was inevitable, and pixel sprites are a huge pain in the balls that don’t scale attractively in most circumstances. But you can library animate without so many tweens, and at the same time, prevent it coming out to look like a phone game.

Anyway, this is mermaid Shantae bonding with those little bastard starfish.

Ready for Some Real-Life Dragon Questing? Dragon Quest: The Real Opens for a Limited Time at Universal Studios Japan in 2017!

Have you ever wished that you could set out on a real-life adventure to battle monsters like the ones in Dragon Quest? Since the release of the first game in the series in 1986, Square Enix’s Dragon Quest has remained intensely popular, selling over 66 million copies. “Dragon Quest: The Real” at Universal Studios Japan is a real battle attraction that gives participants the chance to experience battling with monsters for real, recreating the world of this nationally (and internationally!) beloved game to stunning perfection on an overwhelming scale. This attraction is open for a limited time only from Friday, March 17, 2017, so if you’ll be in Japan make sure you pay a visit to Universal Studios Japan!

“Dragon Quest: The Real” is the result of Universal Studios Japan’s expertise in creating content that brings the world of popular franchises to life. This amazing technological strength and creativity has seen the production of attractions like “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter”, and the world of Dragon Quest is the latest to get the Universal Studios Japan treatment. Dragon Quest fans are sure to be blown away by the opportunity to immerse themselves in the world of this incredibly popular game series and set off on a real-life adventure!

Intense Real-Life Battles with Wave Upon Wave of Monsters - Arm Yourself With Real Weapons and Wield Them Against Monsters! This Is a Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity to Become a Hero for Real!

Participants get to experience the world of Dragon Quest for real as everyone gets their own weapon and works together with the rest of their party as they travel through amazingly realistic dungeons and fight the monsters that appear before them. Remember the locations in Dragon Quest that you always dreamed of wandering through in real life but could only experience virtually? Thanks to this attraction, you get to become the main character of the game and explore those scenes in real life! This experience is only available at Universal Studios Japan, thanks to the first ever Dragon Quest real battle attraction. Look out for more “Dragon Quest: The Real” info in the near future!

Comment from Ryutaro Ichimura, Supervising Producer of Square Enix’s Dragon Quest 30th Anniversary Project:
“The day when Dragon Quest fans can experience the world of Dragon Quest for real is getting closer and closer! We’ll continue to work together and put our heart and soul into bringing you the most incredible Dragon Quest experience ever as the grand finale to the Dragon Quest 30th Anniversary Project, and we hope you’re all as excited as we are!!”

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The Signs' "Types"
  • *Use Venus sign as well as sun
  • Aries: Athletic, usually blondes, green eyes.(Those who like females like around the 5'5-5'7 range, boys 6'0+)
  • Taurus: Intelligent, usually brunettes, curly hair. (Likes Females 4'11-5'3, Likes Males 5'10+)
  • Gemini: Intelligent, freckles, day-to-day talkers. (No height type).
  • Cancer: Nice, cute. No physical "type". Likes clingy.
  • Leo: Supportive, quirky, spoilers. (Likes Girls, cuddle height. Likes Guys, taller than them).
  • Virgo: Hopeful, big dreamers. Generally physically attractive. (Likes Girls, shorter than them. Likes Guys, like an entire foot taller than them they do not play games).
  • Libra: Conversationalists, "True Neutrals", very "odd" physical affliction, usually a darker aesthetic. (No physical).
  • Scorpio: Adventurous, brave, quirky, sexual. (Likes eyes with depth, has no height preference).
  • Sagittarius: Adventurous, quirky, interesting, funny. (Likes a huge height difference). (Likes Girls, strong and independent. Likes Guys, able to pick them up and also independent).
  • Capricorn: Someone who they can depend on, but needs them as well. Someone with depth. Someone to listen to. (Must be generally attractive, or high on their own personal attractive scale. Height doesn't matter, usually likes blue eyes).
  • Aquarius: Quirky, dependable (but will also depend on them), selfless, interesting. (No physical needs, other than being able to go do random stuff and has eyes with depth).
  • Pisces: Dreamy, interesting, artistic, creative. Likes eyes that change color AND have depth. High expectations in personality and how they treat them, that must be met).

anonymous asked:

"Kara, you scored a six?" "Yes Y/N, I scored a six." "It's just a cheap electronic beauty test, not accurate. Let me try." "Go ahead." *snaps photo* "It says it's analyzing... Here we go. Your face is attractive, on a scale on one to ten, your face is measures nine-point-eight." "Like you said, it's just a cheap electronic beauty test, not accurate."

Originally posted by cwsupergirlgifs

“Kara, you scored a six?” 

“Yes, Y/N, I scored a six,” Kara sighed and rolled her eyes at your irritated expression.

“You are not a six.  It’s just a cheap electronic beauty test; not accurate.  Let me try.”

“Go ahead,” Kara handed you her phone and watched, a little curious as to how it would turn out, and watched as you snapped a photo.

“It says analyzing…oh, here we go.  Huh, 9.8 out of 10.”

“Like you said, it’s just a cheap electronic beauty test; not accurate,” Kara repeated what you had said earlier and grabbed her phone.  It did nothing to soften the satisfied smirk on your face.

anonymous asked:

for so long ive identified as bi, but this year ive started to go back and forth on whether i prefer the term lesbian or bi - and i like having a label its not a 'i dont wanna label myself' thing, just that i wonder if my (minimal) attraction to men is real or compulsory heterosexuality, and its also weird bc even if i think the attraction is real, i still feel drawn to the term lesbian more bc honestly? i'd never date a guy, never ever, i do Not trust men at all

see i relate cause although i identify as gay (or A Lesbian when im feeling brave) i think that on the scale of attraction im prob 95% into girls (and nb peeps i Think)? but the 5% into guys i am isn’t enough for me to want to date them. like i recognise when i guy is hot and i might kiss them if i feeling brave but i wouldn’t sleep with 1 or be in a relationship with them if that makes sense????

anonymous asked:

okokokok so if we're talking about min yoongi can we PLEASE 👏 talk about his hands ??? how do they make you feel ?? do you find them attractive ??? on a scale of 1 to 10, how good do you think he is at 👉👉

oh my god, min fucking yoongi’s hands y'all 👐👐 okok so im sorry but i just love his hands and the way his veins are slightly popping out. his hands look so soft and delicate, as if i wasn’t being lured in enough 😣 i would melt if i ever had the chance to hold his hands omfgg but to answer your questions, 1.) his hands make me feel many things *wink wonk* 2.) fuck yes 3.) i can tell you now he doesn’t use only one finger, that’s for sure✌👌 100/10

Originally posted by bangtanbtsmut

New Attraction Proposal

We already have romantic, sexual, sensual, platonic, aesthetic. Well, I have another one to add to the attraction scale!

It’s -communication attraction! Basically it tells us who you talk with!

Are you a woman who has only ever talked to other women and has never once talked or interacted with any man? You’re homocommunication! Are you somebody who likes chatting it up with all genders? You’re pancommunication! Do you only like to small talk with people of the opposite gender? Heterocommunication!


Authors Note: I will continue more ace!Tony if people want me to in the future. I love this baby.

Tony loved Steve.

Tony wrung his hands as Steve sat him down in the bathroom. He dipped a clean rag into some warm water and started to dab at the cut above Tony’s eyebrow. Tony winced but held still for him, letting him take care of the dripping blood.

It hadn’t been a terrible fight. There were robots and they all got banged up, but Tony was one of the more vulnerable besides Natasha and Clint. They took care of each other and Steve had taken to taking care of Tony. Somehow, the slip was entirely comfortable and to be expected. No one questioned it.

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Mini Trivia for Nijimura

I am so nervous doing this guy. I applauded him for being able to handing the Miragens+Haizaki+Kuroko 

  1. He was a former delinquent and can fight very well. His special skills is karate too. He stopped after he learned that his father was ill and started to be more responsible. He also thought that the reason that his father became ill was a part of stress caused by his bad behavior in the past.
  2. Almost quit basketball so that he could work and pay for his father’s medical bill but his father told him not too. (His dad is so great man. I wish he could give Akashi’s dad a lecture).
  3. I lost counts of how many times he said that Himuro was beautiful and gorgeous in the novel. Let me quote what he said “If a beauty like him smiled at you, I’m sure you’d find yourself speechless.” (Nijimura are you gay for Himuro). He said that on a attractive scale, Himuro is on Par with Kise. 
  4. His family relocated to America when he was in 15 (same age as Himuro too) because of his father’s medical condition. It seemed that went to get treatment there. At first, the doctor told him that his father would live past the first summer they found that he was sick. He managed to hold on while Nijimura’s family were preparing for the worst. In the end, he did live past 2 summers although his condition didn’t improve. They contacted a specialist in America so that they could moved his father there for a treatment.
  5. Nijimura had a younger brother and younger sister. They moved with their father to America before Nijimura as his father ordered him to graduate first (from Teiko) before move there. He left the next day after graduation.
  6. He was afraid of planes. Kise teased him about it once that he looked scarier when he was one the plane and got punished.
  7. Couldn’t speak very much English and was completely lost when he first arrived in America. His passport and wallet got stolen and his phone broke. What an unlucky guy. Later because of his broken English, he unintentionally betting money in basketball with no money. He did won but the thugs were being an asshole.
  8. Befriend a foreign named Mike while he was in Los Angeles.
  9. Saved by Himuro from street gang. He called Nijimura “Shuu” (his first name is Shuuzo).
  10. Almost “rolling on the floor with laughter” when knew that someone called Akashi “Akashi-sama”