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Thoughts on New Girl ep "San Diego"

(Stop reading now if you don’t want spoilers)

•Schmidt spent who knows how long throwing l i g h t b u l b s against his garage
•Nick waking up Aly
•The enormous eyes Nick had when Aly said the word “prostitute”
•CODE THIS IS NOT A PRANK: THERE ARE TWO WINSTONS
•TWO. WINSTONS.
•Aly’s hair is gorgeous.
•The One Winston Rule has been broken
•But.. Nick.. DOES actually somehow look like the only white waiter in a Chinese restaurant?
•NOT ONLY DID WE GET A FIRST NAME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT A MIDDLE NAME
•WINSTON SAINT MARIE SCHMIDT
•Jess’ giant heart is part compass, part flashlight
•Winston Bishop disappearing before Winston Schmidt turns around.. what even is he
•I’m actually really happy with the Nick/Reagan breakup. The writers did really well
•Jess is Ready, not to start dating because she’s over Nick, but to tell Nick she loves him. She’s really, finally Ready