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people sharing their embarassing sex stories makes me feel so much better about my own thank you U_U

dude i love all of my embarrassing sex stories. SEX IS EMBARRASSING. human bodies, when naked and pressed together, do unanticipated and often mortifying shit. NEVER FEEL BAD ABOUT THE EMBARRASSING SEX YOU HAVE HAD, BECAUSE TBH I THINK EVERYONE WHO HAS HAD SEX HAS HAD EMBARRASSING SEX? sex is just like that sometimes, it is nothing to worry about <3 <3 <3

evrenrambunctious replied to your post

CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE IS THE BEST AND I DIDN’T REALISE HE TRANSLATED OVID’S SEX POEMS?

here is the thing about christohper marlowe: kit marlowe somehow simultaneously managed to do everything i required him to do (translated ovid, wrote a weirdly gay hero and leander, wrote a play about a devil deal, wrote a play about FUCKING DIDO) and absolutely nothing i required him to do (write a play with shakespeare, WRITE A FUCKING PLAY WITH SHAKESPEARE JESUS CHRIST, NOT DIE AT TWENTY NINE)

WELCOME TO KIT MARLOWE I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY

evrenisbeingstalked  asked:

i'm asking this off-anon so you don't have to put it up on your blog but i saw the snap chat post of the embroidered sigil -- would it be okay for someone who doesn't know you/didn't request a specific sigil to do something personal like that?

my policy on glyphs right now is that they sort of exist as public concepts and dont really “belong” to anyone.  just going off the reblogs and comments the glyphs get it’s pretty clear that a lot of people identify with glyphs they didn’t personally request and i think that’s sort of the whole point of symbolism.  i have a couple requests though:

  1. please dont sell glyphs i drew, like on shirts or buttons or stickers or whatnot.  that would be pretty rude
  2. actually that’s probably the only request.  other than that, go hog wild

evrenisbeingstalked  asked:

skulpine fresh (skul/serpine), romantic cliche: lingerie gifting

im screaming just so you know. i had to pause my music because i was laughing too hard to hear it. anyways here’s the fic

Skul was sitting in his room being all “oh no boo hoo” because Val was FUCKING DEAD (or might as well be at least). A sudden knock on the door made him jump, both physically and metaphorically jumping to the conclusion that it would be Val knocking on the door. It wasn’t. “Hey baby,” the figure said, smiling really seductively like wow Skul was totes floored. “I’ve got a present for you,” Serpine said, and held out a pink box containing a bra. Skulduggery’s only response was to stand there, dumbstruck — there was no snarky comeback for a bra in a box.

“Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum,” he finally said, leading Serpine to the bedroom where they had steamy skeleton sex. Not as steamy as sex with Val, though, so Skul kicked him out and kept the bra.

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wowww

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what a surprise that someone who feels ‘nominally heterosexual’ feels at place in a wizarding world where there is tonnes of representation for him

right!!! its almost like i might have said something about that. happening in the real world.  terecita replied to your postHA  HA HA HA HA HA. HA. remember…

why did any of this at all no thanks????????? i want to put him out to sea in a locked chest sorry

dont be sorry id be so glad if someone did. im . vibrating with anger what a shitlord

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what. what ??? ? ? ? … ??

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what a patronising douchebag. ‘gay dude not appropriate for children, ‘Fan Fic” my ASS

HA HA YEAH WE ALL FEEL VERY LOVED, US QUEER YOUTHS, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. i feel very accepted. so grateful. thanks, jkr. you genius misogynist you.

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Wow, this dude just completely dismissed the argument while dodging the issue entirely. That takes some kind of talent.

i think the talent is called. being a 60 year old white cishet dude.

evrenisbeingstalked  asked:

would you mind terribly if anyone else started using ' #fetch the caviar it's rinkydink curdlesnoot the great ponce' as their bendydick cumberbutts tag? because it's the best. if it's a personal thing, i totally understand!

No, go right ahead! I nicked it from this article about his latest case of foot-in-mouth, being as that’s about the point where I started leaking tears of laughter.

evrenrambunctious reblogged your photo:Witch Hunter Abellona: Lacey is available for…

new witch hunter abellona!!!!! guy, you should definitely pick up the first 4 books and then this, because each short story/novelette is less than the price of a single biscuit in starbucks and is much, much sexier. do you like witches? yes? how about gay witches? you like that too? Gay witch porn with a different themed witch (and different kind of sexual scenario?) each story?
Then get your copies. Seriously, I look forward to each new release a lot.

wow you are a sweetie

evrenrambunctious replied to your post

also there’s the fact that (i may be wrong, this is according to my GCSE teacher) there’s a large possibilty that robert cecil actually manipulated guy fawkes and co. in order to get james to trust him more! …. i oversimplified. but yeah.

it’s entirely possible that the WHOLE PLOT was, in fact, a set-up in order to smoke out and then execute catholic rebels

so it’s not just like

yay religious persecution!

it’s yay RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION WHOSE WHOLE ORIGINAL POINT WAS TO BE ABLE TO REACH THE AIM OF GRAPHICALLY KILLING MEMBERS OF A RELIGIOUS MINORITY!!!!!!

so.

evrenisbeingstalked  asked:

hi! i have a marimo and it recently got covered in brown algae. i spent ages cleaning it off, changing its water and tank lots, and now the algae is back? i've cleaned it 3 times now. i don't know what to do!

There could be a couple reasons while your getting brown algae-

  • Light
  • Rocks or sand containing silicates and silicon
  • Excess waste in the water
  • Still or stagnant water
  • Hard of mineral rich water

(The rest is under the read more, this reply is quite long!)

Keep reading

evrenisbeingstalked  asked:

how/when/where did you learn tengwar?

I’m still learning! I stumble quite a bit with the sounds of words - I only really learn how to spell when I remember the shapes of words. It’s complicated. Also, I’m really bad with remembering different Tengwa, but that’s because I haven’t had that much time to practice.

As for the how and where, I have quite a few resources. Toralinda has some great resources for Tengwar x and x, and I believe that’s where I downloaded the study guides and exercises. She also links to x, which is a pretty good explanation as to how English mode could work. I think that’s one of the easiest ways to learn Tengwar English mode. Quenya101 has a great resource for Tengwar, and also deals with Quenya so it’s extra interesting. Of course, even without all these resources, all you need to do is pick up your version of the Return of the King and read through the appendices. I believe the relevant one is Appendix E, although I might be mistaken because I don’t have my copy on hand.

Hope this helps!

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Would the scales around its hands be different colored though? Fingerless gloves and all

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And by hands I mean feet

evrenrambunctious replied to your postis there a design for a custom ragestuck scalemate, or?

maybe the purple rage design, with a little cloak and dirk glasses, BUT THEN a little shipping analysis notebook and coffee mug? full disclosure: i cannot design

Oh shit.

I can’t handle how awesome that would be.

Somebody help.