The Signs at the Beach:
Aries: Out surfing. They don’t know what surfing is.
Taurus: Constructing a sandcastle. They have enlisted the help of other Tauruses and formed a sand-guild.
Gemini: Working on their tan. They have stolen several tanning shades. They sit at the center of a conical pit lined with tanning shades. They are audibly crackling.
Cancer: Using other people as shade. Doesn’t want to be here. Was promised a milkshake.
Leo: Covering themselves in suntan lotion. They’re really more lotion than skin at the moment except for the cool sunglasses sticking out the top.
Virgo: Hitting on what they think is a lifeguard, but is actually a seagull.
Libra: Being followed by several small children they have whipped into a treasure hunt. They salt the earth where they pillage.
Scorpio: Leaning against an umbrella wearing a big hat trying to ignore everyone else as the sentient cloud of dust asks them for another ice tea. They are out of ice tea.
Ophiuchus: Attempting to move like a worm by eating sand really fast.
Sagittarius: Sitting atop the lifeguard tower making sure the lifeguard doesn’t get into any trouble.
Capricorn: Currently yelling at the ocean for some reason.
Aquarius: Drifting through the riptide in an inner tube drunkenly avoiding lifeguards and belting sea shanties at the top of their lungs.
Pisces: Doing wicked karate moves in the surf to impress the mermaids.