- Friend : Who is this crush of yours ?
- Me : He's smart, incredibly hot, strong, a bite maniac but he's realy amazing. I've known him for a while
- Friend : Go get him !
- Me : Can't, he's a soldier, he fights in a war, and I think he likes this green eyes guy
- Friend : ...Levi isn't real...
- Me : FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT REAL