attack on puns

Calcium carbonate and silicon dioxide, Pearl?

hahahhahaah i’m so funny

They’ve been fighting this thing for an hour and still haven’t won? I don’t think there has been a monster that has taken this long to defeat.

Steven WOW

That sure was very efficient.

“You aren’t even worth fighting, i will just finish you off with my sea puns. You will sea how brutal i can be.”

“Steven, it’s starting to attack us with puns, we need to run. Now.

Water you saying? I am pretty shore my sea puns are reely good. You just need to seariously look deeper into them, delphinitely.”

“Garnet, please hurry the fuck up, i don’t think we can survive any longer.”

You are now aware of your breathing

You are now aware of your chapped lips and the need to lick them

You are now swallowing and producing saliva manually

You are now blinking manually

The Final Countdown is now playing in your mind

You are now aware your jaw has weight and you’re holding it up

Your body is itchy in at least one place

You are now aware that every time you swallow, you hear a little crackle in your ears

You are now aware that you need to crack your fingers

You now know you want to yawn

You haven’t cleared your throat in a while

You are now aware your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision

Don’t forget to continue breathing and blinking manually

SANS INVADES THE RADIO

So this morning on the radio this is what happens:

Host: “ so today is National wallabie appreciation day and it’s also the day Crayola gets rid of one of its hues, we will be losing a great hue today people. So I get a text message sent to the station saying:

‘Oh the HUEmanity ;p ’. ”


Automatically the people in the car all scream simultaneously

“SAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSS”

SOME OF THESE PEOPLE AREN’T EVEN INTO UNDERTALE AND THEY STILL DID IT


GOD DAMN IT SANS I CAN’T EVEN ESCAPE YOU IN REAL LIFE XD

ok my dash has been hella dry lately...

so please like/reblog if you post the following:

  • Tokyo Ghoul
  • Love Live!
  • Kill la Kill
  • Attack on Titan
  • Haikyuu!!
  • Free!
  • Oyasumi Pun Pun
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • League of Legends
  • One Punch Man
  • Kyoukai no Kanata
  • Monochrome in general
  • Anime/Manga in general
  • K-fashion and K-beauty things
  • Pepe

and I’ll check out your blog and most likely follow you!

Needing New Blogs to Follow

Reblog if you follow:

Memes
Puns
Fish
Betta fish especially
Steven Universe
Fullmetal Alchemist
Studio Ghibli
RWBY
Shingeki no Kyogin/ Attack on Titan
Panic! At The Disco
Snakes. I love snakes and reptiles
Spiders tooooo
Birbs

What your anime says about you
  • Kuroshitsuji: Dark emo kid and just ready to burn
  • Haikyuu!!: Nerds
  • Free!: Gay little homos
  • Naruto: Is trying so hard to have fighting skills plus does the ninja run everywhere
  • Kuroko No Basket: Calm yourself but how do you make everything you do in slow motion ???
  • Attack On Titans: Memes all day every day but is crying in the inside

ulti-buddy  asked:

i mean, you may not like a headcanon, or even hate it, but making a whole blog dedicated to showing that hatred is fucking stupid. why not just keep that hate inside? i dont attack justbadpuns because i hate puns.

They see a trans person and reblog it w “fucking gross” they’re gross