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There was a huge ring of blood was spreading around him as he panted on the surf board.


“No, this is not how I’m going out,” gasped Tony, rolling to his stomach and starting to paddle back to shore. “Not by a fucking guppy. An over grown fish is not what kills me.”


Tony made it within the grasp of a wave and let it pull him the rest of the way to shore. The rest of the Avengers met him there, yelling things and jumping into action, attempting to stop the bleeding.


“You’re going to be fine,” said Bucky as Natasha put pressure on the wound and Clint called for help.


“I’m vetoing Beach Day for the next three months,” babbled Tony. “Who suggested this, anyway? Was it Steve? I bet it was Steve. Sounds like a dumb idea Steve would have.”


“It was you,” said Bucky with a tight laugh.


Tony paused.


“Lets blame Steve anyway,” said Tony.

Not Everything Is Black And White

Chapter 35

Co Writer: @furrynachogamer

(A few day later)

“Levi bro what’s our next mission” Isabel asked as she hung upside down on the couch bored

“we are meeting with Eld and Gunther. We are transporting some drugs to them for them for in Washington” Levi said counting some money before sliding it in his pocket

“Yay i missed them we don’t see them often” Isabel said

“When are they coming” Mike asked

“Soon” Levi said

“Who are Gunther and Eld” Marco asked

“They are also part of us. But they are rarely here Levi always has them doing missions out of state like right now” Isabel explained
“Oluo is apart of it to but he has in own mission right now” she added on

“So what are they doing in Washington” Marco asked
“They’re watching the police force over in Washington because they sent those stupid cops after us, because the police force here doesn’t really give a shit. Also because they were there that’s how we were able to get the bald guy that you killed for initiation” Isabel explained

“Isabel!” Levi growled

“What i’m just filling Marco in, if he’s going to be apart of us he needs to know about everyone” Isabel said

“What about Oluo” Marco asked

“He’s here he’s just watching the cops that are here” Isabel said

“Isabel!” Levi shouted

“What i’m not doing anything wrong!” Isabel said

Marco wanted to spring up and call the others right away as puzzle pieces were starting to connect, but if he did it would make him look suspicious

“The cops think they are so smart but Levi bro is smarter, he managed to get on of the cops on our side. He’s the one that picked out the person for your inition” Isabel said
“Isabel that is enough!” Levi barked

Marco’s head was spinning with information he hadn’t been able to call Jean and them with much information but he would send messages to let them know he was okay, now he finally had things that could help the case and end up catching them. But he didn’t know how to tell Jean, Armin and Hanji about Eren when he would be right there listening to the call and Eren could send a message to Levi telling him Marco was actually cop. There was a knock on the door and Mike went to open it and a blonde haired man and brunette man walked in

“Eld!” Isabel yelled and ran to the blonde wrapping her arms around him

“hey kiddo” Eld smiled

“What did you bring me gramps!” Isabel said
“Gramps! I’m not that old” Eld said crossing his arms
“Ok ok so what’d you bring me” Isabel said excitedly
“I brought you that pizza you really like” Eld said handing her a big and giving her a wink

“yes! Levi never get it for me” Isabel cheered opening the bag

“because you wipe your greasy fingers on the couch” Levi glared

“You’re depriving me of the best pizza!” Isabel whined
“And you’re a slob” Levi glared

“where’s the stuff” Gunther asked

“In the usual spot” Levi said

Eld and Gunther walked into the room across the way from Marco’s room

“can we get some extra pair of hands” Gunther called

“Marco go help” Levi said

Marco stood up and walked into the room that was full of weapons, drugs and a whole bunch of other things. Marco helped carry out suitcases and bags that were filled with tons of different kinds of drugs

“you’re new aren’t you” Eld asked

“yeah. I just joined a few weeks ago” Marco said

“well welcome to a fucked up family” Gunther said and Marco didn’t say anything just placed the cases in the car. As they continued packing up the car Isabel sat up on top of the care watching them, but focusing more on Marco

“I wish you would pick me up and pack me away” Isabel said dreamily
“Isabel Magnolia! What did you just say!” Eld shouted
“Yeah Isabel likes to hit on Marco” Mike said walking out
“Hey freckles I thought you were cool!” Eld glared
“I’m the victim!” Marco said quietly
“Shh my freckled jesus just admit you like it” Isabel said

“I thought you were cool” Eld glared

“Marco go get another case” Levi said Marco nodded and went back inside. The house was quiet except for the sound of their loud voices booming outside

‘This is my chance I need to do it now’ Marco thought he pulled out his phone and called Jean

“My freckle god are you okay I miss you!” Jean said

“I’m fine but I have a lot information and very little time to tell” Marco said

“Okay I’ll put you on speakerphone” Jean said

“Wait is Eren there with you” Marco asked

“Yeah of course why” he asked

“You’re about to find out, put me on speaker” Marco said

Jean followed his orders and put the phone on speaker and setting it in the middle of the table

“What did you find out” Eren asked

“A lot you find out” Eren said

“I can’t talk long guys, but I found out so much” Marco said

“Did you find out where they live!” Eren asked

“No…not yet I think they still don’t trust me just yet” Marco lied and bit down hard on his lip he knew he should tell the truth but he knew the consequences if they were separated

“But you guys want to be careful around the office and you also might want to call Erwin and tell him to do an investigation there” Marco said

“Why” they asked

“Levi has his own people on the inside” Marco said and the four of them looked up at each other

“There is a lot more people that you don’t know about” Marco said

“Give us the names” Eren said

Marco gave off the names and as he did the others outside waited for Marco to returned

“God he takes forever” Gunther said

“I’ll go see what is taking him so long” Levi said and walked back inside Levi started walking to the room when he heard Marco talking. Levi stayed back and listened to what he was saying

“But you guys want to be careful around the office and you also might want to call Erwin and tell him to do an investigation there” he heard Marco say

‘I knew it! He is a cop that snitch!’ Levi thought

His anger boiled as he listened more to Marco’s conversation with his teammates and listing off the names he just learned.

“And guys” Marco started before trailing off

“I don’t know how to say this but Farlan told me Levi was having relations with someone” Marco started and Levi’s eyes went wide and that’s where he drew the line

“Who?” Jean asked

“it’s -” Marco started to say before he was cut off short

“Your a bloody cop!” he heard Levi shout

Marco quickly hung up and spun around and saw an angry Levi, and he froze in place his mouth wide open and the room started to grow hot as he was caught by a dangerous criminal

‘I should have given them the address’ he thought

“L-Levi let me explain” Marco said
“there’s nothing to explain You’re a cop!” Levi growled

“Levi I-” he started to say when he pulled out a gun and pointed it at Marco

“Levi!” Isabel sang before she entered the room and saw Levi pointing a gun at Marco. Farlan followed behind Isabel and was just as shocked to see Levi pointing a gun at Marco

“Levi what’s going on” Farlan
“This fucker is a cop” Levi growled
“Marco?” Isabel asked sadly

“Levi he’s not a cop” Farlan chuckled

“yes he is I just heard him talk to those idiot cops that are after us. I thought the fucker looked familiar. Plus I saw him eyeing the horseface cop which I’m guess is his fiancee” Levi growled

“Levi you don’t have any proof!” Farlan snapped

“what about family! I thought you wanted to keep the family together!” Levi snapped

“Marco is family! He’s been there for us since he got here!” Farlan snapped back

“yeah he wouldn’t do anything to hurt us!” Isabel defended

“are you guys not listening! He’s a fucking cop who ratted us out and I’m sure the cops are on there way now!” Levi shouted

“Marco wouldn’t do that” Isabel said

“why are you defending him and going against me!” Levi shouted

“because you have been an ass lately” Isabel mumbled

Levi cocked back the gun “he’s a traitor he deserves to die like the rest of them!” Levi growled and before Levi could shoot him Farlan lunged at Levi trying to stop Levi from killing him.

“Farlan are you crazy!” Isabel shouted

“Marco run!” Farlan shouted as he struggled to keep Levi from killing his friend. With that Marco quickly pushed past Isabel and ran out of the house not without taking a pair of keys and getting into on of the cars

“what’s going on?” Gunther asked as they watched Marco get into the car and driving away quickly. Levi ran out of the house and tried shooting at the car but the bullets not hitting the tires or the driver

“fuck!” Levi shouted

“Levi what is going on” Mike asked running to him

“Eld Gunther get out of here don’t go back to Washington” Levi said

“what’s going on” they asked

“he’s a fucking cop that ratted us out now get going try to contact Oluo and tell him to go I don’t care where but away from here!” Levi snapped

“Mike, you Isabel and Farlan are coming with me we have a rat to take care of” Levi said and he was beyond pissed and wanted Marco dead

Long fic writers

Special shout out to long-fic writers who churn out what are essentially novels and for doing it for free. Purely because you have so much love to give to your fandoms. You guys are awesome.

Coming across a very VERY smutty fanfic be like
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> Oh my GOD wHaT tHe HeLl this is nasty this is wayyyy too much i am an innocent child of God i must protect thine eyes<p/><b>Me:</b> ...<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay, let me just see HOW nasty this is. It can't be THAT bad.<p/></p>
"Why Do I Hang Out With You?" OTP Prompts

• “We’re drunk and lost in the streets after a wild night out and as I give you a piggy back ride, you start singing ‘SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAYYYY’ and you clap in my face” au

• “Listen, you and I both know you’re just crying so you don’t have to tell the firefighters that it was your fault our kitchen caught on fire” au

• “I don’t care how you got the alpaca but we live in an apartment, you can’t keep it, put it back— right, llama, my bad, I’m sooo sorry, whatever it still can’t stay here” au

• “Jail isn’t so bad, it could be worse” au

• “You sneezed and blew down my house of cards you have three seconds to run” au

• “You’re the one who brought me to this stupid trampoline place, and somehow you’re the dumb fuck who got your leg stuck between the springs” au

• “I’m only letting your little sibling put this god awful makeup on me because if I can impress your whole family then there’s a possibility that I can get in your pants later” au

Imagine your OTP - Haunted House
  • *Going to a Haunted House*
  • Person A: If you get scared, you can hold my hand
  • Person B: O-okay
  • *Enters House*
  • Person A: *Clings to B* D-don't w-worry, none of this is real.
  • Person B: ...
  • Person B: I'm not scared
  • Person A: I wasn't talking to you

Everyone’s reaction when a good fanfiction gets updated

Teacher: Alright do you have any hobbies?

Me: Yes I like to write and draw.

Teacher: Cool, what do you write about?

Me: *laughes nervously.* Fanfiction?? Heheh.

Teacher: Umm okay, not sure what that is, but can I see your art?

Me: Not unless you won’t give me detention.

Teacher:??? Show Me.

Me: Okay. *pulls out all my gay art.*

***Later***

Student: So how are you in detention?

Me: I showed my teacher my yoai.

Student: Same.