attack of the lettuce

In School Suspension ||Sammy Wilk smut

“Y/n and Sammy, tisk tisk tisk. Why cant the both of you stay out of trouble? I just dont understand it.” The school disciplinarian asked Sammy and I.

She looked at us and raised a curious brow. “In the last five months both of you have been in my office seventeen times. Thats record braking.” She spat. “But both of you will be in, in school suspension for 2 weeks with Mrs. Trish.” She declared 

I groaned and sat back in my chair “Your the one who chooses to make bad decisions and you must deal with the consequences.” She snapped. 

“Alright go to the ISS room Mrs. Trish should be in there.” She instructed pointing her bony finger at the door.

Sammy and I got up out of our chairs. I smoothed my hand over my uniform skirt and walked out of her office. 

We walked through the silent halls together. He leaned over and whispered into my ear. “Damn y/n you look so fucking good in that skirt I might nut off in my pants just looking at you.” He whispered sneaking a quick slap to my rear end.

I took a seat in one of the 10 empty desks in the ISS room, Sammy sat in the desk to my left. I was surprised to see that the room was completely empty except for Sammy and I and Mrs. Trish, who was sitting behind her desk attacking a salad. 

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  • 'Yeah, I expect you did,' said the man, prodding it. 'Clearly oil, eggs and vinegar were not involved, right?'
  • 'Specialitay de lar mayson,' said Fruntkin.
  • 'Right, right,' said the man. 'Only it's attacking my lettuce.'
  • Fruntkin grasped his ladle angrily.
  • 'Look--' he began.
  • 'No, it's all right,' said the prospective diner. 'The slugs have formed a defensive ring.'
Relevant Words on an Irrelevant Bathroom Stall

I’m not going in order because a certain @katryusha  won’t let me XD. Also, I’d like to thank her for being my beta.

Also, ugly title is ugly.

Prompt Number Four: High School AU Click here for the first one.


‘Arthur Kirkland is bae af’

Emerald eyes widened and the golden-haired Brit parted his lips in partial surprise. Who knew that words haphazardly scribbled across a bathroom stall could bring someone such conflicted feelings?

“See? It’s as I told you.” Francis said with a smirk, patting his friend on the shoulder. “Someone wrote that about you on a bathroom stall. Didn’t I just make your day better?”

Thick brows furrowed and Arthur ran his finger across the fading markered words, the corners of his lips twitching down momentarily as he tried to place the handwriting. Where had he seen it before?

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BTS Animal Series: Jin - Tasteful

A/N: What kind of animal is our cute Mama Jin? This gif is me @ Jin honestly 

word count: 2,014

Yoongi   Hoseok   Jimin   Taehyung   Namjoon   Jungkook

Originally posted by baebsaes

A light knock alerts you. The clock on the wall reads one am, who the fuck would come to your place at this hour? Your eyebrows knit in confusion, no family or friends told you they were going to be stopping by. No crazy ex-boyfriend crying his eyes out, drunk off his ass asking you to take him back again. That was a fucking nightmare.

You pause the movie playing, deciding to investigate. Maybe something interesting will happen tonight. A change in pace would be great, almost seemingly desirable for the past boring year.

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