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((This is going to be addressing the recent thing with Madalena and all that junk. I understand I am a silly character and I will be eliminated. I didn’t do this to win. Actually, I expected to get eliminated the first chance Alex got. I joined the OC to have fun and brighten days and to showcase my funny side, and I see that’s what Alex wanted to do with her OC Madalena, so why did I get dragged into that post? Alex, you said you made Madalena to have fun, that’s why I made Meme, so how come you trashed me for your exact reasoning? I guess what I’m trying to convey here is that I don’t understand why you (Alex) blame Meme when you did the exact thing with your OC. Hate is never okay and trying to push yours onto me wasn’t cool either. I have not once done anything to anyone out of seriousness or ooc that could be taken offensively and if my oc has really been that much of a burden I’m sorry. I just wanted to make some people laugh. Nothing meme said was out of malicious intent and I thought everyone understood she was just a joke. I’m sorry if my fun annoyed you. I have not sent any hate to anyone so I once again don’t understand why I was thrown into this. I thought my oc would be a nice distraction from all the chaos, but I guess I thought wrong. I apologize for this rant, but like you said I am allowed to have emotions and be upset about things.  Me being thrown into something that had nothing to my OC or me as a person just kind of upset me and I wanted to share so this didn’t happen again. 

~Just some thoughts from the creator. Also just a quick note: Thank you to everyone who enjoyed my jokes and played along. I deeply appreciate you and I don’t want it to seem like I got excessive hate because I got a couple comments here and there. The people who were kind to me, thanks geese, you were the best.))

(true to my ocs name I thought it would be appropriate to post a meme at the end of this all.)

It is the season of the goose.

There is a goose couple that have built a nest on the corner of our building. The mother sits on the eggs all day while the father keeps watch. 

This consists mainly of him catching his reflection in the windows of our building and honking threats at the ‘other goose’ while leaving a line of goose poop on our sidewalk. 

Let me explain something for those of you unfamiliar with geese. 

Geese do not understand fear. 

Walk up to a goose, I fucking dare you. 

You: an animal twice it’s size and easily four times it’s weight on a low-carb day. Walk yourself right up to that honker and see what he does. 

An adult goose will attack your car before he lets you get within four yards of his nest and will go out of his way to attack OTHER GEESE from ACROSS THE PARKING LOT. 

They give you a warning hiss and then they will try their best to kill you. Not a joke. Will try. 

And last year, we had to discourage people from taking selfies with the geese in the parking lot.

Geese are short-tempered battle tanks and humans are hardly even capable of surviving as a domestic species. 

Geese don’t give a fuck. 

Unofficially Official Hellsing Timeline: 1999

So, while going back over the manga (for various reasons), I decided to go ahead and plot the events of the first year more coherently for my own pleasure. I thought I’d share with y’all as well! 

These event dates are from the boxes in the manga, which unfortunately diminish over volumes (shrug). But 1999 is pretty planned out, with the exception of the Valentine attack. I go ahead and put them in September, since the leaves are off the trees in the backgrounds and it’s stated that Integra meets Maxwell on September 10th. 

Also, remember that the entire time this is all going on, Seras hasn’t drank blood at all (not even Integra’s, yet). Hark on her as you like, but a vampire who’s gone over four months without a drop of blood and is still as strong as she is? No wonder Alucard’s angry at her wasting such potential! 

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Now that we know Alicia Zimmermann went to Samwell, I need the fic where she takes Jack on his tour and it’s a very bittersweet moment.

Like Jack and his dad always had hockey to bond over, and she’s very happy she has this to share with her son, but at the same time it’s not something he wanted.

She takes him to the old places she used to hang out at, sharing funny stories about the time she got stuck outside the dorms before curfew during winter, how she had to sneak back in by climbing a tree and how her jeans got stuck on a branch; she doesn’t tell him she ditched the jeans.

Alicia talking about being attacked by geese because she refused to hand over a donut. The time she triggered an alarm because she fell asleep under a table in the library.

The terrible date she went on that ended with both of them arrested. “Don’t tell your dad about that one.”

Alicia looking at her son standing in the middle of his dorm a little lost and overwhelmed. “Jack, I know this isn’t what you wanted, but I think Samwell could be good for you if you let it.”

When she’s on her way to the car to do a supply run for basics she thinks Jack could use, she passes next to a guy with the beginnings of a moustache looking at a piece of paper and frowning. He has a hockey bag over his shoulder.

“Where the hell is this godforsaken fucking room!?”

“You have the paper backwards”

“Oh! Lady you just saved my ass! Um… Sorry for the cursing. I owe you.”

“No problem” she’s about to walk away but something makes her turn back. “Do you mind if I cash in? Do me a favour and drop by room 301.”

Alicia leaves without looking back. Jack calls to let her know a guy from the hockey team dropped by and they are going to check Faber.

She has a good feeling about this.

Hole in the Fence (Coldwave with goats) - 3

Fic: Hole in the Fence (ao3 link) - chapter ¾
Fandom: Flash, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
Pairing: Mick Rory/Leonard Snart

Summary: Mick Rory’s life was changed forever by the fire he didn’t escape.

(in which Mick Rory retires, raises goats, and saves the world more than a few times)

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“So, did it work?” Mick asks when Len swans in. “I assume since you’re here and not in a secret prison somewhere, it couldn’t have gone that badly.”

“That was a delight,” Len says. He’s beaming like a maniac.

Mick shakes his head in amusement. It’s been a while since he’s seen Len all jumped-up on adrenaline and loving every last second; Len’s heists have tended more towards cautious and controlled recently. This, though, this is classic Len: running on the very edge of danger with a smirk plastered on his face and his heart singing.

It’s good to see.

“So, anyway, I lured him out, no problem,” Len says, throwing himself down on the couch next to Mick, utterly ignoring the papers Mick had been perusing a few minutes earlier. He just did a thing; now he tells Mick about it. It’s a system - their system - and it works. “No, that’s not right; it was a problem. First he didn’t show up to the first time I set something up – the car job thing I told you about –”

“Yes,” Mick says dryly. “I know. You called me right after and complained about it for way too long.”

“Four minutes, twenty seconds!”

“As I said: way too long.”

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Year 2, Comic 3 - Meet the Frogs

Hey! Did you know you can like Check,Please! on Facebook? Yeah, I know, right? Another thing to follow/like/click on!! And what if I told you that the FB page is kinda sorta run by Johnson?? It’s great because my friends and relatives who don’t read the comic just assume there’s a wacky intern named Johnson who’s writing some of the posts.

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*Insert MGSV joke here*

anonymous asked:

Unrelated fact about my oc: she's now hailed the 'the goose lady' as she's always attacked by geese on her weekly commute to the gem temple

geese are evil 

my condolences 

Today I saw the new Guardians of the Galaxy film and it was pretty good. I like this particular MCU unit a lot. The end made me cry. I cry all the time every time at movies though so that’s sort of like asking geese to attack, or kombucha to be disgusting

where someone’s ex has graffitied their number in a public place with the caption “jerkwad of the universe*. and drunkenly someone else is like, yeah, no i’m the biggest jerkwad and calls the number. 

shockling the number is still active and not so shocking, *jerkwad of the universe* is one of the nicer captions said ex has left around town. and has to deal with a stranger calling them out on being a jerkwad. 

like, you can’t be a jerkwad, because I AM. I ONCE MADE GEESE ATTACK MY COUSIN 

and so begins a cellphone romance