attached to my backpack

He’s a baby boy.

A Definitely Incomplete List Of My Favorite Moments From The Lightning Thief (book), because I'm having Feelings
  • Percy very causally mentioning times he accidentally hit a school bus with a canon or dropped fifth graders into shark-infested water
  • Grover Underwood
  • Just everything he’s ever done
  • Percy running an illegal candy ring out of his dorm room 
  • “I was worried they found out I got my essay on Tom Sawyer from the internet and were going to take away my grade. Or worse, they were going to make me read the book.”
  • When Percy thought Grover was going to give him some deep, meaningful commentary on life to make him feel better but Grover just wanted Percy’s lunch
  • Percy tried so hard to do well on his Latin final and Chiron somehow thinks it’s a good idea to tell him he’s ‘not normal’ in front of the class my poor boy
  • That one part where Percy essentially went “Oh hey mom’s home!!! Better reschedule this panic attack I was having!!” 
  • When Percy did that weird hand sign (that was never explained) and the door slammed on Gabe so hard he flew up the steps
  • The fact that when Grover finally tracked Percy down he wasn’t wearing any pants. Like, there was literally no reason for him to not have the fake feet and the jeans on. No actual reason for him to be free balling it. Percy just needed a shock apparently. Showing up in the middle of a hurricane with no pants, dramatic ass satyr I love him. 
  • The SATISFYING DEATH of Gabe’s Camaro + Sally apparently learned bullfighting just in case because she truly is the best mom
  • Percy killing the minotaur with its own horn
  • Percy dragging Grover over the camp line while crying for his mom literally end me
  • You drool when you sleep.” could we get more iconic here
  • Percy teasing Annabeth about her crush on Luke
  • When Luke stole some toiletries for Percy and he got a little choked up because it was apparently the nicest thing anyone had ever done for him
  • The fact that Chiron basically told Annabeth that Percy was her destiny
  • The fact that a recovering alcoholic god of wine who hates children was deemed fit to run a camp for children
  • Not so fun: Percy, upon meeting Mr. D, immediately recognizing the signs of an alcoholic and going out of his way to sit far away from him ‘just in case’
  • The fact that everyone just expected him to hear ‘the greek gods are real’ and move on?? why would no one let this boy be in shock omg
  • Zeus apparently had a thing for the fluffy 80′s hairstyles
  • “the real world is where the monsters are” 
  • The fact that Poseidon could have claimed Percy at literally any moment but he apparently decided he really needed that dramatic reveal during capture the flag.
  • When Zeus was feeling Extra Dramatic™ after Percy’s claiming so he started making it rain inside the camp boarders and everyone was lowkey freaking out
  • When Annabeth pulls off her invisible cap and declares she’s going on the quest with him and Percy was like, beyond unsurprised that she was there and didn’t even attempt to fight her 
  • Chiron forgot to give Percy a sword from his father for like, an entire month. 
  • Grover with those freaking flying shoes oh my God
  • Annabeth blushing literally any time Luke talks to her 
  • IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND RESPECT ARGUS, HEAD OF CAMP SECURITY
  • lmao when Percy and Annabeth start bickering about something and Argus just winks at Percy because he knows
  • When they were playing hackey sack with an apple but it got too close to Grover’s mouth and he just ate the whole thing
  • The entire bus scene oh my God
  • “I was about to become the ADHD Poster Child of the Year” as he’s CRASHING A BUS
  • Annabeth on a fury’s back 
  • the explosion. just. all gr8. 
  • When Grover tries to play a path finder song and Percy just immediately slams into a tree. Also the fact that the path finder song was actually just a Hillary Duff number. 
  • “You two are giving me a migraine, and satyr’s don’t even get migraines!” 
  • Percy actually, truly trying to sell the story that the three of them are circus orphans who got separated from their ringleader 
  • Grover: hey guys this place is REALLY SHADY and we need to leave
  • Annabeth and Percy: but f o o d
  • Can you imagine walking into a store and finding your dead uncle’s body on display? Like????
  • When Medusa revealed herself and Annabeth’s running around invisible, Percy’s swinging a sword blindly and Grover’s flying around screaming and trying to whack her with a stick: everyone here is a MESS
  • When Annabeth was overly annoyed with Percy after that ordeal??? Sweetheart you fell for the trick too
  • Name something more iconic than 12 year old Percy Jackson mailing the decapitated head of Medusa to the gods on Mt. Olympus in an act of sheer pettiness. I dare you. 
  • When Percy was insisting on taking first watch while the others slept and Grover was basically like “hey kiddo listen to this” and played a song that immediately knocked him out so he could sleep all night 
  • “Percy. Say hello to the poodle.”
  • Percy seeing all the Greek creatures from the train window 
  • When Annabeth was dragging the boys to the St. Louis Arch and Percy’s claustrophobic ass Did Not Want To Get In That Tiny Elevator but he went anyway because he wanted Annabeth to be happy. That boy has had it bad since the start. 
  • “I am Echidna!”
  • “Isn’t…isn’t that a type of anteater?”
  • I HATE AUSTRALIA.” 
  • How many times has Percy actually been poisoned throughout all the series I literally want a count 
  • ‘Lemme just, uh….jump off the fucking St. Louis Arch and hope I don’t die when I hit the water.’
  • There is just something very aesthetic about Percy lighting a fire in the bottom of a river 
  • Percy’s got so much pent-up rage that he’s just immediately ready to wreck Ares upon meeting him omfg
  • THE THRILL RIDE O’ LOVE
  • Annabeth getting so worked up and flustered over going down there with Percy because it’s a love ride and Percy’s just like “you literally do not have to make this a Thing” lmao
  • Annabeth wouldn’t let Percy touch Aphrodite’s scarf because she didn’t want him getting infected by love magic but then…touched it herself lol
  • The entire sequence with the mechanical spiders and the cameras and the ride itself 
  • Percy’s plan to get off the ride!!!! He’s so smart okay can people stop calling him stupid!!! 
  • Grover trying to catch them both in mid-air but they‘re too heavy so the three of them just kind of slowly crash into one of those face-cut-out posters lol
  • Percy, turning to the camera’s broadcasting this shit on Olympus: “Show’s over! Thank You! Goodnight!” 
  • THE FUCKING ZOO BUS
  • Everything about that scene omg. The animals they had to help. Trying to convince Grover of how great he is. The baby percabeth. my h e a r t
  • “What if it does line up like the Trojan War? Athena versus Poseidon?”
  • “I don’t know what my mom will do. I just know I’ll be fighting next to you.”
  • “Why?”
  • “Because you’re my friend, Seaweed Brain, any more stupid questions?”
  • Do you hear that sound? That’s me, ages 13-21(+) sobbing uncontrollably oh my God I love them so much
  • ‘let’s just set a fucking lion loose in Las Vegas’ 
  • “I put a Blessing of the Wild on them, so they’ll safely find food and shelter wherever they go.”
  • “Why can’t you put on of those on us?”
  • “It only works on wild animals.”
  • “So it would only effect Percy…”
  • “HEY!” 
  • When they get to the Lotus hotel and Grover starts playing that game where the deer shoot the hunters azxjhnhdjx
  • Percy physically having to drag his friends out of there once he realized it was the lair of the lotus eaters
  • When Annabeth gave the taxi driver her lotus credit card and he started calling her “Your Highness” lmao
  • Every time in this book Percy comes close to uncovering a Dark Truth the people around him are just like “let’s not worry about that :) “ and my polite boy actually shuts up it’s so wild because I would just keep going lol
  • CRUSTY THE WATER BED SALESMAN 
  • Listen that entire scene has lowkey always been one of my Favs and I’m not even sure why but Percy chopping his head off was g r e a t
  • The entrance to the Underworld is DOA Recording Studios and I love it
  • “We, uh…all drowned in a bathtub.”
  • Poor Charon just wants his Italian suits he doesn’t need all this bullshit 
  • Grover almost getting dragged into Tartarus: not good. very bad. bad shit. 
  • Annabeth getting emotionally attached to Cerberus in the span of 3 minutes: RELATABLE 
  • ‘huh my backpack that I thought I got rid of five days ago is getting weirdly heavy, that’s not suspicious though, right?’ 
  • When Hades just starts monologue-ing about all the shit he has to put up with
  • “what kind of awful things do you have to do to get sewn into Hades underwear?” p e r c y
  • when Percy realizes the Master Bolt is in his backpack and he’s just like. tell me why. why. I’m a good person. what did I DO. 
  • When Percy has to sacrifice his mom to get Annabeth and Grover out of there I Cri Evey Tiem 
  • My cute lil’ baby yelling around on a beach to get Ares to show up 
  • ahdbsjznx when Grover gives Percy a crushed, half eaten tin can for good like and Percy is just like “Grover…I don’t know what to say.” I LOVE HIM
  • My sweet son kicking the god of war’s ass. bless. blessed on this day. 
  • The news crews who suddenly started backtracking and writing Percy as a hero 
  • Percy, choking back tears, giving Gabe’s store’s phone number out on national television and promising everyone free appliances IM STILL CACKLING I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH HE’S ICONIC 
  • Hades actually releasing Sally because he’s Not As Big Of A Dick As He Could Have Been 
  • Percy: hey I think there’s a really good chance that Kronos was behind this whole mess-
  • Zeus and Poseidon: XXX KRONOS DO NOT INTERACT XXX
  • Poseidon rolling his eyes at literally everything Zeus says and does
  • Poseidon and Percy’s whole talk omg my sweet boy just wants his dad to love him and Poseidon’s trying to figure out how to show affection when he basically signed this kid’s death sentence I’m crying 
  • A man will never satisfy me as much or in the same way as Sally Jackson murdering Gabe Ugliano did 
  • Percy was spending months of summer stressing over who the friend that’s supposed to betray him was but like…Sweetie you had exactly three (3) friends and you knew two of them weren’t gonna hurt you
  • ahbdjsnx when Percy and Luke were having their conversation in the woods and like Luke’s acting shady af the whole time but it’s literally not until he litters that Percy is like “something…is Wrong.” this boy I s2g
  • Percy getting bit by a scorpion is Not A Favorite Moment but the nymphs helping him out was 
  • Percy making his Official Decision to go home for the school year only after Annabeth reveals that he actually did talk her into trying again with her family 
  • I didn’t mean to write out a summary of the whole damn book it’s six am listen I’m just feeling nostalgia for the original series in this chili’s tonight 
  • whoops

So a few days ago I took my little brother to Bath and Body works because he wanted some hand sanitizer. And he wanted one of those rubber holder things you use to attach the hand sanitizer to things (idk what the fuck it’s called). Anyways, he wanted a pink one because he likes the color pink, so I got him a pink one and he attached it to his backpack. The next day he comes home from school and I notice he took it off. I asked why and he said his classmates laughed at him and called him a girl for liking pink. I told him he shouldn’t have to feel ashamed for liking pink, and color has no gender. I told him not to listen to those kids, to be better than them, to be wiser, and more educated, to never stoop to that level. Then the next day he came home with the sanitizer attached to his backpack and he literally said “I told my classmates if they think pink is a girls color then they support Hitler, because I know boys used to wear pink but then Hitler changed that”. I don’t know whether to be proud or concerned.. (also I know what he said isn’t 100% accurate but he’s 9)

I think I should get something visibly rainbow-y to attach to my backpack or something. I think I might have been hit on yesterday, and knowing my track record it might be useful to have a sign saying “not into dudes” since there’s a chance I might not actually notice myself.

Chaos

Bucky x avengers x reader


Warnings: violence, mentions of murder, mentions of panic, ‘terrorist’ attacks


“Life is nothing without a little chaos to make it interesting.”
Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Demon in My View

(reader is not a terrorist, but perceives herself as an artist, her greatest work being chaos and fire) 

If you guys like it, I’ll continue; it’s probably a four part series.  


Originally posted by itskissland


A devious smirk forms on my face as I press the “call” button of the old flip-phone. I watch as the building in front of me is immediately brought down in fire and dust. People scream; they run, as they try to get as far away from the chaos as possible. The building burns, and I keep watching as the foundation begins to crumble. I close my eyes and take a few moments to revel in the sound of chaos, feeling nostalgic towards the many times I have done this before.

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Chance Encounters: Encounter 2

Zombie Apocalypse AU

Bucky Barnes X Reader (eventual)

Summary: You’re struggling to survive on your own after the apocalypse happened. You’re making your way to a dying city when you run into a mystery man, which seems to be fate’s way of messing with you. After your chance encounter with a mystery man and several other chance encounters, one event leads to another and eventually, the Avengers assemble.  

Word Count: 1591

Warnings: Swearing, Semi-graphic fight scene, Zombie apocalypse (let me know if you need me to add any other warnings)

A/N: Posting a little earlier than anticipated. Minimally edited. I discovered that I’m really bad at describing things so sorry in advance. And bearded cap is coming your way. I’m writing this as I go and I can already tell this is going to be a long series. Slow burn you guys. You’ve been warned.


Chance Encounters Masterlist 

Encounter 1 | Encounter 2 – Steve Rogers (AKA Mystery Man) | Encounter 3 

Originally posted by lord-legacy

“Run,” The Asshole yells as he grabs my hand and pulls me back.

I notice that The Infected have started running towards us. We start sprinting down the small ravine until we reach the little creek that sits in the middle. I grab my crowbar with my free hand just so I can have something to defend myself with if it comes to that.

“Come on, this way,” the asshole yells as he pulls my hand and makes a sharp right. 

“Do you even know where you’re going,” I pant out.

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anonymous asked:

You inspired me to get in shape, so I went out and bought a bike and I love it! I need more music to listen to while I'm out, do you have a Spotify playlist for when you're biking/working out?

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST FUCKING NEWS FOR ME

Be safe on your bike! I personally don’t ride with headphones in because I live in a big city and I need those ears to  hear things, but I do play music from a cellphone pouch attached to my backpack. Here’s something to get pumped with:

I should use this update on my shield to announce, IM GOING TO LONDON COMIC CON THIS YEAR!

It’s my first convention and I wanted to cosplay so I went for something fairly easy. I’m cosplaying Stevonnie and making a fairly simple shield to attach to my backpack.

If you’re going this year, hope to see you! I will only be there for the Sunday but I hope to do loads of cool stuff!

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pilferingapples replied to your postCreaky Squeaky

**careful hugs** Hypermobility sucks and I want to shake every 20 year old jackass who talks about it like a superpower. it double-sucks that your family can’t handle hearing about it! (I hope the splints are helping now?)

Thank you, Apples. [gingerly hugs you back] Hey, if you have access to a time machine, would you please go back and shake the 20-year-old me as well? Admittedly neither I nor anybody I knew had ever heard of hypermobility then, but a jackass who twists themselves into a pretzel and/or does the Happy Worm Dance with their hands is still a jackass, LOL!

And yes the splints are helping (crap I wish I had them back when I was playing the piano seriously)…. at least when I remember to use them. -.- At the very least I now have them attached to my backpack with a carabiner when I’m not wearing them so I never have to go for practice, realise with horror that I’d left them behind again, and come home with a sore hand, haha.

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Another updated view of my EDC with some slight changes. The basics stay the same;. My SOG flashlight, Ontario folding knife, Gerber multi-tool, Timex wristwatch, and Machine Era wallet are my essentials. I take pride in the fact that my gear has some noticeable wear and tear. Everything gets used.. hard. My Canon DSLR tends to stay in my studio, along with my Craftsman razor knife. I added a few new items to my keychain; a clip on multi-tool and lighter. I try and keep it light, aside from my flashlight that gets a little heavy so I keep it in a Condor flashlight pouch attached to my everyday carry backpack.

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Hey guys I just wanted to share with you my latest hobby :)
I’ve never been able to get the store page on the TCGS site to work. At
first it was OK cos although I was going to buy that Jersey Dave shirt and
gave up, when I moved to the city it had changed to the cum rag which was
even better - my plan was to attach the rag to my backpack then wear the
broken shirt over my t-shirts in the autumn. That way you can still see the
t-shirt but my arms are toasty :) But even on a different computer it still
wouldn’t work! My browsers have always been hopelessly out-of-date.
But I really wanted something themed to wear to Sketchfest, so I made a
Saddlebee Neigh-T Hive shirt! I love SNH and I’m kinda proud of that one,
even though the faces didn’t exactly turn out quite right :P
It is seriously addictive though. So this is my new one, Human Fish themed!
It’s a bit rough but presumably so is the life of a half human half fish.
(And one day, ONE DAY, I will get that cum rag. And then never call it that
in front of my parents.)

TL;DR: here is thing I made

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Hi I got these super cute pins from Punkypins

Pins are great for attaching to a denim jacket, any jacket, or like me, to my denim backpack. Punkypins on Etsy has a ton of different designs and they also sell patches! They are a popular Etsy store and reliable. Be sure to check them out, thanks! :)