attac on my heart

  • Me: (has minor chest pain)
  • Me: ow
  • (inside)
  • My brain: SHE'S HAVING A HEART ATTAC K
  • The rest of my body: Actually, it's just indigestion, it'll go away rather quick-
  • My brain: OUR GIRL IS HAVING A FUCKING H E A R T A T T A C K WHY ARE YOU ASSHOLES JUST STANDING AROUND DOING N O T H I N G
  • (later)
  • My Dad: You're not having a heart attack. If you were, you would have experienced more dangerous symptoms than just a pain in the chest. There's no need for you to worry about it.
  • Me, to my brain: he just said that i'm fine, so you can stop freaking out now
  • My brain: IT'S P A N I C T I M E™