atsaka

guys la kami pasok bukas kasi walang kuryente ehehe gusto ko sana gumala kaso i’m tired luh atsaka takot ako gumastos ng pera sa mga di importanteng bagay pero gustong-gusto ko na ng ice cream, damit, shoes, jabee huhu hirap kapag kuripot :((

Bakit kaya ganon @ineng, bakit may mga @babaengkinakalimutan e hindi naman dapat sila kalimutan kasi nga hindi ba @marunon sila magmahal? Bakit may mga @babaengloyal? Kasi nga talagang mahal na mahal nila yun lalaking minamahal nila na kahit ano mang mangyari, hindi @iwan. Imagine mo, papano kung @walangloko-loko na babae? Ode kasaya natindba? Kaya nga dapat @alaga natin sila okay? Kasi nga papano pa tayo sasaya dba? Kundi ang gawin natin silang masaya. Dahil masarap pakinggan sa tenga natin ang mga salita @masayanakosayo atsaka syempre kapag kakain kayo dba pati ito @masayangkumain kapag kasama ka. @nakakabighani, @nakakakilig, @nakakagutom, @nakakaloki kaya na parang @ang @saya lang kasi kapag kasama mo sya. Bakit kaya may mga @babaengpalaginggutom? Yung palagi nalang @kain ng kain? Hala. Baka naman @nakakatamads sila mag @dyeta? O ano tapos lalaki tiyan nyo magreklamo kayo samin? Sus. Pwede pa paminsan-minsan @suspend nyo hilig nyo sa @pagkuha ng pagkain? Please baka tumaba kayo. Bakit kaya may mga @babaengnambubully? @wag naman sana kayo ganyan sa kapwa nyo @tao @lol. Hindi @nakakagana makasalamuha ang mga ganyang tao, @promisespromisespromises. Sana tumino kayo ha? Please. Atsaka, @bakit-why may mga @babaengsobrangselosa? Like why? Lol. Kung sinabi namin nakayo lang, kayo lang talaga. Hindi kami manloloko. Tapos magselos kayo e sasabihin nyo pang @hindikitakilala, @hindimoakomahal, @hindinatao ganon. May kalayaan din kami. @babaengakasiako sasabi nyo, sasabihin namin @babaengambivert, @babaengantipatika at @babaengakasiako. Okay na. Panalo na kayo. Tanggap namin kayo kahit kayo ay @hindichinita, @hindimoakomahal kanyo, @hindimaganda, @hindiprinsesa, @hindipamehnaliligo kanyo, @tabatyta, @hindimatinongurl, @hindimatangkad, o kung ano pa man. We will still love you. 😊❤️

Pag-uwi ko kanina ang ingay ng bahay which is nakakapanibago kasi tatlo na lang ulit kami e. Tapos pagbukas nung pinto bumungad sakin yung inaanak ko atsaka mga pinsan niya, bumisita kasi ulit sila dito sa bahay tapos nagpa-tutor yung inaanak ko kanina kasi may exams pa daw sila sa math tomorrow.

Ang kukulit ang iingay pero masaya haha, ang ganda talaga sa feeling pag may kasamang bata sa bahay, parang ang lively baga ng atmosphere, ngayon kakauwi lang nila and heto dumami lalo yung ligpitin pero oks lang haha.

“How the Different Foreign Languages were Taught (or not) to the Filipinos by their Different Former Colonizers”

(( *coughs* ))

So mga doods, now you don’t have to wonder why we’re pretty good in Englishing. Rare ang mga Espanishing. Atsaka, we can relate -a little- to the pronunciations op da Japanishing. So yeh.

//slapped

Bepor u sey, “bat da English taught us da Englishing?" 
Anser: No. They ded not taught us how to English properly like how yer schools are teaching ye. However, we got introduced to da English language first by dem. But we weren’t really formally taught how to. Still da rich ones with da money were the only ones who could i-speakening properly during dat taym. Parang Espanyoling lang, but in English.

HOW TO HAVE A GIRLFIEND

Sinulat ko to para maging batayan ko para sa future na liligawan ko. Minsan kailangan kong mag-set ng regulation at rules para mas maging madali ang gagawin ko.

1. Pogi/Gwapo/May itsura - syempre dapat lang talaga. Sabi nga nila, “To get girls you should not be ugly” kaya dapat pogi ka or gwapo ka. Okay na siguro yung gwapong gwapo sa sarili atleast malakas ang pagiging makapal ang mukha nya para makapanligaw sya.

2. Sasakyan/Malapit lang - ano ka ba naman. Kung wala kang sasakyan papano mo magagawa yung pagbubuksan mo ng pintuan ng kotse yung babaeng nililigawan mo. Pandagdag points yun sayo. Wait kung wala ka nyan, dapat sunduin mo sya at siguraduhin na safe sya kapag magkasama kayo kahit na sa pampublikong sasakyan kayo sasakay.

3. Maporma/Magaling manamit - oo totoo to. Kailangan mo namang bagayan ang itsura mo kapag magsusuot ka ng damit atsaka sapatos mo. Hindi porket uso makikisabay kana. Kung pangit ka, pero maganda damit mo at magaling mo dalhin aba'y babagay sayo yan.

4. Sapatos/Panyo - yung sapatos mo ibagay mo sa suot mo. Alangan black shoes kapag shorts. Sira ulo. Atsaka magdala ka ng panyo. Ganito trick dyan. Iwala mo panyo nya syempre maghahanap sayo ng pango ibigay mo yung sayo basta nilagyan mo ng pabango at dapat may-Downy din yun para hindi ka nya makalimutan.

5. Buhok - yung ayos ng buhok mo ay dapat bagay sa mukha mo. Wag ka mag-mohawk kun pangit sayo. Pangit kana nga pangit pa style ng buhok mo wag ganon. Dapat papogi ka palagi.

6. Mag-toothbrush - makikipagusap ka sa nililigawan mo ang baho ng hininga mo? Gago ka ba? Malakas maka-attract ang mabangong hininga promise. Baka nga yun ang hanapin sayo.

7. Maligo - ang ganda ng suot mo pero hindi ka naligo? Tanga naman. Magkakaroon ka ng body odor dyan. Maligo ka dapat at gumamit ng sabong makapagpalambot ng balat mo at nakakabango. Gumamit ka ng deodorant din yung mabango. Try mo ang Axe.

8. Smile - nililigawan mo nga e dapat masaya ka sa piling nya. Kinnam naman. Nakaka-attract ang ngiti tandaan mo yan palagi. Nakaka-fall yan. Oo pafall ang ngiti kaya gamitin mo palagi. Mahina babae dyan.

9. Effort - pag mahal mo mag-effort ka pero manloloko ma-effort din. Wag kang manliligaw kung sa bandang huli ay lolokohin at iiwan mo rin. Ipakita at iparamdam mo sa kanyang sya lang talaga ang babaeng gusto mong maging kasintahan mo. Gawin mo ang lahat para sakanya at patunayan mo na sincere ka kasi malalaman nya talaga na totoo nararamdaman mo sakanya. Kantahan mo sya o haranahin. Sayawan mo ng “Lady in Red”. Bigyan mo ng regalo tulad ng bouquet of bulaklak ng kalabasa. Pang-ulam na. Pati chocolate atsaka yung mik-mik.

10. Gestures - wag kang manhid. Inutil ka ba? Lagyan mo rin ng hand moves at body language para masabi no sakanyang mahal mo sya.

11. Words - ito mga linyang makakapagpahina ng tuhod nya at makakapagpasabog ng obaryo nya. “I woke and the first thing I need is you”, “Ikaw lang ang babaeng minahal ko ng ganito”, “I want to spend the rest of my life with you”, “Everytime I look at you, I fall in love with you”, “Hindi makukumpleto ang araw ko kapag hindi kita nakikita”. Bolahin mo rin. Lokohin mo ng lambing na words hindi yung lolokohin mo at maghahanap ng ibang babae. Ipakita mo na sya lang talaga.

Mahirap magka-girlfriend. Dba? May bonus pa.

12. Oras/Panahon/Pagkakataon - tangina ito ang pinakamahirap sa lahat. Ibibigay mo oras mo sakanya. Pati panhon mo at pagkakataon mo. Ipapaliwanag ko sayo.

ANO BA ANG BABAE?

Sila yung hinugot sa ating tadyang. Taglay nila ang mga ugaling hindi maipaliwanag. Dinadatnan sila kasa buwan ng regla nila. Nagigin beastmode sila kapag ganyan kasi masakit puson nila kaya dapat lambingin mo sya at bigyan ng pagkain at manatili sa tabi nya. O dba? Sila rin yung punung-puno ng insecurities sa katawan. Pota. Flat yung dibdib nila pati pwet. Malaki balakang nitong isa yung isa matangkad at yun isa bansot naman. Mahilig sila magkumpara. Sila yung mahilig magburloloy sa katawan at mahilig magmake-up. Dapat iparamadam mo she is enough. Yun yon. Sila rin yung moody. Gago e. From happy to lonely to hungry to angry to happy again. Nakakaasar dba? Syempre mahal mo kaya pagtitiisan mo. Mahilig sila magpalit ng mood kaya dapat prepared kana. Mahilig din sila kumain. Kain ng kain tapos kapag tumaba magiinarte sila na baka iwan na sila o maghanap ng iba. Kabobohan. Hindi nila alam na kuntento na tayo sakanila at hindi na maghahanap pa ng iba. Mahilig sila manghinala. Magpaparatang yan. Dapat prepared kana kasi minsan alam na niya yung totoong istorya. Daig pa NBI e sa sobrang galing mag-espiya. Imagine mo lahat ng yan ginagawa nya kasi tinitignan nya kung sincere ka sakanya. Ginagawa nya yan kasi she also cares for you at yung feelings mo at the same time para rin sa feelings nya. Magtaka ka isang araw magbago na lahat.

Ang hirap dba? Madali lang yan promise.

Sinamahan ko roomie ko bumili ng nescafe shit sa malapit na convenience store here tas ang ending wala syang dalang pera gago edi pera ko nalang muna dumerecho naman ako sa may ref ref and tadaaa. After ikwento ni ma at pa sakin yung ganap kanina sa viber video chat with the whole pamili and mami neneth na nasa sg rn tangina di ko maiwasang di mapaluha habang naglalakad papuntang convenience store pero oks lang kasi lang alam si roomie kasi busy sya sa phone nya atsaka madilim.

Sige, isa lang. Pang sissy boy lang naman to eh wanport lang sa soju. Pagbalik sa pad patuloy pa rin paguusap namin ni ma sa phone news feed namin puro about kay mommy yun nga eh throwback hits agad pinarinig pa sakin ni ma yung pagkanta ni mommy ah gago lang ganyanan ma.

Dumerecho agad ako sa rooftop kasi meyn ang ganda ng weather. As usual tumingala na namam ako. May isang star akong nakita agad akong napangiti kasi alam kong si mommy yun. Tinaas ko yung bote sabay “cheers tayo my”. Ah gago this is fucking sad bat ang daming shits lately ha tinitest ako ni cosmos stahp na plst.

Alam mo ‘yung epic fail na kung kailan ka nag-aupload ng mga chaka moments mo sa IG stories and My Day mo sa Messenger saka naman nanunuod si crush at pag kung kailan ka todo papretty dun naman hindi siya nanunuod.

Ps. Atsaka crush pag manunuod ka naman minsan lahatin mo na hindi ‘yung pahalata kang hindi mo sinasadyang maopen ang story ko kaya yung first upload lang ang nakita mo.

ginniemouse  asked:

Give me a song that brings back memories & why. 🤗

I miss you - Blink 182

*Four years ago, makulimlim habang nasa loob kami ng gate ng bahay ni Quio*

Me: Dude, kung magbabanda tayo, anong pwesto mo?

Quio: Ako na lang mag ba-bass. Tas si Carl mag drums. Tas ikaw guitar atsaka vocals.

Me: Puta. Seryoso ako magvovocals? Haha.

Quio: Alangan ako. Haha. *tagay ng red horse*

Me: Kailan tayo mag prapractice? *hithit*

Quio: Pa set mo kay Carl. Maraming alam yun na studio dito sa LP.

Me: Sige. Ednis tayo mamaya. Pa kuha tayo. Haha.

Quio: Magkano?

Me: 100.

*Five months after*

*Naglalakad papuntang Golden Haven*

/ don’t waste your time, honey you’re already the voice inside my head /

Carl: Sabi mo diba tutugtugin natin ‘to?

Me: Oo.

Me: Papakinggan lang pala natin habang naglalakad.

/ I miss you /

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Ang Pagbibinata ni Joven Hernando-Bernal
(alternately, The Life and Times of Jovito Hernando, Bernal Brother #3)
a fic by @toniongbuwan/@ipakomokoroman
with @sumbungero/@chinupacoroman
images by @dettsu​/@bagyong-goyong
886 words of 10k+ | PG-13 | Pacoven (One-sided)

chapter index: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5


Chapter 5: “Ay, sinasabi ko sa ‘yo. Maraming mai-in love sa ‘yo.”


Joven slowly grew up with the promise of his father’s good looks. Alfredo Hernando was a throwback of his family’s mestizo heritage and Joven had inherited his father’s complexion and aquiline nose. The rounded softness of childhood gave way to long limbs and an angular jaw, already sporting a smatter of patchy stubble. From his mother, he inherited very little. Teresa was an Amorsolo beauty; reddish-brown skin of a true morena, slanting doe eyes, and the straight-backed poise of a ballet dancer. What Teresa was able to bequeath her son, though, was a wide, sensuous mouth that quirked up into a half-smile.

As a boy, it gave Joven the look of a mischievous cherub. Growing into a young man, this gave him the rakish look of someone, who, in a few years, could be a heartbreaker.

Keep reading

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MUST-HAVES BEFORE MAKING LANDI

So ayun na nga eto na ha guamwa na ako ng mga kakailanganin nyo kung sakali na gusto niyong lumandi ng maayos haha featuring nga pala ang aking dalawang naggwapuhang mga bodyguards ng puso ko haha 


1. CONFIDENCE

Nako bhe kailangan mo ito para mas mabilis kang makalandi at mas madami kang malandi. Ganurn walang hiya-hiya sa landian! WAG KANG PABEBE!!


2. 20/20 VISION

Needed to para makita ang mga chix at papabols ng mas mabilis atsaka kailangan yan kasi baka mabiktima ka ng mga Layogenic, Labogenic, Talikodgenic at iba pang genic genic ganurn!!


3. SOME SKIN

Pang-akit, panukso, panghimok, pambuyo pak ganurn kasi paano ka makakaakit kung tagong tago ka bhe? so magpakita ng kahit unti lang naman


4. PERA!! MARAMING PERA!!

Pang gastos, pangtustus, pangbayad ng tuition fee hahahah charaught baka kasi trip mo highschool student ganurn haha


5. TIME, MARAMI-RAMING TIME

Panglandi, panglandi ng mas maraming oras, ng mas maraming tao kasi paano ka lalandi kung kulang na kulang ka sa time bhe? ano, haggard  haggard ka na nyan!! omg bawas points sa fes


AT ANG HULI ANG PINAKAIMPORTANTE SA LAHAT AY… 


6. PUSONG BATO

Para di ka maguilty, para di ka masaktan, para ok lang sayo manakit hahaha char lang syempre kailangan mo ng pusong bato kasi enebe gusto mo ba masaktan?? hahaha


Oh mga beh na sa inyo na kung susundin nyo ito hahaha mga nakalap ko lang naman yan na techniques sa mga kaibigan kong maharot haha char pero laging tatandaan sarili niyo yang diskarte lumandi haha

Bilang dumarami na rin ang bilang ng mga tumblrista, maraming baguhan sa kung ano nga ba ang tumblr at kung ano ang nangyayari sa tumblr. Anong ibig sabihin ng ganito, ganyan. Kaya this post is for you bloggers :>

Tumblrista. Collective term para sa mga Pinoy Tumbloggers. Nasa iba’to ibang sulok ng Pilipinas, maging ng mundo. Basta isa kang Pinoy at may tumblr ka, tumblrista ka na!

URL. Ang URL ang isa sa hindi mawawala sa blog mo. Syempre, hindi ka makakagawa nito kung wala kang URL. Sa URL mo maeexpress ang parte ng sarili mo kasi jan ka halos makikilala. Yan yung itataype sa address bar para makapunta sa blog mo, yan din yung makikita nila sa dashboard bilang username mo, at yan din yung makikita nila kapag nakikipag-usap kaya via TA/FM.

Theme. Ang theme ng iyong blog. Sa simula, nandiyan yung default theme ng Tumblr, Optica ata yun. Choice mo na yun kung papaltan mo. Kapag nagpalit ka ng theme, pwede kang makahanap sa /theme o kaya sa google. Sa pag-eedit nito, tiyaga-tiyaga lang kasi may ibang theme makers na sobrang user-friendly, at may iba naman na kailangan mo pang mag-Edit HTML para lang may mabagong part sa theme.

BGM. Choice mo naman kung maglalagay ka ng BGM. Kadalasan, sa scmusicplayer.net yung player na ginagamit. May iba naman na nakalagay lang sa sidebar or somewhere sa blog. Nakakatulong ito para sa viewers ng blog kasi may music, nakakadagdag ng ambiance at atmosphere.

Sidebar. Ang sidebar naman sa blog mo yung, syempre, nasa side. Ilagay mo kung anong gusto mong ilagay. Online counter, description, links, picture, kahit na ano. Syempre, optional lang naman ito.

Avatar. Ang avatar naman yung parang icon mo sa Twitter at display picture mo sa Facebook.

Header. Ang header ay katulad lang din ng cover photo sa Facebook at sa Twitter.

TA/FM. TA stands for Tumblr Ask. Ito yung mga pwedeng i-publish at i-answer privately. Ito yung kadalasang ginagamit ng mga bloggers para makipag-usap sa iba. Madali lang din kasi ito hanapin tsaka tipong magdadagdag ka lang sa URL ng /ask. Pwede ring naka-anonymous ka sa pagtatanong, depende sa gusto mo. May limit ito na 10 questions per hour. FM naman stands for Fan Mail. Bale, if you want longer conversations, ito ang gagamitin. Na-iistore ito sa inbox. Kaso kailangan mo munang i-follow ang isang tao for 48 hours bago ka makapag-FM. May limit din ito na 500 per day kaso bihira naman yun mangyari. Sa FM, nababago mo yung font, pwedeng monospace, arial, tsaka cursive. Nababago mo din yung texture, pwedeng notebook or paper.

Anonymous. Hiding behind the grey shadow. Pwede kang mag-anonymous sa TA depende sa blogger. May iba kasing ang gusto ay walang anon na matanggap. Be careful lang sa anon messages, wag sana maging hate messges yung sinesend mo. Be good! Pwede rin naming maging anonymous blogger ka. Walang pinapakitang mukha. Pili lang sa information na ibabahagi.

Submit. People want to submit something sa’yo. Kapag in-open mo ito, may makakapag—submit ang mga bloggers sayo. Ikaw din ang bahala kung ipa-publish mo or hindi.

Reblog. Parang retweet lang or share. Kapag may nagustuhan kang i-post na nakita mo na sa iba, ireblog mo na lang. Wag kana mag-copy paste at angkinin yun bilang iyo. Plagiarism nay un. Nasa terms and conditions pati yun. Lahat naman ng post, pwede mo i-reblog, pwera lang yung sa’yo, unless you use XKit.

Like. Same lang to sa like sa Facebook at favorite sa Twitter. All you need to do is like the heart button and ayun. May trick dito, kapag may keyboard kang gamit, pumindot ka ng ilang keyboard shortcuts, J-for next post, K-for previous post, tapos L-for like. If you press L a little longer, may makikita kang heart animation.

Mention. Kapareho lang ito sa Twitter. You type someone’s URL after the @ sign. Manonotify yung blogger na minention mo. Bagong feature lang din ito.

Follow. Kapag sinabi nating follow, edi follow. Parang sa twitter. Pwede kang i-follow, pwede kang mag-follow. Nakikita naman yun sa account mo.

Followback. Binibigay lang ito kapag nauna kang ifollow. Hindi rin hinihingi. Depende na ito sa blogger kung ibibigay niya sa’yo. Kapag hindi binigay, wag naman sanang magalit. You came here to express, not for having more followers.

Tags. You use the tags para organized yung blog mo. Ikaw bahala sa tags na gagamitin mo. Kadalasang mga tags, personal, random, lovelife, long post, etc. Minsan, nasa tags din yung nararamdaman nung blogger. Maliit lang naman kasi ito kaya hindi gaano napapansin.

GPOY. Gratuitous Picture of Yourself. Kadalasan, mga selfie na yung nandito. Pero eto kasi yung picture na proud kang ipangalandakan sa iba.

Longpost. Mahabang post. Hindi ganon ka-defined kung gaano kahaba ang mga long post. Basta mahaba, long post. Kadalasan, mga readables ang makikita dito. Masarap magbasa. Opposite nya yung oneliners.

Oneliners. Mga post na sakto lang sa isang line. Or isang sentence.

Hugot. Mga post na kung makapagrelate sa pag-ibig ay wagas. Sisisirin mo pa ang kailaliman ng lupa para lang malaman kung nasaan ang hugot ng blogger na iyon. Mga kadramahan lang ganon. Haha.

TTH. Titillating Thursday. Mga nakaka-shock na pictures ang nandito, kaso ngayon, puro mga nude selfies na lang. Kung tigang ka at naghahanap ka ng mapaglalabasan, pumunta ka na sa tag na ito!

TBT. Throwback Thursday. Kadalasang napapagkakamalang TTH. Mga picture mo dati ang nandito sa TBT. Kaya nga throwback eh.

Promote. Magpapapromote ka sa isang blogger para makagain ng followers/following.

Sabaw. State of mind ito ng isang blogger kung saan wala na siyang maisip na ipost kaya magrereblog na lang ng kung anu-ano. Nangyayari to sa lahat.

Tigang. Mga taong sobrang malibugan. Lumalabas sa tuwing porn hour. Mga nagrereblog ng porn, kasi gusto may ka-sex. Masasanay ka din sa kanila kasi halos gabi-gabi silang nandiyan. Minsan nga lang, meron sa tanghali at sa hapon.

Tumblr crush. Pwedeng ito yung crush mo sa tumblr or yung 9 mong most-liked and reblogged blogs. Para makita yung 9 na yun, punt aka lang sa following tapos, makikita mo na sa right side yung mga tumblr crushes mo.

Viber/Line/WeChat/Skype. Dahil nakakatamad lumabas ng bahay at magpaload, dito na lang sa mga free chat apps umaasa ang ilan. Instant pa ang dating ng messages.

Kada. Kapag sinabing kada, barkada mo yun. Maraming mga kada jan. Marami kang makakaclose sa isang kada, sumali ka lang, boom, hello close friends na. Masaya magkaroon ng kada, dami mong makakausap. Baka nandon din si The One.

DB. Describe Blog. Base sa name, idedescribe ng isang blogger ang blog mo. May iba’to ibang paraan to describe blogs. Pwedeng may picture, mahaba, may message. Simpleng promote na din kapag maganda yung sinabi ng blogger tungkol sa blog mo.

BR. Blog Rate. Para naman siyang DB kaso ang gamit lang ay numbers. Irerate ng isang blogger ang blog mo depende sa categories na sinet nya.

XKit. Isang google chrome/Mozilla firefox/opera extension. Extension of extensions. Madaming mga extension ang makakatulong sa pagbablog mo. Kagaya na lang nung reblog yourself atsaka one-click reblog.

TC. Tinychat. Isang website para sa pakikipag-chat ng bloggers. Maraming nakikipag-TC. Makakaclose mo kasi ung isang blogger, tapos, may chance din na makita mo yung mukha niya. Enjoy makipag-TC.

Audio greeting. Pag sinabing audio greeting, babatiin ka ng isang blogger. Promote na din ito sa sarili mo kapag nabati ka ng blogger na yun.

Meet ups. Hinding hindi mawawala sa bloggers ang meet ups. Nagsusulputan ang mga meet ups lalo na kapag bakasyon. May ibang meet ups na ilang cycle na din kasi sobrang sumikat. Kagaya na lang nung TSAMU, TSEMU, TAEMU. Isang worth it experience ang pagpunta sa mga Meet ups. You’ll get to know the blogger behind their blogs.

FS. Fan sign. Hinding hindi mawawala sa isang meet up ang mga fan sign. At least kahit hindi ka dun nakapunta, nandon naman ang URL mo. May picture pa kasama ng iba’t ibang mga bloggers. Ang saya diba?

Sana natuto kayo. Or sana nag-enjoy kayo magbasa. Keep blogging. :>

anonymous asked:

Kuya, sana masagot at mapansin mo tong tanong ko na ito. See, isa po akong babae na boyish. Babae naman kung pumorma, babae magsalita pero ako yung tipong kalog at sakay sa lahat ng trip. Thus, kasama ko lage lalaki. Di ko feel kakirehan ng girls. Tanong ko po is, masama po ba yun? Baka kasi lagi isipin ng guys na "tropa" lang ako pag ganon ako atsaka tingin niyo po. Mababastos ako pag ganon? Thank you po.

Hangga’t wala kang sinasagasaang tao dahil inilulugar mo lang ang sarili mo kung saan mo gusto, walang masama dun. Lahat tayo ay may kanya kanyang lisensya para sa sarili nating kaligayahan. At habang alam mo yung limitasyon mo bilang babae, makukuha mo yung respetong gusto mong makuha galing sa ibang tao. 

xwrongtiming  asked:

can i ask for some blogs to follow? :)

Ayan na po. Yung mga nandiyan eh yung mga approachable atsaka nakausap ko na, hindi sila snob tapos nice sila mag blog :> yung iba din diyan naging close ko na :D follow mo sila. 

PS: May mga naibang URL hindi ko mahanap, hindi kasi ako updated na nagpapalit sila. Habol ko nalang pag naalala ko. Sorry din sa nakalimutan. Lagay ko nalang din sa susunod. 

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[Mabinaldo college au, Miong and Pole getting roped into their film student friend Joven’s short film.]
Emilio: [tumanggap ng papel mula kay Joven] Eto na ba yung script? Isang pahina lang talaga?
Joven: Oo, isang minuto lang naman. Short talaga.
Emilio: Ah, sige. Rehearsal ba muna o shooting na agad?
Joven: Practice muna para di na kumakapa ng batuhan ng linya mamaya.
Emilio: Sige. Asan na yung si [tingin sa papel] “Tim”?
Joven: Ah, si Pole. Nag-text siya, on the way na daw. Dalawa lang naman kayong cast kaya siya na lang yung hinihintay.
Emilio: Film din siya?
Joven: Hinde, Pol Sci. Di ba ikaw din?
Emilio: Transferee ako galing PMA kaya onti pa lang kilala ko.
Joven: Ah… Feel ko naman nakita mo na siya.
Emilio: Bakit?
[Napalingon sina Emilio at Joven nang marinig nila ang malakas na pagbangga ng bakal sa semento. Nakita ni Emilio ang isang hingal na hingal na lalaki sa wheelchair, nakatingin sa biyak na semento kung saan nahulog ang isang gulong; tila nais niyang murahin ito.]

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Chapter 12

“Uhm excuse me. Elmo, opening message ka naman. Magsstart na kasi yung show."  the organizer said.

"Ha? Okay okay.” Elmo replied. “Jules, wait lang ha.” paalam niya sa akin. I nodded and watched him go up the stage and started his short message. I smiled as he stood there with confidence. As if he really was born to step on every stage on Earth and to entertain people.

“Thank you and enjoy the show.” he finished his message. He gave the microphone back to the host at saka na bumaba sa stage but he was blocked by photographers and also the owner of the clothing line he introduced.

Naiinip na ko. Ilang press people ba ang nandito at sobrang tagal matapos kausapin si Elmo? Kaurat. I stood up from my chair and started walking around until I reached the big glass door and went outside the building’s balcony. Atleast I got a bit of fresh air.

“Di ka ba nag-eenjoy sa loob?” I heard someone asked. I turned around and saw who it was. Si Enrique.

“Ha? Enjoy naman. Kaya lang I have no one to talk to eh. Kaya lumabas muna ako. Busy pa kasi si muppet.” I answered. “I mean si Elmo pala. Haha.” I said again.

“Hahaha. It’s okay. So, we haven’t known each other except for our names.”

“Haha. Yeah.”

“What do you like? I mean, saan ka nagpapakabusy? Haha. Tell me about yourself.” he asked.

“Hm. Ako? I’m the owner of Sweet Tooth. It’s a little coffee and pastry shop sa QC. Uhm. I’m the eldest sa aming 4 na magkakapatid. Yun.”

“Haha. Yun lang?”

“Yun lang.” I said. “Ikaw?”

“Well, I’ve been modelling since I was 18. I’m an only child and I like cars.” he said.

“Haha. Nice.”

“Yeah. Hm. Kayo ni Elmo? Uhm…”

“We’re bestfriends.” I answered with a smile.

“Yeah. I mean, how did you two meet?”

“Since diaper days. Haha. Bestfriends ang moms namin. And yun. We’ve been inseparable since then.”

“Oh. Grabe parehas pala tayo. Kami nung bestfriend ko naman since we were 8.”

“Haha. Oo nga pala. Asan yung bestfriend mo?” I asked him. Hindi ko pa kasi nakikita ito sa venue.

“She’s at a carshow. Car fanatic yun like me but she’s the obsessed one. Hahaha. Kaya kahit anong event ko basta may carshow, ipagpapalit ako nun.” he answered.

“Magkaiba naman pala sila ni Moe. He’s the clingy type. Gusto niya kahit nasan ako andun din siya.” I said. We both laughed at saka pa napatingin sa malayo. Then silence came. It wasn’t the awkward type. Somehow, Enrique’s company made me feel like we’ve known each other for so long.

*****

I’ve been looking all over the place but Julie is nowhere to be found.

“Uhm. Excuse me. Have you seen my date? She’s about this tall, wearing a black dress.” I said to one of the guests.

“Hm. I think I saw her went that way. Sa may balcony.” she answered.

“Ah. Thanks ha.” and I went for the big door. As I got nearer, I can see that there she really was. She was laughing as she talked to someone whom I cannot see. Maybe she found a new friend while the press blocked my way for their flash interviews. I opened the door and yeah. She did have a new friend alright. It was him. Enrique. And they looked like they’re enjoying each other’s company.

“Julie…” I called her but she doesn’t seem to hear me. “Jules.” I said again and this time I walked to them and even touched her shoulder. Napalingon siya sa akin and she looked suprise.

“Uy. Ikaw na pala yan. Sorry I wasn’t able to tell you na lalabas ako ha? Eh kasi busy ka sa press people. Di ko makuha attention mo. Haha. Ayun. Nagliwaliw ako and my feet brought me here. Tas ito namang si Quen nabore din sa loob. Yun. Nagkwentuhan na kami dito.” she explained.

“Haha. Sorry bro ha. Sinamahan ko lang si Julie kasi she looked lonely kanina.”

“Hoy hindi ah! Adik ka. Nagpapahangin lang ako dito kanina bigla kang sumulpot na parang kabute dyan eh. Hahaha.”

“Weh. Eh yung nguso mo kaya kanina ang haba. Parang skyway sa haba. Hahaha.”

“Whatever Quen!”

“Whatever Julie!” he said. Ts. Halata namang nagpapacute tong kumag na to kay Julie. Ito namang si Julie, hilig mang-entertain.

“Uhm Jules, uwi na tayo.”

“Agad? Bakit?” she asked.

“Bigla kasi akong nahilo eh. Uhm. Tara na.” I said. She looked at Enrique as if asking him if she should go. I mean come on! You guys have just known each other for 45 minutes and you’re acting as if he’s your lifesaver or something.

“Sige. Ako na bahala magsabi kay Mags. Ingat kayong dalawa okay?” Enrique said to her.

“Bye Quen. Thanks for the company. Next time ulit?”

“Yeah sure. I’ll text you.” And now they’ve exchanged numbers. Yung totoo? Gaano ba ako katagal na nawala?

“Okay. Bye!”

“Sige dude.” I said and walked ahead of Julie.

“Elmo wait!” I heard her shout as she ran after me. “Uy. Problema mo?”

“Sabi ko nahihilo nga ako diba?” I said. She was surprised at how I said those words. Napataas kasi ako ng boses and I know that she has no idea on what is wrong with me. I rubbed my eye and looked at her. “Sorry.” I said then walked towards the parking lot.

“Your fists are turning white.” I heard her say. Hindi ako kumibo so she just shrugged her shoulders and looked out the window. I focused my eyes on the road and was about to apologize again when I heard her phone rang. I took a quick glance at her and saw that she was busy texting. Smiling even. And who could it be? Obviously it’s either one of our friends or her ‘new found friend’. And I have a feeling that it’s the latter. Because she looks like a highschool girl who just got a text from a Senior. I mean, come on Julie. Kanina lang talaga kayo naging friends. And not even friends friends. You’re just acquaintances. Ugh.

Pagdating sa bahay nila ay bumaba na siya ng kotse.

“Thanks for the ride ha? Papasok ka ba?” she asked. Tumango ako and I turned the machine off and went inside with her. We sat on the sofa as we waited for Angie to bring us coffee.

“Ate ito na po. Sila Nana po pala atsaka yung mga bata sinundo ng ninang niyo kanina. Umuwi po sila sa Cebu.”

“Ah ngayon ba alis nila? Akala ko bukas pa. Di man lang ako nakapagpaalam sa kanila.” she answered sounding sad.

“Kailan balik nila?” I asked Angie.

“They’ll be staying there the whole summer. Ngayon lang kasi nakauwi yung mga pinsan namin from the States eh. Kaya gusto makabonding yung tatlo.” I nodded at her as I sipped my coffee. “Uhm…”

“I uhm…” I was interrupted by the sound of her phone ringing.

“Hello?” she answered. She excused herself and went to their garden. “Hi Quen! Haha. Yeah. Yes I’m home. Oo. Hahaha. Baliw!” I heard her say. Ts. Epal nanaman. I stood up from the couch and went out without even telling her. Gusto kong umuwi. If awhile ago, I was just pretending about my headache, ngayon mukhang totoo na. Sumakit ang ulo ko dahil kay Julie. Ts. Bwiset.

*****

“Hi Quen!”

“Hi, Julie. Just checking if you got home safe.” he asked and I couldn’t help but smile.

“Haha. Yeah.”

“So nasa bahay ka na?”

“Yes I’m home.” I answered.

“Andyan pa si Elmo?” he asked.

“Oo.”

“Okay. Kala ko pinagtaxi ka uli eh. He seemed badtrip kanina.”

“Hahaha. Baliw. Sumama kasi pakiramdam niya. He tends to be very grumpy when he’s not feeling well.” I said.

“Oh okay. Anyway, I just called to make sure you’re home.”

“Thanks.”

“Sige I have to go. Bye Julie. Next time okay?”

“Alright!” I said and hang up the phone. I chuckled as I entered the house. “Si Quen. He’s just che–” I stopped talking as I reached the living area and found it empty. Where’s Elmo?

“Ate ito na po yung cake niyo ni kuya.” Angie said.

“San si Elmo?” I asked her.

“Ha? Baka po nag-cr?” she said. I went to the comfort room and found it empty as well.

“Wala naman eh.” I said as I sat down on the sofa. “Tsk. Anong nangyari dun?” I asked myself as I dialled his number.

“The number you have dialled is out of coverage area. Please try again your call later.”

“Tsk. San kaya yun?” I said again. I began to worry on where he might be. Bigla na lang kasing umaalis nang hindi nagpapaalam.

'Nasan ka? I can’t contact you.’ I texted him. I waited for his reply pero wala.

“Tsk. Ewan ko sayo Elmo. One minute you’re all mushy and sweet then the next it’s as if I don’t exist. Bwiset ka.” I said, frustrated. I went upstairs to get ready for bed when my phone rang.

'Good night, Jules. Sweetdreams.’ it was a text from Enrique. Napangiti ako just by reading that but still, my mind is with Elmo. Di nagpaalam na aalis at hindi pa sumasagot sa texts at calls ko. My phone rang again and I looked at who it might be.

'Home. Will charge my phone. Don’t call. Talk to you tomorrow.’

I stared at his message trying to figure out what made him act like that. He’s giving me the cold shoulder and I have no idea why.

“Hay nako Magalona. Ang sakit mo sa ulo!!!”

*****

I woke up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee and bacon and waffles. I lazily stood up from my bed and walked out of my room. I was surprised to see that the table was set and there was food on it. I searched for the culprit and found her busy in the kitchen.

“Ehem.” I cleared my throat.

“Ay kabayo!” she said and looked at me. “G-good morning?” she asked as her eyes roamed from my head to my toe. I looked at myself and realized that I was only wearing boxers. No more, no less.

“Stop staring. Like you haven’t seen this and haven’t touched it already.” I said.

“Kapal ng mukha mo.” I rolled my eyes and chuckled. “I made you breakfast. Kumain ka na.” she said and went back to cooking.

“Why are you even here?” I asked her.

“Can’t I visit my bestfriend who went disappearing last night and doesn’t want me to call him and doesn’t even answer my calls?”

“I told you I don’t feel good.” I said.

“That’s why I’m here.” she said as she placed the waffles on a plate and walked towards the dining table but paused in front of me and smiled. “I’m gonna take care of you kasi alam ko nag-iinarte ka nanaman. Halika na.” she said and even pinched my nose before she continued to the table. I stood frozen as I watched her go about her business.

I couldn’t help but to feel giddy just by watching her go around my pad. Feeling ko asawa ko siya tapos pinaghahanda niya ako ng almusal. Ang sarap sa feeling. I know she does this everytime she comes here pero ewan ko. Iba ngayon eh. Or is it just me?

“Ano muppet tatayo ka na lang ba dyan? Halika na sabi. Lalamig yung coffee mo oh.” she said and dragged me to the table. I sat as she placed food on my plate and pour coffee on my mug. Then she went to my room and after a couple of minutes she went back with a shirt in hand. “Oh.” she said as she handed me the shirt.

“Gagawin ko dyan?”

“Kakainin mo. Shunga naman. Suotin mo. You know it’s bad to eat without any shirt on. Oh. Bilis na.” I wore the shirt and started eating.

“Ikaw di ka ba kakain?” I asked her. She sat beside me and sipped coffee from my cup. “Hey, get your own!” I said as I snatched my cup from her. She rolled her eyes and made a face.

“As if di tayo nagshshare sa kape.”

“Whatever.” I said and shoved waffles and bacon in my mouth so that she wouldn’t see me smiling. Yeah. Feeling schoolboy ako na kinikilig. 

“Ano ba yan. Patay gutom? Umayos ka nga!” sabi niya while wiping the side of my mouth.

“As if di ka ganito kumain.” I told her.

“Hindi naman talaga. Hahaha.” she said and snatched one bacon from my plate.

“You know, you should stop snatching my food away.”

“And if I don’t?” she asked and snatched another bacon.

“Hahalikan kita!” I yelled.

*****

“Hahalikan kita!” he said. I stiffened at his words and looked away. Nakakainis tong mokong na to. Sarap pakain sa leon minsan eh. Hay nako. I stood up and walked to his bedroom and started folding his blanket and putting his dirty clothes in the hamper.

“Jules sorry na.” I heard him say.

“Ha? For what?” I asked without looking at him.

“For what I said.”

“Ha? Sus okay lang yun. Ang adik mo.” sabi ko sa kanya.

“No. It’s not okay. Kasi nga yung situation natin ngayon di na katulad ng dati. I–”

“Moe, okay lang yun.” I told him and gave him a smile. He creased his forehead then shook his head. “Hoy. Okay nga lang eh. Ano pang inaarte mo dyan?” I said and poked his side.

“Tsk. Di nga kasi okay.” he said as he tried to stop me from poking him. “Stop it Julie.” he added.

“No. Hahaha. Okay nga lang kasi. Ang arte mo.”

“Stop it I said.” sabi niya and held me by the arms. “Stop.” I stuck my tongue out at him and laughed.

“Pikon ka na ngayon? What happened to the Elmo I knew?” I asked. “Hello! Is my bestfriend there?” I said as I knocked softly on his forehead.

“Julie…”

“Hahaha. Fine I’ll stop. Teka maglilinis na ko ng condo mo.” I said. I walked to his study table and fixed his books and other stuffs when I felt him hug me from behind. 

“Wag mo na linisin yan. Ako na mamaya.” he said softly.

“Tsk. W-wala akong tiwala sayo sa paglilinis kaya a-ako na.” I said pero di siya bumitaw sa pagkakayakap sa akin.

“Isa. Hahalikan na talaga kita.” banta nanaman niya.

“Tigilan mo ko ha. Masyado ka na. Akala ko ba– AAAAAHHHH!! ELMO PUT ME DOWN!” I cried. He was carrying me and he dropped me on his bed. Tapos he went on top of me. I was getting nervous and excited at the same time but this has got to stop as in I need a savior right now. “Hoy! Ano ba!!” I shouted.

“Ikaw nilalambing lang ang choosy mo!” he said as he rests his chin on my belly. I played with his hair and he closed his eyes.

“May problema ka ba?” I asked him. He shook his head and lied beside me. He hugged me and buried his head in my hair. “Anong wala? Look at you. Hindi ka naman ganyan dati ah. Come on Elmo. Spill.”

*****

“Anong wala? Look at you. Hindi ka naman ganyan dati ah. Come on Elmo. Spill.” she said. Yeah Elmo. What is wrong with you? Bakit ganyan ka umarte?

“Jules…”

“Hm?” she asked as she plays with my hair.

“Uhm… A-ano.”

“What? Spill na. Bagal oh.” she laughed.

“Ano kasi eh. Uhm… Paano ba?”

“Bilis na. Hindi ako magagalit kung may kasalanan ka man sa akin. Come on, muppet.”

I arranged my thoughts because I donmt want to ruin this perfect moment. Opportunity ko na 'to to tell her what I really want. Chance na to para sabihin sa kanya lahat. And maybe. Just maybe. She might feel the same way.

“Jules I have something to tell you.”

“Okay. Ano yun?” she asked and looked at me.

KKKKRRRRRNNNNNGGGG!!

“Wait Moe. Nagrring yung phone ko.” she said and stood up to get her phone sa sala. I waited for her to comeback and when she did, she was smiling so wide. As if she won the lottery.

“Moe I’m sorry. Can we talk some other time?”

“Ha? Bakit? I really need to tell you this.”

“Sorry. Next time na lang ha? I have to go.” she said and jogged out of my unit.

“Julie Anne!” I yelled.

“Clean up your condo. Okay? Next time promise.” she said and gave me a thumbs up before she disappeared to the elevator.

“What the hell. Argh!!”