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SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

  • [text] Are you lost?
  • [text] NO! That was a typo
  • [text] Did you buy it?
  • [text] I think I’m a mermaid
  • [text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 
  • [text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
  • [text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.
  • [text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?
  • [text] It was an accident.
  • [text] lol fuk da police
  • [text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
  • [text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
  • [text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
  • [text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.
  • [text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
  • [text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
  • [text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
  • [text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
  • [text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 
  • [text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
  • [text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
  • [text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
  • [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
  • [text] Do you know where I am?
  • [text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
  • [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
  • [text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
  • [text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
  • [text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
  • [text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
  • [text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
  • [text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
  • [text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
  • [text] My dick just got serenaded.
  • [text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
  • [text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
  • [text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
  • [text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
  • [text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
  • [text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
  • [text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why
  • [text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
  • [text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
  • [text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
  • [text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
  • [text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
  • [text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
  • [text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
  • [text] I think I got married last night?
  • [text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.
  • [text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
  • [text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
  • [text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
  • [text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
  • [text] You’re my hero
  • [text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
  • [text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
  • [text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
  • [text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.
  • [text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
  • [text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
  • [text] She high fived me out of pity
  • [text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
  • [text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
  • [text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…
  • [text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
  • [text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
  • [text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
  • [text] It may or may not have been your sister…
  • [text] It may or may not have been your brother…
  • [text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
  • [text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
  • [text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
  • [text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
  • [text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
  • [text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
  • [text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
  • [text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
  • [text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
  • [text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
  • [text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
  • [text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
  • [text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.
Writing Prompt Masterlist

Prom Starter Sentences
-“Are you going to prom?”
-“He/She is definitely not gonna ask me.”
-“I hate dresses.”
-“I heard you’re going to prom with ______. That’s cute.”
-“I just really want him/her to ask me to prom.”
-“I was wondering if you would go to prom with me.”
-“I’ve narrowed it down to five dresses!”
-“Prom?”
-“Prom sounds incredibly stupid.”
-“We need to shop for prom dresses.”
-“Will you be my date to prom?”
-“You’re going with the person that I wanted to ask me to prom…”

Song Lyric Based Starter Sentences

-“After all that we have been through…”
-“All I wanted was to be wanted.”
-“All you’re ever gonna be is mean.”
-“Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful.”
-“Good to see you’re still beautiful.”
-“Gravity hasn’t started to pull, quite yet I bet you’re rich as hell.”
-“How can you stand to be so cruel?”
-“I am not a child now, I can take care of myself.”
-“I don’t understand why you have to always be gone.”
-“I don’t wanna lose you now.”
-“I never stopped.”
-“I really feel that I’m losing my best friend.”
-“I wish I’d never grown up.”
-“I’m giving up on you.”
-“I’m my own worst enemy.”
-“I’m your’s.”
-“It’s personal.”
-“Love was when I loved you.”
-“Now I realize that I really did love you.”
-“Please don’t try so hard to say goodbye.”
-“Say something.”
-“Some nights I wish that this all would end.”
-“Tell me you love me, then come back and haunt me.”
-“This has nothing to do with you.”
-“This one’s for you and me.”
-“We don’t get another chance.”
-“What do you want from me?”
-“When I’m with you, I’m so close to feeling alive.”
-“You don’t know how lovely you are.”
-“You don know what you’ve got till it’s gone.”
-“You swore you’d never tell.”

Text message starters
-Are you lost?

-NO! That was a typo

- Did you buy it?

- I think I’m a mermaid

-I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 
-Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

-Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

-Are you sure there’s no monsters?

-It was an accident.

-lol fuk da police

-send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

-DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

-Well maybe I broke my tongue!

-Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

-Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

-Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
-Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

-I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

-We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

-Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

-I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
-I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

-Do you know where I am?

-My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

-We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

-Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

-That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

-There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

-Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

-ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

-No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

-She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

-My dick just got serenaded.

-I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

-I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

-The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

-I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

-Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

-It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

-I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

-Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

-I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

-My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

-He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has minutes to

get out of our house.

-Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

-I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

-I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

-I think I got married last night?

-I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

-My mouth tastes like poor choices

-I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

-If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

-There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

-You’re my hero

-You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

-Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

-Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

-It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

-Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

-I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

-She high fived me out of pity

-You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

-You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
-You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

-I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

-I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

-I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

-It may or may not have been your sister…

-It may or may not have been your brother…

-If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

-Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

-IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

-Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust? -Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

-I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

-I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

-If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

-I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

-There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

-I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

-You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t

know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

-I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

Miscellaneous
-A family of tiny people live in an old violin, forgotten at the back of the instrument shop.
-2 asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits
- Characters wake up on their18th birthday with the first words their soulmate will say to them tattooed on their body.
-An angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon
-A ghost that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face so people start to think that person can make stuff float around and the ghost goes around and helps.
-Everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive
-The little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
-good female character turns evil, she dresses in sensible jeans and combat boots and a comfy jacket instead of a bondage-inspired outfit that is 2 strips of leather and a thong.
-Your door bell rings and its a person from an alternate universe “”I just want you to know that you are my favourite book character and I know how it ends and I wanna change it.”
-The main character slowly falls in love with the reader.
-A clock that counted down until the moment you die
-A stereotypically popular cheerleader who has a crush on the weird girl
-Chest glows when you meet your soulmate.
Optional: School jock and the nerd he beats up every day
-A young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and takes over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist
-A person who falls in love with death and continuously commits murder in order to spend more time with them
-Genderfluid twins Jane and John deciding who is going to be John and who is going to be Jane each day.
-Dragon protecting princesses because of abusive parents or forced marriage. The dragon teaching the princess how to protect herself, princess returning home riding her trusty dragon friend and killing everyone who tries to control her
-”Accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and I was in the area, drunk, and I thought I was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and i didwonder when my friend got two cats but I didn’t question it) So now I’m hungover and shirtless in your living room so um hi howya doin”
-When you killed someone you gained their best trait
Optional: what they thought was their best trait.
-Accidentally picked the wrong seats in an airplane/theater

-Hugged the wrong person from behind
-Wrong person waved back
-Took the wrong coffee order
-Walking into the wrong dorm room
-Sat down in the wrong class
-Called the wrong number
-Got into/waved at the wrong car
-Took the wrong luggage

Smutty
- The partner that’s super loud and commanding and draws all the attention in public is the one that whines quietly as they’re pinned down to the mattress and forced to take what’s given to them while their partner whispers filthy things into their ear
-”I think you’re cute. cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm”
-Who’s louder?

-More experimental?

-Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
-Lights on.

-Lights off.

-Who comes first?
-Who’s more submissive?

-Initiater?
-More sensitive?
-Most patient?
-Shared kinks?

Couple Situation
-What music they enjoy?

-How much time they spend getting ready in the morning?

-Favourite thing to collect?

-Left or right handed?

-Favourite sport?

-Favourite kind of weather?

-Favourite tourist thing to do?

-What they smell like?

-How they sleep?
-Which one is abysmal at roller skating and has to hold onto the other
-Gets hiccups every time they drink something fizzy

-Always joins the group dances at the skating rink

-Listens to new songs on loop until the other can’t stand it

-Tags the other in embarrassing photos without asking first

-Had a short-lived interest in learning the ukulele

-Keeps posting memes on facebook

-Shops for groceries
-Kills the spiders

-Comes home drunk at 3 AM
-Remembers to feed the fish
-Decorates the house

-Initiates duets

-Falls asleep first

Date night Starters
-Slow-dancing to a love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.
-Bed and Breakfast
-Dinner at a fancy restaurant
-Hotel stay for the night

-Auburn home game and away game

-Concert and dinner (his choice)

-Concert and dinner (my choice)

-Weekend away

-Coupes Massage

-Chopped Challenge (like the television show on FoodNetwork)

-Fondue and Almost Famous

-Takeout and board games

-1,000 piece puzzle and pizza

-Football game and nachos

-Popcorn and a chick-flick

-Crosswords and breakfast for dinner

-Make a dessert together

-FridayNight Lights marathon

-Taking a bubble bath together

-Homemade pizzas and an Italian movie

-Dinner and a movie (my choice and his choice)

-Laser tag and go carts

-Mexican night at Cocina Superior 

-Drive-In date

-Dessert only date

-Window shopping for the house

-Bowling
-The Melting Pot

-Coffee Date

So, I had this saved, but I somehow can’t find the complete requests anymore… Like does tumblr delete messages out of the ask-box?

girl trying to get their attention (flirting, being clingy, touching when not wanting them too) and s/o or crush starts thinking he might like the crazy fangirl so they have to try to make them understand that they’re wrong

So, the annoying fangirl’s name is Chiyoko (I just looked through random Japanese names and picked this one).



Zaizen:

You scanned the cafeteria for your boyfriend and it didn’t take long until you spotted the familiar messy hair. You just wanted to wave when you saw her with her arms tightly wrapped around Zaizen’s arm, fluttering her fake eyelashes at him. 

Chiyoko was always around Zaizen and you were sure that by now she was spending more time with him than you. Instead of spending your lunch with Zaizen you left the cafeteria. 

Honestly, you had no desire to spend your lunch watching some other girl flirt with your boyfriend while you were the fifth wheel. You ate your lunch alone thinking back to how you first met Chiyoko. 

You really didn’t mind Zaizen spending time with her, but she was literally everywhere, always touching him in some way. There were even times when she Chiyoko tagged along on dates! Maybe Zaizen preferred spending time with her instead of you, maybe he was falling for her? 

With a sigh you closed your lunchbox and went back to class. The day seemed to drag on and you were glad when you finally finished all your classes, you even looked forward to walk home together with Zaizen. In a better mood you made your way towards the school’s gate. 

You smiled when you saw Zaizen already leaning against the wall, but before you could reach him Chiyoko brushed past you, pulling him in a hug “Heeey, Hikaru! Did you wait for me?! That’s sooo nice! Come on, let’s walk home together.” 

Your jaw dropped and you swallowed hard before rushing past them, trying to calm yourself down. You just wanted to go home. 

You didn’t see how Zaizen frowned, pushing Chiyoko off with an annoyed expression.

“I didn’t wait for you. I’m walking home with (Name) and stop using my first name, would ya?” 

Chiyoko blinked innocently, “Don’t be like that. (Name) already left so we can walk home together, right?” 

Zaizen cursed and he half jogged along the way to your house, you couldn’t have gotten far. Zaizen picked up speed when he saw you round a corner. 

As soon as he ran around the corner he bumped into your back, almost running you over if he hadn’t grabbed your arm. You looked up at him with an expressionless face, wordlessly shrugging his hand off.

Zaizen raised an eyebrow, “Why did you leave without me and why didn’t you show up for lunch? I was waiting for you.” 

You only shrugged, but Zaizen didn’t buy it.

“I know I didn’t forget a date, our anniversary or your birthday, so tell me what’s going on.” 

It annoyed you that he was so clueless and you couldn’t help but hiss, “Why don’t you walk home with Chiyoko? I mean you already take her along on our dates, don’t even bother asking me next time.”  

Zaizen looked confused before he suddenly started to chuckle “Are you jealous?” 

Huffing you continued to walk, but Zaizen jogged after you. Grabbing your hand he spun you around, his lips instantly meeting yours. His thumb softly stoked over your cheek while his arm wrapped around your waist pulling you closer. 

When he pulled back he rested his forehead against yours whispering, “Honestly, she’s fucking annoying. I already have the perfect girl(boy)friend so stop worrying, idiot. Just so you know a never invited her to our dates, she just keeps showing up wherever we are. I’ll make sure to get rid of her tomorrow… so I’m I now allowed to walk you home?”

Instead of answering you laced your fingers with his, tugging him along with you. You walked in silence for a while until Zaizen piped up.

“You know you are cute when you are jealous~”


Kirihara:

You walked into the cafe where you wanted to meet with a few friends and your boyfriend. You had taken a bit more time to pick out a nice outfit so you were a few minutes late. 

When you finally rushed into the cafe you looked around for your friends and Kirihara. You spotted them at a table in the back of the cafe, but your smile fell when you saw who was sitting next to Kirihara, Chiyoko. 

You knew for sure that none of your friends invited her so why the hell was she here? One of the reasons why you looked forward to today so much was that you had some Chiyoko free time. 

It’s not like you had anything against her, but she always was sooo hyper and you barely were able to talk to Kirihara whenever she was around. 

You were still staring at both of them when you noticed how Chiyoko stroked up Kirihara’s arm before playing with his hair. Kirihara didn’t seem bothered by it and you could see how he was grinning at her. 

You didn’t want to appear like an overly jealous girl(boy)friend so you walked up to the table with a happy smile, greeting all of your friends. Usually Kirihara would give you a kiss as a greeting or at least a hug, but Chiyoko had a tight hold on him and he didn’t bother trying to pull away. 

You just wanted to ask if you could sit next to your boyfriend when Chiyoko sweetly chirped “Look, there’s a free seat, (Name).” 

You ended up sitting in the corner far away from Kirihara and you had to spend the whole time watching how Chiyoko was all over him, complimenting his tennis skills. You were glad when you all decided to go to the arcade. 

You and Kirihara often spent time at the arcade and you always worked together to try to beat the high score at a two-player game. You walked up to Kirihara, thinking you could walk together when Chiyoko grabbed Kirihara’s arm and pulled him to the front of the group. You stopped dead in your tracks and one of your friends placed a comforting hand on your shoulder, giving it an encouraging squeeze.

At the arcade you finally managed to talk to Kirihara “Let’s try to beat the high score at our game…” you trailed off when Chiyoko popped up next to you “Hurry Kirihara-kun!~” 

Before you could protest she already had dragged Kirihara to a game, wrapping her arm around him to look over his shoulder while he played. You awkwardly stood in the background, feeling completely left out. 

After a few minutes you decided to play something by yourself, but you couldn’t concentrate, your thoughts always wandering back to Kirihara and Chiyoko. Did he ignore you on purpose? Did he actually like how she was all over him or even worse did he develop feelings for her? 

The time dragged on and you were glad when it finally was late enough for you all to leave. You all went to pick up your prices. Kirihara won a cute stuffed animal. He always gave them to you and you already had a pretty big collection of the different things Kirihara had won you. 

Kirihara turned around with the stuffed animal in his hand and immediately Chiyoko took it out of his hand “Did you win that for me?!” 

That was too much for you. You didn’t wait to hear his answer and ran out of the arcade. You stopped after a few minutes of running, sinking down on a park bench. 

You sat there for a few minutes, staring into the distance when suddenly Kirihara came running to you. His cheeks were red and he was panting “(N-Name)! I-I’m so so so sorry!” 

You looked up confused, but Kirihara already continued to ramble, stumbling over his own words.

“(F/N) explained it to me! I’m so sorry I didn’t get that you felt left out! It’s not going to happen again! Please don’t leave me! I only love you, really!” 

Shyly he handed the stuffed animal to you “I wanted to give it to you… I took it away from Chiyoko… and you are waaaaay prettier and funnier than her… Don’t leave me!” 

Kirihara squeezed his eyes shut and pressed his hands together in a pleading gesture. You giggled and quickly pecked Kirihara’s lips. 

Kirihara opened his eyes and looked at you with a goofy grin “Do you want to come over to my house so we can cuddle and spend time together without anyone disturbing us?”

Fears

Summary: You are Dan and Phil’s best friends and you start to fall for Dan. One night, the two of you are talking about fears and so Dan decides to tease you and take you to some of them. 

Ship: Dan x Reader

Warning: fluff, angst, yelling, swearing, fear of elevators, fear of dolls, etc. 

Your P.O.V

You sat down next to Dan, laughing at his humorous comment. “Alright, alright. So, what are you afraid of?” You scoff, leaning against the pillow and popped your legs up to rest on Dan’s lap. “I don’t know. What are you afraid of?” Dan said with a straight face. “Social gatherings.” I couldn’t help but smile. “Don’t laugh at me, but- I’m afraid of dolls and elevators.” He grinned. “Elevators?” You rolled your eyes, hitting your hand up to your face. “I can go on any roller coaster but as soon as it comes down to it, elevators scare the shit out of me. I get super nauseous and I’m afraid the cord’s gonna drop and I’ll plummet to my death.” He nodded his head, grinning. “That’s still really funny.” You roll your eyes, blushing. “Shut up!” 

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You couldn’t help but flush. He always made you smile and feel flustered. The two of you turned your attention back to the TV. Every few minutes or so, you glanced over at him, smiling. You couldn’t help it. You were honestly the luckiest person alive. You loved Dan and Phil. They were the best. The rest of the night, you hung out with Dan, watching all sorts of weird TV shows. A few weeks passed by, you, Dan and Phil decided to vlog about your day. “Alighty! So, today I’m here with-” Dan puts you and Phil into view. “(Y/n) and Phil and we’re gonna look at some of the cool attractions they have here.” He said smirking. You waved into the camera. “So, what are we doing first?” Phil grinned. “It’s a surprise!” You rolled your eyes, following the boys along as they spoke into the camera. Little did you know, Dan had made a video before they left saying he was gonna prank you by going through your biggest fears. 

You continued to walk around until you came across an amusement park. “Oh! This is so cool!” You guys walked around, unaware of Dan’s ever growing smirk. You soon stumbled upon an old shop, brows furrowing, Dan took your hand and let you in. Once you stepped through the door, you gasped. There were old creepy dolls at every corner. And right down the middle..was Annabell. The most haunted doll to have ever existed. You pivoted on your heel to turn but was stopped by Dan. “C’mon, we’re gonna face your fear head on.” Phil giggled, holding the camera. “I’d rather face anything that isn’t this!” You walked up and down the hallway, shaking. “You’re fine, (Y/n).” He giggled, trying to sooth you. You rolled your eyes. “No, I am most certainly not okay! I’m gonna shit myself!” Finally, you made your way out of the building, kissing the ground as you exited. “Was it really that bad?”

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Phil asked, innocently. “Yes. Yes it was.” You said, hands still shaking. You didn’t realize the whole time, Dan was holding your hand. Immediately, you let go, blushing. Phil smirked, catching it on camera. “Alright, c’mon. Let’s go get something to eat.” After getting some churros, you walked into another building. “Phil and I’ve got to go to the bathroom but you wait here okay?” You nodded, watching as they walked away. Little did you know, Dan set up a camera in the elevator around the corner. It was actually a ride. “(Y/n)..” A low voice said. I peered around the corner to see the elevator door open. The hallway lights flickered, hauntingly. “Oh, HELL NO!” The ominous voice came from the elevator. You peered over your shoulder to see a line of dolls, glaring up at you. Immediately, you bolted forward, hitting the wall before you slid into the elevator. 

You look at your surroundings, groaning. “Fuck.. I’m gonna kick his ass!” Before you could continue, a low voice spoke. “(Y/n)..Welcome..to your demise! Muhahahah!” Immediately, the elevator shot upward before jolting down slightly and then down even more. You closed your eyes, gripping the corner of the elevator railing. “THIS IS IT! I’M GONNA DIE! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! GOD DAMN IT DAN WIDE’D YA HAVE TO BE SUCH A CUTE DICK! GOD! WHOEVER IS LISTENING, I’M SORRY FOR MY SINS! I SHOULDN’T HAVE HAD THAT THREESOME IN COLLEGE EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REALLY GOOD! I’M SORRY FOR CHEATING ON THAT TEST IN LIKE EIGHTH GRADE EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN’T REALLY MATTER! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD! I’M GONNA BE SICK!” 

All of a sudden, everything stopped and the doors opened to reveal Dan and Phil smiling at me. “Have fun?” Before I could say anything, I stumbled upward from my corner and hurled up in the garbage can. “You- are a fucking dick..” He grinned. “So, is it true you had a threesome?” I rolled my eyes, throwing up again. “Daniel Howell, I swear to God. I’m gonna shove my foot so far up your ass you’ll have constipation issues for the next week and a half!” He burst out laughing, clutching his stomach. After a good twenty minutes of heaving my lunch up, we headed over to Ferris wheel. You ate a whole pack of gum to rid of the horrendous odor. You weren’t paying attention when Dan handed the camera over to Phil, whispering. “I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kiss them on the Ferris wheel!” Phil grinned. “I’ll sit right behind you guys and video it! Go get em’ pal!” 

As Dan and you sat in the cart, you couldn’t help but blush. You had never been this close to him before. You turned your head to see he was staring down at you with a loving smile. “You know I’m still mad at you for making me go through that.” He smirked, licking his lips. “Can I make it up to you?” You scoffed. “How?” He looked down at you lips and then back up at your eyes. “With a kiss?” Immediately, he leaned in pressing his warm lips to yours. You were in such a state of shock, it took you a second to comprehend the situation before you were kissing him back. Your lips moved in unison with a driving passion. Once he released, breathless, he asked. “(Y/n), will you go out with me?” You grinned. “Hell ya!” Kissing him again only to hear a voice from behind cheer. Phil shouted from a seat behind. “MY SHIP HAS SAILED!” 

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Dan smirked. “So, I do have a question. In the elevator you said I was a ‘cute dick’?” You blushed. “I was slightly confessing my feelings before I died with a mix of anger.” He grinned. “Nice. Haha. I’m sorry again.” You shrugged. “It’s alright. Let’s just not do it again.” He nodded. “Agreed.” 

(I hope you liked it!) 

Can you imagine the companions of the dragonborn keeping a diary

“Today the dragonborn punched a bee and ate it. Glorious”
“Today the dragonborn ate a cheese wheel while hitting a dragon with their bow.”
“Today the dragonborn joined a super secret criminal organization. They refused to acknowledge me while they recited organization rules and secrets to the dragonborn. It seems as though the dragonborn has out shined me again.”
“Today the dragonborn gave me six dragon bones to carry. I don’t know where they pulled them out from but there they were.”
“The dragonborn and I stood for ten hours straight outside a store. It was riveting.”

aussiesareaggr0  asked:

The Inquisitor adopts a dragon, how do the companions cope?

[I’m back from vacation! From this post. Prompts are closed - just finishing the ones I’ve received.]

- Cullen has the unenviable position of being the one to tell Master Dennet what, exactly, the Inquisitor was bringing back with them. Despite their letter’s reassurances that it’s ‘just a drake’ and would only grow to be ‘a few heads taller than us,’ he can’t help but wish that the Inquisitor had just gotten a mabari instead. On the day of the group’s return, he brings a small company of his men to the gate as a precaution. One look at the Inquisitor’s face as they produce the bright-eyed, mewling two-foot hatchling from their satchel, and Cullen sighs in defeat.

- When he puts on a bit of heft, Josephine likes to keep him in her office for the more difficult negotiations, daring anyone who comes in to see her to so much as mention the giant reptile sitting on an embroidered cushion. He’s learned to growl on cue, and she rewards him with specially-made biscuits and scraps of his favorite wood shavings on the fire. He is an invaluable asset, and she appreciates the effect he has on her less-than-pleasant guests.

- One day, Leliana steps outside to see him seated alongside her ravens on the perches. She tosses them their bits of carrion and then, on a whim, to him as well. Once was all it took – she has a new daily visitor, and if the ravens don’t mind him, neither does she. She’ll sometimes catch him mimicking their calls and preening alongside them in the mornings, and she’ll allow herself a smile. Unfortunately, repeated attempts have proven him useless at delivering anything. Intact, anyway.

- Dorian loves the magnificent creature to the point of obsession, going so far as to commission him an ornate gold and stone-inlaid collar in hues that match the deep indigo and rust red of the juvenile Ravager’s scales. Despite repeated scoldings about dragon dietary needs, he lavishes him with rich cured meats and cheeses, and maintains a steady supply to keep him still while sitting for their joint portrait – also commissioned by Dorian. And subsequently hung in the main hall for all to see, despite the other occupants’ protests.

- Solas is hardly surprised by the new addition. The Inquisitor always vocalized their dislike for slaying the increasingly rare creatures, a trait which Solas had previously held in high esteem. At first, he is interested to see how the dynamic would develop as the residents of the keep journeyed into the unknown, but after the eighth chewed-up paintbrush and half-eaten lamb left on his scaffolding, his curiosity begins to wane. The creature’s discarded scales do produce beautiful metallic pigment, however, and so he occasionally volunteers to assist in grooming during molts.

- Cassandra is the obvious expert on hand, and is called in to confer about safety precautions. She never thought she’d be using her expertise on dragon anatomy and life cycles to rear one of the things, contemplating the unique direction her life was taking as she directs the stablehands on how to best restrain him to trim his claws. Her family – perhaps the entirety of Nevarra – would likely lose their collective minds if they saw her now, and the thought brings her no small amount of pleasure. Besides, his presence annoys Varric, and she appreciates that.

- Vivienne commands absolute obedience. She keeps a small silver whistle tucked into her belt, along with a clicker and small pouch of treats, and the dragon seems to regard her with a respect he rarely shows anyone else – especially when it comes to personal space. Within the first week, she has him sitting, laying down, and coming to her side on command. She is also one of the few brave souls he allows to pluck his loose scales during molts for her potions, and he voices no complaint.

- Blackwall has the biggest fire, and so has a near-constant companion during the late nights and early mornings. The dragon mostly keeps to himself, but will occasionally investigate his smithing and carving handiwork. After seeing the state of the nest the dragon makes in the hay stores, Blackwall takes it upon himself to make him a proper bed out of spare lumber. It’s nothing fancy – just a square a few feet high around and padded with a pine needle mattress – but it is sturdy, and immediately claimed for its intended purpose. It is also, incidentally, how the keep discovers that dragons are very much attracted to boxes.

- Varric has a constant headache for the first two weeks the thing is there. He only makes brief mention of it while complaining in one letter to Hawke, who is immediately fascinated. From then on, each missive contains an update – not about troop movement or rifts or red lyrium, no – about the damn dragon. He’s not sure why Hawke is so interested, but he loves writing and telling stories, and hey, what the hell – it’s the first time he doesn’t really have to embellish a story to make it sound like crazy bullshit. Dragon ate an entire cheese wheel and belched out a ball of wax. Dragon left an entire dead deer on Vivienne’s chaise as a present. Dragon had a fight with Curly’s helmet and lost. At least he’s good for a laugh, Varric has to admit.

- Perhaps the most creeped out is Sera, who just doesn’t like the way the weird-ass giant lizard looks at her. Also, she can’t mess with it or she might actually, you know, die. There’s no fun in having a freaky pet if you can’t have fun, and she’s rather cold on the whole affair until he gets a bit older and learns how to play. That she can work with, and soon the two of them run the most complex games of tag and hide-and-seek any of the keep’s occupants have ever seen, nowhere safe - not even the roofs and chimneys. The first time the dragon crashes down into the kitchen via the fire pit, tongue lolling happily out of his mouth as the cooks scream their heads off, Sera decides that he’s pretty alright.

- To no one’s surprise, Cole is immediately smitten, and the dragon seems to feel the same. The two are often seen having conversations on rooftops or in trees, Cole responding to the dragon’s growls and clicks in earnest. It is Cole who helps the Inquisitor and the keep’s other residents through their first crisis with their newest addition: a few weeks after arrival, the dragon seems to go on a rampage, tiny though it is at the time, crashing into all manner of things and winding his way through upturned rocks agitatedly. It is unsustainably destructive, and many are at their wits’ end until Cole explains that his friend is itchy because his new skin needs to breathe. Scratching posts are built, and molts are no longer a problem.

- Bull is over the fucking moon from day one. His initial disappointment that the hatchling was male – the females are the ones who become High Dragons, the scariest and most beautiful shit in Thedas – was quickly overcome with increasingly outrageous plans. Unfortunately for him, the dragon wants absolutely nothing to do with him, most likely from the unnerving show of enthusiasm. It’s hard to bond with something when it can escape with wings, a fact he laments over drinks with the boss. The Inquisitor gently points out that he might want to try not holding a saddle when he creeps up on it next time.

Best Friends

“Gilinsky let go of me!” You yelled at Jack when he picked you up, and was going to throw you into he pool. 

“You got it,” he said dropping you int the freezing cold water. When you rose to the surface Jack jumped in splashing you on his way in. Sammy, Johnson, Kenny, and Mahogany went into the pool also. You were on tour with Jack and Jack; currently, you guys were in New York at the hotel. Sammy, Jack, and Jack have been your friends since the fifth grade. You had the same teacher as Sammy and Gilinsky then they introduced you to Johnson. 

“I think I’m gonna go into the hot tub for awhile,” you told them.

“Yeah, me too,” Gilinsky said walking behind you into the hot tub. 

“Stop following me, you creep,” you joked.

“Last thing I remember is you being the little creep in Mrs. Kane’s class, staring at me," 

"Hey! That’s no fair because you looked at me a lot, and everyone thought you liked me,”

“Yeah, about that I-” Jack was cut off by Sammy yelling at you to come back to the pool, so he can show you a cool trick. You were getting up, and Jack rolled his eyes. You blew it off, and went over to Sammy. Sammy was head on his arms as he looked up at me walking towards him.

“So, what was this cool trick you’re trying to get me to see?” You smile as you sit on the pool side putting your feet in the water.

“Nothing, I just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight, you know, just me and you for once,” he held your hand.

“Um,” you bit your lip, and looked back at Jack; he was flirting with some blonde girl, “yeah Sammy I’d love to actually.” Sammy’s face lit up, and he gave me one of those smiles you couldn’t fake if you tried. 

“Okay, cool I’ll pick you up from your hotel room around 7,” he smiled, and let go of my hand. You walked back over to Jack at the hot tub and got in. 

“What was that about?” Jack asked. 

“Nothing really, I’m just hanging out with Sammy at 7,” Jack’s jaw clenched, and you could see him making fists underwater.

“Oh,” is all Jack could say.

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Scope Dogg’s Mecha Showcase: Armored Trooper: VOTOMs

This is part of a series of reviews I plan on doing on various mecha franchises. The only rule is that I’m not touching the three franchises I think are the most well known (Gurren Lagann, Evangelion, Gundam) in an effort to spread the love towards some series that I feel fly somewhat under the radar for non-mecha fans. Any spoilers will only be very minor and will typically only concern the very beginning of the story.

Why you should watch it, in brief:

Intrigue and mystery in a hard-nosed, gritty sci-fi universe, intermeshed with a different take on mecha combat.

The setting:

In the far-flung future, two space empires, the Balarant Union and the Gilgamesh Confederation, have been locked in interstellar war for a hundred years. The chief weapon of the conflict is the VOTOMs, (Vertical One-man Tank for Offense and Maneuvers) better known as the Armored Trooper, or AT for short. Wherever conflict blooms in the Astragius galaxy, Armored Troopers are guaranteed to be at the front lines. Mercifully for the wartorn galaxy, the conflict is finally coming to a close. However, for Gilgamesh soldier Chirico Cuvie, a whole new secret war is about to begin. He is unknowingly enlisted into a secret mission with a renegade unit who stage an attack on a secret asteroid installation - belonging to Chirico’s own Gilgamesh faction. There he sees something he wasn’t meant to - a mysterious and beautiful woman, sealed away in a glass tube and immersed in a strange glowing blue substance. He is betrayed and left for dead by the renegades, but Chirico is nothing if not hard to kill. He survives and is recovered by a Gilgamesh warship, only to find himself in the hands of cruel interrogators who refuse to believe his story and believe him to be one of the rogues. Escaping from captivity, Chirico is now an outcast, on the run from his former military. However, he is fated to cross paths both with the mysterious woman and the shadowy organisation that orchestrated that fateful attack once again. His journey will take him across the galaxy, and will haul him back into the jaws of conflict once again in his quest for answers.

Why you should watch it, in full:

When Mobile Suit Gundam arrived in 1979, it represented a branching-off of the mecha genre. Up until then, most mecha shows were Super Robot affairs, followed in the influential shoes of Go Nagai’s Mazinger Z, amongst others. They typically featured a lone hero in their outlandish and unrealistically powerful machines against an unambiguously villainous antagonist - one way to think of Super Robot shows is to think of the “super” as being the same kind of “super” as in “Superhero.”  Gundam’s Universal Century setting represented something different, where the machines, rather than being super-powered titans of justice, were nothing more than tools of war, used by both factions in a desperate solar-system wide conflict. While the story followed protagonists fighting for the Earth Federation, their adversaries in the principality of Zeon were far from unambiguously evil. Instead of glorifying the battles, there was a strong focus on the human cost of warfare, and instead of indestructible fighting machines, the mecha on both sides were specialised into distinct roles, just as they might be in a real military, and while powerful, they typically were far from invulnerable (With the series’ namesake machine serving as something of an exception.) It was the birth of a new subgenre, known as the Real Robot genre, defined by greater nuance and a larger focus on plausibility than the Super Robot shows of old.

When Armored Trooper VOTOMS rolled into town in 1983, it represented the concept of the Real Robot genre evolved to one of its logical conclusions. However, at the same time it’s so much more than just that - more after the break.

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