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today i was walking home from work, and i work downtown right, its like, a 2 mile walk. anyway, on warm nights, i get harassed all the time. men always yell, or walk with me, or reach out at me, or some other shit. im a 20 yr old woman so, that just happens. 

but tonight, i was walking and listening to music, and i heard a voice talking over it. it was my discover weekly playlist so i was like, wow, weird song. anyway, i eventually picked up that it was an actual person behind me. I took out my headphones and look behind me, and theres a guy walking with me. I guess he assumed i was ignoring him bc i was nervous, so he started screaming at me. 

so he just kept walking along with me, screaming “if you’re scared bitch say you’re scared, if you’re scared bitch say you’re scared!” over and over, until a cop pulls over and he starts to back away 

but it’s like, why is this my walk home every night, why can’t i walk 2 miles without getting screamed at by some man who needs attention

Some KuroHina AUs, feel free to use any of them
  • AU where Kuroo is a lazy cat spirit that inhabits a temple soon to be torn down, and when Hinata visits said temple, and touches his statue in curiosity, Kuroo takes the chance to bond to him and follow him home to keep from disappearing just yet – then proceeds to make himself an utter pest to Hinata and the household.
  • AU where Kuroo is a baseball star and Hinata is a rookie baseball player mentoring under him, or, alternatively, a reporter tasked with interviewing him.
  • AU where Kuroo is a poor fisherman who meets a merman named Shouyou, who’s playful and friendly and has scales that shine like the sun. He helps catch fish for him for nothing in return except talking to him, and Kuroo thinks he might be in love.
  • AU where Hinata is an Italian or Irish missionary who arrives in 1500s or early 1600s Japan, and Kuroo is a daimyo or samurai who takes him in due to the worsening political climate.
  • Alternatively, AU where Hinata is a foreign missionary, businessman, or sailor who arrives in post-Meiji Restoration Japan, and Kuroo is a Japanese businessman from a former Samurai family that takes a liking to him.
  • AU/post-canon where Hinata takes a trip to Tokyo to meet up with Kenma, who then fails to show up at the bar he told Hinata to wait at. Kuroo’s the bartender there, having taken the job to help pay for college, and when he and Hinata realize who the other is Kuroo explains that Kenma suddenly fell sick and couldn’t make it. He offers to show Hinata around Tokyo for a day or two until Kenma’s well again, and Hinata accepts.
  • Steampunk/fantasy AU where Kuroo is an air pirate. I can’t think of any more for this, but roguish air pirate Kuroo tho
  • AU where Kuroo is a mountain shepherd who finds Hinata, who ran away from home to avoid a forced marriage, wandering the hills, and shelters him, though initially reluctantly.
  • road trip AU
  • road trip gone wrong/stranded and have to get home AU
  • (Based on this post, and on a conversation with Kuroohina) AU where Kuroo and Bokuto are best buddies and drug dealers specializing in weed and other light drugs, who wear atrocious clothes and work from a base that fronts as a flower shop. A well-dressed ginger-haired boy named Hinata comes in one day and Kuroo’s immediately smitten, and gives him flowers on the house. They start dating and Kuroo is amazed at how such a perfect and always stylishly dressed boy is dating his sleazy self, but worries about how this innocent ball of sunshine of a boyfriend would react if he found out he was a drug dealer, and goes to increasingly outlandish attempts to hide the truth. Eventually Hinata finds out anyway, and is unfazed; and Kuroo’s shocked, but it turns out —
    Hinata’s a drug lord, specializing in meth and cocaine. And he wants to team up with him. It’s a crackfic.
  • MUSICAL AU. But Fiddler on the Roof, Rodgers’ & Hammerstein’s Cinderella/No Strings, Singing in the Rain old-fashioned type musical, not Phantom of the Opera, Book of Mormon, Into the Woods modern type musical.
  • Alternatively or more specifically, The King and I AU
  • Alternative to Alternatively: Annie Get Your Gun AU. “Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you!” “No you can’t!” “Yes I can!” “No You Can’t!” “Yes I can, yes I can!”
  • AU where Hinata is a superhero who believes in truth, justice and world peace, and Kuroo is a cynical supervillain who may not be as evil and selfish as he seemed at first, and tries to appear, but is definitely as obnoxious and annoying, maybe even worse.
  • AU where Kuroo works at an amusement park and finds a crying Hinata, who was stood up for a date (the second or third time it’s happened now actually). Kuroo offers to be his replacement date, and takes him on all the rides and games over the next few days during his breaks.
  • AU where they’re both artists. Painters, sculptors, photographers, some combination thereof, or something else, whatever floats your boat.
  • platonic KuroHina AU where Kuroo is a conductor on a train or tramway that Hinata takes to and from school every day, and Kuroo watches him grow up over the years.
  • AU where they’re both hired, as stars or extras, to star in an epic historical drama, and have to deal with the grueling, intensive filming sessions required.
  • AU where Kuroo is a server in an upscale restaurant and has to show new hire Hinata the ropes
  • AU where Kuroo is an avant-garde composer in the early-/mid-20th century trying to push the limits of classical music, and Hinata is a young violinist who becomes both the performer and the muse of his works, helping him achieve a new and startling brilliancy, while a new passion grows between the two, both for music and for each other.
  • AU where Kuroo is a film stuntman and Hinata is a camera worker
  • AU where Kuroo is a con artist and stage musician. He finds a tattered old book of spells and buys it for inspiration for his shows, but when he reads one of the chants aloud it summons into his bedroom a fiery-haired demon named Hinata. Feeling insulted when told he was summoned by accident, the djinn tries to leave, but finds he can’t, because whoops, they’re bound together by the summoning. Now Kuroo has to share a crummy flat with a rambunctious demon who’s apparently ancient but looks like a teenager and has the energy of a five-year-old, and who’s constantly nagging him to go out and see the world after being cooped up in the Other place for centuries. But then again the djinn is pretty powerful, and he insists he can grant Kuroo anything he wants. (And after being single for years, he can’t really complain at company that wears such thin, gauzy fabrics for clothes that leave little to the imagination)
  • 1920s/1930s Bootlegger AU
  • AU where both are show dancers who team up together after their respective dance partners bail on them.
  • AU where Kuroo is a woodcutter, and is about to cut a cherry tree down one day when a voice begs him not to cut down their tree. Out pops from the trunk forest nymph Hinata, and they become friends in the lonely forest where they both live.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any rufflout headcanons?

When Snotlout’s crush started to develop he’d be hanging out with Tuff, and they’d be talking about random stuff, and he’d bring up Ruff and ask a really random question and Tuff would be like why, YOU LIKE HER OR SOMETHING??? AHAHAHAHAHA  and Snotty would just be like WHAT NOOOOOOOO and punch him in the face

HE CALLS HER RUFFLE (i read it in a fic, and now i can’t find it, and its making me upset) he usually only does it in private, but sometimes it slips out in public and everyone’s like wtf and Ruff starts blushing and punches him

Snotlout accepted his crush when he was trying to convince himself that it was just a random thing that would pass, and then for whatever reason, ruff took all her braids out and her hair was all flowing and gorgeous and wavy/curly and long and there wAS JUST sO MUCH OF IT, and he wanted to touch it and she saw him staring and asked him what his issue was and he just stuttered and ran away

THEY PLAY WRESTLE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, AND ITS JUST SO PERFECT, LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE IT STARTS, LIKE IT STARTED BEFORE THEY STARTED DATING, ONE OF THEM WOULD MAKE FUN OF THE OTHER AND IT WOULD JUST START. When they were kids ruff and tuff would tag team snotty, BUT THIS ISN’T THE SAME. The first time they went to the training arena (whatever the fuck its called), and they were the first there, and tuff said he forgot something or whatever, and Snotlout was trying to get Hookfang to do a new trick and it wasn’t working so Ruff started laughing at him so he shoved her and she shoved back and he took her helmet and threw it so she punched him and eventually they were rolling around on the ground and she pinned him and was like GIVE UPPPP and then he flung her and picked her up over his shoulder and started spinning her shouting that he was the king of vikings and she started laughing and yelling at him to put her down and he was like ONLY IF YOU CALL ME THE KIIIIINNNGGG!!! and they were both still laughing and then they hear Gobber “THAT’S ADORABLE” and they both stop and Snotlout turns and sees everyone with their dragons, and Hiccups like “Hey… you guys… whats umm.. whats going on” and they’re like WE’RE FIGHTING and Snotlout puts her down and she smacks the shit out of him and Gobber’s just like OK SUUUUUURE THATS ALLL OK NOTHING ELSE I BELIEVE YOU. And then it would just start happening more and more aND MORE. And one time they were messing around and they were laughing and insulting each other and he pinned her and the laughing kind of died off, and they just stared at each other and he started leaning in and she fucking smacked him in the face and flipped them over and was like i win and attacked his motherfucking face with her mouth and were like that for like 20 seconds and they pulled away and she looked at him, pried his hands off of her

AND SHE RAN THE FUCK AWAY

THAT IS PURE FUCKING LITERATURE RIGHT THERE

I THINK I WANNA START WRITING FANFICTIONS

I GET THE BEST GOD DAMN GRADES IN LITERATURE , SO WHY THE FUCK NOT

OF COURSE, I’LL POLISH THAT SHIT, BUT THAT WAS FUN 

I HAVE WAAAAAAYY MORE HEADCANONS BUT NOW I’M EXCITED

I MIGHT MAKE A FEW CHANGES, BUT YESSSSSSS

OH GOD, THAT IS THE MOST ATROCIOUS PIECE OF WORK, I THINK I ONLY USED LIKE 2 PERIODS AND A COMMA

OF COURSE, I KNOW HOW THAT LAST ONE ENDS, BUT I KINDA WANNA WRITE IT

YOU KNOW WHAT

I’M GONNA WRITE THIS SHIT

THANK YOU ANON

I THINK I BROKE MY CAPS BUTTON

FUCK I CAN’T WAIT

Journal

misslipglossglam
Hey can I request a smut please? Y/N is a journalist and she used to know Luke from high school but moved to New York and became a journalist she used to have a crush on him back when they were younger and they hookup and fall in love. They are both cancerian get b day 21st July xx
absolutely :)

~

2 YEARS PRIOR

I can remember the feelings of being terrified opening the letter. The thought of denial filling my brain before I could have one peek. I can remember my fingers trembling ripping the envelope open, looking into his crystal blue eyes as he gave me reassurance. I took out the cream sheet of paper, closing my eyes before reading it.

Congratulations!
Y/N Y/L/N you’ve been accepted into NYU!
We are very excited to see what you have to offer us.
You are to fly out in one week for your
housing and classes.
-New York University

Tears welded up in my eyes as I couldn’t believe what I just read. “Well, did you get in?” Luke questioned. I looked up at him, a smile that screamed happiness, “yes.” He engulfed me in a hug, “Y/N this is amazing! You’re going to be a journalist!” He exclaimed. “I can’t believe it Luke, this is my dream, and it’s coming true.” Tears fell down my face as I tried to process how could I have got in.

“I knew you could do it baby, you just had to believe in yourself.” Luke smiled. I kept rereading the letter, my eyes taking in each word as I fell on the dreaded words you are to fly out in one week. I pushed it to the back of my mind, smiling at Luke. “Let’s go celebrate, you deserve it.” Luke said. I nodded in agreement.

~

“Here’s to my favorite girl getting into her dream school! I love you, and I can’t express how happy I am for you baby girl.” Luke cheered. I smiled, raising my glass with the rest of my friends. 

“Thank you, I couldn’t have done it without any of you.” I thanked. The night carried on, as my demeanor changed, thinking about leaving in one week to start a new life. Leaving Luke behind, left a damper on my heart.

Just thinking about it made my stomach churn. I came home that night, ready to fall asleep and think how the hell am I going to break this to Luke and my family.

~

I woke up, groaning at the sight of sunlight shining through my sheer blinds. I grabbed my glasses, going down to the kitchen for breakfast. “Morning hun, did you have a nice sleep?” My mother asked, setting down a plate in front of me.

“Yeah, it was alright.” I yawned, chewing on a piece of bacon. “Have a rough night?” She asked. “I mean not really. I got accepted into NYU, which was so surprising.” I laughed, “Y/N you got in! Oh my gosh this is amazing!” My mother exclaimed.

“Yeah, I’m still in shock. I opened the letter with Luke, and then he took me out to celebrate with the group.” I recalled from last night. “This is amazing baby! But how come you’re so down about it?” She asked.

I sighed, grabbing the letter I left on the coffee table, handing it to her. She looked at it closely, looking at me when it was over. “Alright, you have to visit in one week. Oh honey, that’s amazing, but how do you think Luke will take it?” My mother grew concerned.

I groaned, pulling my hair up, “I don’t know. I mean this has been my dream since I was nine mom, but leaving Luke behind has really hit me.” My mother pulled me into a hug, rubbing my back. “I’m so proud of you! But do you think Luke will be okay with you leaving?” She asked. “I hope not, I can’t have a fight with him.” I groan.

“Alright, well I’m always here for you. Plus, I would like to fly out with you and check everything that you are comfortable with.” She explained. I nodded, “thank you momma, for everything.” I said.

~

A few days have passed and my mother and I have booked our tickets to go visit NYU for my housing and classes. I still haven’t broken the news to Luke, but I think it’ll be okay since I will have time to come back home. I got a call from Luke asking if I wanted to go to lunch, and I figured I better tell him now. So I agreed.

I heard the familiar honk in my drive way as I grabbed my wallet and made my way to Luke’s car. “I’m starving, where are we going?” I asked. “You’re favorite burger joint.” Luke laughed. “You know me so well Hemmings.” I laughed. We walked in and I was more than happy to spend time with Luke before I have to leave.

After an hour of eating and talking like normal, it was time to be serious. “Luke, I have to tell you something.” I said. I take a breath, “So, in my letter it said that I have to leave in a week to go and get my housing and classes. But, that doesn’t mean I’m moving in straight away. My mom and I leave tomorrow.”

I look up at Luke and see his eyes change color, his face expressing anger and sadness. “And you didn’t tell me when you opened the letter in front of me?” He huffed. “I mean, Luke you were so happy that we went out before I could say anything.” I said. 

“Well you obviously could of said something before I took you out!” He started. “Luke I’m sorry, I’ll only be gone for a week. It’s not that big of a deal baby.” I sighed. “No, you should’ve told me. Let’s just go.” Luke huffed.

“Luke please don’t shut me out! I didn’t know this was a big deal.” I begged. He didn’t respond, giving me the silent treatment. “Luke if you are going to shut me out then don’t do it here. I have to pack, and I’m already more stressed than I should be.” I sighed. He left with that, and I groaned on the bed making in-human nosies.

~  

1 WEEK LATER

Everything was ready to go, my classes aren’t atrocious, my housing worked just like I wanted. Everything was perfect, except one thing, Luke. He hasn’t called me ever since I left, and I’m starting to get worried. I tried calling him, leaving yet again another voicemail.

“Don’t worry honey, he’ll call.” My mother told me. “I know, I’m just starting to get worried.” I said. “It’ll be okay, now our flight leaves in an hour, so lets get going.” She said. I nodded, grabbing my bags.

I kept checking my phone to see if he called, texted or anything, but my phone stared back at me with the date and time. I sighed, and slumped back in my seat, waiting for my flight to be called.

FLIGHT 217 IS NOW BOARDING, FLIGHT 217 IS NOW BOARDING.

My head shot up, and I trailed behind my mom. Once we boarded the plane, I looked out the window, just wishing my worries would go in a box that I could hide and nobody will ever find it.

~

My mind has been boggled with Luke and NYU ever since I came back. I tried calling him, but he is still not talking to me. I laid on my bed, staring at the ceiling, just wondering. I hear the familiar ring tone coming from my phone and I answer “Hello?” I say. 

“Y/N Y/L/N? This is your super intendant, we have discussed your potential, and we would like you to start at the end of this month.” She spoke.

“The end of this month? Yeah, that’ll be great.” I said. “Great, we will see you soon.” She said. The first thing that came to my mind was to tell Luke, I can’t mess this up again. I call Luke, and to my surprise he answers. “Luke we have to talk.” I say. “Yeah, we do.” He breaths. “Meet me at our place in five.” I say.

I grabbed my keys and drove to the place where it all happened. I sat on the bench looking over the lake, when Luke appeared in front of me. Arms wide open, I clung to him like my life depended on it. “Luke I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you. I was just too nervous to face my dream and I want you to be here for me, I’m so sorry.” Tears were now falling down my face.

He rubbed my back up and down, “It’s okay baby, I’m sorry I reacted the way I did I was being selfish and I wasn’t thinking.” I looked up at his eyes, “But there is something I have to tell you.” I sighed. “I got a call from my super intendant and they want me to start at the end of this month.” 

The material of his jacket stiffens, “Y/N, that’s insane. I’m so happy for you, but that doesn’t give us much time for us.” He sighs. “I know, Luke. If I could let this opportunity go I would, but this has been my dream since I was nine.” I say.

Luke’s face is in shock in what I just told him. “I want to be there for you Y/N, really I do. So I guess we should start getting you ready for college.” He sighed. “I’m sorry Luke, I love you.” I say. “I love you too baby girl.” Luke kisses my forehead.

~

The time has finally come, I’m going to live my dream. Luke has been a rocky mess with me moving, but he’s here now. He has not let go of me ever since I told him that I’m starting so soon. We’ve been waiting for a few hours at the airport, everyone dreading me leaving. 

FLIGHT 196 TO NEW YORK IS NOW BOARDING, FLIGHT 196 TO NEW YORK IS NOW BOARDING.

I stood, and grabbed my bag. I turned to my mom, hugging her. “Call me when you land and let me know everything.” She cried. “I will, mom please don’t cry.” I laughed. She finally let go of me, and I could see Luke holding back tears.

He engulfs me in a hug, my head buried into his chest taking everything in. “I love you so much baby, I can’t believe you’re actually living your dream.” He cried. “Daddy, don’t cry please. I’m coming back soon, okay we’ll make this work.” I say, wiping away his tears as l feel my own come into play.

“I know, I just wish it wasn’t so soon.” He says. 

FLIGHT 196 TO NEW YORK IS NOW BOARDING, FLIGHT 196 TO NEW YORK IS NOW BOARDING. 

Second cue, I looked up at his one last night before i have to leave. “I love you, Luke.” I smile, tears filling my vision. “I love you too, Y/N.” He says. Luke kisses me one last time.

“Call me when you’re okay.” He breaths. “I will, just don’t give up on me yet.” I say. “I won’t. I love you.” He says. “I love you too.” I say. I say one last goodbye before saying hello to my new life.

FUCK WHOEVER JUST COMPARED KILLIAN JONES TO RAMSAY BOLTON FROM GAME OF THRONES

FUCK YOU. KILLIAN WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER SUBJECT SOMEONE TO THE SADISTIC TORTURE RAMSAY HAS THEON GO THROUGH. He would never peel all the skin off of someone’s pinky for fun, treat someone like a dog, psychologically abuse someone, or CUT ANOTHER MAN’S DICK OFF. KILLIAN JONES believes in fighting fair. Granted, there are times when he WASN’T Killian Jones, he was Captain Hook- he did some pretty bad things, I’ll admit, but they came from a place of extreme pain and he has since reconciled with Belle.

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON RAMSAY’S TREATMENT OF SANSA. KILLIAN HAS NEVER FORCED HIMSELF ON EMMA OR ON ANYONE IN THE SHOW (unlike Regina, who RAPED GRAHAM)! Ramsay locks Sansa up in the show, leaves her bruised, helpless, and almost naked. WHEN HAS KILLIAN EVER BEEN ANYTHING BUT GALLANT AND CHIVALROUS IF NOT SLIGHTLY FLIRTATIOUS TO A WOMAN ESPECIALLY since he’s been a hero???? You tell me.

SHAME ON YOU, YOU LITTLE FUCKER, AND DON’T YOU EVER INSULT A CLEAR HERO OF THE SHOW LIKE THAT AGAIN.