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I stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back and whispered

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Tomic hates me
  • Me: What..
  • Tomic: Can you imagine that you're taking a shower and Gamzee just creeps up on you in full cod piece and is honking softly. "Honk honk honk"
  • Me: I would fall to the shower floor and probably start crying. "No Gamzee! Take what you want! Kill me if you must! I don't care! Just do it quick!"
  • Tomic: Dude. Those eyes don't look like eyes to kill. They look more like eyes to bone.
  • Me: .... NONONOONONONONONO
  • Tomic: "DoN't WoRrY mOtHeRfUcKeR. HeHhEh."
  • Me: OMG no
  • Tomic: "YoU dOn'T nEeD aN aDuLt... BeCaUsE i Am An AdUlT. HeH hEh HeH! HONK"
  • Me: KHFJFBV<JFBVNBVLKJFBVKLJKBKJB WHY DO YOU HATE ME! NNONONONONONOO
  • Tomic: -silently laughing to herself-

atomicjademouth-deactivated2013  asked:

Fanfic: You are sitting alone in your room. Out of the corner of your eye you see Jake English. He's peeking through the door way and there's a skull in his hand. My god! There's skulls everywhere!! But you ignore the creepy skulls because it's sex god JAKE ENGLISH and do a tongue dance with him. It was hot n junk. The end~

Fanfic?
This is canon!