You don’t actually have a computer in your room, but it’s your birthday so we’ll be nice and let you dream. Only one of your CHUMS is logged in. She’s sent you a message.
|PESTERLOG| – splashyHipster [SH] began pestering rejectedLetterbomb [RL] at 11:20 –
SH: SVEEEEEEEE SH: SVESVE. SVE SVE SVESVE. SVEEEEEEEEEEEE. RL: SVE SVE SVEEEEEE. SVE SVE SVESVE SVE SVE SVE. SH: SVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. It’s a very meaningful and philosophical conversation, but even if it were to be translated you wouldn’t be able to comprehend it. You take a break from the computer for a moment.
“Oh, my lovely land lady,” Sherlock decide that she could be the first to know because John would be awhile. “I have the most wonderful news.” Again, Mrs. Hudson had never seen Sherlock like this and started to worry if the rather peculiar man that was living in flat 221b had finale lost his mind. “Don’t look so frightened. John and I are expecting; I’m pregnant.”