ate my twin

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Yooran Week Day 03 Cooking [ soo late]
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I think I start to having the choi’s hair style in hand…fluffy hair are so difficult to draw T.T
I realy like making blushing face 8D fufufu blushing face everywere mouhahhah
Who know  that Saeran can cook well? Maybe he learn it at Mint eyes??
Saeran’s sweeter is back XD ….Hope that the chef having his kiss fufufu.

Both are idiots, btw.

I just get lazier and lazier

Yesterday was their birthday (Whichisweirdsince1stofjulyisntareallynicedateforthem)

But since i know i won’t get to finish the other one without letting pass more days there it is this one. :// now i’m going back to sleep.

まじかるルルルル♪  MY♥MILKY♥WAY Translation

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まじかるルルルル♪
Magical Rururu♪
Pythagoras Productions Shuffle Unit: MY♥MILKY♥WAY
Nomura L, Nomura R, Nakama Teruma
CV: KENN, Suzuki Yuuto, Someya Toshiyuki
MY♥MILKY♥WAY 1st Single まじかるルルルル♪

T/N: Hello, guys!! I didn’t find any translation online so I decided to give it a go, hehe. If there is actually one and I missed it then I’m sorry >.< I also would like to apologize because I’m no 100% sure with my translation lol and I did a lil tinkering with the lyrics to deliver the (supposedly right lol) meaning. This song is just so cute and magical Kanji lyrics are from here.

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Pitch Perfect Sentence Starters

“I ate my twin in the womb.”
“I set fires to feel joy.”
“I like to watch babies cry.”
“I like it when pretty boys dress up in drag and perform for me.”
“I was born with gills like fish.”
“Do you want to see a dead body?”
“I’m horizontal running.”
“You have a fat heart, and that’s what matters.”
“You’re gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your (man) boobs are gonna concave.”
“If we let them penetrate us, we are giving them our power!”
“Not a good enough reason to use the word ‘penetrate.’”
“I have a feeling we should kiss.”
“Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?”
“Sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm… better not.”
“A-ca-scuse me?”
“You are awesome… ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourself.”
“ I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.”
“You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.”
“ No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.”
“It’s like when my doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks, and I did it anyway.”
“ Damn. Prison changed you.”
“Well, at least it’s not herpes. Or do you have that as well?”
“I can’t concentrate on anything you’re saying until you cover your junk.”
“ His butt is so tiny that I can hold it with, like, one hand.”
“ Excuse me bitch, you don’t need to shout.”
“ Don’t worry, it’s just God punishing you ‘cause you’re a ginger.”
“Don’t just bring it, sing it, and let’s do this.”
“Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.”
“Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!”
“Yeah, no don’t put me down for cardio.”
“Huh. Not a dude. It’s not a dude.”
“This ginger needs her jiggle juice!”
“Wanna do something else? We could re-live my parents’ divorce. Or visit a gynecologist.”
“Leave it. It fuels my hate fire.”
“The kraken has been unleashed! Feel the fat power!”
“You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.”
“Here’s your official rape whistle! Don’t blow it unless it’s actually happening!”
“I’m willing to sign breasts!”
“Yeah, well, I shut everybody out. Don’t take it personally. It’s just easier.”

I hate my bed, I hate my home, I hate my job
I hate the wife, I hate the kids, I hate the dog
I hate the sun, I hate the rain, I hate the clouds
I hate the TV, hate the dinner, hate the couch
I hate the car, I hate the bus, I hate the road
I hate the bar, I hate to drink, I hate to smoke
I hate a stranger, hate his boss, I hate his friend
I hate the womb, I needed room, I ate my twin
I hate my hands, handshakes, pancakes, milkshakes
Child-resistant locks on the pill case
I hate inflation, hate the store, I hate to choose
I hate the war, I hate the poor, I hate the news
I hate the late, I can’t be early, hate to wait
I hate my lovers cause the way they suffocate
I fuck to hurt, it hurt to date, I hate to date
I fuck to hate, I hate to love, I hate to hate
And it just don’t
And it just don’t
And it just don’t
It don’t get no better
It don’t get no
It don’t get no better
It just don’t get no better
I hate to lose, I hate to try, I hate to win
I hate to cruise, I hate to fly, I hate to swim
I hate the optimistic smirks on the face of children
I hate the government and those who deface its buildings
I hate artists, hate creatives, I hate bright people
I hate darkness, I hate racists, I hate white people
I hate small speakers, I hate loud speakers
I hate great concerts, I don’t like crowds neither
I hate money, I hate change, I hate hope
I hate funny, I hate strange, I hate dope
I hate charities and parodies and tragedies
I hate carrots, peas, asparagus
Virtually all vegetables, circuses, all festivals
Texts that are oversexual, emotion because it’s perpetual
I hate schedules, calendars, reminders cause’ they just remind us That tomorrow gon’ be just as timeless
I fuckin’ hate you
—  The social experiment, no better blues
Quotes from my math teacher

First, I just want to say that he’s a really great teacher. He’s incredibly smart, and actually made some of the most grueling concepts bearable. He also made fun of us constantly(but it was hilarious and full of love). I have written down some of his words of wisdom here:

“You can tell that’s some real hot, passionate mathematics right there. Good stuff.”

“So… Love does not exist. Sorry if anyone told you otherwise. There’s mathematical proof.”

And you don’t want to mess with that. Like, hey! I ate my twin!” *pats stomach*

“I’m gonna take this little fetus here… And I’m gonna plug it into this womb…”

“”Nothing wrong with being wrong every once in a while. Alexis does it all the time!”

“That’s kind of a sad right triangle you’ve got there.”

*in response to the “turtle wins the race” argument* “Sometimes the turtle just becomes roadkill.”

“So the first rule is to not listen to anything Tejan says. That’s a general rule of life, really…”

“And as for this circle, HE’S RIGHT! I don’t mean to sound so surprised, but…”

“I’m starting to feel like Oprah… This is pi over eight! This is pi over eight! You get a pi over eight!”

“And PLEASE don’t call it the Jesus fish!”

“And then you’ll screw up life and no one will love you and you’ll be a failure!”

“Good question! Better than most of the questions you ask!”

“Oh. I’m SO GLAD you made that mistake so I could use you as an example!”

“Just like Tejan himself, this number is not that special.”

“I think this pen has seen its better days.” *throws pen into trash can across the room* “nailed it.”

“So for anyone worried about this test,” *ahem-* “Rennie” *-ahem*

“Gah…. I’m gonna look this up later. The music you all listen to is garbage. My favorite song growing up was the humpty dance! I knew it was awful, but I loved it!”

*drawing a sin wave* “Hey lady… I’m checking out those curves…. You’ve got more curves than a sinusoid-OHHHHHH!!! I’ll give someone money to use that pickup line. I will give you money!”

*talking about his cats* “So for parents that say they don’t like one kid more than the other, we know you do. That’s bull.”

“So once you master sinusoids, you’ll see them everywhere……. Moose.”

“DO NOT get these confused, or you will end up living in the back of a Walmart wondering where your life went wrong.”

*drops eraser* “Life is just unraveling before my eyes”

“Don’t shank anyone, Julia. This isn’t prison. Leave those days behind.”

“So, the cheez-it… Just to be clear, the cheez-it is not the thrust of this math problem.”

*draws stick figure* “This is you. You’re looking good. A little skinny, but who am I to make comments about your body? That would be wrong.”

“So the question here is… Julia you suck! Sorry, that was a little un-teacherly of me, but, you know, it’s kinda true.”

“I’ll let you know when your opinion becomes relevant.”

*finishes explaining something* *takes a deep breath* “Okay, now someone ask me a dumb question. I’m ready for it.”

“Every teenager’s favorite F-word… Factor.” *giggles* “What? What were you expecting?”

“Feel free to hit yourself in the face when you realize how obvious this is.”

“That would be like if I asked you how old you are and you told me you’re 16, and I decided to square it, and ha! Now you’re 256!”

“The weirdest one was the time I got an email from a woman with the subject line “I’ve got sinusoidal curves galore.””

“That is a bunny killing situation. Yeah!”

“Oh crap! Am I about to start crying on my bike?”

“So failed a college chemistry class. It wasn’t the end of the world… Look at me now! I’m an esteemed Louisiana public high school teacher…. What more could you ask for?”

“So… Now… It’s 2012. WOAH! 2012??? What year am I in?!?! It’s 2017!”

“And what if I just killed you? Right here? Right now? Would that affect your population model?”

“You agree with Alexis? That’s a risky decision!”

“Stop beatboxing, please… You’re not even that good!”

“And he had a sick sense of humor, so I knew he would’ve found that equation really funny… If he hadn’t died that morning.”

“Well I think the lesson here os to not do something really stupid… Was that helpful?”

“So everyone do this on your calculator, and… Or actually… Miles! What’s 3 to the 6th power?”

“Wow. You’re like a human person!”

“So the only time [the CEO of this school] ever came into this classroom, she walked in here with 2 guys in business suits, and I had this slide pulled up on the board.” *opens image of mating rabbits*

“Oops. I said 5th and then I wrote 7. Let’s roll with it.”

“Honeybee death is not a laughing matter!”

*makes a mistake* “WOAH! The rumors of my perfection are slightly exaggerated.”

“Yeah. You CAN do that. You can also hit yourself in the head with a frying pan, but I don’t know what it’s gonna do for you.”

“Y’all remember the Mean Girls clip, right? The limit does not exist!”

“Now let’s all take a minute to laugh at Baili.”

*explains Lassie* “So yes. I just compared you to the TV dog.”

“Uhhhhhhh…. Pretend that’s a horizontal line.”

“I don’t know what kind of animal you’re killing, but you shouldn’t use logarithms here.”

“You know I’m not mature enough to let that go, right? Now I’m gonna have to get revenge.” *literally sips tea from thermos*

*points to trash can* “You can put your suggestion in the suggestion bin right there.”

I hate my bed, I hate my home, I hate my job
I hate the wife, I hate the kids, I hate the dog
I hate the sun, I hate the rain, I hate the clouds
I hate the TV, hate the dinner, hate the couch
I hate the car, I hate the bus, I hate the road
I hate the bar, I hate to drink, I hate to smoke
I hate a stranger, hate his boss, I hate his friend
I hate the womb, I needed room, I ate my twin
I hate my hands, handshakes, pancakes, milkshakes
Child-resistant locks on the pill case
I hate inflation, hate the store, I hate to choose
I hate the war, I hate the poor, I hate the news
I hate the late, I can’t be early, hate to wait
I hate my lovers cause the way they suffocate
I fuck to hurt, it hurt to date, I hate to date
I fuck to hate, I hate to love, I hate to hate

And it just don’t
And it just don’t
And it just don’t

I hate to lose, I hate to try, I hate to win
I hate to cruise, I hate to fly, I hate to swim
I hate the optimistic smirks on the face of children
I hate the government and those who deface its buildings
I hate artists, hate creatives, I hate bright people
I hate darkness, I hate racists, I hate white people
I hate small speakers, I hate loud speakers
I hate great concerts, I don’t like crowds neither
I hate money, I hate change, I hate hope
I hate funny, I hate strange, I hate dope
I hate charities and parodies and tragedies
I hate carrots, peas, asparagus
Virtually all vegetables, circuses, all festivals
Texts that are oversexual, emotion because it’s perpetual
I hate schedules, calendars, reminders cause’ they just remind us That tomorrow gon’ be just as timeless
I fuckin’ hate you

—  Chance The Rapper
Pitch Perfect - Starter Sentences
  • I set fires to feel joy.
  • That’s adorable.
  • Look, just so you know, I’m not a total nerd. I also happen to be super into close-up magic.
  • I should have taken that cardio tip more seriously.
  • Well, at least it’s not herpes. Or do you have that as well?
  • I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
  • Sometimes I have the feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm… better not.
  • No, I’m not drunk at all. You’re just blurry.
  • I’m gonna kill him! I’m gonna finish him like a cheesecake!
  • I ate my twin in the womb.
  • Don’t worry, it’s just God punishing you ‘cause you’re a ginger.
  • I’ve wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.
  • could you please get your head out of your ass? It’s not a hat!
  • I have a confession. I have a lot of sex.
  • Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?
  • You are probably the grossest human being I have ever met.
  • Do you want to see a dead body?
  • Who do you think would be easier to sleep with, Captain America or a great white shark?
  • I have a confession to make.
  • You’re really drunk right now. I don’t think you’re gonna remember any of this.
  • Not a good enough reason to use the word ‘penetrate.’