I like how everything I do at work, is always wrong but when someone else does it, they don’t have anything said to them.
Me Coming in late: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LATE. YOU SHOULD BE HERE AT 9:00 AM ON THE DOT. I GOT MY EYE ONE YOU.
Someone Else Coming in Late: Dead Silence
Me Leaving at Exactly 5:30 because that’s when I finish work: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LEAVING AT 5:30. YOU SHOULD PUT MORE EFFORT IN WORKING HERE.
Someone Else Leaving at Exactly 5:30 or Earlier: Nothing
What I work to wear: YOU ARE BEING TOO REVEALING AND YOUR DRESS IS TOO SHORT COVER UP.
Seeing the exact same type of skirt and dress on three other women in the office: They continue to wear that skirt/dress on a normal basis
Take a mental break: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AT WORK
Someone playing a movie: Turns a cheek
Brings someone in for the day because of personal reason: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING SOMEONE IN THE OFFICE BECAUSE OF CONFIDENTIALITY ISSUES
Someone brings in their husband/teenage son/daughters: Oh hi *insert husband’s name/kid’s name* How are you?
Does my Job but makes a few mistakes here and there: Gets yelled at.
Someone makes massive mistake: Great Job, you’re doing great in your field.
I am so tired and doneeeee.