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Blog/Personal update

I’m not entirely sure which direction this post will go, but please, bear with me. I’m sorry I haven’t really been able to be here consistently in… a while. The last year and a half has been difficult, to say the least. The state of my mental health has made writing Lilo difficult, nearly impossible. 

Today I have laughed and cried more, and more sincerely (if that makes sense) than I have in months. I’m nowhere near close to out of the woods in terms of my depression. But today was a reminder of how amazing life can be. A reminder I’ve sorely needed. 

Which brings me to Lilo. She’s got a bright spirit that I haven’t been able to write for a while because I felt like I’d lost something in myself. I’m not sure what it was persay, but it made playing her feel like I was an imposter. That spark doesn’t feel as impossible to reach anymore. I’m not sure how long this will last. I’ve also recently been accepted for a job so my time/energy to roleplay may be limited. That being said,  I would like to try again with Lilo. 

I’ve got 42 drafts that I haven’t touched in months. They will all most likely be purged, with one or two exceptions. I will also be going over the verses and her relationships with the intent of starting those anew as well. Lilo has been sure to let me know there are certain relationships that she (and I) would love for them to continue on the way they are. Those relationships are as follows: 

If your muse is not listed and you would like to continue in the verse we have going, all you have to do is let me know. I would be happy to oblige, if I can. On the off chance that this blog is not something I can revive, if you’d like my facebook/skype/phone number to keep in contact with me, all you have to do is ask. 

Agent Florida Headcannon Eleventy-One

It is generally not a good idea to fall asleep helmetless anywhere that can be considered “public” to the Freelancers. It just isn’t. You will wake up with something on your face because these people are assholes.

But Florida. Oh, Florida.

Florida will carefully inscribe “Outstanding Young Gentleman” on Wash’s forehead. “Poetry in Motion” across Maine’s cheekbones, the one time he catches him. “The Soul of Class” across York’s cheek.

Don’t think that’s funny? Imagine South raging around the MOI trying to figure out who wrote “Sweet Delicate Flower” across her entire face with pink sharpie.

this playlist is a joke and i’m not responsible for what happens to you if you actually try to study with it

1. Freak Out - CHIC // 2. Over My Head - The Fray // 3 AM - Matchbox Twenty // 4. We Don’t Eat - James Vincent McMorrow // 5. Fuck You - Lily Allen // 6. Cry Me a River - Justin Timberlake // 7. Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked - Cage the Elephant // 8. God Help the Girl - Catherine Ireton // 9. Livin’ On a Prayer - Bon Jovi // 10. Ain’t It Fun - Paramore // 11. THISKIDSNOTALRIGHT - AWOLNATION // 12. I Wanna Go Home - Michael Buble // 13. Redemption - Redlight King // 14. I’m Not Sick, But I’m Not Well - Flagpole Sitta // 15. Spread Too Thin - The Dirty Heads // 16. Can You Save Me? - Power // 17. It’s the End of the World As We Know It - REM // 18. Losing Touch - The Killers // 19. 19th Nervous Breakdown - Rolling Stones // 20. I Don’t Care - Icona Pop // 21. 99 Problems - Hugo // 22. Jesus Take the Wheel - Carrie Underwood // 23. Ten Thousand Hours - Macklemore // 24. Tomorrow Comes a Day Too Soon - Flogging Molly // 25. Shake It Off - Taylor Swift

ben & jerry’s snl flavors that i would like to happen

  • weekend cupdate (peanut butter cups)
  • city CORE-spondent stefon (vanilla with fucked up center)
  • live from new york (made with york peppermint patties)
  • not ready for limetime players (key lime pie)
  • ten-to-1 spot (10 weird ingredients that don’t really make sense but they worked well enough in dress to throw them into the ice cream at the very end)
  • goodnights (a tiny bit of ice cream but mostly local programming)

I just love bittersweet angst ichiruki works where Ichigo and Rukia are both just like suffering in semi silence pining for each other like

Ichigo: wow I love Rukia but I’m not good enough for her but it’s okay as long as she’s happy.
Rukia: I love Ichigo but I am not good enough for him he deserves to live his life and be happy not weighted down by responsibility and duty I have placed upon him.
Ichigo: Rukia I’m not good enough for you. You saved me time and again I owe you everything.
Rukia: Ichigo you deserve more than I could ever give you, you are selfless and giving, I will support you in every way I can.
Ichigo: Rukia goddamn it stop sacrificing yourself for me I will protect you no matter.
Rukia: Ichigo you idiot I am not worth your sacrifice I’ll protect you and help you get stronger to be the man I know you to be in my heart.
Ichigo: Fuck you, Rukia I’m not worthy enough of you.
Rukia: Fuck YOU Ichigo you thick headed fool I am not worthy of you–
Ichigo: FUCK YOU RUKIA, SHUT UP YOU’RE TOO GOOD FOR ME
Rukia: FUCK YOU ICHIGO, HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT I AM AT ALL WORTHY OF–
everyone else: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND FUCK EACH OTHER ALREADY.

What Happens When You Study Too Much

“My vagina is like Lerner. There are two entrances and you need identification to enter either.”

“My vagina is like Butler. Quiet and full of passive aggressive signs.”

“What if this were a tambourine, and I was a dancer?”

“Solomonster. Solomon Hasslehoffman. Solodheim. Rogers and Hoffmanstein.”

“If the Hindenberg crashed he could say ‘Oh the Hoffmanity!’”