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anonymous asked:

DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO ONE DIRECTION I WAS GONE FOR TWO YEARS AND NOW? ARENT THEY FRIENDS ANYMORE OR SOMETHING?

Nope. Zayn and Naughty Boy are starting a band together. Rumor has it that Liam is lost in his big house. Sometimes he finds his way out to go to basketball games and shop with Sophia. Niall is. Well he’s Niall. Louis just watches reality TV 24/7 with his #dominos #pizzahutuk while wearing #Topman playing #fifa on his #dell laptop in the UK and not anywhere near his archenemy Harry Styles who he is not dating because he is straight. And Harry has changed his last name to Azoff and he lives in LA now.

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HEY REMEMBER WHEN CARTOON NETWORK HAD ENOUGH CARTOONS TO DO THINGS LIKE THESE IN BETWEEN SHOWS AND COMMERCIALS

anonymous asked:

if a whole research team collectively discovered a species, who would name it? also, if/when? you discover a species, what would you name it?

Oh man, this is SUCH a difficult question. I imagine that a research team would collectively name the species - maybe with priority going to the person who actually caught/found the holotype specimen, or to the person who spent the most time describing it.  

If I were to discover a new species and name it, I would totally either be one of those people who spends literal years researching latin declensions and words to find the perfect descriptive name that also sounds cool

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I would be that person who doesn’t take it seriously and names it a pun or something equally ridiculous because I Am A Scientist I Do What I Want even though it would be hard to follow up such excellent contenders such as

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Natasha in bed + morning voice + sex hair + sunlight streaming down on her = error 101: too much perfection in one person

I CAN’T WITH THIS LADY. EVERYTIME I SEE HER SHE GETS MORE AND MORE ATTRACTIVE. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE. HER HAIR ALONE IS HOTTER THAN MY ENTIRE BEING.