Lana has an extensive collection of unreleased songs, and these are my personal, in my own opinion, top 10 favourites. I love all the songs wholeheartedly and it’s so difficult to put into a list but I thought I’d give it a go anyway. This is more brief and less descriptive compared to my usual writing but hey ho, I have to keep it short.
10. You Can Be The Boss
This was one of the first few songs I had heard from Lana and it was one of the ones that had me hooked (aside from Young and Beautiful and Put Me In A Movie). Though I feel like I’ve heard it a thousand times, therefore don’t feel like listening to it as often, it still has the pure Lana feel to me and the vibe of BTD; the imagery of cigarettes and the flirtatious, spoken verses aimed at her possible daddy-to-be have some of the Lizzy, Lolita charm, so it feels like a classic to me.
9. Go Go Dancer
I adore this song because it’s such a fun one; it’s full of energy and makes you just want to dance much like her, the go-go dancer. It is like the more upbeat, flirty sister of Disco and I think it’s definitely one of her more sexy ones (especially since she’s “pushing up her ahh in your face, in your face”). It’s another with a Lolita vibe, aimed at a rich man with money that she’s dancing for, and I can’t not smile and dance to it in a poor imitation of the fabulous imagery she gives.
8. Last Girl On Earth
I am obsessed with this beautiful song and the lyrics. Lana paints such a sad but gorgeous picture of being loved but lonely, and it’s quite mellow with a strong piano which I think pulls at the heartstrings more. The imagery is my favourite part (”I belly dance and do the tango”, owning Mexico and rollercoasters and the lines about Cleopatra and Caesar which I adore). The strange echoing voice playing under her singing through either ear like buzzing thoughts you can’t get rid of add a complicated layer to it as she ponders living forever. It’s a thoughtful song and her voice and vision makes it straight away one of my favourites.
7. On Our Way
I had originally heard the much more acoustic, stripped back version of this song and when I heard the fuller version with more instruments I still loved it the same, though the former version is locked in my heart. The song is one of her most meaningful and romantic, and it feels like it is one of her most personal. The drawl and accent in her voice makes it feel more raw and cuter, and the chorus makes me want to smile, cry and twirl on a dance floor with someone I love every time. The stripped back, lone guitar version has more of a one-on-one serenade feel, whilst the other version sounds better for a performance due to the strength to it. Either way, it’s a feel good, sweet song with a country twist and I love it.
6. Riverside (feat. Barrie-James O’neill)
This song was originally intended for Barrie’s album and I stumbled on it by accident. The entire song from start to finish is gorgeous and I wish it had been released somehow. It’s a very eerie track, with light vocals echoing over an uncomfortable, long sound much like static (the only way I can describe it) and their dreamy vocals paired with the strong piano and yearning lyrics has me breathless each time. Their voices are beautiful together, even more so than in the cover of Summer Wine, and though it has an other-worldly feel to it, it is still meaningful and has far more emotion behind it, especially in the way they sing “finally I’m getting closer - to the dream”. It’s one I can’t resist replaying.
you know that musical where ben platt plays the weird awkward guy with no friends (or arguably one friend who is forced to hang out with him) whose dad isnt proud of him and when this one other guy stops being around he starts lying and making things up to make other people feel better and in the end people find out he was lying but they dont call him out on it and also theres a guy called connor played by a really good dancer
That would be something that Wolfie would do. I can see him doing that especially during moments of intimacy where they have five seconds to themselves, and before bed. Kala is about to fall asleep, and she’s tangled in Wolfie’s arms, and he gently kisses her head and brushes her hair off to one side, and tells her to go to sleep.
As for nose kisses? Again, Wolfgang, but I can see both of them doing that when they’re both feeling especially ecstatic over something.
Gets jealous the most.
I think this is actually something that both of them would have an issue with in the right circumstances. In the show, it’s sorta canon that Wolfgang has strong feelings about Rajan, and wants Kala to admit to herself that she does not love him. Whether that translates into jealousy? I think it does. Wolfgang already struggles enough with feeling worthy and accepted, that he would be a jealous type.
Kala would worry if Wolfgang ever went out on the town with Felix. She would know that he would never do anything to cheat on her or look at another girl, but she still can’t escape those feelings that creep in. So, of course, Wolfie would sweep her into his arms, and tell her that she had nothing to worry about.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive.
This would be a situation of Kala picking Wolfgang up. No doubt. He would get a little too tipsy after a night out on the town with Felix. I mean, he doesn’t really see his brother anymore since he moved to Paris. Kala has this disapproving look on her face, but she can’t resist Wolfgang’s smile.
Take care of each other on sick days
They both would. Kala, having the medical expertise, would be more adept at taking care of a sick Wolfgang. Even if he would try to tell her upteen times that he does not need her to do that.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Both of them would.
Gives unprompted massages
Wolfgang. He could see how worn out and sore Kala would be after standing on her feet so long during the day, and he would gently massage her back or her feet. Whatever she needed work on. “I don’t need you to,” she would say, not fooling her boyfriend. “But you do, and I don’t mind,” he would reply.
I would like to see Kala driving:)
Brings the other lunch at work
Wolfgang. No question.
Has the better parental relationship
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Wolfgang, but Kala can be adventerous sometimes, too.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
I think Kala would surprise some people :) Definitely would be her. Possibly.
Still cries watching Titanic
Wolfgang. Shh. Don’t tell anyone.
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Kala. She drags Wolfgang to parties at work dressed as the theme of the night.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
They both break that rule.
Makes the other eat breakfast
Kala. She always believes that breakfast is the healthiest meal of the day, and always tries to keep that alive.
They both remember.
Brings up having kids
Kala. Wolfgang is a little more hesitant (or terrified) since going through what he did with his father. Kala is patient with him, and tells him what a great father he would be.
because i feel like talking about my OCs damnit from my space love story. because. i. can.
Major General Tsze Tseang; means second general
war hero because she’s the only one who didn’t lose her shit when a terraforming unit became engaged with basically demons on some random planet
goes on a random adventure to escape renewed trauma after a failed mission
built a robot cat because she forgets to feed herself; how could she remember to feed a real cat
is super dope at computer programming and cybernetics
downloaded her brother into a memory chip and made him into an android after his death
loves to garden because everyone she falls in love with loves plants
lost her arm and her leg in a training accident maybe.
is totally inspired by edward elric
is also chinese and one of the only two humans in the cast
records her memories for her first love that basically tell them her entire life story and tells them how she loves them because they are never meant to see her diary evidence
creates a computer version of herself because she gets lonely and doesn’t want her brother to be alone after her mortal body dies
Pi3 Ori; means fixed star
is Tsze’s love interest who is also super clueless of her feelings because on their planet they are considered not datable because they’re special gift is them only understanding plants; not growing plants, but…just understanding them
also comes from a planet of nonbinary aliens because everyone has cycles shifting them between being more feminine and childbearing or to masculine; evolved from plants; pi3 is also purple lmao
is a dorky computer programmer in military intelligence
is a cross between milo thatch and hinata hyuga
wears big round glasses without lenses because they found some in Tsze’s apartment once and she thought they looked super cute
tries to be athletic…but it doesn’t work out too well
best friend is a genetically engineered talking cat who is also a surgeon
falls in love with Tsze after finding all her memories and realizing they loved her all along
however, there is much panic involved after realizing you’ve been in love with someone for years; master panicker
Dr. Sualocin Feline; means Nicolaus (Copernicus) backwards
is the genetically engineered talking cat who is also a surgeon
is a calico
mutually best friends with both Tsze and Pi3
is very sassy, to the point, and quick witted
also the most loyal creature ever
is currently dating Tsze’s Dogfather—General Sirius Cannes–a genetically engineered talking dog
Nusakhan; means the two series,
Tsze’s first friend she finds on her random adventure
is a human botanist
really admires Tsze
tries to be a real cool, slick guy
is a total dweeb
falls in love with Arrakis because he has awesome dry humor
Arrakis; means dancer
is a siren alien
falls in love with Nusa, but doesn’t think that Nusa can be in love with him
is very cold and standoffish
Ancha; means hip bone
a little firey alien
is very smol
wants to be a master chef
stumbles upon Tsze and company because they suck at cooking
a shape shifting alien who has family on every planet actually?
no one knows how old he is
it is possible that Cousin is the ultimate creator
an up and coming fashion designer
Tsze’s older brother
is an android body because they got flashy with pyrotechnics with an experiment; could only be saved if downloaded into a chip
So in case yall didn’t know, Glee is a show where these kids join, well, Glee club which is basically show choir but since it’s in a work of fiction it’s 10x better
(Let’s just pretend everyone is close in age and they’re not fighting for once and they’re all gonna live happily ever after in high school 66666 years in the future and they also know American songs WOOOO)
So I’m actually making this a series - ‘Theories’ - which is me throwing theories about SVT/BTS/A line/unit (hyung line, vocal unit)/Members of either out there. For example cuddling, making out or kinks. You get the gist.Hopefully. I’m really bad at explaining things. Feel free to send some in ^^