at some point you're gonna have to be like

It looks like Yuuri and Victor are crashing some wedding and Yuuri’s like at the point where he’s tipsy enough to tell really good stories about drunk Phichit but like, not tipsy enough to start going into stripper banquet mode

Deadpool (2016) Sentence Starters
  • "Shit... did I leave the stove on?"
  • "You're my hero!"
  • "No, no, no, THAT I ain't."
  • "I had another Liam Neeson nightmare."
  • "You know, they made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."
  • "What the SHIT?"
  • "I'm gonna wait out here, okay?"
  • "Fake laughter. Hiding real pain."
  • "I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s."
  • "Yeah, technically, this is murder."
  • "Love is blind, ____."
  • "This shit's gonna have nuts in it."
  • "You're a lovely lady/man, but I'm saving myself for ____."
  • "That's why I brought him/her."
  • "Do you like what you see?"
  • "Your face is the stuff of nightmares."
  • "Like a testicle with teeth."
  • "You will die alone."
  • "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."
  • "So, am I suppose to just smile and wave you out the door?"
  • "Think of it like spring cleaning."
  • "Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness."
  • "Finish fucking her the fuck up."
  • "Language, please."
  • "Suck a cock!"
  • "I'd go with you, but... I don't want to."
  • "If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
  • "Maximum effort."
  • "I'd say that you sound like an infomercial. But not a good one, like Slap Chop, more Shake Weight-y."
  • "Do you want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II."
  • "Listen ___, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much."
  • "Wanna get fucked up?"
  • "Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?"
  • "Fuck me!"
  • "I don't have time for your goody two-shoes bullshit right now!"
  • "Why such a douche this morning?"
  • "Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up."
  • "Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
  • "Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you."
  • "You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!"
  • "That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long."
  • "You're really gonna fuck this up for me?"
  • "You've got something in your teeth."
  • "Do you have an off switch?"
  • "We have everything we need now."
  • "I swear to God, I will find you in the next life and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window."
  • "Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
  • "That was not mean! I'm proud of you!"
  • "I'm gonna need all the guns."
  • "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
  • "Seltzer water and lemon for blood."
  • "It reeks like old lady pants in here."
  • "Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."
  • "Four or five moments. That's all it takes to become a hero."

saltsparkle  asked:

Big time WoW player, 40hr+ per week worker here; Man, the Right Wing needs to heck off. WoW's my decompression device after that "you're expected to work over the usual hours" job.

“h*ck off” is my new thing. I’m gonna make ‘h*ck off’ happen.

But seriously, your observation is why I believe this “study” (which should have been in scare quotes all along) is intended to set up an attack on gaming and gamers, or workers. Because everyone does something to decompress after work, and the fact that some people choose to play games just seems like, if anything, an interesting data point about what other leisure activities people are replacing with games.

So I'm reading "Awake" and I couldn't help but think of this scenario...
  • Optimus: And so... for the sake of our peace treaty, and for our own well-being, it is probably best that Autobots and Decepticons steer clear of each other... for the time being.
  • Everyone: [murmuring, unsure]
  • Starscream: PFFT! Frag that.
  • Optimus: I... excuse me?
  • Starscream: You're glitched if you think I'm gonna abide by that.
  • Wheeljack: You lookin' to start something, flight-frame?
  • Starscream: [snorts] Hardly! It's unrealistic to continue keeping Autobots and Decepticons apart. We should be learning how to cooperate with each other, and the Neutrals. Besides, anyone who's got a personal score to settle would probably disobey that order anyway.
  • Rumble: He's got a point.
  • Frenzy: Yeahhh, who else would know better than Starscream about disobeying orders?
  • Everyone: [some more murmurs, chuckling]
  • Starscream: Quiet, you! The point is we're ALL going to live on this planet, whether we like it or not.
  • Optimus: I have considered this, Starscream. But what can be done? Tensions between our factions are still very high...
  • Starscream: Well I know what I'M gonna do...
  • [Starscream marches over to Skyfire. His confidence is a total bluff, but the grounders don't know that]
  • Starscream: Skyfire... would you... like to accompany me to... that bar? Over there.
  • [He points to one of the few establishments available]
  • Skyfire: Starscream, I don't think--
  • Starscream: Wait, wait a klik. No tricks. No stupid war stuff. Just you, me, my trine, and a couple of friends you wanna bring along. Whatever. I don't care. What do you say?
  • Skyfire: I...
  • [Meanwhile, Starscream's stiff posture has his trine worried. He doesn't really take public rejection well... and it seems like this behavior is taking every ounce of confidence he can muster. He's really putting himself put there on this.]
  • Skyfire: [looks to his comrades]... Percy? Wheeljack? You wanna come too?
  • Wheeljack: HELL N--
  • Perceptor: Sure, why not.
  • Wheeljack: [sputters] You CAN'T be serious.
  • Perceptor: Mm... let's just see where this goes.
  • Wheeljack: [rolls optics] Fine. But I don't have to like it...
  • [Group starts to move up the block towards the bar. Ratchet begins to follow.]
  • Optimus: You too, old friend?
  • Ratchet: I'm not going for them. I'm going 'cause I've got spare credits and I've got nothing better to do...
  • Optimus: Mhm.
  • Ratchet: Plus, if this gets ugly for any reason I'll be right there. Doesn't that make you feel better?
  • Optimus: Why are you REALLY going, Ratchet?
  • Ratchet: To be honest-- Autobots... Decepticons... hanging out already?-- I need a drink.
Have a montage of Damien hating Shayne. #notsorry
  • Damien: I will actually murder you.
  • -
  • Damien: God, you're a monster.
  • -
  • Damien: You know I'm physically next to you, right?
  • -
  • Damien: Why don't we see if you're man enough to do it... I FUCKING DARE YOU.
  • -
  • Damien: Can I teach you something real cool Shayne? When you sleep with one eye open, your eye gets real bloodshot. All the time. And you're gonna know that so well.
  • -
  • Damien: I'm gonna feed you your parents.
  • -
  • Damien: This is an editor's note. It's not gonna be now... but at some point, I'm gonna ruin Shayne's life and film it. So I'm gonna need you to splice that in. I'll send you the footage.
  • -
  • Damien: I'll cut off your legs while you're sleeping.
  • -
  • Damien: Comment below if I hate Shayne. Spoiler alert: I dooo.
  • -
  • Damien: I'm gonna eat your PS4!
  • -
  • Damien: I hate you.
  • -
  • Damien: As soon as filming ends, I'm gonna hit you with a brick! I'm very mad at you! It was like a million gold! I don't even know where I'd find a brick in this urban environment just sitting loose.
  • -
  • Damien: Now we have one last day in Stardew Valley. Shayne has not only wrecked my farm, but our friendship. So let's see what he does with this last day. His last day on earth.
  • -
  • Damien: Can we turn back time to when we were friends?
  • -
  • Damien: Shayne, if you get a man to a point where he has nothing left to lose... that is his most dangerous.
  • -
  • Damien: Now that we're not longer friends, who are your top three candidates for best friend in the office? 'cause I'm gonna be holding some auditions for myself.
  • -
  • Damien: Hey Shayne. Do your impression of a farting butt. That thing when you talk.
  • -
  • Damien: Can we cut back to a montage of Shayne and I being friends?

     consider this a starter call ! see what misadventures await us.

Regarding Monster Souls (also Mettaton)

so like, I don’t often to posts like this, but there’s something I couldn’t help but notice about the way most of the fandom seems to be drawing monster souls like. (which is a thing that is more common for undertail reasons, but this is an informative posts for all)

So I’ve seen monster souls being drawn like this:

pretty standard typical heart

However, I’ve noticed monster souls don’t actually look like this, in fact

they are upsidedown hearts

you can see it when you kill toriel before her sould breaks

and the same happens when asgore dies (at least in the ending where Asgore commits suicide and Toriel becomes queen, can’t rmemember the others):

Though, perhaps something that wouldn’t match with this is mettaton’s soul:

since it looks like normal heart, but then remember the paper on Alphy’s lab:

and now look at mettaton NEO, who’s soul us upsidedown

Conisdeing Neo’s uselessness, it seems to be a prototype before Mettaton Ex (possibly made to impess Asgore since to make the impression of being a human killing machine as some has suggested), and since Alphys was working with determination, it seems Alphys changed Mettaton’s Soul, porbably injected it with determination, and made it resemble a human soul.

Remember how human souls can survive even outside of the body due to determination?

Well, Mettaton probably wouldn’t be able to have this little “heart-to-heart”, if it weren’t because he’s infused with determination

And given Mettaton’s interest in humans, I wouldn’t be surprised if he agreed with exprimenting with his own soul tomake him more human

But yeah, mainly I just wanted to point out that monster souls are actually upsidedown hearts rather than the normal heart some have been drawing them as.

Though, now I’m wondering about Frisk’s soul when it turns yellow, ‘cause it becomes upsidedown and can shoot pellets, which could be asosiated with magic. Could Alphy’s device have tempraly modified frisk’s soul into one resembling a monster soul so that they could use magic? idk just a thought.

le-new-homestuck  asked:

Um hello! If you're still taking requests, do you have any ideas for a chestplate for a Mage of Mind in the Land of Truth and Tribes? I use Tomekind as a strife specibus, I'm interested in Harry Potter, Magic, I mean reading in general, I want to become an authour at some point in my life, I love writing sci-fi and I would call myself a nerd (like most everyone on this website). I'm sorry if that was not enough information, or if it was too much!!

Books are great!

So I’m gonna set you up with a chestplate that uses your favorite books and book characters to protect you!

The Living Bookplate (name in progress, hopefully something gets better as I write this) is a chestplate that brings to life a book character everytime you get hit by an attack. The character brought to life is MOSTLY random, and depends on what books were used to craft your chestplate.

Anyway, the character brought to life to fight for you is an origami version of themself folded out of pages from their respective books, and they fight withvarious attacks that they would’ve used in their book’s universe.

For instance, if Harry Potter showed up to protect you, he would have a variety of spells at his arsenal. Or if you alchemized your chestplate with the book version of homestuck (don’t recommend it, the final product would be too bulky) you might get John Egbert to show up and protect you with his hammer.

These origami warriors are also able to be commanded by you, allowing you to use them like your own personal militia, which can really change the tide of battle.

However, they do have some disadvantages. For instance, they’re made of paper, which really isn’t all that sturdy. One or two good hits will shred them, leaving you without your soldiers.

They’re also not all that smart, being more akin to golems with attributes of a character rather than actually being that character.

Still, having cannon fodder isn’t too bad.

Now for the looks of the chestplate, it looks like a bunch of books all arranged to look like a standard chestpiece, with the leather bindings on the outside and paper on the inside, as well as a battle skirt of book pages, containing your favorite moments in literature. It can fall apart after a couple dozen sword strikes, so be sure to have a spare on hand or at least a good book repair kit.

To make this, you need a Boxed Set of your Favorite Books, an Origami Instruction Manual, a Simple Leather Tunic, and a Golem Animation Scroll.

I hope this suits your needs!

~Weapons Master Blu

Should you fight Monsta X
  • Shownu: No. Here's the thing, you could fight him, but he's like 160 lbs of pure muscle. He probably wouldn't even fight back, he'd just realize what you were doing and put you in a headlock.
  • Minhyuk: Yes. You should fight Minhyuk absolutely, but realize it's going to be more like rolling around on the floor, snarling at each other. At some point you will realize that you two are cuddling, not fighting.
  • Kihyun: I want to say yes, but honestly, Kihyun will probably cry if you try to fight him, and then you'll have to deal with pissed off band members, and honestly, it's just not worth it. Leave Kihyun alone, ok.
  • Hyungwon: Fight Hyungwon. You will absolutely win, because he will be too busy trying to protect his face to actually fight back. Also, he has the physical coordination of a drunk 3 year old, so go easy on him, but take home that W.
  • Jooheon: No. I want to fight him, but the bottom line is he'll make that aeygo face and it'll all be over before it's even begun, so let me just save you some time now. Don't fight Jooheon. Don't even try it.
  • I.M: YES!! Fight Changkyun PLEASE. He's such a little shit, and he fights dirty, so be wary. You better win too, because if he beats you, you will literally never hear the end of it.

Kyle: ok so basically I was trying to reach for something off of his closet shelf in his room and when I pulled it down this half empty can of Mountain Dew came toppling down with it. And I’m pretty sure you can fill in just what happened after that. The thing that pisses me off the most about it, is that I feel like it’s some convoluted Cartman booby trap. Like he fucking planned it or something. So I threw on his XXXXXL plus sized jacket (that I am practically swimming in) because it’s cold as hell in his room.

Kyle:…I’ve taken notice to the majority of the asks in the box, along with previous posts where Cartman isn’t fulfilling his side of a bargain he seems to have made….

Kyle: and boy you’re gonna wanna stick around for this.


Adventuresinchemistry's Guide to Making Meaningful Connections with Professors (because let's face it you're going to need a letter of rec/reference at some point)

People always say to talk to your professors, but if you’re an introvert who has problems talking to authority figures like me, this can be difficult to do. So here’s a handy step-by-step guide for making connections with professors, because you’re gonna need three letters of rec for grad school, and you only have one research mentor…

1. Identify a class that you enjoy with a professor who you like (preferably in your department/field that you want to be in)

  • It’s not necessary that you like the class but it should be someone that you can see yourself chatting with, even if you don’t like the class

2. Either talk to them before or after class or send them an email to the effect of “I like your class and I am interested in learning more about [X], would you be willing to sit down with me and talk about it some time.”

  • [X] can be anything related to the class/field/their specific research interests. It can be technical if that’s your thing or just learning more about the field, either should work. 
  • A variant of this is “I am interesting in going to grad school/working in this area and I was wondering if you could tell me more about what that might entail.”
  • You can also skip this step and just go to office hours, although depending on the class this might not work because of the popularity/structure of office hours.

3. If they say yes (which is fairly likely because professors are people too and they love nothing more than talking about their interests/field and also mentoring students. And I’m convinced that half of them are bored during under utilized office hours anyways and like a break from their other work) go ahead and set up a meeting!

  • Setting up a meeting might just be stopping by during posted office hours, but do whatever works best for you

4. When you meet with them, they’ll probably tell you some stuff and then ask you about your plans for the future, what your interests are, and other general stuff like that. Maybe you’ll talk about class, maybe you’ll end up having a thirty minute conversation about bikes, but regardless, you have just successfully made a meaningful connection with a professor, who now knows you and what your interests are and you can talk to later about stuff like grad/professional school/industry jobs, finding a research position/mentor, what classes to take, getting a letter of recommendation, star trek, how you can never make the queer science lunches because their either conflict with your class schedule or are on the St. Paul campus, whatever really.

Basically, professors like it when you talk to them about stuff and once you do, they will remember you and they’ll become a great resource for you. Just have a conversation with them (which I know can be difficult; it took me the better part of three years to figure this out), and presto, you have someone to ask for a letter of rec or a reference. This can be really helpful if, like me, you have a majority of large lecture classes, where it can be hard to make a connection with a professor just from being in class.

So go forth! Talk to your professors! They’re probably not as scary as they want you to think they are (probably). Feel free to add anything that has worked for you!

anonymous asked:

Halbarry: 'I forgot my glasses and I can't see the whiteboard so ima just subtly copy your notes and oh you're drawing little hearts with my name in them well shit this is awkward.'

//high pitched screaming// 

So, I have this headcanon for Coffee Shop AU that Hal needed glasses at some point in his life?? And then afterwards that little headcanon kind of grabbed me and took me far, far away because this is a Thing that should be done tbh?? HAL WITH GLASSES? IT’S PRECIOUS?? 

  • He’s probably one of those guys who sits at the back, okay? It’s the main reason why he found out his eyesight was terrible, because he always sat at the back and he had horrible headaches because the letters were all blurry af so
  • And Barry sits like right next to him, and they probably don’t speak a lot, because Barry is either very shy or doesn’t like Hal very much because every time Hal tries to speak to him, Barry only stares at him for a long while, says something under his breath and then quickly turns away back to the board–Jordan is beginning to think it really is because the blond doesn’t like him very much, but fine, he can live with it. 
  • So he wears glasses 24/7, or at least he’s supposed to, but he doesn’t like them very much, and he forgets them everywhere, which means he just left them in his locker after sports and that sucks because he actually kind of likes this class and now he can’t do his goddamn notes 
  • Hal is panicking–he knows he won’t understand the topic if he doesn’t write whatever Miss Prince is saying, but he also can’t read anything in the goddamn board and there’s no way he can actually write as fast as Miss Prince is talking–he needs to do something and fast
  • The class is already underway so he knows he can’t change places with anyone–and damn he should’ve sat with Oliver to begin with this is a disaster he actually does like Miss Prince’s class Hal’s life is over
  • And then it hits him! Barry always takes notes! Barry is a Nerd (not that there’s anything wrong with that, but he just is) so Barry probably has the goddamn notes already halfway done and more organized than Hal’s could ever be! AND HE’S SITTING RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HIM SO LET’S DO THIS
  • Hal leans in, slowly, tries not to look to obvious, and takes a quick peek at the top of Barry’s notebook and then promptly falls on the floor with surprise because where he had expected to see notes about Miss Prince’s class all he can see is his name written over and over and over again with little hearts drawn all around them and oh god Barry likes him Barry doesn’t hate him Hal is going to have a heart attack
  • Barry takes him to the nurse after, because he hit his head pretty hard and Miss Prince made him do it, but then Hal asks him about the hearts and Barry is like two seconds away from running, until Hal grabs his arm and just smiles at him (winces, too, because it did hurt) and tells him he’s thankful that at least Barry doesn’t hate him
  • Hal does ask him on a date later, but that’s until his concussion is gone, of course
Let's Play Minecraft - Episode 198 - Mr. J
  • Geoff: You know what, Gavin. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna say something.
  • Gavin: Not like--
  • Ryan: He's gonna say something. Shut up.
  • Gavin: Go for it.
  • Geoff: I think... You're gonna be gay, at some point in your life.
  • Gavin: Why?
  • Geoff: I think you're gonna have a realization. You're gonna get in touch with yourself. You're gonna be a very proud and openly gay man.
  • Ryan: I feel like Gavin isn't the one you should be warning about this.
  • Gavin: If that's the way it goes, then I don't have a problem with it.
  • Geoff: I never said you did. I'm just saying I'm predicting it.
  • Gavin: Seems like it'll be fun.
  • Geoff: Yeah.
  • Gavin: You know, if I was into that.
  • Geoff: Think about it, if suddenly dicks were super exciting, then being gay would be the best thing ever.
  • Lil J: I think that'd be awesome.
  • Ryan: I think dicks are more accesible, right? Like they're easier to find.
  • Michael: Uh, what do you mean?
  • Gavin: They're just as abundant as vag-ah.
  • Michael: They're pretty equal.
  • Lil: Its not just abundance though, right, Ryan?
  • Geoff: You could probably hazard that maybe 50% of the world is--
  • Michael: Maybe dicks are easier to get to.
  • Ryan: That's my point, yeah.
  • Gavin: You mean easier access.
  • Ryan: Yeah, they're more readily...
  • Michael: You know, Gavin, though.
  • Ryan: Dudes are more promiscuous.
  • Michael: I don't know how I'd feel about you poking my dick, if you were 100% openly gay.
  • Geoff: I think what Ryan is getting at here is that he's a slut.
  • Gavin: Its the same finger.
  • Michael: Its the same thing, but not if you're getting hard from it. Then there's some sort of enjoyment going on that better not have been there before.
  • Gavin: We're having two very different conversations in this video. Look. I'd say, you've had my finger on your knob before, so even though the intention may be different, its still the same finger.
  • Michael: Yeah, but its not the same thing, though.
  • Gavin: HOW?
  • Lil J: Its all intention.
  • Geoff: What are you guys talking about?
  • Gavin: Well, Michael would be annoyed if I was gay and touched his penis like I do now.
  • Michael: Like if he was openly gay like you said he's gonna be gay one day, if he then fondled my penis, then I would say that's no go.
  • Ryan: That's going over the line.
  • Lil J: That's a no. That's no bueno.
  • Gavin: If Max Kruemcke gave you a little -diddle noise-, you would have a problem with it?
  • Geoff: I would be flattered.
  • Michael: No, but that's different.
  • Gavin: Why is it different?
  • Michael: Because there was no transition.
  • Gavin: What?
  • Ryan: You just don't want him to sneak up on you.
  • Michael: Gavin'll wake up and be like "I'm gay now. OH. I can't wait to poke Michael's penis."
  • Gavin: I just don't think I'd go for you. It would still be a friendly diddle.
  • Michael: I think you might!
  • Gavin: I don' t think I would. I don't think I would.
  • Michael: I think you would.
  • Jack: So, Gavin, what's your type?
  • Lil J: That's insulting.
  • Gavin: What? You mean if I was gay? Probably gay dudes.
  • Group: -all annoyed with gavin's answer-
  • Jack: That's not a type. That's a category.
  • Michael: That's men.
  • Lil J: Are we talkin' twinks, otters... What are we doing?
  • Michael: He's got the terminology. Its correct. Please. You definitely wouldn't be my type, Gavin.
  • Gavin: Why not?
  • Michael: You're way too hairy.
  • Gavin: Oh, you like them smooth.
  • Michael: Yeah. Pretty sure that would carry over to men.
  • Geoff: He likes them smooth.
  • Michael: Yeah. Real smooth.
  • Geoff: Michael's into twinks.
  • Michael: Uhm, well. See, but like Gavin is a twink. He's just a hairy twink.
  • Gavin: What's the name for that?
  • Lil J: Otter.
  • Gavin: Nah, I don't think I'd be into that, Michael. You're too angry.
  • Michael: Yeah?
  • Gavin: You'll yell at me a lot.
  • Michael: I would.
  • Lil J: 'You'll yell at me a lot.'
  • Geoff: You guys would not be a good couple.
  • Michael: Especially because I'm not gay. It would be really awkward couple.
  • Gavin: Geoff, what do you think about you and I? Do you think we would work?
  • Geoff: Do I think you and I would work?
  • Gavin: Yeah.
  • Geoff: Uuuuuuhhhhmmmm.
  • Lil J: Ooooh, not sounding good, Gavin.
  • Geoff: I dunno, I dunno.
  • Michael: I think the answer's no. You think I'm mean? I yell at you? Geoff would beat the shit out of you.
  • Lil J: He would make you feel like shit all the time.
  • Geoff: I'd be way more tender to him if I was alone.
  • Michael: He just breaks your stuff and fucks you over.
  • Gavin: He's kicked a few xboxes over.
  • Michael: He took your phone and smashed it on the ground.
  • Gavin: Well, he threw it in the air.
  • Michael: Where did it land?
  • Gavin: On the ground. But I feel like it wasn't slammed toward the ground, it was just an upward fling.
  • Geoff: Yeah, but all that was done with love.
  • Ryan: Yeah, you're saying that wasn't malicious. It was gravity.
  • Geoff: It wasn't malicious. It was delicious.
  • Michael: I feel like if you were both gay, you'd get that like ten times more. Along with physical violence.
  • Geoff: No, I'm sweet. I don't... yeah.
  • Ryan: I can't see him beating up Griffon, I feel like it goes the other way.
  • Geoff: The day I hit Griffon is the day I wake up in the hospital six weeks later.
  • Gavin: You would totally lose that fight.
  • Geoff: She would kick the shit out of me.
  • Ryan: Those chainsaw muscles don't play around.
  • Geoff: No. And now she's like working out at the gym, too. So she's like..
  • Michael: You don't need chainsaw muscles to slit someone's throat.

dollopheadsandclotpoles  asked:

You know how around Blue Adam sometimes goes into like Hardcore Henrietta mode where he's suddenly all 'Your mama didn't raise you right sir' when that guy said something about Blue's legs, or like in TRB when he was like 'my mama says if someone gives you a compliment you should accept it.' Like can you imagine the first time that happens around Ronan. Can't you just SEE Ronan like passing out

Holy shit YES. Because you know that Adam learned all these manners because he’s lived in Henrietta his whole life, and had been RAISED to live in Henrietta his whole life, so of course he would have that “good, southern, all american boy” attitude that’s so relatable to the natives. And then there’s RONAN, who has raised in this family that has been isolated and completely different from the rest of the area his whole life. He’s always been a Lynch, which is something completely different from “someone from the Henrietta area”. So he knows his family and friends. He knows Adam Parrish. He knows Henrietta. But when Adam and Henrietta combine???? It’s this completely different department and it puts his accent kink to shame okay?

Like, imagine that scene with Adam being all noble and masculine and standing up for Blue happening with Ronan??? Because we all know that Ronan can take care of himself (who would honestly want to mess with him without a death wish) but he defends himself by being completely venomous. So imagine Adam coming to his rescue with the all american boy attitude, saving Ronan from some guy who “doesn’t like punks” and Ronan was already gone but man is he a goner now. Cuz you can bet that NOBODY has ever “defended his honor” like that and treated him like something that is worth the gentleman treatment.

Ronan can’t decide how it’s even possible to fall further in love with Adam Parrish at that point, but he manages it.

427. Don't listen to the world
  • Harry: You were having a shit day already so the last thing you wanted was to turn on the radio to hear all about your relationship with Harry and how you'd never make it. The radio hosts even had the audacity to start a pool for how long you guys would make it. You turned the radio off and drove in silence before you called Harry to vent. "Kitten, let them make their bets, 'cause my moneys on us it'll always be on us."
  • Liam: "(Y/N) I know you don't want to hear this but we're worried. You're gonna get hurt." You hear different variations of this line daily. Everyone loves to think they know what's best for you, when really they don't have the slightest idea. It's easy to feel alone at times like this but Liam always reminds you you're not alone. "It's you and me babe. Us against the world."
  • Louis: If there's one thing that gets under your skin more than anything it's hearing about how you and Louis are too young to get married. Having people constantly doubt your relationship with Louis can really start to take its toll on you. So sometimes you just need a little pep talk to calm you down. "Let them say whatever they like, it's not gonna change the fact that I love you and I want nothing more than to make you my wife."
  • Niall: Its easy to have some low days, especially when you constantly have to hear about how you're not good enough to be with Niall. You try your best not to let it get to you but you're only human and when there are people dedicated to point out your every flaw you can get self conscious. "You're my princess. I don't care what anyone thinks, you're everything to me."
  • Zayn: Your parents are convinced that your relationship with Zayn is just a phase, something you'll grow out of. You love them but when they start nagging on Zayn you take it personally. You've never fought with your parents until you overheard them talking about how Zayn wasn't good enough. "Don't pretend like you know him because you don't! He's not a phase, he's the love of my life and if you can't accept him than you can't accept me."