at least you're still pretty show!

The difference between Rick and Morty Fans and “Fans”

Person: Oh hey do you watch Rick and Morty?

Fan: Yeah, I do. It’s pretty cool, I enjoy it!

“Fan”: <ahem> yes, I do. Such a smart show. You have to have an IQ of at LEAST 200 to understand every nuanced joke and reference. That’s why I watch it. Because I’m so god damn fucking smart. Don’t even TALK to me if you don’t drop a reference to the show at some point. Also, Pickle Rick is the best episode. My first episode I watched. COMEDY AT ITS PIQUE. Women writers wrote the worst episodes though.

Person and Fan: wtf stop

anonymous asked:

what if less more less problems is actually a super cute girl who has a crush on you and would show you her armpits any day but you're just being a tsundere about it? This could be your change at your own romantic comedy anime series.

But then if I actually get the girl too early I’d lose sales.

What the plan is should be me being completely oblivious and dense until 3 years later and then pick the girl while shitting on every other character because the author can’t write a good fucking ending even if the side characters weren’t as good as the main girl but were still pretty good or at least decent

Originally posted by bokumetsu

Let's Go Home...
  • Every other character in every other anime and/or manga: Let's go home...
  • Hide: No, stop! That is my line! Only I am aloud to make fangirls cry over it! It's mine I say! MINE!
  • Kaneki: You can't clam it, it's a pretty generic line. Other shows are still gonna use it. At least you're the only one in this fandom who-
  • Ayato: *to Hinami* Let's go home.
  • Hide: God dammit!
Everyday Drabble - September 10th, 2016 - 6:47pm
  • Judy: *walking out of the grocery store with a cart full of bags* Thanks for coming grocery shopping with me, Nick.
  • Nick: *shrugs* You're welcome, Carrots. Figured it was the least I could do since I eat up most of your food anyway... But your place is closer to ZPD HQ anyway.
  • Judy: *laughs* True. By the way, did you check into that new apartment opening up for rent in my building? If you lived there, you wouldn't have to eat up all my food.
  • Nick: Yeah, your landlord was a little hesitant about letting me have it. Probably because I'm a predator... But once I showed her your recommendation and my badge, she was all "Oooomg anything for you!"
  • Judy: Yeah sorry... It's still pretty new that preds and prey can be near each other after the whole Nighthowler case.
  • Nick: I understand. Everybody was pretty freaked.
  • Judy: *smiles and elbows him* But WE solved the case.
  • Nick: *smirks* Yes WE did.
  • Judy: *putting the groceries in the squad car* So, what movie are we watching tonight?
  • Nick: *puts the cart away and comes back* I was thinking either "Night of the Living Sofa" or "The Wererabbit."
  • Judy: *gets in the car*What is it with you and poorly made horror movies?
  • Nick: *slides in the passenger seat, smirks* I like to laugh at the bad graphics.
  • Judy: *rolls her eyes playfully* Of course you do.