at least i've tried i know how horrible it is :d

savedfile  asked:

Hi! I love your fics and I've had this idea simmering in my head for a while "High School AU where a teacher collects phones and when the students leave the 2 students always mix them up by mistake". Thanks!

i tried my best! here’s stiles and derek being pining goobers with poor, long-suffering bff scott and protective!erica! :D

“Dude, this has to stop,” Scott sighs as Stiles pulls an all-too-familiar phone out of his pocket. “This is, like, the fifth time you’ve done this in the past two weeks!”

“But Scott!” Stiles whines as he all but caresses the phone in his hands. “Derek Hale wouldn’t even give me the time of day otherwise!”

Stiles,” Scott groans, plopping himself down on the couch in the Stilinski living room. “You’ve been ‘accidentally’ mixing up your phones after Ms. Jefferson confiscates them during class for a month now. Either Derek’s purposefully letting you get away with it because he’s hopelessly smitten with you or he’s dumber than a freaking rock.”

“Señor Castellano says he’s the smartest student in our grade’s Spanish class,” Stiles protests, a little offended on Derek’s behalf.

“Yeah, and you get almost straight As, but that doesn’t mean you’re not being a complete idiot about this,” Scott says.

“Hey!” Stiles squawks, a little offended on his own behalf this time. “I’m being realistic, okay? And the reality of this situation is that Derek Hale wouldn’t even know I exist if I didn’t steal his phone on a regular basis.”

“Hey, that’s my best friend you’re talking about,” Scott says, his expression mock-serious.

“Oh, shut up. You’re biased,” Stiles whines.

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Comments and Notes on ‘Lost’ and associated comics

Finally made a full compilation of all the relevant comments and replies I’ve made on @maxladcomics  ‘s Lost comics and all others associated with it. This is mostly for my own reference, however, I’ve been told people found these notes interesting and helped them understand the plot further, so feel free to give them a read :D

Please note this is the cut down version and it will be updated as I gather more comments later on. Be warned this is VERY long.

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anonymous asked:

That last post got me thinking that this disconnect showed very clearly in the beginning of the season (can't remember the name). Cas says he's going backstage to distract Lucifer like that's not suicidal at all and Dean calls him on it with help from Sam. Cas is so ready to jump on any grenade that he will invent some if there aren't any around and Dean is developing an ulcer and high bloodpressure trying to stop him. Dean is starting to really understand that CAS IS NEVER OK, EVER.

HAAAAAAAaaaaaaaoh gosh. Yeah, back in 12.07 (It’s called Rock Never Dies, in case you were still trying to remember :D), they were all at a pretty horrible place about what it might take to stop Lucifer. But Cas specifically felt responsible for that mess. He was the one who said yes and essentially bought Lucifer his ticket out of the cage in the first place. He’s willing to do anything to put that mistake to rights, even if he dies trying… It’s not a great mental place to be in.

But as of 12.08, as far as he knows, Lucifer IS back in the cage. That WAS a win, for all of them (well, as far as everyone aside from Crowley knows…)

And the nephilim existing at all is a direct result of Cas having freed Lucifer as well. He made it possible for Lucifer to have been free to make the nephilim in the first place.

And he’s seen pretty directly how that’s affected (read: ruined) Kelly’s life. She had it pretty good, working in the White House, in love with the President, talking about maybe having a family with him someday… And now she’s been on the run, guarded by a demon, carrying Lucifer’s baby. None of which she asked for. She was driven to kill herself over all of this, and it’s not likely she’ll survive the birth of the baby anyway.

And now she’s lost everything, and has become just one more thing Cas feels responsible for ruining.

The up side of all of this? I really do think Dean understands all of this. He just needs better words than, “we’ll find a better way.”

The words he needs are “I understand, it’s not your fault, we’ll fix this together, because I love you too, dumbass.”

And then they can go out for pancakes.

anonymous asked:

Hi! Awesome new rec page you got up :D firstly, know of any new sterek stiles pack mom fics? It seems like I've read them all or that theyre slowing all becoming the same. Any new recs/any fics worth a reread?

Hi there! Behold your dear Angsty Wolf (with some help from Fluffy). We tried to take this from a different angle, since you’ve read so many of these fics before: I picked some of our absolute favorites, and fics that focused on Stiles being not just an obvious “mom” (i.e. “Scott, use your manners for fuck’s sake”), but Stiles being the glue that holds the pack together and takes care of them emotionally. So here goes! 

The Sum of Its Parts (SERIES) by KouriArashi

Word Count: 685,283 (TOTAL—but ongoing…)

Rating: Mature

Summary (According to Angsty, as each part has a different summary): Stiles becomes pack alpha, is a BAMF, and takes care of everybody no matter what. This is probably my favorite collection of Teen Wolf fics of ALL TIME (which means I will be writing a special post for it soon enough), and it is definitely worth reading from start to the latest chapters (which are being posted weekly). Don’t freak out from the word count—just read. You won’t regret it.  

Divided We Stand also by KouriArashi

Word Count: 156,742

Rating: Mature

Angsty says: Can’t you tell I’m a fan of this author?? This isn’t typical pack mom Stiles, because the Hale family is alive and there is a literal pack mom already, but Stiles ends up taking care of the family anyways, as only Stiles can. 

Summary: Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn’t expect and aren’t sure they approve of….

When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear by owlpostagain

Word Count: 7,817

Rating: Teen

Angsty says: Ohhhhh this fic is full of sweet heartache. Stiles knows exactly how to handle each pack member. Especially Derek. 

Summary: There are some salvageable things though. A virtually untouched heavy slate sign that says, engraved in an ornate script that confirms at least one person in the Hale family had a sense of humor (Stiles has a horrible suspicion it might have been Peter), When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear.

some nights by Hymn

Word Count: 5,089

Rating: General Audiences

Angsty says: Stiles is a mom in the most hilarious way possible. His lines are seriously the best. 

Summary: Derek pisses Stiles off, and Stiles issues an “open-door policy” for the teenaged werewolves in his life. (Which is, really, more of an open-window policy, because seriously: werewolves) After that it is, like, all werewolf all the time.

Here’s My Hand if You’ll Take It (I Can Be That Part of You) by Vendelin

Word Count: 10,740

Rating: Explicit

Angsty says: I loved this because it takes all of your typical mom stereotypes and throws them in your face. Or Stiles’s face, as the case may be. 

Summary: When Stiles is away at college, he realises that he’s in love with Derek. He also realises that he doesn’t exactly have the qualities an alpha needs in a mate. Boyfriend. Whatever. So he decides to change, with a little help from Martha Stewart. It’s just that Stiles isn’t all that great when it comes to tending to the betas, baking or cleaning. But maybe he doesn’t have to be.

Tell Us How You Really Feel by brisingrdraumar

Word Count: 6,391

Rating: Teen

Angsty says: This has great pack dynamics and over-protectiveness. Very sweet discussion of Stiles’s role in the pack. 

Summary: Some of the packmates are confused about a human’s place with them…i.e. that one time when Erica, Jackson, and Boyd are severely mistaken, Isaac’s a BAMF (and also a comedian), Scott keeps the Bro Code, and big daddy Derek teaches a lesson.

OH MY STEREK THERE ARE JUST SO MANY AHHHHHHHHHH. Hope you enjoy those though! :) 

For those who haven’t read packmom!Stiles fic before, you can also check out these fics:

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves by owlpostagain

Word Count: 35,197

Rating: Teen

Summary: “At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.” 



“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly. 



Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding: 



DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

Pack Mom by one_windiga

Word Count: 5,367

Rating: Explicit

Summary:‘“It’s just a sandwich,” Isaac mumbled around the food in his mouth, crunching a little between words. Derek firmly believed there was no such thing as ‘just’ anything where Stiles was concerned.’

Stiles begins to take on the role of the Pack Mom. Derek is confused and upset.

Stiles fails at pack mom (SERIES) by waitingtobewritten

Word Count: 4,867 (TOTAL)

Rating: Mature through Explicit

Summary: Depends on which fic, but they generally go “Stiles forgets ___ and the pack flips,” which honestly sounds pretty cute. 

I howled at the moon with friends by Cassidy_Doris

Word Count: 37,213

Rating: Mature

Summary: The pack is pretty official. Legit. Real. But it’s their senior year and they’re all about to take off for college and face their toughest challenge yet. Staying together.

Stilinski-Hale Family (SERIES) by castiel52 (aka Kristy_Stilinski-Hale)

Word Count: 15,884 (TOTAL)

Rating: Teen through Mature

NOTE: Mpreg

Summary: After everything that has happened during the alpha pack debacle, Erica and Boyd’s death, Derek and Stiles rebuilds the Hale Pack, a new family, together.
Post-season 2.

Can’t Sleep by TylerM

Word Count: 3,210

Rating: General Audiences

Summary: When Isaac is woken up from a night terror that he can’t get back to sleep from he seeks comfort from the two people he needs to know are okay.

The only problem is he is too scared to actually ask for it.

Sterek relationship. Everyone is pack. Pack mom Stiles to the rescue.

As Anon said, there are a TON of these fics out there. This is really a super-small sampling. We’ll probably return to packmom!Stiles again. 

Enjoy the tears (for some of these, tears of joy),

Angsty Wolf