at least i've tried i know how horrible it is :d

jet-playin  asked:

Hi! Do you know of any fics where Harry and Draco are both Aurors and have to work together? I've read quite a few but haven't come across one in a while. Either permanently partners or firced together for a single case, both work for me. (Note: I have read everything by l0vegl0wsinthedark so, much as I love reading and rereading What Real Thing, I figured it would better to warn you :D Thank you so much for all of your recs, they are so, unspeakably helpful! :)

(Thank you @celticrose1989​ and @awesomesauceuniverse​ for the requests!! I decided to combine these, since fics in which only Draco is an auror/cursebreaker are pretty rare. I was planning to also combine this with a request for just Auror!Harry (with miscellaneous Draco) to make a giant Auror Drarry list, but it ended up being ridiculously long, so that one will come later this weekend! This one is already super long as-is, so I’ve tried to limit my commentary to 2-3 lines. Let it be known that it was very difficult, hahaha.)

Auror/Cursebreaker Partner Drarry Recs

What Real Thing? by loveglowsinthedark / @l0vegl0wsinthedark (13K)- They don’t cuddle, they don’t talk about their relationship (or lack thereof) and they certainly never fall asleep in each other’s arms.
I know you’ve already read it, but you can’t expect me to just not include this amazing sexy pining fluffy piece of wonderfulness in my auror rec list!!! It includes the BEST AIRPORT SCENE (not at an airport) EVER.

Higher and Higher (Temptation) by birdsofshore (28.5K)- Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint… and Draco’s no saint.
THIS FIC!! EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED. I STILL REMEMBER CLICKING ON IT AND NEARLY ORGASMING RIGHT THERE and it totally does its description justice! Technically Draco is a cursebreaker here.

Two Weeks by shiftylinguini / @shiftylinguini (22K)- If Harry had to guess which out of he or his Auror Partner, and tentative new friend, Draco Malfoy, would turn out to have Veela ancestry, his answer would be: neither, because that is ridiculous. Finding out the answer is actually him, and that his Veela heritage is wreaking havoc on his ability to work, sleep, and above all be in the same room as Malfoy, is a surprise to say the least. But this is fine. Harry’s been through worse, and he can just sit this one out, regardless of how much his body is screaming for the one person he doesn’t want to ask for help. Can’t he?
WONDERFUL FABULOUS YES TIMES 96382!! Veela!Harry but like, read it even if that’s not usually your thing. GREAT pining!!! Phone sex. P H O N E S E X.

Lift Your Open Hand by firethesound / @firethesound (19K)- With Draco Malfoy as his assigned partner for the next six weeks of Auror training, Harry had been prepared for things to go poorly. But getting themselves accidentally bonded to each other in the first twenty minutes of their very first assignment seemed going above and beyond, even for them.
What could you possibly need that isn’t in this fic? Includes bonding, domesticity, bed sharing, and Nicolas Cage. Perfection <3

Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by tessacrowley / @tessacrowley (10K)- Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he’s wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can’t.
One of the first fics I read and STILL one of the hottest! The sex is amazing, as is the fact that Draco wears (surprisingly practical!) heels and women’s clothing in general I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Highlands by Seefin / @seefin (16K)- The tent was a joke, that was basically the only explanation he could come up with as to why the Aurors would send he and Draco on a several-month mission with only their most basic model. Once, when Harry had been on one of the big ones, the kind of mission where there was a little Auror camp out in the wilderness, twenty or so tents all pitched practically on top of each other, he had slept in one with two stories. Actually it was more of a mezzanine level, but still. Their current one didn’t even have a fucking toilet. And if Harry were allowed to communicate with anyone other than Draco then he would definitely be lodging an official complaint right about now.
This fic is so sweet and slow (despite being only 16K, idk how she does it!). I love the development of their relationship, and being forced into close quarters is especially w o n d e r f u l.

Little Talks by femmequixotic and noeon / @femmequixotic and @noeeon (11.5K)- Draco’s been shagging the Head Auror for months now, and he’s sure it’s just a fling. Until Harry asks him to a Quidditch match, that is, and things go horribly wrong.
AAAH THE SEX. Also the adorableness! And the whatthefuckishappening a real DATE??? But THE SEX! And the fluff! Sorry I’m incoherent, just READ IT!

Something More by thusspakekate (9K)- After a night of heavy drinking, Harry Potter has a love bite the size of Wales on his neck and an unsigned note from the man who gave it to him in his pocket. The only problem? He can’t quite remember who he brought home with him the night before. And what’s got Draco Malfoy in such a strop?
OMG pining in this one like crazy. It’s obvious why from the summary, right?? Yeah? Just….you’re already feeling the angst, I know it, just read it and let it be resolved <3

One Big Misunderstanding by agentmoppet / @agentmoppet (7K)- Draco will be the first to admit that his choices aren’t particularly clever, especially when they involve Potter, but this has to be the worst one yet.
OH, DRACO. Poor baby sends Harry and Blaise off on a date together and then becomes a jealous wreck and it’s beautiful.

You Send Me (Honest You Do) by firethesound (37K)- As far as potion accidents go in general, and deaging incidents go in particular, Draco knew this could have been so much worse. Harry only lost about ten years, and all his memories are still intact. But the sight of him looking as if he’s stepped straight out of Draco’s Hogwarts memories has dredged up a whole mess of complicated feelings Draco thought he’d buried years ago, and Draco really doesn’t know what to do with any of it.
This is a GREAT use of the deaging trope (without being at all creepy btw, so don’t worry!), and Harry has tattoooooos!! Also more pining pining pining <3 And great writing as always from this amazing author.

Tales from the Special Branch Series by femmequixotic (304K so far)- When Gavin Robards asks him to form Special Branch seven-four-alpha, Harry Potter knows they’ll have to work outside the confines of the law–even though they are the law.
Are you tired of me reccing this series yet? TOO BAD I’LL NEVER STOP MUAHAHA. This list just wouldn’t be complete without it! Who could ever tire of Draco fucking Harry, his senior officer???? NOT ME!!

All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound (150K)- Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
Another fic I’ve recced over and over because IT’S THE QUINTESSENTIAL BEST EVER CLASSIC AUROR PARTNER FIC IN MY OPINION so it literally cannot be missing from this list.

It’s the Love of the Chase (That Created the Ride) by lumosed_quill (14K)- Draco and Harry are new Auror partners. It’s a bit dull. Until they finally see some spell action and things get a lot more interesting (in Draco’s pants).
Basically adrenalin rushes from cases make Harry and Draco crave sex and it’s amazing 

One Harry Potter Please (If Possible, Seduced and Ready) by faithwood (62K)- All Draco wants is Harry Potter’s friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures.
So nearly all long-term-auror-partner fics have flangst because how could they not?? But this one stands out to me as being the FLANGSTIEST (this is a word now) EVER. Like an adorable idiot, Draco impersonates Harry’s secret admirer.

The Kaleidoscope Charm, or 50 Shades of Rainbow Magic by Omi_Ohmy (27K)- Getting Draco Malfoy as a boss was not the worst thing that happened to Harry; getting a crush on him was.
Auror!Harry is assigned to work with Draco (of the Curse and Lock Breaking Dept). Also he owns a giant angel statue that looks just like him. ;D

Like Diamonds We Are Cut With Our Own Dust by raitala (11K)- Draco has borne the mark of the Dark Lord for over ten years. It is familiar to him, but he pays the price for it every day, and Harry has noticed.
This fic is just so cool. It’s based on “that picture” by alekina, which I coincidentally reblogged just yesterday and is amazing and HARRY REMOVES DRACO’S DARK MARK YEP

Whoo Knew? by oceaxe (19K)- Despite having had a crush on his Auror partner for years, Draco’s been biding his time and waiting for the perfect opportunity to make his case. But when Harry subscribes to a new wizarding personals service, Draco gets a wake-up call. With new each message that arrives for Harry from a hopeful suitor, it becomes more and more clear that the time to act has arrived.

savedfile  asked:

Hi! I love your fics and I've had this idea simmering in my head for a while "High School AU where a teacher collects phones and when the students leave the 2 students always mix them up by mistake". Thanks!

i tried my best! here’s stiles and derek being pining goobers with poor, long-suffering bff scott and protective!erica! :D

“Dude, this has to stop,” Scott sighs as Stiles pulls an all-too-familiar phone out of his pocket. “This is, like, the fifth time you’ve done this in the past two weeks!”

“But Scott!” Stiles whines as he all but caresses the phone in his hands. “Derek Hale wouldn’t even give me the time of day otherwise!”

Stiles,” Scott groans, plopping himself down on the couch in the Stilinski living room. “You’ve been ‘accidentally’ mixing up your phones after Ms. Jefferson confiscates them during class for a month now. Either Derek’s purposefully letting you get away with it because he’s hopelessly smitten with you or he’s dumber than a freaking rock.”

“Señor Castellano says he’s the smartest student in our grade’s Spanish class,” Stiles protests, a little offended on Derek’s behalf.

“Yeah, and you get almost straight As, but that doesn’t mean you’re not being a complete idiot about this,” Scott says.

“Hey!” Stiles squawks, a little offended on his own behalf this time. “I’m being realistic, okay? And the reality of this situation is that Derek Hale wouldn’t even know I exist if I didn’t steal his phone on a regular basis.”

“Hey, that’s my best friend you’re talking about,” Scott says, his expression mock-serious.

“Oh, shut up. You’re biased,” Stiles whines.

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Comments and Notes on ‘Lost’ and associated comics

Finally made a full compilation of all the relevant comments and replies I’ve made on @maxladcomics  ‘s Lost comics and all others associated with it. This is mostly for my own reference, however, I’ve been told people found these notes interesting and helped them understand the plot further, so feel free to give them a read :D

Please note this is the cut down version and it will be updated as I gather more comments later on. Be warned this is VERY long.

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anonymous asked:

That last post got me thinking that this disconnect showed very clearly in the beginning of the season (can't remember the name). Cas says he's going backstage to distract Lucifer like that's not suicidal at all and Dean calls him on it with help from Sam. Cas is so ready to jump on any grenade that he will invent some if there aren't any around and Dean is developing an ulcer and high bloodpressure trying to stop him. Dean is starting to really understand that CAS IS NEVER OK, EVER.

HAAAAAAAaaaaaaaoh gosh. Yeah, back in 12.07 (It’s called Rock Never Dies, in case you were still trying to remember :D), they were all at a pretty horrible place about what it might take to stop Lucifer. But Cas specifically felt responsible for that mess. He was the one who said yes and essentially bought Lucifer his ticket out of the cage in the first place. He’s willing to do anything to put that mistake to rights, even if he dies trying… It’s not a great mental place to be in.

But as of 12.08, as far as he knows, Lucifer IS back in the cage. That WAS a win, for all of them (well, as far as everyone aside from Crowley knows…)

And the nephilim existing at all is a direct result of Cas having freed Lucifer as well. He made it possible for Lucifer to have been free to make the nephilim in the first place.

And he’s seen pretty directly how that’s affected (read: ruined) Kelly’s life. She had it pretty good, working in the White House, in love with the President, talking about maybe having a family with him someday… And now she’s been on the run, guarded by a demon, carrying Lucifer’s baby. None of which she asked for. She was driven to kill herself over all of this, and it’s not likely she’ll survive the birth of the baby anyway.

And now she’s lost everything, and has become just one more thing Cas feels responsible for ruining.

The up side of all of this? I really do think Dean understands all of this. He just needs better words than, “we’ll find a better way.”

The words he needs are “I understand, it’s not your fault, we’ll fix this together, because I love you too, dumbass.”

And then they can go out for pancakes.

anonymous asked:

Hi! Awesome new rec page you got up :D firstly, know of any new sterek stiles pack mom fics? It seems like I've read them all or that theyre slowing all becoming the same. Any new recs/any fics worth a reread?

Hi there! Behold your dear Angsty Wolf (with some help from Fluffy). We tried to take this from a different angle, since you’ve read so many of these fics before: I picked some of our absolute favorites, and fics that focused on Stiles being not just an obvious “mom” (i.e. “Scott, use your manners for fuck’s sake”), but Stiles being the glue that holds the pack together and takes care of them emotionally. So here goes! 

The Sum of Its Parts (SERIES) by KouriArashi

Word Count: 685,283 (TOTAL—but ongoing…)

Rating: Mature

Summary (According to Angsty, as each part has a different summary): Stiles becomes pack alpha, is a BAMF, and takes care of everybody no matter what. This is probably my favorite collection of Teen Wolf fics of ALL TIME (which means I will be writing a special post for it soon enough), and it is definitely worth reading from start to the latest chapters (which are being posted weekly). Don’t freak out from the word count—just read. You won’t regret it.  

Divided We Stand also by KouriArashi

Word Count: 156,742

Rating: Mature

Angsty says: Can’t you tell I’m a fan of this author?? This isn’t typical pack mom Stiles, because the Hale family is alive and there is a literal pack mom already, but Stiles ends up taking care of the family anyways, as only Stiles can. 

Summary: Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn’t expect and aren’t sure they approve of….

When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear by owlpostagain

Word Count: 7,817

Rating: Teen

Angsty says: Ohhhhh this fic is full of sweet heartache. Stiles knows exactly how to handle each pack member. Especially Derek. 

Summary: There are some salvageable things though. A virtually untouched heavy slate sign that says, engraved in an ornate script that confirms at least one person in the Hale family had a sense of humor (Stiles has a horrible suspicion it might have been Peter), When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear.

some nights by Hymn

Word Count: 5,089

Rating: General Audiences

Angsty says: Stiles is a mom in the most hilarious way possible. His lines are seriously the best. 

Summary: Derek pisses Stiles off, and Stiles issues an “open-door policy” for the teenaged werewolves in his life. (Which is, really, more of an open-window policy, because seriously: werewolves) After that it is, like, all werewolf all the time.

Here’s My Hand if You’ll Take It (I Can Be That Part of You) by Vendelin

Word Count: 10,740

Rating: Explicit

Angsty says: I loved this because it takes all of your typical mom stereotypes and throws them in your face. Or Stiles’s face, as the case may be. 

Summary: When Stiles is away at college, he realises that he’s in love with Derek. He also realises that he doesn’t exactly have the qualities an alpha needs in a mate. Boyfriend. Whatever. So he decides to change, with a little help from Martha Stewart. It’s just that Stiles isn’t all that great when it comes to tending to the betas, baking or cleaning. But maybe he doesn’t have to be.

Tell Us How You Really Feel by brisingrdraumar

Word Count: 6,391

Rating: Teen

Angsty says: This has great pack dynamics and over-protectiveness. Very sweet discussion of Stiles’s role in the pack. 

Summary: Some of the packmates are confused about a human’s place with them…i.e. that one time when Erica, Jackson, and Boyd are severely mistaken, Isaac’s a BAMF (and also a comedian), Scott keeps the Bro Code, and big daddy Derek teaches a lesson.

OH MY STEREK THERE ARE JUST SO MANY AHHHHHHHHHH. Hope you enjoy those though! :) 

For those who haven’t read packmom!Stiles fic before, you can also check out these fics:

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves by owlpostagain

Word Count: 35,197

Rating: Teen

Summary: “At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.” 

“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly. 

Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding: 

DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

Pack Mom by one_windiga

Word Count: 5,367

Rating: Explicit

Summary:‘“It’s just a sandwich,” Isaac mumbled around the food in his mouth, crunching a little between words. Derek firmly believed there was no such thing as ‘just’ anything where Stiles was concerned.’

Stiles begins to take on the role of the Pack Mom. Derek is confused and upset.

Stiles fails at pack mom (SERIES) by waitingtobewritten

Word Count: 4,867 (TOTAL)

Rating: Mature through Explicit

Summary: Depends on which fic, but they generally go “Stiles forgets ___ and the pack flips,” which honestly sounds pretty cute. 

I howled at the moon with friends by Cassidy_Doris

Word Count: 37,213

Rating: Mature

Summary: The pack is pretty official. Legit. Real. But it’s their senior year and they’re all about to take off for college and face their toughest challenge yet. Staying together.

Stilinski-Hale Family (SERIES) by castiel52 (aka Kristy_Stilinski-Hale)

Word Count: 15,884 (TOTAL)

Rating: Teen through Mature

NOTE: Mpreg

Summary: After everything that has happened during the alpha pack debacle, Erica and Boyd’s death, Derek and Stiles rebuilds the Hale Pack, a new family, together.
Post-season 2.

Can’t Sleep by TylerM

Word Count: 3,210

Rating: General Audiences

Summary: When Isaac is woken up from a night terror that he can’t get back to sleep from he seeks comfort from the two people he needs to know are okay.

The only problem is he is too scared to actually ask for it.

Sterek relationship. Everyone is pack. Pack mom Stiles to the rescue.

As Anon said, there are a TON of these fics out there. This is really a super-small sampling. We’ll probably return to packmom!Stiles again. 

Enjoy the tears (for some of these, tears of joy),

Angsty Wolf

The stars don't even matter

Title is from the song Black & Gold by Sam Sparro, it’s super fitting and i realize that

Gen; warnings for blood and violence, injury, and a child being distressed. 

Dick Grayson has been de-aged, or maybe it’s a time-travel sort of mess, but that’s the problem, no one knows and Dick’s having a crisis. Thank heavens he has siblings, right?

original prompt from fourofthem: "ok ok ok deaged and/or blast from the past dick grayson meeting all the modern batlosers and being ok first of all i’m not memorizing your names all the boys are cindy all the girls are fred second of all bruce baby you can’t collect orphans third of all you’re all so grumpy lighten up you butts (also angst and everyone finding out that he wasn’t actually all happy sunshine rainbows the end)“

expect little plot, and lots of character stuff bc that’s how i am


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