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Some Undertale Headcanons

I figured I’d post these and contribute something to this fandom. Some of these are from my brain and others were influenced by other posts or fan fics. Anyway these are a few of my headcanons for various undertale characters x reader.

Papyrus

-he’s actually pretty good at cooking spaghetti and when he cooks for you on a date he makes the spaghetti from scratch and it’s delicious.

-he always plans something really fun for a date and even if some of his ideas are a little childish or strange you always end up having a blast 

-he makes you shirts for your dates (like his “cool dude” shirt) that are very cute and while you were originally a bit embarrassed about wearing them you eventually end up wearing them all the time because they’re comfy and he always looks so happy when you wear them.

-in terms of intimacy he really wants to make you feel good and to make sure you’re comfortable. He spends a lot of time learning what he should do and then has a long conversation with you about what you like and what you need to make sure he does everything perfectly

Sans

-he flirts with you through his puns and enjoys saying really cute things that make you blush

-however he gets flustered VERY easily and just the smallest of sweet comments will make him go very blue and he’ll spend the next hour at Grillby’s underneath his hood blushing furiously because he can’t stop thinking about you

-once he realizes you’re flirting with him he has no idea how to handle it starts to act really nervous around you until you finally drag him to Grillby’s on a date because every time you’ve asked him out he’s just cracked jokes because he doesn’t know how to deal with his emotions

-the first time you kiss him he practically passes out

-He regularly tells you that you are the best thing to ever happen to him

W. D. Gaster

-the first time he rips through the void to see you it absolutely terrifies you and while you can see signs of his presence for the next few weeks (like late night dishes being clean in the morning and revisions on your essays) he doesn’t try to contact you again

-you start leaving him notes and cups of tea when you go to bed

-you still have to call out to him to get him to finally materialize which he is very scared to do because he doesn’t want to frighten you again

-he loves to talk to you about science and his eyes just light up when he gets going, even if you don’t understand what he’s talking about you still love when he talks about science stuff with you

-when he gets flustered he gets gloopy and starts to speak in wingdings until he calms down

-he thinks you are incredibly beautiful and doesn’t understand why you would like a messed up monster like him

-it takes forever for him to be comfortable with letting you get close to him physically, eventually he lets you get close to him and you start having cuddle sessions with him 

-because he can influence the form of his body he is the best. cuddler. ever.

Grillby

-very easily flustered and its super noticeable since he goes bright blue and you have almost too much fun making him blush

-he is very skilled at healing magic and when you fall victim to your own clumsiness he patches you up

-and lectures you on being more careful

-which you both know will have zero affect on your future actions

-his chuckle is the sound of a fire crackling

-however when he really laughs its a loud bellowing laugh as well as the crackling but to laugh like that he has to open his mouth which he rarely does as it looks quite monsterish and he’s super self-concious about it

-one day when hanging out at his place you tell a joke that makes him laugh very hard and its the first time you actually see his mouth, you think it is the coolest thing ever.

-he, however, is mortified and locks himself in the bathroom for half an hour while you call through the door to try and get him to come out, eventually when he realizes you haven’t run away he comes out blushing and the bathroom is filled with steam - which is his form of crying - and you reassure him that you aren’t afraid

-his biggest fear is that you will find something about him terrifying and it will scare you away

-he is incredibly worried about burning you so it takes a long time to get him comfortable with being physical with you

-he is also nervous about you being around any open flame, even a candle, which is mostly because burns are the one thing he can’t heal

Mettaton

-as flirty as he is, he doesn’t actually know much about relationships and is very nervous when he finds himself falling for you

-he doesn’t blush, but when he overheats his fans start whirring and the sound is very noticeable when its quiet, he also happens to be very embarrassed about it

-he doesn’t know how to handle it when you ask him about why his fans are always running and he begs Alphys to make them quieter which she says she can’t so the next time you fluster him he turns the fans off which causes him to get way too hot and glitchy and he eventually has to force shut down which terrifies you

-you take him to Alphys who figures out what happened rather quickly and when she gets his systems back online she yells at him for turning off his fans just because he likes you so much that he gets very flustered around you very fast and that’s how you find out he has a crush on you

-he loves to get you gifts but he really just wants to do what will make you happy, and if that’s movie night then that’s what you do

-that being said when he can get you out in public he does because he just adores showing you off to the world

-he marvels at your body, your softness, your curves, and he regularly tells you how beautiful you are

-he’s incredibly gentle and in terms of intimacy he is very vocal, asking you just what you want and he picks up on what you like an don’t like very quickly

Seeing all this stuff about the Alex Tizon discourse is making me wanna throw up. 

Listen. What they did? It’s slavery. We know. We get it.  But it’s not your slavery, it is a product of the broken system which we have been mired in, one which America has been directly complicit in. It’s an unfortunate case, horrifying, not entirely unexpected, but not exactly the norm. The issue here is that foreigners are trying to put words in our mouth and making this discussion about them instead of letting Filipinos process this and have a proper conversation about it without them shutting us down and screaming BUT SLAVERY!!! APOLOGISTS!!! not only that but they’re deliberately misunderstanding our language and honorifics, they are making things out to be something they’re not.

The system is broken. Any Filipino can tell you that. Yelling at us isn’t going to fix it unless you can somehow fix an entire culture with a press of a button and magically remove 400 years of colonialism and oppression, both by foreigners and fellow Filipinos, which has directly contributed to how desperate and helpless our people have become. It just doesn’t work that way.

But what really pisses me off about this? It’s because we’ve already been silenced before. We have been colonized, mistreated, our culture erased and labeled as inferior, our country gutted for resources and labor and this is still happening, just now its happening on more socially acceptable terms. 

Context and the underlying culture does matter, especially when our culture has already been so abused and erased that we have no idea what kind of culture or history we would have had if it hadn’t been beaten out of us by colonizers for 400 years, even the name of our country, our very identity. To this day we still struggle with our identity as a people, with the colonial mentality and nation-wide inferiority complex instilled in us by colonizers.

Keep in mind that every time you yell at us about how culture doesn’t matter, you’re all slavery apologists, without taking into consideration our views, our culture and the system which contributes to this, and how people are still working to correct it despite the fact that progress will likely not come for another 20? 30? years maybe even longer. Progress is slow when you live in a country where every system is designed against you. We are seeing people from a country which oppressed us, attempting to once again erase our narrative and tell us they know better, perhaps then you can forgive us for being wary of foreigners dismissing our culture and views to propagate their own.

Dating Steve Rogers would include ...

- Him giving you that sideways smile everytime he looks in your eyes and realizes how much he loves you 

- Cuddling with him at night while he tells you stories of his younger years, playing with your hair till you fall asleep 

- Being best friends with Bucky as well, and doing everything with those two 

- Long kisses after he comes home from a mission, super glad that he’s home safe 

- Scolding him when he gets even the least bit of a scrape or cut 

- Him taking you out somewhere fancy for dinner (no special occasion, he just wants to spoil you) 

- Going to jazz clubs and dancing the night away with him 

- Laying on his chest and wrapping your arms around him, falling asleep with your head falling perfectly in the crook of his neck 

- Sleeping in his shirts and sweatshirts, even though they end up looking like nightgowns 

- Teaching him about different technology and how the world works in this generation 

- Curling up and taking little naps in his shield 

- Smirking and calling him “Captain” just to pick on him, and actually laughing when he blushes

Originally posted by cevansnews

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Happy 34th Birthday, Ninomiya Kazunari! ♥

MMMM tastie improvement fresh out the oven

anonymous asked:

KC 22

22.  I am not telling you how I lost my virginity, nope.

Kinda took a weird turn but I think you’ll like it! Thank you for the prompt, I really hope you like it! Sorry it took so long, too :/

You can find other prompts here (specify which list). Read and review on ffn here.

Rated M/SFW.

Out of Sight, Out of Mind


“Twenty questions?” Klaus asked, voice showing his distaste. His fingers gently ran up and down her thigh, at odds with his tone. He did so love having her in his lap, even when she was wasting their time with silly games like twenty questions.

She leaned forward on his chest, one hand on his shoulder, the other in the bedsheets, “yeah. Come on, Klaus, we don’t know a lot about each other. It’s only fair.” She pushed out her bottom lip in a pout, knowing Klaus would fall for it. “Please,” she whined, shifting just enough that Klaus tensed under her.

“Fine, fine.” He said with a sigh. “What do you want to know?”

She pretended to think for a moment; she tapped her chin in thought, making him chuckle. “What century has been your favorite so far?”

He quirked an eyebrow at her, intrigued at the line of thinking. “I would have to say the 18th century. There were so many revolutions, so much fighting. It really felt like the whole world was changing.”

“So you fought in the revolutions? Did you meet George Washington?”

“Yes and yes,” he replied. “And that’s three.”

She rolled her eyes at him, moving closer so her head could rest on his shoulder.

Sixteen questions later, he reminded, “last question, love.”

“Hmm…I don’t know what to – oh!” Her grin turned sly, and while he usually found that particular look sexier than anything he’d ever seen before, this time, he found himself almost nervous. All of her questions were ones she called softball ones. That grin said this last question would be anything but. “What was your first time like?”

He spluttered, caught off guard. “Caroline – I am not telling you how I lost my virginity. No.”

“Oh come on, Klaus, you already know how I lost mine.” She wrapped her arms around his neck, “if you really don’t want to, I won’t make you. But I really want to know.”

He sighed, pulling her close enough that her breasts pressed fully against his chest. “It’s not that interesting of a story, truthfully. It’s just like everyone else’s.”

Caroline arched her back, saying hopefully, “if it’s boring then you don’t mind telling me, right?”

He chuckled at her manipulation tactics, which had gotten much kinder since the days of the Mystic Falls gang. “Caroline, honestly.”

“Please,” she begged, “just tell me who it was at least. I know I’m up against a thousand years of sex, and I just want to know who was first.” At his hesitant look, she said, “for me, it was Matt. You know that he was more experienced than me, and that he made it sweet….”

He sighed, and nuzzled her neck. “It was Tatia, the first doppleganger. She took me to the falls and we had sex. I had no idea what I was doing, and she didn’t like that. I didn’t have sex again until after I was turned.”

Her fingers, her delightful fingers, dragged through his hair, nails scratching his scalp. “That isn’t that bad.”

“She had sex with Elijah the next day.”

“Okay, so we’ve established that Tatia was a bitch, then,” she said dryly, making Klaus laugh.

They were silent for a while, just cuddling each other close.

“I have an idea,” she said slowly, a wide smile on her face.

“Go on….”

“We should have sex. You know, to get Tatia out of your mind.”

Klaus couldn’t help his amusement; as he rolled them so he rested between her delectable thighs, he smiled wider than he had in centuries. “I completely agree.”