at least he's pretty now

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How poetic.

felonous  asked:

👌 …someone my muse has only met once, but will never forget.

“Uh, easy. Turshi-..shi..shiskabab. I don’t know how to say his name, but the last name makes me think he used to be pretty important, at least when he was among the living. Now I don’t consider myself the type to scare easy, persay, but man I pretty much needed to change my pants. Rust can attest for that. I simply call him Juggs.”

( Thanks @felonous and mentions @tursidhion-felomelorn )

Imagine Person A being surprised when people say that they didn’t know that they and Person B were dating.

pinkhairedgardie  asked:

👍 from Eira to Mira and Dot, why not?

MIRA

Neck:  ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Shoulders: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Arms: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Hands: ★ ★

Chest: ★ ★ ★

Overall Upper body:  👍4.2 / 10👎

Waist: ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Butt: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Legs: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Feet: ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Overall lower body: 👍5.5 / 10👎

Body language: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Overall appeal: ★

Notes: “Now Masou is pretty short, but at least he’s up to my chest level, I can’t envision myself with anything shorter than him.”

DOT

Neck:  ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Shoulders: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Arms: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Hands: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Chest: ★ ★ 

Overall Upper body:  👍7.4 / 10 

Waist: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Butt: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Legs: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Feet: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Overall lower body: 👍7.5 / 10👎

Body language: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Overall appeal: ★ 

Notes: “Again, too short..also you seem to carry yourself with power but in a sense that it seems like you would pick a fight with anyone anywhere and at any time, which is good for the arena, but, well…not really appealing to me.”

shamblingcorporatepresence

You know, they never did specify who “He” was in “Not what HE Seems” or even which Stan wasn’t who he seemed to be.

Could have been Stanley OR Stanford.

That said your idea is horrifying and I hope it doesn’t come to pass because HOW DARE YOU THINK THAT THOUGHT.

For the reference benefit of everyone else, click here.

Why yes, Marvel Studios, I do have a question I’d like to ask about Ant-Man...

Will Hank Pym’s abusive behavior be addressed in the movie, and does that have anything to do with the absence of Janet van Dyne? If so, was it intimidating to tackle such a mature topic in a genre that most people still think is “just for kids” or were you excited by the challenge and the opportunity to address something so important?