at least get a bucket

Heat

by: mldrgrl
Rating: PG-13ish
Summary: Set somewhere around the end of season 6.  They have to beat the heat somehow.

The air conditioner in Scully’s motel room rattles too loudly for her to sleep, but it’s too hot to turn it off.  The ancient, noisy box doesn’t provide much cold air, but it’s enough to beat back the humidity.  Restless, she gets out of bed and slips on a pair of sandals.  She distinctly remembered seeing a vending machine by the manager’s office, maybe she could get a cold water, or at the very least, a bucket of ice.  She doesn’t bother putting on another layer of clothes over her shorts and tank top.  It’s after midnight, there were only four cars in the parking lot at this motel and one of them was the rental she and Mulder picked up at the airport that morning.  Who would be out this late in the middle of nowhere?

Mulder.  Of course, Mulder is out this late in the middle of nowhere.  As soon as Scully steps outside, she sees him, sprawled in one of the tiny plastic chairs that dot the front of the rooms beneath the windows.  He’s got his running shorts on and he’s wiping his face with the front of his t-shirt.  When he sees her, he bends his wrist up and flutters his fingers once in a wave.

“Can’t sleep?” he asks as she shuffles by.

Scully raises the ice bucket in reply and wipes a sheen of sweat off her upper lip that’s already formed in the few moments she’s been outside.  He nods and she keeps shuffling towards the office.   The vending machine won’t accept her dollar.  Even though it’s lit, it doesn’t seem to be on.  She sighs and fills her bucket with little rectangular pellets of ice and shuffles back towards her room.

“I was thinking,” Mulder says, as she passes him, “what if the witnesses stories aren’t rehearsed, but it’s part of a post-hypnotic suggestion?”

She pauses and sighs.  “We can talk about it tomorrow,” she says.

“Technically, it is tomorrow.”

“Mr. Rappaport won’t be any less dead in the morning.”

Behind them, a bug zapper hanging next to management’s door sizzles and snaps about every ten seconds.  It suddenly occurs to her that the glowing blue light is irresistible to the bugs in the same way that lights in the sky are irresistible to Mulder.  Can’t stop, won’t stop, even if he - if they - get burned.  

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Disappearing Act

I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!
Or at least not the “boo"ing ones,
Getting a kick after
Kicking the bucket out of
Frightening jumpy mortals.
Those are transparent.
What’s the worst they could do?
Give you a heart-stopping shock
To join their phantom ranks?

But beware the ones who
Appear like a dream come true,
Appealing to your heart,
Then taking it with them
In their disappearing act.
Those are the ghosts
That keep you up night
After night, the only kind
To haunt for life.

The Official Yuri!!! on Ice Drinking Game!!!

So I decided to fill that void by creating the *first Official YOI Drinking Game  because I was bored and needed something to occupy my time till we get season 2 info! **Guaranteed to get you as shitfaced as Yuuri at the banquet before the first episode is even over!!!

Required Materials:

  1. Season 1 of Yuri!!! on Ice
  2. A safe place to get drunk (pls drink responsibly)
  3. Cups
  4. Shot glasses
  5. Your alcoholic beverage(s) of choice. Best results when your shots are stronger than the drink in your cup but the same drink can be used for both.
  6. At least one other friend to get wasted with you. The more the merrier!
  7. Buckets/Bins just in case things get messy.

*I think this is the first I haven’t seen any yet.

**Warning: This drinking game is not for the faint of heart, stomach or liver. You have been warned. 

The Game:

Originally posted by vvictor

Sip when: 

  • ‘Born to make history’ is sung in the theme song. Take a shot if you find yourself singing along at any point. 
  • Victor does something flirty. Take a shot if it’s with Yuuri. 
  • Every time Yuuri is anxious, self conscious or lacks self confidence (basically whenever he’s vulnerable/depressed). 
  • Yurio talks shit/ is angry. 
  • Yakov flips shit/ is angry. 
  • Lilia acts like a bitch. 
  • Stammi Vicino plays. Take a shot if you find yourself singing along at any point. 
  • Katsudon/Pork cutlet bowls are mentioned/ shown (yes this does include when Yurio calls Yuuri pork cutlet bowl). 
  • Someone calls Yuuri pig/piggy.
  • Maccachin does something cute. 
  • Whenever Victor is naked. Take a shot if his bare ass is shown. 
  • Someone says ‘huh’. Take a shot if it’s Yurio. 
  • Someone says 'vkusno’, 'davai’, or 'gamba’. 

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anonymous asked:

I'd pick getting the bucket, because at least, and how it already explains in the text, you're getting something to do your business in. If you take a shower, then the mess is still there, and I'm predicting that probably Sans won't clean it up himself. It is your mess, after all.

But the shower gets you clean of infections?? Also you get to leave the shed so 

Marianne and Dawn are sisters where there’s no competition on who’s the “better sister,” in-universe or no. One’s a rough-around-the-edges outcast, the other a boy-crazy debutante. Both of them confuse and frustrate their father to no end, but he still loves them dearly. Marianne looks after her sister in the place of their (most likely) absent mother, and Dawn looks up to Mari as both an overbearing chaperone and her hero. They tease each other and aren’t always at the same wavelength, but they always try to help in ways they best know how: Marianne through her sword and fists, and Dawn through sincere comfort and optimism. 

In the film, they respectively find someone who truly loves them for who they are. Even though both cases are nothing that either princess could have imagined, their love is wholly and freely reciprocated. And as the viewer, you can choose which of the fairies you most relate to/admire more, but the film doesn’t set up any direct competition. The sisters’ relationship isn’t always a smooth one, but neither is it rooted in jealousy or contempt. Through all their differences, they love each other, and the audience is encouraged to love them for that. 

Patton: *he woke up today and went to go make sure Roman was ok. Roman seemed to still be in pain, mumbling to himself in his sleep.

Patton walked into the room and sat next on Romans bed with him. He wanted to make sure that the dark prince was at least getting some what better, but with the bucket full of black goo, it didn’t seem like he was*

The Ice Bucket Challenge

Okay so this was originally a request but honestly I can’t find it soooo… Enjoy some Castiel fun :3

- Gabriel

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Author: Gabriel

Character: Castiel

Warnings: None come to mind c:

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The water hit your head and you took a huge breath inwards, calming yourself down due to the freezing sensation running through your body before looking back at the camera that Sam was holding, trying to keep in his laughter, Dean looking smug as ever, him being the one to have thrown the ice water over you.

“Fuckkkk,” you looked up at the camera calming yourself down before speaking up again, “I nominate Cas, um Charlie as well and I guess that’s it.” You waved and smiled as Sam turned the camera off, all three of you making your way back  inside where a nice hot towel was waiting for you, Cas holding it out to you.

“Y/N,” Cas looked at you as you took the towel, smiling at him you nodded telling him silently to continue talking which he did, “I do not understand, why do you pour the ice water over your head when the outcome has such an unpleasant feeling to it?” The angel looked confused at you making you smile fondly at him.

“Well its for charity Cas, to make people known of this disease and now I’ve nominated you so you gotta do it.” You smiled at him, the angel managing to look confused but gradually nod at you.

“Y/N, will you help me with this… Challenge then?” You laughed a little at his unsure words before nodding.

“Of course I will Cas, but right now I think I need a nice warm shower before I freeze to death yeah?” Castiel nodded with a small smile etched onto his face, you walked away, the shower you had promised yourself awaiting for you.

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After  the shower you made sure to put on some of your pyjamas even though the day was still young you knew that there was nothing more you were going to do today, making your way out of your room you found the boys watching the video that was uploaded to facebook now, managing to laugh as the water was poured onto your head by Dean who was smirking as per usual.

“You’re a dickhead Dean.” The man mirrored the smirk that was shown on the screen just moments ago mumbling something as you walked away and over to Cas sitting beside him with a smile on your face.

“Cassssyyy I think we should get your ice bucket challenge done, then at least we won’t forget about it!” You chipped at him happily, the angel nodding and standing up.

“And I do it just like yours correct?” You nodded, smiling at Cas leading him outside.

Dean stood behind the camera again, shouting “ACTION” as he pressed the record button, while Cas stood centre stage, looking confused as ever.

“Hello, my name is Castiel and I am going to pour this bucket of ice over my head” He spoke with a monotonous voice, proceeding to get the bucket and pour it over himself, looking completely unfazed by everything he then turned to you who couldn’t help but laugh at the whole situation.

“Y/N am I done?” You’re laughter grew, Dean and Sammy quick to join in as they clicked the button to stop recording the video, you placed a hand on the angels back, nodding.

“Yep Cassie, you’re done doll.” You smiled to yourself and went inside, uploading the video to your facebook.

"Sing Me To Sleep" One Shot

Author: Lily

Summary: Sam and Dean come back from a hunt and find the reader passed out from drinking and listening to the smiths.

Warnings: Reference to past self harm, alcohol, self loathing, depression, some bad language

Word Count: 1,417

A/N: The song is “Asleep” by The Smiths… this is also my first attempt at writing oneshots or… anything really, so sorry if it’s awful…

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Sing me to sleep… sing me to sleep… I’m tired, and I… I want to go to bed…

You stare hazily into the empty glass, singing along quietly and contemplating your next move.  More whiskey?

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ASTRO’s Cha Eun Woo Wants To Get At Least 30 Certifications On His Bucket List

[Soompi Article]

On October 16, ASTRO’s Cha Eun Woo held a Naver V live app broadcast just before he went to sleep.

Lying down on the bed, he began, “I want everyone to lie down like me. And then hold your phone up like me. If you get tired, don’t drop your phone on your face and lie down on your side. Secondly, make sure you cover up your stomach with the blanket because the weather has turned chilly lately.”

He updated his fans on his latest activities, saying, “We promoted a lot overseas and did a lot of individual activities and worked hard on our next album. I’m trying to study languages since we’re doing overseas promotions lately.”

Cha Eun Woo also shared part of his bucket list. “One of the things I want to to do is get at least 30 certifications,” he said. “Certifications for things like the license to own a pet, the license to look after plants, a psychological test certification, and a skin scuba certification.”

What an interesting bucket list!