at first you don't succeed

signs as shit dub!kaiba said
  • aries: we've come this far and i'm not gonna blow it. actually, yes i am.
  • taurus: stop saving the world and get a hobby.
  • gemini: if i had a dime for every time you used the word destiny, i'd be even richer.
  • cancer: boooring. let's duel.
  • leo: i want him to see what he missed out on so give him a good seat for the next duel. aHAHAHAH! i'm funny.
  • virgo: oh great. if it isn't the dweeb patrol.
  • libra: that's it! i'm not gonna stand here and talk to some mutated hood ornament. i'm just gonna blast you into next week.
  • scorpio: mokuba, what do i always tell you? if at first you don't succeed, blast them with your blue eyes again!!
  • sagittarius: so you have a dweeb army? am i supposed to be scared to attack?
  • capricorn: me? duel you? i would have more of a challenge playing solitaire.
  • aquarius: anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. mokuba, make sure wheeler's late.
  • pisces: oh great. i'm hallucinating again.

oyote  asked:

Thought of another one for the fic title meme: if at first you don't succeed... panicking will not help but you will feel better.

Aka Shisui’s motto, now that Naruto regularly takes his shirt off in front of him. Minato’s going to kill him. Kushina is going to murder him. But god, if he dies kissing Naruto what a way to go