at a can pun

Natsu: Man, this war is really dragon me down
Lucy: Stop.
Gray: Yeah man, puns totally aren’t cool
Lucy: No!
Gajeel: Jeez, quit steeling the spotlight with your lame-ass jokes
Erza: Stop it you three!
Lucy: Oh Erza, thank-
Erza: You’re turning Lucy scarlet with your bad humour
Lucy: Not you too!
Wendy: I don’t know - I think they’re Marvelous
Happy: I don’t think Lucy’s too-
Lucy: Don’t you dare-
Happy: Happy - about this turn of events
Cana: Cool it guys… I don’t think Lucy can beer another pun
Levy: This is all Fairy clever, but poor Lucy looks like she can’t take too much more
Lucy: …….
Lucy: ……..
Natsu: We keying you up Lucy?

Bossuet Headcanons

(Most of these are about his clumsiness because I relate to that a lot) 

Because he’s so clumsy, he starts to sort of not notice his injuries, and what other people would probably consider cause for concern he’s just like, eh, it’s not bleeding that much…

Has had so many x-rays he is no longer allowed them, because of the radiation.

Whenever anyone is sad, Bossuet is always the best person to cheer them up. He’s so friendly and caring that everyone loves to be around him.

He puns to the extreme. Sometimes conversations with him are literally just him coming up with more puns every other sentence. Depending on who he’s talking to, it can turn into a pun contest.

Loves gaming. He’s unlucky in that too, but at least injuries in game don’t hurt. And you can set games to easy, which helps a lot. Plus, it is super fun to fight dragons. 

Bought a set of crockery to go to uni which had 4 large plates, 4 small plates, 4 bowls. Had broken most of them within the first year. One noticeable incident involved dropping a bowl of cocopops and milk all over the stairs, which took a long time to clean up.

Unrelated to his clumsiness, Bossuet loves chocolate. Like, to the extreme. You will never find him without chocolate in his room, and he often has extra to share with his friends. He buys the giant bars to share with everyone.

Eats way too much tomato sauce. Has been known to use up a bottle of ketchup within a week. Eats it with literally everything.

Bossuet loves Pokemon. He started playing it as a kid, and has bought every new game over the course of his life. When Pokemon Go came out, he downloaded it immediately and spends hours just searching for different pokemon. He can often be found walking into things because he’s too busy staring at his phone trying to catch a Dratini, or an Abra, or a Pikachu.

hi got tagged by the angel @koukkai (ily trudy ;;)

5 things you’ll find in my bag:

  • a v small tube of lip gloss
  • my phone
  • rlly big gudetama wallet for some reason
  • keys
  • gum/gum wrappers (dont litter kids :3c)

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  • my bed…?
  • my bookshelf (consisting of every shakespeare book and bby plants)
  • a hinata figurine/haikyuu merch
  • pens/pencils/ and stray coffee cups
  • me

5 things I’ve always wanted to do in life:

  • be stable in my life
  • get an apartment (i dont like houses :3c)
  • try to get comfortable with myself
  • own all of the bts/exo merch no one can stop me
  • meet my buds & tell awful puns :^u

5 things that make me happy:

  • my pupper
  • good grades :’)
  • organisation 
  • naps
  • my sinners mutuals <333

5 things I’m currently into:

  • plants, flowers, oh my!
  • gudetama
  • b&w stuff
  • BAKING???
  • making my buds smile! (i’ll never get over it ^^)

5 things on my to-do list:

  • own a doodle journal
  • work out, pump some iron :3c
  • get a better sleep schedule 
  • clean my room?
  • try to love myself more

5 things people may not know about me:

  • i speak farci (its like arabic… a lot like arabic only not)
  • i have a lifetime supply of white rabbit™ candies from a raffle 
  • i love making espresso + lattes!!
  • im an innie
  • i doodle rabbit boys (kei and sock are my mains)

♡♡ i tag: @akaashvi @todokoris @hyoudov @ddaichis @unmedik @cryloren

as always, you don’t have to <3

She’s the betta half of the two

  • Jaehee: So, how was the wedding?
  • MC: It was an emotional experience.
  • Saeyoung: Even the cake was in tiers.

I need an AU where ML and Persona 3 merge and Marionette becomes something akin to Aegis when it comes to displaying emotions and Adrian gets a strange fixation seeing a hot droid girl swing a gun.

I broke my parents with a pun...

Mom: *trying out the new vacuum cleaner she got for Christmas*

Dad: “How’s it working, wifey?”

Mom: “Works great!”

Me: “It’s a vacuum, it sucks!”

They both laughed so hard they had to walk away and not look at the vacuum cleaner for like 10 minutes because they snickered every time they laid eyes on the damn thing.