Aries: FUCK THIS SHIT, THIS AINT FAIR
Taurus: Dammit, I didn’t loose my virginity yet…
Gemini: (sleeps through it)
Cancer: (wont stop screaming)
Virgo: Why does this have to be happening today? This is the one day where my hair looks good, fml.
Leo: NOOO!! MY FOLLOWERS!! MY MUSIC!!!
Libra: Blogging/on tumblr as it happens
Sagittarius: There was so much more I wanted to do!
Aquarius: Haha bitches, I predicted this would happen and you didn’t listen. Now die… Slowly….painfully.
Pisces: (listening to music and doesn’t realize what’s going on)