my mom told me about the dajjal’s appearance being tied to the fall of Israel and we’re already seeing signs of Israel’s foreseeable demise and she also told me about European astronomists predicting that the sun will soon rise from the west due to the earth’s magnetic axis or something shifting a little bit each year.

i got so fuckin scared and everything started to become so irrelevant. college, a career, marriage, my militant politics, everything. I just wanted to get right with God because there just might be a chance we might see qiyama in our lifetimes.  

When people say “I want to be an astronomist”

me: okay!

When people say “I want to be an astrologist”

me: im so sorry

if I ever meet an astronomist they’re so screwed cause I’m space slut who hardly knows anything about space so I would make so many questions