astronauts mustache

anonymous asked:

There's a sign outside of Lush that has a picture of Jared saying "If you see this man, do not sell him bathbombs." So Jared dresses up as anything or anyone (ex. Cowboy, astronaut, fake mustache, etc) but the workers know it's him and he never understands why

he’s like count olaf from a series of unfortunate events except EVERYONE sees through his disguises