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kaisoo astrology analysis pt. 3

part 1 / part 2

the 3rd aspect I’m gonna focus on is the Mars placement:

Mars in Aries/1st house: in the composite chart Mars rules the transfer of energy between two people, and Aries is a sign of power and energy, so this is a very strong placement. They motivate each other and feed off of each other’s strength and rarely fall into “ruts” in their relationship. If this were a couple I knew personally and I was doing a reading for them I would tell them to find a physical outlet that they can share, like exercising or joining a sport together, but kyungsoo&jongin obviously don’t need to worry about that. In fact, considering their lifestyle, this placement is probably what allows them to maintain the nonstop activity of being an idol because when one of them is feeling burnt out the other is there to motivate/recharge them

Couples in this placement are unstoppable and (especially with all those Capricorn placements) usually see a lot of success in their relationship as well as their careers/personal life. They’re not easily humbled, so if there were to be some major event in their lives that negatively impacted the relationship it’s possible that it would take a long time for them to recover and they would be much more timid/restrained in how they present themselves publicly. Basically, their image as a couple is flawless and if one of their flaws was exposed they would be too embarrassed to maintain that image for a while

This couple has a strong will that can’t be swayed by outside influence, even though they may change their motives often on their own. An interesting point is that they probably feel an increased desire to be “genuine” when they’re together, which is probably why it’s so awkward when they try to act like something they’re not (like, idk, platonic friends for example)

And ik y’all are pervs so: this placement indicates a very energetic and enthusiastic sex life, especially in the beginning. A lot of texts I’ve read about this have warned that this is a very “physical” placement and that “women tend to treat sex more mentally/emotionally” which I don’t necessarily agree with but it does imply that for kaisoo this probably isn’t an issue. It’s not really indicative of “kinky” sex, but their sex life definitely isn’t boring

The “scary accurate” thing for this placement was when I was researching it and I saw how often astrologers made a point to warn that they need a physical activity that they can do together, and that this is the key to maintaining their relationship long-term. The fact that they’re actively interested in each other’s hobbies and career directions is a really good sign. I’m especially looking at jongin’s recent acting endeavors, because it shows that he’s making an effort to make acting something they can enjoy together and he won’t be left out of this part of kyungsoo’s life

Pen pals needed!

I really just need more relationships and something to look forward to. I am looking for pen pals for snail mail preferably out of the US but really anywhere!

About Me:

🌚 Female, not straight, 19, going on my second year in college.
🌞 Interests: anime, theater, nature, plants, dogs and animals, Wicca, witchy stuff, astrology, movies, music, packaging design, artsy stuff and stickers!
🌚 looking for someone around my age, don’t care on gender but am looking for open minded and interesting individuals.
🌞 would love to exchange small gifts, photos, doodles and drawings, leaves and flowers, small knick-nacks, cool packaging, stickers, postcards, all sorts of stuff!

The Vibe I Get From The Signs

aries: try hard and badass. wants people to like them and think of them but deep down all they need is themselves. very outspoken and controversial. they don’t go with the flow, they dig their toes into the rocky sand and walk against the current. they’re the person in class who is always on edge, waiting for something to happen and jump in and save everyone. they thirst for adventure and never settle for less than terrifying. the feeling of security and excitement follows them, they never stay still and never stop for anyone. they make you feel as if you’re running through a forest with only a flash light to guide you in the dark, like fear and adrenaline are their drug of choice with you.

taurus: laid back, always calm. the quiet kid in class who has mad jokes and can roast everyone in seconds. they never try to make anything uncomfortable, but they’ll talk with you about anything if you bring it up. they’re an open book but their pages don’t turn themselves. a feeling of sheer joy and calmness. when you’re with them the world feels simpler, like all complications faded away and color has returned for good.

gemini: sarcastic beyond belief. very reserved but outgoing. naturally mean sometimes when they don’t try to be, they have trouble thinking of others feelings when it comes to certain topics. always want what’s best for you even when that may not be something you want, but they always know the right path and never wander too far from it. a feeling of desire to stay in their presence is always there. a cool autumn night and you’re sitting next to a speeding train, unafraid and ready.

cancer: smart, not afraid to be themselves. give off the feeling of a rebellious school kid that the teachers love but no one knows why. always know how to make you smile even when you’re at your worst. doesn’t seek trouble but somehow it finds them. they always find a way to keep a cool head and strategically problem solve. the feeling they give is a cool breeze, never too harsh and never too rough. they feel like when you dig your feet into the sand while water slowly pours in, pulling you in calmly.

leo: very outwardly, not afraid of anyone or anything. that person who always entertains you even when you’re not communicating. very extroverted but is really introverted when they’re not around people they know. loves to take care of people when they need to take care of themselves first. they wrap a warm feeling around you and make sure you feel safe always. they feel like the steepest roller coaster ride, that feeling that hits when you’re about to drop, then the pleasure and joy that comes when you fall.

virgo: ahead of the game. always seems to be two steps ahead, goes over all the possible things you could say and calculated their response. try’s to not be a know-it-all but can’t help it. give off the feeling of assurance. they do their best and are very hard on themselves, but they can also be unforgiving. the feeling you get when you get a question right in math class and you can’t help but smile. imagine sitting under a great oak, taking in the spring air, the feeling of the breeze hugging you and brushing through your hair.

libra: beautiful and unique. the kid who’s in theatre and puts everything they have into the performance. makes the dirtiest jokes and turns everything into sexual innuendos. they make you feel whole and happy inside, like everything is good in the world. they always seem busy, maybe come off as superficial because of their busy ways. but if it’s important enough to them, they will make time even if they have to stop the earth from turning. they love hard and they break easy, but their recovery is quick and they always bounce back. you feel like you’re on an island with them, watching the waves gush in and roll away.

scorpio: secretive. very dark-humor but very sweet. they’re like a fishing line and you’re the fish, you get stuck on them and they feel you in and you’re caught. the way they talk makes it seem like they have a dark past and chests full of secrets. they feel like the riptide in the ocean but more gentle, they care too much and they get hurt a lot because of that. you feel safe yet always on edge with them, like a storm is coming but you’re in the eye, safe from it all.

sagittarius: risk-taker. loves new challenges but hates heart break. always somehow leave you stunned and intrigued. they love confrontation and love the quiet. think of the kid in class that sasses the teacher but gets away with it. wear their heart on their sleeve and gets dangerous when people play with it. they set an earthy tone, like a ferris wheel ride and you’re stuck at the top admiring the city lights.

capricorn: emotionless when threatened. complicated but beautiful. they never live a dull moment and always grab life by the horns. aren’t afraid of judgement but still hate being judged. a calm sea wraps them up, smooth and strong, but also wicked and rough. they don’t like being told no or that things they do are wrong. they take care of their friends and love endlessly. like curling up in a wool blanket on a wicked winter night, the snow tapping at the windows and the weight and comfort of them keeping you safe.

aquarius: unpredictable. always has the right words and never will hide their true colors. will be mean as hell or as sweet as sugar, depending on the people they involve themselves with. loves to be loved. like the cute kid in class who can do anything and it’d be considered art. very creative and very influential. they vibe with almost everything and anyone, they understand deep emotions and always question the universe. the feeling of insecureness comes with being around them, but only because their speak is so beautiful and sophisticated you feel behind somehow. always reassure you that you’re perfect the way you are. like a stormy day, dark thunder clouds and dime-sized rain drops, electrifying but alluring.

pisces: likable and kind. kind of quiet but has a loud mind. has a deep need to be loved and can get very emotional when hurt. they absolutely hate feeling useless and are always asking to help. they make use out of everything they see and are very inventive. no matter what the problem is, they find a solution. sometimes get taken for granted, but never do the same to others. think of the kid in class who is just like everyone else, so it seems, until you see them when no one is watching, how collected they are, how eager to help. they are lured in by kindness and give all they have. they feel like a hot and humid summer day while you dive into a cool pool of water and your worries and issues seem to slip off into the blue and disappear.

The Signs Studying

Aries: Reads everything so fast…

Taurus: Studies carefully and slowly

Gemini: Studies while listening to music, talking, singing, or surfing the Internet

Cancer: Only likes to study with friends or family around

Leo: If they’re interested in having a good grade, they’ll have a good grade

Virgo: Writes down everything they need to know and studies it

Libra: Studies only the day before the exam

Scorpio: Does this silently so nobody actually knows what they’re doing

Sagittarius: Finds it boring. Reads a page and then goes out for a walk

Capricorn: Studies harder than all of the others, gets a great grade

Aquarius: Writes down what they think is important. Most of the time, it wasn’t important

Pisces: Wants to study but starts wondering about life and gets lost

The Signs As Times
  • aries: 4 AM // when you're the only one still awake
  • taurus: 12 PM // when the sun shines in exactly the right place
  • gemini: 2 AM // sweaty bodies molding together on the dance floor
  • cancer: 1 AM // when you're visiting memory lane and going through photo albums
  • leo: 10 PM // the feeling when you're take the long way driving home just to sit peacefully and listen to music
  • virgo: 2 PM // when you get to relax for the first time with a good book as rain showers on the roof
  • libra: 5 AM // the sun and moon rising and setting as everyone else is asleep with empty streets
  • scorpio: 3 AM // laying awake in bed with your partner as you laugh, talk, kiss, all night long
  • sagittarius: 7 AM // first waking up in the morning and opening the blinds to the sun shining and wind slightly moving
  • capricorn: 9 PM // slowly falling asleep after a long day while watching an '80s rom-com
  • aquarius: 8 PM // the feeling of sinking down in the bath and closing your eyes as the hot water with bubbles soak into your skin
  • pisces: 6 PM // finally getting home and being able to just flop on your bed/couch
The signs as out of context quotes from my teachers/professors
  • ARIES: I said you could chew gum, but not if you're going to chew it like a cow. SPIT IT OUT.
  • TAURUS: I'm losing faith in you, George.
  • GEMINI: *sings* Bitching and moaning, bitching and moaning.
  • CANCER: I'm supposed to go out and PROCURE cookies?? WHAT??
  • LEO: OH! OH, OH. BEIGE.
  • VIRGO: Here's a very common quick and dirty way to ask a multiple choice question.
  • LIBRA: I don't care about 98% of things.
  • SCORPIO: This meme from the interwebs.
  • SAGITTARIUS: I would use all sorts of swear words in front of my students. Especially the f word! Love that one!
  • CAPRICORN: I should stop drinking before noon.
  • AQUARIUS: Oh dear god, that man is always shirtless!
  • PISCES: This is why I need aspirin after this group.
ANON/HONESTY HOUR
  • tell me about your crush!!!!!!!
  • tell me about your ex
  • tell me about your day
  • tell me about your dreams
  • tell me about your drama
  • tell me about yourself :-)
  • tell me about something awkward/embarrassing
  • tell me about a funny story or something
  • tell me your favourite band/artist/album/song
  • tell me about your favourite meme
  • tell me about your favourite fic
  • tell me a secret ;)
  • tell me who you ship me with
  • tell me a lame joke/bad pick-up line
  • tell me about your favourite tumblr user(s)
  • tell me about your least favourite tumblr user(s)
  • tell me what you’re thinking about
  • tell me your assumptions about me
  • tell me your feelings about me
  • tell me why you started following me
  • tell me why I’m problematic
  • ask for advice
  • ask for fic recs
  • ask for song recs
  • ask me weird questions
  • ask me personal questions
  • ask me random questions
  • ask me deep questions
  • ask for makeup recs/tips
  • ask me my “top 5″ anything
  • give makeup recs/tips
  • ask for hair dying tips
  • send me headcannons
  • send me blurb/fic/oneshot ideas
  • send me blurbs!!!!!
  • send me song recs
  • send me unpopular opinions
  • send me your zodiac sign and I will tell you if I’d date you or not
  • send me a url and I will tell you what I think about that person
  • send me your honest opinion of me
  • confess your sins
  • fangirl about stuff!!!
  • rant about stuff!!!
  • gossip about stuff!!!
  • vent about stuff!!!
  • give me playlist ideas
  • maybe give me some fic recs? please
  • make me choose between two things
  • most likely to
  • fuck marry kill
  • truth or dare
  • would you rather
  • let’s talk about the sex because sex ed isn’t talked about enough
  • fuel my ego and tell me your favourite things about me
  • talk to me about astrology stuff!!!
  • talk to me about aliens!!!
  • write an “about me” pretending to be me
  • describe me in three words or less
  • if I was a stereotype in a movie what would I be?
  • go on anon and drag me
  • ask me about anything
  • talk to me about anything
  • I will answer every ask I get nothing will go unanswered
  • seriously just please come talk to me (✿◕ ‿◕ฺ)ノ))。₀: *゜
The Signs As Curse Words/Phrases
  • Aries: fucking hell
  • Taurus: ah shit
  • Gemini: asshole
  • Cancer: god-fucking-damn it
  • Leo: asstastic
  • Virgo: oh crap
  • Libra: damn it
  • Scorpio: fuck it all
  • Sagittarius: go to hell
  • Capricorn: fuck you buddy
  • Aquarius: jesus fucking christ
  • Pisces: oh gosh darn it
The Signs as Cetaceans

Aries Killer Whales: You don’t mess with them.

Taurus Bowhead Whales: Their dedication (or stubbornness) makes them capable of amazing things, even breaking through sea ice at least seven inches thick with their big heads.

Gemini Belugas: They can be very sociable and are known for their gift of the gab. They can pronounce a series of chirps, clicks, whistles and squeals, which may sound like nonsense to us, but to fellow belugas they convey deep and important messages.

Cancer Bryde’s Whales: While swimming they tend to suddenly change direction. For no apparent reason. A bit moody. They even have irregular breathing patterns.

Leo Spinner Dolphins: They have enough energy to jump up to 3 meters height and turn seven times on their axis before plunging again and then repeating the exercise about 13 more times. They are cool and they know it. They are not aggressive. Unless they don’t like you.

Virgo Pilot Whales: They are amazing, very clever, witty, and practical. Until they decide to just mass strand themselves on the beach.

Libra Humpback Whales: Very artistic, their songs are pretty nice. They love harmony, but won’t hesitate to fight for justice, getting in the way when Killer Whales attack other mammals. Depending on the point of view, this also makes them huge party poopers.

Scorpio Sperm Whales: The most famous of them is known for wreaking havoc on a ship. Giant squid and Colossal squid are very afraid of them. Enough said.

Sagittarius Fin Whales: Also known as “the greyhounds of the sea”, their open mind and philosophical views motivate them to roam the seas (at about 40 km/h, 24 mph) in search of the meaning of life.

Capricorn Blue Whales: Very strong, fearless and somewhat stoic, they may appear a bit cold on the outside, but they are actually very gentle beings.

Aquarius Bottlenose dolphins: Smart fellows, bitchy at times, but otherwise very friendly. They can form strong bonds which may last for life.

Pisces Cuvier’s beaked whales: Very wise, they dive deeper than anyone else, they have seen things no one else has seen. But this also means they are slightly out of touch with reality.

The signs as weird things my friends and I have said...

Aries: “I wouldn’t put it past my brother to solicit people on the Internet for fish parts.”

Taurus: “Game Over: You’re in Hell.”

Cancer: “I’m too lazy to sleep.”

Gemini: “What does bird sex look like?”

Virgo: “You trade the berries for heroine.”

Leo: “Still not dead.”

Libra: “Everybody’s dead, huzzah!”

Scorpio: “BOOM. Awkward turtle was born.”

Sagittarius: “Hats wearing hats and drinkable grenades; the future is truly a wondrous place!”

Capricorn: “Yey, I’m transgender!”

Aquarius: “Any shirt is a bisexual shirt if you try hard enough.”

Pisces: “I don’t give three dicks.”

@plaid-n-converse

Most to least annoying

Aries

Aquarius

Cancer

Taurus

Pisces

Virgo

Gemini

Libra

Capricorn

Leo

Scorpio

Sagittarius

How To Tell if the Signs Like You
  • Aries: They will make it so fucking obvious
  • Taurus: It kinda depends, they'll either be really sly and smooth, or shy as hell
  • Gemini: They'll talk to you a lot and ask you to hang out
  • Cancer: They'll try to get you to open up and be more caring
  • Leo: They'll straight up tell you, then play hard to get
  • Virgo: They'll be so shy around you and go out of their way to look cute and hope you notice.
  • Libra: You literally can't tell with Libras. They're actually kinda hard to tell.
  • Scorpio: They'll tell you then be like "hey wanna have sex?"
  • Sagittarius: They'll either open up to you a lot or be really closed off.
  • Capricorn: Capricorns will flirt with you non stop and go out of their way to talk to you, but they'll deny ever liking you.
  • Aquarius: They'll low key be super adorable and cute and ask you on a date.
  • Pisces: They will laugh and react to everything you say. It'll be pretty obvious.
The signs as emotions you can’t explain

Aries: Rubatosis

the unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Taurus: Onism

the frustration of being only in one body, being able to be only at a one place at a time.

Gemini: Monachopsis

the subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.

Cancer: Jouska

a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.

Leo: Adronitis

frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

Virgo: Onism

the awareness of how little of the world you’ll experience.

Scorpio: Lachesism

the desire to be struck by a disaster and surviving it.

Libra: Liberosis

the desire to care less about things.

Sagittarius: Yū Yi

the desire to see with fresh eyes, and feel things just as powerfully as you did when you were younger-before expectations, before memory, before words.

Capricorn: Énouement

the sadness of arriving to the future and knowing how things turned out, but not being able to tell your past self.

Aquarius: pâro

the feeling that no matter what you do is always somehow wrong

Pisces: Ambedo

a kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details.