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Astrology couples in a nutshell

The nothing is good besides the sex couple:

Libra  x Scorpio, Virgo x Aries, Taurus x Sagittarius, Cancer x Aquarius, Pisces x Leo, Gemini x Capricorn

The unequal effort distribution couple:

Gemini x Taurus, Aries x Capricorn, Aquarius x Scorpio, Pisces x Libra, Sagittarius x Virgo, Cancer x Leo

The most awkward relationship: 

Taurus x Sagittarius, Virgo x Libra, Pisces x Aries, Aquarius x Capricorn, Scorpio x Gemini, Cancer x Leo

The they only like eachother when they aren’t sober couploe:

Leo x Scorpio, Aries x Capricorn, Pisces x Taurus, Sagittarius x Cancer, Aquarius x Virgo, Libra x Gemini

The everybody thinks they should be together but they are like “nah”:

Pisces x Scorpio, Cancer x Virgo, Capricorn x Taurus, Sagittarius x Leo, Aries x Aquarius, Gemini x Libra

Will accomplish all things with each other couple:

Libra x Sagittarius, Capricorn x Pisces, Aries x Gemini, Taurus x Cancer, Virgo x Scorpio, Aquarius x Leo

Mindblowing sex every time:

Aquarius x Gemini, Virgo x Scorpio, Aries x Sagittarius, Libra x Cancer, Pisces x Taurus, Capricorn x Leo

The I will literally do anything you ask me couple:

Scorpio x Cancer, Leo x Libra, Virgo x Scorpio, Pisces x Gemini, Sagittarius x Aquarius, Aries x Taurus, Capricorn x Virgo

songs the signs should listen to:

aries:  EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

taurus:  EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

gemini:  EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

cancer: EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

leo: EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

virgo: EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

libra: EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

scorpio: EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

sagittarius: EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

capricorn: EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

aquarius: EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

pisces: EXO-CBX /「Ka-CHING!」MUSIC VIDEO -Short Ver.-

Signs as things my boyfriend has said to me

Aries- “you know how they have daddy kinks, we should make an uncle kink.”

Taurus- “it sure is pretty hot out here, sweating a storm”(it was 10 degrees)

Gemini- “I wish my neck was as long as a giraffes, maybe then people would get out of my way”

Cancer- “you kind of look like a dead corpse today”

Leo- “pet me like you wanna give me a bath”

Virgo- “whether I die or not this will be fun”

Libra- “I bet you’re only wearing that eyeshadow to hide your eye bags”

Scorpio- “I’m literally smiling through the pain”(talking about how his mac and cheese wouldn’t cool right)

Sagittarius-“ if you don’t want a stupid answer then don’t ask a stupid question”

Capricorn- “I’m tired of eating carrots to make my eye sight better when alcohol can make my vision double anytime”

Aquarius- “im a dolphin…bark”

Pisces- “don’t underestimate the power of orangutans. ”

Live like the signs:

Love like Scorpio

Laugh like Gemini

Rebel like Aquarius

Care like Pisces

Be assertive like Aries

Have fun like Sagittarius

Be peaceful like Libra

Be genuine like Taurus

Have responsibility like Capricorn

Live a simple life like Virgo

Be faithful like Cancer

and have a generous heart like Leo.


Source: bitchyastrology

Looking For Witchy Blogs To Follow ♡

My dash has been completely deserted lately. ( ; ω ; ) So pretty please like/reblog this if your blog contains posts about:

  • -Witchcraft in general
  • -Spells
  • -Recipes
  • -Crystals
  • -Tarot
  • -Spirit Work
  • -Sigils
  • -Grimoire ideas
  • -Plants
some zodiac superlatives
  • most competitive: SAGITTARIUS, ARIES, libra, cancer, taurus, scorpio
  • most aggressive: aries, taurus, scorpio, leo
  • most extra: ARIES, leo, gemini, cancer
  • most #thirsty: gemini, sagittarius, leo, scorpio
  • most aloof: pisces, gemini, sagittarius, aquarius, capricorn
  • most tenacious: TAURUS, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, virgo, leo, capricorn
  • most venturesome: sagittarius, leo, virgo, aquarius, gemini, aries
  • most hedonistic: taurus, scorpio, leo, libra, gemini, sagittarius, virgo, capricorn
  • most "hipster": CAPRICORN, PISCES, CANCER, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius
  • most comforting: cancer, pisces, libra, leo, virgo
  • most confident: leo, sagittarius, aries, gemini, capricorn, scorpio
  • most chill: sagittarius, taurus, libra, capricorn
  • most secretive: scorpio, taurus, cancer, capricorn, aquarius
The signs and haircuts:
  • Aries: can't decide whether they want short or long hair
  • Taurus: never has time for one they're too busy buying food
  • Gemini: gets one like every month they enjoy it so much
  • Cancer: hates getting their haircut and regrets it after
  • Leo: switches between long and short hair quite a lot
  • Virgo: they like their hair curly and quite long
  • Libra: likes mid-length hair
  • Scorpio: one word: fringe.
  • Sagittarius: too busy dying their hair to get it cut
  • Capricorn: won't ever let go of their long hair
  • Aquarius: will stick with one style for ages then mix it up all of a sudden
  • Pisces: hardly ever gets one but when they do its dramatic

I figured I may try Tumblr again. I need active blogs to follow! Like or reblog if any of these are things you blog about and I’ll follow you;

-motherhood, pregnancy, twin moms

-astrology, crystals, mediation, tarot, Spiritualist

- nature, hippie, natural

- weight loss, health, clean eating

the signs and small children
  • Aries: "Aww you're so adorable... you're gonna be prettier than me one day"
  • Taurus: "You're just so cute I wanna eat you up... oh that sounds weird, that's not what I meant."
  • Gemini: "oml. I don't wanna break you... you do you, I'll just admire you from here"
  • Cancer: "Come and love me please I want to be your favourite <3"
  • Leo: "Never grow up, it's a trap"
  • Virgo: "They're so flipping cute I'm going to steal them and claim them as my own"
  • Libra: "so cute XD I can't"
  • Scorpio: "Awwww you're gonna get all the boys/girls aren't you, I can tell"
  • Sagittarius: "Why're you so small?!"
  • Capricorn: "I will name him squishy and he shall be mine"
  • Aquarius: "you're adorable but also please don't cry because I don't know what to do"
  • Pisces: *taking hundreds of photos* "CAN I HOLD THEM?!"
i guess i'm doing one of these
  • aries: sometimes you forget about yourself. don't keep people around who make you feel small. your peace at heart is a gift that should not be squandered on assholes.
  • taurus: don't fuck with the shit that ain't your problem. nobody has that kind of time.
  • gemini: people shame your sharp turns but you can use that magic to fix the bad things.
  • cancer: do not become a lantern. do not blacken your eyes with candle smoke out of fondness.
  • leo: everyone's afraid of themselves sometimes and it's better to know it when you are.
  • virgo: you aren't a failsafe. you are the genes in the tree that tell it how its branches grow.
  • libra: work quietly and it will stand forever.
  • scorpio: ditch the fuckboy. i don't care if the sex is good. find someone decent.
  • sagittarius: your magic is exactly what you think it is. it does, incidentally, mean you need to control yourself.
  • capricorn: you are neither a tool nor a weapon nor a pillar. you are a squishy meat animal and you need to relax.
  • aquarius: distance isn't the same thing as healing.
  • pisces: by all means live a curated life, but remember to get your feet muddy
The signs at the beach
  • Aries: but like... do we have to go? I don't think I can handle going out twice in one day
  • Taurus: as long as we bring a picnic or something I'm keen
  • Gemini: *swims... fuckkk it's cold... imma tough it out tho... yeah nah it's too cold.
  • Cancer: *pretends they know how to swim well but gets in over their head... literally, haha
  • Leo: guyssss be careful k? You're all so dumb honestly
  • Virgo: I'll save you!! *jumping in the water and showing off their amazing skills
  • Libra: cmon guys you're so slow, come enjoy the water
  • Scorpio: *stripping down to their bikini immediately... so... where are the boys?
  • Sagittarius: are you telling me I can't wear my sneakers in the sand? Watch me...
  • Capricorn: where are the paddle boards at tho?
  • Aquarius: *being extra in the water
  • Pisces: GUYS COME IN THE WATER!! *doesn't leave the water for like 2 hours straight