why the signs are late for school
Aries: *is never late and NEVER misses a day
Taurus: too busy crying bc school is gross
Gemini: slept in till noon without realizing
Cancer: woke up hours early, and got distracted doing random shit
Leo: forgot to set their alarm clock the night before
Virgo: MAKEUP IS A PROCESS ok??
Libra: lol what is school ?
Scorpio: was having a existential crisis
Sagittarius: honestly just doesn’t give a shit
Capricorn: last minute cramming for a test that very morning
Aquarius: was too busy showering and self-grooming to notice the time..
Pisces: took their time walking to the bus, and ended up missing it