astrological wheel

HOW THE SIGNS FALL ASLEEP
  • Aries: *scrolls through pictures of sexy people on Instagram*
  • Taurus: *turns on pleasant rain sounds*
  • Gemini: *thinks about their past decisions in life and cringes*
  • Cancer: *watches a sad movie until they knock out*
  • Leo: *counts sheep and realizes that its bullshit and doesn't work*
  • Virgo: *scrolls through Tumblr until they get bored*
  • Libra: *jacks/jills off*
  • Scorpio: *writes a blog until they get tired*
  • Sagittarius: *stares at the ceiling*
  • Capricorn: *can't ever fall asleep*
  • Aquarius: *thinks about the most deep shit ever*
  • Pisces: *takes a sleeping pill*
The Signs as Cry Baby Lyrics

Aries - Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic. No one will love you if you’re unattractive // Mrs. Potato Head

Taurus - I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave // Cake

Gemini - A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too // Milk & Cookies

Cancer - You take things so hard, and then you fall apart // Cry Baby

Leo - So what if I’m crazy? The best people are // Mad Hatter

Virgo - Everyone thinks that we’re perfect; please don’t let them look through the curtains // Dollhouse

Libra - Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours, but was he yours if he wanted me so bad? // Pacify Her

Scorpio - I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say. Is this coming off in a cheesy way? // Training Wheels

Sagittarius - I’m sick of all the games I have to play // Soap

Capricorn - You were comforting and quiet; how did love become so violent? // Teddy Bear

Aquarius - If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it. All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure // Sippy Cup

Pisces - Chasing after you is like a fairytale, but I feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel // Carousel

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*silence* what’s up, witches?

So we just moved into a new house, and I finally put my altar together. A new house is a new altar, and I didn’t feel like I could just recreate the old one. I incorporated the herbs Alex and I gathered for Lammas in this setup, and I couldn’t be happier with our haul!!!

Although we’ve been just swamped with moving, cleaning, and our day jobs, we’ve still generated plenty of wonderfully witchy content. The one thing we haven’t gotten around to is posting it!!! I solemnly swear it will be up in no time.

PS: The bottom pic has been my summer reading obsessions. Highly recommended!!! 

Until next time!

-Charlie

Typical Qualities Each Sign Possesses:

Aries: stubbornness, the need to control, honesty, loyalty

Taurus: always hungry, adventurous, good sense of humor, happy-go-lucky

Gemini: uncertainty, distrust, independence, switching sides, wisdom

Cancer: emotional rollercoaster, lack of self control, sensual, tries really hard

Leo: prideful, loves and hates themselves too much, gets what they want, assertive, people-person

Virgo: unconventional, quiet, intelligent, silly sense of humor, childlike, unassuming

Libra: over-the-top, haughty, self-righteous, fiercely loyal, closed off

Scorpio: loud, overtly sexual, bossy, pushy, cuddly, opinionated, aggressive

Sag: whiny, dramatic, caring, overwhelming, gives up easily, humorous

Capricorn: hard worker, sarcastic, never has any time, ambitious, partier

Aquarius: goofy, eccentric, hippy, laughs easily, touchy, affectionate

Pisces: soft, over thinker, compassionate, wimp, artist type, sensitive

Potential Health Issues seen through Astrology Charts


When Looking at an individual horoscope there are several places you may see where potential health concerns can occur.  The most major one is the sign ruling the 6th house cusp.   Planets in the 6th house can also bring the health afflictions that can be brought on by the body functions and parts they rule over.  If you use Placidus you may look at at both Placidus and Whole signs’ 6th house cusps (and planets) to determine what afflictions can occur.  Another condition that can cause health issues can be Sun and sign it’s in. This is simply because the Sun rules over the physical vitality.

In the natal birth chart the conditions mentioned above can show lifelong chronic health conditions or potential dispositions as life goes.  If suffering from an ongoing health condition transits to the 6th house ruler may agitate or alleviate them temporarily.  Transits to the sun may also in some cases cause this effect.  A planet transiting the personal 6th house may cause a possible trigger of one of these conditions as well in extreme circumstances.

It is recommended to use this information with contemplation in learning how to prepare to navigate the potential these conditions can come to pass. Prevention is the best medicine.

Now the Conditions:


Aries on 6th House Cusp (Scorpio Ascendant) / Sun in Aries / Mars in 6th House

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THINGS THE SIGNS DON'T LIKE
  • Aries: People who lie
  • Taurus: People who betray them
  • Gemini: People who catch feelings too quick
  • Cancer: People who don't agree with them
  • Leo: Being confronted
  • Virgo: When someone touches their hair
  • Libra: When someone pronounces their names wrong
  • Scorpio: People who are people
  • Sagittarius: Being wrong
  • Capricorn: Public display of affection
  • Aquarius: Over emotional people
  • Pisces: Working hard

Did you know that each zodiac sign has its own color? So what do each signs’ colors mean?

Aries [RED: root chakra] - a sign of passion, high energy and enthusiasm; Aries rolls out the procession of signs, and red corresponds with that essence of initiation. For Aries, red ignites, it sizzles. Red for your sign is all about action, pleasure and even love. Red is aligned with the root chakra, which means you have remarkable abilities to light and kindle your fire even under the most depressing circumstances. It also means you can easily give your fire to others. 

Taurus [GREEN: heart chakra] - Considering your sign is grounded in earth energy, it’s no surprise your governing color is green. Green is a springtime, youthful sign. Your color meaning suggests you are a kid at heart. Even so, you love to see things grow up and thrive. Green is symbolic of family and unity. Hearth and home are of prime importance to you. Green is aligned with the heart chakra. This means matters of the heart (close relationships…family, friends, sentimentality) are at the forefront of who you are. Green indicates you are a sensitive soul with ‘evergreen’ capacity for growth.

Gemini [ORANGE: sacral chakra] - orange is the color of diversity, sociability and inspiration. Your color meanings imply a high level of engagement with other people and a strong sense of your place within a close-knit community. The color orange is symbolic of harmony. Orange is aligned with the sacral chakra. That means you are likely designed for discovery and exploration. This color will inspire you to be more adventurous.

Cancer [VIOLET: crown chakra] - Violet: You can go very deep….deep within yourself, within the realm of dreams and emotions. Violet will pull you out and energize you when you feel overwhelmed. It’s a perfect color match for Cancer zodiac signs because it symbolically reflects idealism.Tapping into the color meanings of violet will help you manifest your ideas and expectations. Simply consider a lovely twilight scene. Get fluid with that dreamy violet realm of twilight. Doing so will engage your intuition which, in turn, will allow you to see your visions into reality. Violet is aligned with the crown chakra. This means you have massive potential for higher consciousness, deep understanding and spiritual growth.

Leo [YELLOW: solar plexus chakra] - Leo zodiac signs are absolutely radiant, so it’s a no-brainer their color mimics the light of the sun. Like the rays of the sun, you’ve got this energy that just doesn’t quit. Yellow is symbolic of humor, intelligence, courage and strength. It’s also a very positive color. If you are feeling low, consider focusing on the energy of yellow. Yellow is aligned with solar plexus chakra. This implies you’re accustomed (and maybe even enjoy) being the center of attention. After all - that yellow sun is central to our solar system. 

Virgo [BLUE: throat chakra ] - Blue for Virgo’s has a very calming, tranquil energy to it. As a result, you rarely have (too much) of a problem finding your “happy place”. Because you are skilled at tapping into peace and balance, others are attracted to your easy-going demeanor. You genuinely care about the well being of life around you. Blue is aligned with throat chakra. This means you can effectively communicate your feelings without coming off as abrasive or sharp. You can be naturally eloquent and diplomatic with your expression. 

Libra [GREEN: heart chakra] - You inherently know how things equate, balance and come together to bring about perfect harmony. Nature is a big necessity for you.  Your instinct for survival is super-keen. You know what it takes to be healthy and well. You also know what it takes to get a job done, and you’re usually fearless about taking chances to achieve your goals. Green is aligned with the heart chakra. This is symbolic of healing and mastering the heart’s calling. In Gemini’s case, this means delving into matters of the heart with that amazing power of discernment you possess. In your case, you’ve got incredible ability to get to core issues, find solutions and tip the scales to heal and restore balance. Unleash your power to facilitate growth, understanding and healing in the world.

Scorpio [RED: root chakra] -  red goes deep, like you do. Visualize a volcano. I can’t think of a better metaphor for Scorpio-red. Deep within you is a passion that stirs and churns. That lava-love within you is sometimes very calm….sometimes bubbling at the brim, aching to spring forth with startling power. Red is a color of sensuality, love, potential, magic and manifestation. You can burn brighter than most. You know your furnace is always on, and you have the wits to know when to let yourself run or when to idle. Red is root chakra energy. That substantiates the whole volcano imagery. Way deep within you is a magnificent fire. You can kindle that fire by knowing your value, feeling acceptance and embracing your power. 

Sagittarius [VIOLET: crown chakra] - There is an electric quality to violet that matches Sagittarius zodiac signs’ energy. Enthusiasm is the watchword for your color aligned with your sign. On the end of the color spectrum, violet implies temperance too. This is a lovely juxtaposition. It suggests a hefty sense of adventure while still having the ability to be intellectual. In fact, Sagittarius-violet is a heady color. Violet energy is excited when it comes to adventures in understanding and wisdom. Violet is also a color of spirituality, and your explorations may often revolve around spiritual themes. This color is aligned with the crown chakra. That means you set your sights on higher understanding and intuitive evolution. You’re always aiming further - looking to hit that bulls eye of wisdom and truth. 

Capricorn [INDIGO: third-eye chakra] -  Color meanings of indigo for Capricorn zodiac signs deals with depth of perception. You have the ability to pierce the darkness and see clearly through confusion.  People depend on your consistent display of cool action. Indigo can pose a realm of unknowns, which may make you uncomfortable. Because you are gifted with intellectual alacrity, you like facts. Taking risks or delving into the unknown isn’t your bag baby. Nevertheless, indigo implies you have tremendous instinct. You’ve got the perception, confidence. Indigo is aligned with the third-eye chakra. That’s mighty powerful intuition coming into play.

Aquarius [VIOLET: crown chakra] - You have a keen sensitivity that has the color violet written all over it. This sensitivity shows itself as high creativity. As an expressive color, violet implies you find great joy in expressing your depth through art, music, writing. You have incredible ability to take ephemeral concepts, and weave them into meaningfulness with style. Violet can be a very internal color. Meaning, sometimes you are pulled into your own dreamy whirlpools of thought and sensitivity. Thankfully, violet can be very energizing too. This means you can activate the high frequencies of this color to draw you out of seclusion if you feel you’ve got too far into the depths of yourself. . Your understanding of the world is broad and unorthodox. You strive to bring forth your unique understanding so that others might see your colorful angle on life. Violet is aligned with the crown chakra. That means you can easily succeed in canvassing your vision for the world to see. You’ve got heady insight and high ideals. It’s vital you bring forth the waters of your unconventional views and discoveries.

Pisces [INDIGO: third-eye chakra] - Your indigo-colored waters run deep, Pisces. Some of the emotional waters you swim in are very dark - but very little escapes your perception. Indigo is all about moving deeply…especially in matters of emotion. You don’t even have to see what’s going on around you. You can just feel the energetic waves of emotion. This makes you highly sensitive to external influences. Luckily, indigo can be a very insulating and protective energy. Wear indigo when you need to be shielded from the psychic clatter of the world around you. Allow yourself to swim deeply, Pisces, but don’t hide yourself from the world. We need your sensitivity, your intensity and your powerful perception to remind us how profoundly connected we all are. Indigo is aligned with the third-eye chakra. That means your psychic abilities are extraordinarily keen. You can spend a lot of time in contemplation and meditation. When you come out of your ruminations, you’ve usually got some kind of impression. Often, your instinct is correct. Indigo is a gift of growth and vision. Your gifts of perception can help others in advancing their dreams, and realizing their greatest potential. You can use your gifts to give yourself the same lift.

THE SIGNS AS CINDERELLA IN "CINDERELLA"
  • Aries: Gets the fairy godmother to just give her a Prince Charming without having to do all of the "going to the ball" type effort.
  • Taurus: Takes the pumpkin carriage and flees from that shit hole forever with her pack of animals.
  • Gemini: Flees from the abusive family like a smart bitch would.
  • Cancer: Cries themselves to sleep because they weren't allowed to go to the ball.
  • Leo: Realizes she doesn't need a man to save her and just goes to the ball to have some fun on her own.
  • Virgo: Goes to the ball with the help of her fairy godmother. Slays that bitch. Goes home at the strike of twelve without being caught but forgets her glass slipper. Luckily, the Prince is tryna fuck and finds her, so they live happily ever after.
  • Libra: Steals her fairy godmother's wand and starts dong some crazy magic shit.
  • Scorpio: Fucks her stepsisters up for tearing up her dress and ends up getting locked up in the basement forever.
  • Sagittarius: Gets to the ball but ignores the Prince and gets drunk/lit. However, they are kicked out of the ball later on in the night and punished forever. #WORTHIT
  • Capricorn: Kills both her stepmother and stepsisters, taking back all of the money that was rightfully hers.
  • Aquarius: Ends up spending the whole night checking themselves out in the mirror with their beautiful blue dress.
  • Pisces: Gathers her army of animals and gets them to attack her abusive family, forcing them to TREAT HER BETTER but then Shawn Mendes bursts through the doors and swoops her into the sunset.
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anonymous asked:

How come some people seem like absolutely NOTHING close to what their natal chart says ? It just doesn't make sense.. do you have any idea why this may be?

Usually it’s wrong or no birth time most of the occurrences.  I do get of people who message in yelling at me that their chart is very wrong yet they have no actual time of birth.  The moon is near everything in Astrology and it’s degrees can shift so widely in a 24 hour period (As much as 12.)  This of course can not only change the aspects it makes, but also of course the sign or house it’s in. Without a birth time the houses can’t be seen which actually is very problematic because seeing how the planets work in the physical world tremendously matters.  

Not only can the Moon be off but so can the Ascendant tremendously.  This will change their overall outward behavior as well as realign the wheel, aspects, houses and soul mission (north node.)

I can get into a multitude of other reasons why people make no connection to their birth chart.

They are younger than 18 and need to look at their Draconic charts to see how they feel about their life up to that point.

In need of contacting an experienced astrologer to determine a more rounded read on their birth chart.

Occasionally there is narrow mindedness concerning planets.

Bias - Yes, Bias happens a lot.  Someone hates a “sign” and doesn’t want to be this sign or placement and fails to want to relate to their birth chart.

Another form of Bias , though not purposeful, are transits and secondary progressions.  Some inexperienced people who seek out information for the 1st time (or very early in learning) don’t realize the impact transits (especially those darn outer planets!) have on them at a current.  I have seen people numerously mistake a Saturn/Uranus/Neptune/Pluto long term transit for a fault in their natal placement.

Once in a very blue moon it is a naysayer or someone with such a strong dislike/disinterest in Astrology their approach can be conceived as lying or blatant trolling.  As much as I hate to admit some people just do have a vendetta to disapprove the art of Astrology.

THE SIGNS AS LEMONADE THE VISUAL ALBUM (BEYONCE) LOOKS

Aries: ‘Formation’ DylanLex Jewelry and Black Dress


Taurus:  ‘All Night’ Printed Dress


Gemini: ‘Pray You Catch Me’ Iconic Zip-up Hoodie


Cancer: ‘Freedom’ Maria Lucia Hohan Resort Collection Dress


Leo: ‘6 Inch’ Gucci Suit


Virgo: ‘Hold Up’ Robert Cavalli Fall Collection Dress


Libra: ‘Sorry’ Metallic Zana Bayne bra


Scorpio: ‘6 Inch’ House of  Malakai Head Piece


Sagittarius:  ‘Don’t Hurt Yourself’ Hood by Air Fur Coat and Yeezy set


Capricorn: ‘6 Inch’ Nicolas Jebran Orange Ball Gown


Aquarius: ‘Love Drought’ White Collar Dress with Black Panels


Pisces: ‘Formation’ Fendi Fur

My Playlist for the Signs: Aries
  • 1: Asleep at the Wheel // Band of Skulls
  • 2: Can't Stop // Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 3: Do Me A Favour // Arctic Monkeys
  • 4: Heroes // David Bowie
  • 5: Honkey Tonk Women // The Rolling Stones
  • 6: I Can't Quit You Baby // Led Zeppelin
  • 7: Last Forever // Fenech-Soler
  • 8: Mind Over Matter // Young the Giant
  • 9: Rollercoaster // Bleachers
  • 10: Uma Thurman // Fall Out Boy
signs

too cool for school: aries, leo, taurus, gemini, aquarius, cancer

too school for cool: capricorn, virgo, sagittarius, libra, scorpio, pisces