astrological wheel

  • Aries: *scrolls through pictures of sexy people on Instagram*
  • Taurus: *turns on pleasant rain sounds*
  • Gemini: *thinks about their past decisions in life and cringes*
  • Cancer: *watches a sad movie until they knock out*
  • Leo: *counts sheep and realizes that its bullshit and doesn't work*
  • Virgo: *scrolls through Tumblr until they get bored*
  • Libra: *jacks/jills off*
  • Scorpio: *writes a blog until they get tired*
  • Sagittarius: *stares at the ceiling*
  • Capricorn: *can't ever fall asleep*
  • Aquarius: *thinks about the most deep shit ever*
  • Pisces: *takes a sleeping pill*
The Signs as Cry Baby Lyrics

Aries - Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic. No one will love you if you’re unattractive // Mrs. Potato Head

Taurus - I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave // Cake

Gemini - A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too // Milk & Cookies

Cancer - You take things so hard, and then you fall apart // Cry Baby

Leo - So what if I’m crazy? The best people are // Mad Hatter

Virgo - Everyone thinks that we’re perfect; please don’t let them look through the curtains // Dollhouse

Libra - Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours, but was he yours if he wanted me so bad? // Pacify Her

Scorpio - I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say. Is this coming off in a cheesy way? // Training Wheels

Sagittarius - I’m sick of all the games I have to play // Soap

Capricorn - You were comforting and quiet; how did love become so violent? // Teddy Bear

Aquarius - If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it. All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure // Sippy Cup

Pisces - Chasing after you is like a fairytale, but I feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel // Carousel

Signs At Protests:

Aries: leading chants

Taurus: passing out snacks

Gemini: leading the march, even though they didn’t plan it

Cancer: made the most creative sign

Leo: taking lots of pictures

Virgo: journalist, taking notes, conducting interviews

Libra: giving out hugs

Scorpio: making lots of new friends

Sag: telling everyone who will listen how much more work needs to be done

Capricorn: coordinated and planned everything

Aquarius: yelling the loudest

Pisces: “can I take a picture of your sign??”

anonymous asked:

How come some people seem like absolutely NOTHING close to what their natal chart says ? It just doesn't make sense.. do you have any idea why this may be?

Usually it’s wrong or no birth time most of the occurrences.  I do get of people who message in yelling at me that their chart is very wrong yet they have no actual time of birth.  The moon is near everything in Astrology and it’s degrees can shift so widely in a 24 hour period (As much as 12.)  This of course can not only change the aspects it makes, but also of course the sign or house it’s in. Without a birth time the houses can’t be seen which actually is very problematic because seeing how the planets work in the physical world tremendously matters.  

Not only can the Moon be off but so can the Ascendant tremendously.  This will change their overall outward behavior as well as realign the wheel, aspects, houses and soul mission (north node.)

I can get into a multitude of other reasons why people make no connection to their birth chart.

They are younger than 18 and need to look at their Draconic charts to see how they feel about their life up to that point.

In need of contacting an experienced astrologer to determine a more rounded read on their birth chart.

Occasionally there is narrow mindedness concerning planets.

Bias - Yes, Bias happens a lot.  Someone hates a “sign” and doesn’t want to be this sign or placement and fails to want to relate to their birth chart.

Another form of Bias , though not purposeful, are transits and secondary progressions.  Some inexperienced people who seek out information for the 1st time (or very early in learning) don’t realize the impact transits (especially those darn outer planets!) have on them at a current.  I have seen people numerously mistake a Saturn/Uranus/Neptune/Pluto long term transit for a fault in their natal placement.

Once in a very blue moon it is a naysayer or someone with such a strong dislike/disinterest in Astrology their approach can be conceived as lying or blatant trolling.  As much as I hate to admit some people just do have a vendetta to disapprove the art of Astrology.

  • Aries: People who lie
  • Taurus: People who betray them
  • Gemini: People who catch feelings too quick
  • Cancer: People who don't agree with them
  • Leo: Being confronted
  • Virgo: When someone touches their hair
  • Libra: When someone pronounces their names wrong
  • Scorpio: People who are people
  • Sagittarius: Being wrong
  • Capricorn: Public display of affection
  • Aquarius: Over emotional people
  • Pisces: Working hard
My Playlist for the Signs: Aries
  • 1: Asleep at the Wheel // Band of Skulls
  • 2: Can't Stop // Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 3: Do Me A Favour // Arctic Monkeys
  • 4: Heroes // David Bowie
  • 5: Honkey Tonk Women // The Rolling Stones
  • 6: I Can't Quit You Baby // Led Zeppelin
  • 7: Last Forever // Fenech-Soler
  • 8: Mind Over Matter // Young the Giant
  • 9: Rollercoaster // Bleachers
  • 10: Uma Thurman // Fall Out Boy
Potential Health Issues seen through Astrology Charts

When Looking at an individual horoscope there are several places you may see where potential health concerns can occur.  The most major one is the sign ruling the 6th house cusp.   Planets in the 6th house can also bring the health afflictions that can be brought on by the body functions and parts they rule over.  If you use Placidus you may look at at both Placidus and Whole signs’ 6th house cusps (and planets) to determine what afflictions can occur.  Another condition that can cause health issues can be Sun and sign it’s in. This is simply because the Sun rules over the physical vitality.

In the natal birth chart the conditions mentioned above can show lifelong chronic health conditions or potential dispositions as life goes.  If suffering from an ongoing health condition transits to the 6th house ruler may agitate or alleviate them temporarily.  Transits to the sun may also in some cases cause this effect.  A planet transiting the personal 6th house may cause a possible trigger of one of these conditions as well in extreme circumstances.

It is recommended to use this information with contemplation in learning how to prepare to navigate the potential these conditions can come to pass. Prevention is the best medicine.

Now the Conditions:

Aries on 6th House Cusp (Scorpio Ascendant) / Sun in Aries / Mars in 6th House

Keep reading


Aries: ‘Formation’ DylanLex Jewelry and Black Dress

Taurus:  ‘All Night’ Printed Dress

Gemini: ‘Pray You Catch Me’ Iconic Zip-up Hoodie

Cancer: ‘Freedom’ Maria Lucia Hohan Resort Collection Dress

Leo: ‘6 Inch’ Gucci Suit

Virgo: ‘Hold Up’ Robert Cavalli Fall Collection Dress

Libra: ‘Sorry’ Metallic Zana Bayne bra

Scorpio: ‘6 Inch’ House of  Malakai Head Piece

Sagittarius:  ‘Don’t Hurt Yourself’ Hood by Air Fur Coat and Yeezy set

Capricorn: ‘6 Inch’ Nicolas Jebran Orange Ball Gown

Aquarius: ‘Love Drought’ White Collar Dress with Black Panels

Pisces: ‘Formation’ Fendi Fur


too cool for school: aries, leo, taurus, gemini, aquarius, cancer

too school for cool: capricorn, virgo, sagittarius, libra, scorpio, pisces

Signs when third-wheeling

Stares at phone: Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Virgo

Stares at food: Taurus, Leo, Aquarius, Pisces

Flirting with their friend’s date: Scorpio, Aries, Libra, Cancer

Weekly Tarot Card for Aquarius 5/5/17

Wheel of Fortune

You are at a point when you need to know that your luck is changing for the better and things will get better. No matter how you have been feeling lately, know that you will be feeling  a weight lifted off of your shoulders.

Deck: Everyday Witch Tarot by Deborah Blake and Elisabeth Alba, Copyright 2017 Llewellyn Publications

  • Aries: Gets the fairy godmother to just give her a Prince Charming without having to do all of the "going to the ball" type effort.
  • Taurus: Takes the pumpkin carriage and flees from that shit hole forever with her pack of animals.
  • Gemini: Flees from the abusive family like a smart bitch would.
  • Cancer: Cries themselves to sleep because they weren't allowed to go to the ball.
  • Leo: Realizes she doesn't need a man to save her and just goes to the ball to have some fun on her own.
  • Virgo: Goes to the ball with the help of her fairy godmother. Slays that bitch. Goes home at the strike of twelve without being caught but forgets her glass slipper. Luckily, the Prince is tryna fuck and finds her, so they live happily ever after.
  • Libra: Steals her fairy godmother's wand and starts dong some crazy magic shit.
  • Scorpio: Fucks her stepsisters up for tearing up her dress and ends up getting locked up in the basement forever.
  • Sagittarius: Gets to the ball but ignores the Prince and gets drunk/lit. However, they are kicked out of the ball later on in the night and punished forever. #WORTHIT
  • Capricorn: Kills both her stepmother and stepsisters, taking back all of the money that was rightfully hers.
  • Aquarius: Ends up spending the whole night checking themselves out in the mirror with their beautiful blue dress.
  • Pisces: Gathers her army of animals and gets them to attack her abusive family, forcing them to TREAT HER BETTER but then Shawn Mendes bursts through the doors and swoops her into the sunset.

Weekly Tarot Card for Leo 4/28/17

The Wheel

This is a time when you need to understand that no matter how rough things seem right now, they will always turn around for the better. You have been dealing with a stressful situation but it is about to come to an end.

Deck: Tarot of the Magical Forest by Leo Tang, Copyright 2008 Llewellyn Publications

The moon signs + compatibility
  • *this is just my personal opinion on what moon signs I think would be compatible or work well with each other!*
  • Aries moon: Sagittarius, Leo, Aries
  • Taurus moon: Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio
  • Gemini moon: Libra, Sagittarius, Leo, Aries
  • Cancer moon: Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo
  • Leo moon: Sagittarius, Libra, Gemini
  • Virgo moon: Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer, Aquarius
  • Libra moon: Leo, Gemini, Aquarius
  • Scorpio moon: Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, Capricorn,
  • Sagittarius moon: Gemini, Aries, Leo
  • Capricorn moon: Scorpio, Virgo, Taurus, Pisces
  • Aquarius moon: Aquarius, Aries, Libra
  • Pisces moon: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer

anonymous asked:

Can you make a idea list for Khione, Hemera and Asteria? Ik theyre not major gods but ive found myself devoted to them with ZERO resources hahaha

- Photos of the Balkan Mountains (Where Khione was said to dwell)
- Snowglobes
- Mountain water
- Homemade Snow (x)
- White glitter
- String paper snowflakes
- Candles (White, glittered)

- Blue veil/ Fabric
- Favorite pictures of the daytime sky
- Day or sky bottles (x x)
- Bronze
- Morning Glories
- Robins
- Candles (white, blue. grey, orange, yellow)

- Quails
- Meteorite
- Photos of Delos
- Dream journal
- Dream interpretation book
- Night/ Star bottles (x)
- Glow in the dark stars
- Astrology Wheel
- Hanging stars (x)
- Candles (White, Black, Purple, Silver, Dark blue)

Altar Ideas
Amphitrite - Aphrodite - Apollo - Ares - Artemis - Asteria - Demeter - Dionysus - Hades - Hebe - Hekate - Hemera - Hephaestus - Hera - Hermes - Khione - Persephone - Poseidon - Selene - Zeus

Weekly Tarot Card for Scorpio 5/13/17

Wheel of Fortune Reversed

This is a time when you are stressed because things are going the way that you would have wanted them to. Know that your luck is changing for the better and things will start to work out for you.

Deck: 78 Cards Tarot Deck, Eight Coins’ Tattoo Tarot, Artwork by Lana Zellner

  • Aries: Miley Cyrus' twerking craze.
  • Taurus: Justin Bieber leaving his pet monkey in Germany and peeing in a mop bucket.
  • Gemini: Lindsey Lohan's falling down during the 2000's.
  • Cancer: Brittany Spears' umbrella-swinging and bald-headed meltdown.
  • Leo: Jennifer Lawrence falling during the oscars.
  • Virgo: Justin Bieber throwing up during a performance.
  • Libra: Kayne West interrupting Taylor Swift's speech.
  • Scorpio: Everything about Amanda Bynes.
  • Sagittarius: Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men downfall.
  • Capricorn: The Paula Deen scandal.
  • Aquarius: Nicki Minaj calling Miley Cyrus out during the VMA's.
  • Pisces: Beyonce's hair gets stuck in a fan.