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The Signs as Cry Baby Lyrics

Aries - Don’t be dramatic, it’s only some plastic. No one will love you if you’re unattractive // Mrs. Potato Head

Taurus - I feel like I’m just missing something whenever you leave // Cake

Gemini - A little bit of sugar, but lots of poison, too // Milk & Cookies

Cancer - You take things so hard, and then you fall apart // Cry Baby

Leo - So what if I’m crazy? The best people are // Mad Hatter

Virgo - Everyone thinks that we’re perfect; please don’t let them look through the curtains // Dollhouse

Libra - Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours, but was he yours if he wanted me so bad? // Pacify Her

Scorpio - I wanna make you mine, but that’s hard to say. Is this coming off in a cheesy way? // Training Wheels

Sagittarius - I’m sick of all the games I have to play // Soap

Capricorn - You were comforting and quiet; how did love become so violent? // Teddy Bear

Aquarius - If they say to kill yourself, then you will try it. All the makeup in the world, won’t make you less insecure // Sippy Cup

Pisces - Chasing after you is like a fairytale, but I feel like I’m glued on tight to this carousel // Carousel

HOW THE SIGNS FALL ASLEEP
  • Aries: *scrolls through pictures of sexy people on Instagram*
  • Taurus: *turns on pleasant rain sounds*
  • Gemini: *thinks about their past decisions in life and cringes*
  • Cancer: *watches a sad movie until they knock out*
  • Leo: *counts sheep and realizes that its bullshit and doesn't work*
  • Virgo: *scrolls through Tumblr until they get bored*
  • Libra: *jacks/jills off*
  • Scorpio: *writes a blog until they get tired*
  • Sagittarius: *stares at the ceiling*
  • Capricorn: *can't ever fall asleep*
  • Aquarius: *thinks about the most deep shit ever*
  • Pisces: *takes a sleeping pill*
signs

too cool for school: aries, leo, taurus, gemini, aquarius, cancer

too school for cool: capricorn, virgo, sagittarius, libra, scorpio, pisces

Typical Qualities Each Sign Possesses:

Aries: stubbornness, the need to control, honesty, loyalty

Taurus: always hungry, adventurous, good sense of humor, happy-go-lucky

Gemini: uncertainty, distrust, independence, switching sides, wisdom

Cancer: emotional rollercoaster, lack of self control, sensual, tries really hard

Leo: prideful, loves and hates themselves too much, gets what they want, assertive, people-person

Virgo: unconventional, quiet, intelligent, silly sense of humor, childlike, unassuming

Libra: over-the-top, haughty, self-righteous, fiercely loyal, closed off

Scorpio: loud, overtly sexual, bossy, pushy, cuddly, opinionated, aggressive

Sag: whiny, dramatic, caring, overwhelming, gives up easily, humorous

Capricorn: hard worker, sarcastic, never has any time, ambitious, partier

Aquarius: goofy, eccentric, hippy, laughs easily, touchy, affectionate

Pisces: soft, over thinker, compassionate, wimp, artist type, sensitive

Potential Health Issues seen through Astrology Charts


When Looking at an individual horoscope there are several places you may see where potential health concerns can occur.  The most major one is the sign ruling the 6th house cusp.   Planets in the 6th house can also bring the health afflictions that can be brought on by the body functions and parts they rule over.  If you use Placidus you may look at at both Placidus and Whole signs’ 6th house cusps (and planets) to determine what afflictions can occur.  Another condition that can cause health issues can be Sun and sign it’s in. This is simply because the Sun rules over the physical vitality.

In the natal birth chart the conditions mentioned above can show lifelong chronic health conditions or potential dispositions as life goes.  If suffering from an ongoing health condition transits to the 6th house ruler may agitate or alleviate them temporarily.  Transits to the sun may also in some cases cause this effect.  A planet transiting the personal 6th house may cause a possible trigger of one of these conditions as well in extreme circumstances.

It is recommended to use this information with contemplation in learning how to prepare to navigate the potential these conditions can come to pass. Prevention is the best medicine.

Now the Conditions:


Aries on 6th House Cusp (Scorpio Ascendant) / Sun in Aries / Mars in 6th House

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That Dark Moon in ♐ was Intense!

Nov 30, 2016

We are moving into the New Moon and a new month. But that Dark Moon in Sagittarius yesterday was seriously intense!

Does anyone feel like some of their previously held worldviews or ideas were shattered?

Dark Moon in Sag can bring some serious reevaluation of inner truths.  You may not have even been conscious of it, or you may have thought of little else the last couple days. Some of us may have gone through a mild identity crisis. 

Whether you were aware of it or not, take this New Moon and the next few days of the first lunar phases this week to consciously evaluate what has changed, and create intentions towards your new state of being. What does your new outlook mean? How do your new truths effect your approach going forward? 

Spend some time in restful meditation and take time with the TV/Electronics/World OFF to process.  Journal, if you are a writer. 

And, don’t forget time to REST! Shattering false truths, identities, and previously held worldviews can be exhausting and take a toll on the soul. Drink Tea, take a bath, sit on the porch.  

We are late in the Autumn season, and very soon now we will head into Winter, the greatest era of change, with the death of the year, and the death of many old ideas and patterns. 

THE SIGNS AS LEMONADE THE VISUAL ALBUM (BEYONCE) LOOKS

Aries: ‘Formation’ DylanLex Jewelry and Black Dress


Taurus:  ‘All Night’ Printed Dress


Gemini: ‘Pray You Catch Me’ Iconic Zip-up Hoodie


Cancer: ‘Freedom’ Maria Lucia Hohan Resort Collection Dress


Leo: ‘6 Inch’ Gucci Suit


Virgo: ‘Hold Up’ Robert Cavalli Fall Collection Dress


Libra: ‘Sorry’ Metallic Zana Bayne bra


Scorpio: ‘6 Inch’ House of  Malakai Head Piece


Sagittarius:  ‘Don’t Hurt Yourself’ Hood by Air Fur Coat and Yeezy set


Capricorn: ‘6 Inch’ Nicolas Jebran Orange Ball Gown


Aquarius: ‘Love Drought’ White Collar Dress with Black Panels


Pisces: ‘Formation’ Fendi Fur

Zodiac Wheel.

The Zodiac is an imaginary belt of the Heavens, within which are the apparent paths of the Sun, Moon and Planets. The belt contains twelve Constellations of Stars (hence the twelve Signs of the Zodiac) and each of the twelve Signs are governed by one of these four Elements: Earth, Fire, Air or Water. Astrology plays a big part in the Zodiac, as it is the actual study of influence that the Sun, Moon, Stars and Planets have on an individual at the time of their Birth (which creates all the Sun/Moon/Rising Signs of the Zodiac).

Signs when third-wheeling

Stares at phone: Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Virgo

Stares at food: Taurus, Leo, Aquarius, Pisces

Flirting with their friend’s date: Scorpio, Aries, Libra, Cancer

Heathens

You’ll never know the psychopath sitting next to you: Scorpio, Virgo, Pisces, Aquarius, Leo

You’ll never know the murderer sitting next to you: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Sagittarius, Libra, Capricorn, Taurus

THE SIGNS AS CINDERELLA IN "CINDERELLA"
  • Aries: Gets the fairy godmother to just give her a Prince Charming without having to do all of the "going to the ball" type effort.
  • Taurus: Takes the pumpkin carriage and flees from that shit hole forever with her pack of animals.
  • Gemini: Flees from the abusive family like a smart bitch would.
  • Cancer: Cries themselves to sleep because they weren't allowed to go to the ball.
  • Leo: Realizes she doesn't need a man to save her and just goes to the ball to have some fun on her own.
  • Virgo: Goes to the ball with the help of her fairy godmother. Slays that bitch. Goes home at the strike of twelve without being caught but forgets her glass slipper. Luckily, the Prince is tryna fuck and finds her, so they live happily ever after.
  • Libra: Steals her fairy godmother's wand and starts dong some crazy magic shit.
  • Scorpio: Fucks her stepsisters up for tearing up her dress and ends up getting locked up in the basement forever.
  • Sagittarius: Gets to the ball but ignores the Prince and gets drunk/lit. However, they are kicked out of the ball later on in the night and punished forever. #WORTHIT
  • Capricorn: Kills both her stepmother and stepsisters, taking back all of the money that was rightfully hers.
  • Aquarius: Ends up spending the whole night checking themselves out in the mirror with their beautiful blue dress.
  • Pisces: Gathers her army of animals and gets them to attack her abusive family, forcing them to TREAT HER BETTER but then Shawn Mendes bursts through the doors and swoops her into the sunset.
The signs after being dumped by someone they were MADLY IN LOVE WITH

Aries: acts like they’re cool with it, will DEFINITELY play it cool at first, but may suddenly break down publicly or privately, most likely privately because they don’t want to make themselves feel weak
Taurus: will feel reallyreallyreally sad, maybe even mildly depressed. will most likely avoid talking about it and generally may lose an interest for talking altogether
Gemini: they will feel powerless, like the life has been sucked out of them. they may even feel slightly embarrassed or humiliated as if they have been ridiculed by the person who meant most to them
Cancer: may even try really hard to act strong or “positive” infront of everyone, but if they’re around their good friends or alone they will cry like tomorrow won’t come. they will feel so small and vulnerable to the point where they will practically hibernate from the world (in their shell) (sorry for the crab joke)
Leo: their ego will simply be DE-STROYE-D. they will literally feel as if they are living a lie, like they have false pride. they’re hearts will just break and it’s as if they felt it crumble inside their chest. they will feel they’re heart sink as they do.. it’s real sad seeing a leo feeling less than they are
Virgo: will try really hard to brave face on for everyone and themselves. they will try so hard to pretend they’re okay even if they’re in a lot of pain.. and most likely they will be. they will cry, but for the sakes of their sanity they will cut themselves off from crying
Libra: will cry with genuine sadness & may experience a feeling as if they were in disbelief. they may feel confused and worth less than they truly are, but they will pick themselves up quite easily and will soldier on
Scorpio: they will feel waves of melancholic sadness hit them like a truck. they will feel so, so powerless that they could just pack their shit and move to another city. the anger and sadness in a way inspires them to do things they wouldn’t have done before, and though at the time they will be messed up, they will inevitably come out stronger and wiser with much to say
Sagittarius: will feel a sure sadness. they will feel upset and as if someone had taken their spark away because they could. they generally see it as one-sided and will always feel like the victim without thinking of the other person’s situation. they would probably desperately try to talk to their ex again and sort it out, if not they would keep very quiet about their feelings
Capricorn: will feel their ego slide through their fingertips and they will feel as if they have officially lost control of everything. they could potentially get really mad or just feel weak. they will probably swallow the pain and definitely hide it from other people
Aquarius: will feel as if they have lost their meaning, their muse… everything they live for. they may feel as if they are pointless or their life is about to hit a dead end, but that period would not last long, and they will shake off their inexplicable moment of deep thought for some positive thinking
Pisces: will feel completely and utterly lost. they may try so hard to keep their ex from leaving and will beg and plead to keep them. they will practically crawl all the way across the world and return with skinned knees and blistered fingers to try and keep the one they love. they will wallow in their sadness, & will only show their true pain to some

My Playlist for the Signs: Aries
  • 1: Asleep at the Wheel // Band of Skulls
  • 2: Can't Stop // Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 3: Do Me A Favour // Arctic Monkeys
  • 4: Heroes // David Bowie
  • 5: Honkey Tonk Women // The Rolling Stones
  • 6: I Can't Quit You Baby // Led Zeppelin
  • 7: Last Forever // Fenech-Soler
  • 8: Mind Over Matter // Young the Giant
  • 9: Rollercoaster // Bleachers
  • 10: Uma Thurman // Fall Out Boy

Astrological Wheel, or Mandala, is a map of the space surrounding us at the time of our birth. The wheel is divided into twelve sections called houses - six houses in the sky above, six beneath the Earth below. These houses are numbered counterclockwise, starting with the 1st house and the direction east. Planets in the heavens are placed on the chart wheel in the houses that correspond to where they actually are in the sky. Of the 12 houses, astrologers find the four most important are the one directly above our heads (10th), the one under our feet (4th), the one on the left and to the east (1st), and the one on the right and to the west (7th). These four are called angular, because they mark the corners of the chart: south, north, east, and west.

In the chart wheel, the planets are placed in their zodiac positions. The zodiac stretches in a circle through all 360 degrees of the surrounding sky, and this circle is divided into sections of 30 degrees - the familiar 12 signs. Planet positions are measured within signs by degrees, minutes, and seconds of circular arc.

The wheel is also seen as two hemispheres - a top and a bottom. The upper part of the chart (houses 7-12) represents that part of the sky that was overhead and above the horizon at the time of our birth. It has to do with the world of thoughts, ideas, ideals, and planning. The lower hemisphere (houses 1-6) marks that part of the heavens that we have under us - and cannot see - below the horizon and on the other side of the Earth from us. It has to do with experiences, embodiments, incarnation, and so forth. In other word, the sky above and the Earth below.

The moon signs + compatibility
  • *this is just my personal opinion on what moon signs I think would be compatible or work well with each other!*
  • Aries moon: Sagittarius, Leo, Aries
  • Taurus moon: Capricorn, Cancer, Scorpio
  • Gemini moon: Libra, Sagittarius, Leo, Aries
  • Cancer moon: Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo
  • Leo moon: Sagittarius, Libra, Gemini
  • Virgo moon: Taurus, Capricorn, Cancer, Aquarius
  • Libra moon: Leo, Gemini, Aquarius
  • Scorpio moon: Cancer, Pisces, Virgo, Capricorn,
  • Sagittarius moon: Gemini, Aries, Leo
  • Capricorn moon: Scorpio, Virgo, Taurus, Pisces
  • Aquarius moon: Aquarius, Aries, Libra
  • Pisces moon: Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer
THINGS THE SIGNS DON'T LIKE
  • Aries: People who lie
  • Taurus: People who betray them
  • Gemini: People who catch feelings too quick
  • Cancer: People who don't agree with them
  • Leo: Being confronted
  • Virgo: When someone touches their hair
  • Libra: When someone pronounces their names wrong
  • Scorpio: People who are people
  • Sagittarius: Being wrong
  • Capricorn: Public display of affection
  • Aquarius: Over emotional people
  • Pisces: Working hard