astrological signs

The Signs As Vine Quotes
  • Aries: “What up, I’m Jared I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read”
  • Taurus: "Hi welcome to Chili's"
  • Gemini: "I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH"
  • Cancer: "Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this."
  • Leo: "What the FUCK is up Kyle"
  • Virgo: "Look at all these chickens"
  • Libra: "CHRIS IS THAT A WEED"
  • Scorpio: "Next time you put a hand on me Imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH"
  • Sagittarius: "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets"
  • Capricorn: "You better watch out, you better watch out, you bETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT”
  • Aquarius: "Welcome to bible study, we’re all children of Jesus! Kumbaya, my lord!"
  • Pisces: "Suh dude"
Signs and Crushes

Aries: Pretty upfront about it, always on the lookout for someone and when they find that perfect someone they cling on. You’ll know if they like you by the measure of inside jokes you have, the amount of touching and eye contact. Pay attention next time their around. Give it some time and eventually they’ll tell you.

Taurus: Timid about it. They’re very fun people and love to just go with you anywhere. Very vexing and charming signs, so they might feel unattainable to you. In nature they doubt themselves, so they might feel the same about you. That being said, they most likely will go to their grave simply crushing on you. Maybe it’s best you make the first move with this sign.

Gemini: Like Taurus, this sign is timid about liking you. They want you to make the first move and tell them you like them. When it comes to crushes, this sign might do the most discreet things like tagging you in a post or remembering your pet’s name. Loves to laugh at memes with you. Wants to take you to new places but doesn’t know how to ask. Very gentle. Probably best you make the first move.

Cancer: Very lovey-dovey. Loves to compliment you in small ways and it might be pretty obvious they like you. Compliment them back, you’ll notice how they blush and smile. Very cute. You might also notice how they want to invite you in with their own friends. It is either-or with this sign when it comes to crushes. Depending on the person, you might want to tell them yourself.

Leo: A very fierce sign. They get what they want because of their strong demeanor. They’ll charm you into their lives and never let you go. When this sign likes you, they’ll be fairly shy at first, but pay attention to body language. Do they laugh a lot? Focus all of their attention on you? Once they’re comfortable with you, they don’t hold anything back.

Virgo: This sign needs to know that you mutually like them. They don’t go off on a limb and assume things. They don’t ask you on a date out of nowhere, even if they do suspect you like them back. They’re a logical sign, and they just need to know that the feelings are reciprocated. Therefore, it might not be that obvious that they have a crush on you. They want to get to know you better and understand your intentions. Once they do, they’ll open up to you and be very obvious when it comes to liking you.

Libra: A truly kind sign. Once you get close enough to them, they’re willing to do anything for that special someone. They love to brag about you to their friends and you might find yourself on their social media frequently. Eventually, they may come around to telling you how they truly feel.

Scorpio: Now you and I both know a Scorpio will tell you, your family, your neighbors, and your friends that they like you. They don’t hold much back. It takes a while to crack that hard shell of theirs, but once you do there is no going back. It might be overbearing at times, but Scorpio only has the best intentions at heart. You know they like you if they put you above anyone else.

Sagittarius: Very withdrawn when it comes to having crushes. They feel like they fail at love and so, when they do have a crush, they hold back completely. They love to laugh with you and adventure with you. Give them some time, and they’ll come around. Do not bombard them by confronting them instantly.

Capricorn: Similar to sagittarius, this sign is very withdrawn. They have a rather passive personality and will play it off as if you’re not much in their life. You might take notice to this. However, they think the world of you. Have some late-night mushy conversations with them and you’ll know they think the world of you. They’re a sweet sign, but they can break your heart in an instant.

Aquarius: This sign is bubbly when they like you. Very kind and smiley. They love the finer things in life and they aren’t afraid of showing you. Beautiful people both inside and out and you definitely don’t want to lose them. They make it obvious when they like you. It’s the little things in life that mean the most of them. So if they show you things like little places around town and beautiful, hidden scenery then you should just know.

Pisces: A reserved sign, or at least they try to be. When it comes to them liking you, honey, you’ll know. Compliments out the wazoo. Tries to make you laugh as much as possible. They always think about you, always. They worry for you, get excited for you, and will love you unconditionally. They have an obsessive personality and when they have a crush on you, all that obsession is pointed to you. They get so scared that they’ll mess up somehow. They make amazing lovers, but they will leave if something feels wrong.

the signs as people i’ve known

aries: passionate verging on obsessive.  defensive of both themselves and the people they love.  few layers; what you see is more or less what you get.  good-hearted, intelligent.  always up for a challenge, but becomes stressed out very easily and handles stress very poorly.  even when they’re tired, they somehow seem so alert and two steps ahead of you.  responsible.  they prefer to lead and lead very well.  interesting, competitive, loyal.  although they like to be correct and love to prove people wrong, more than anything they just want someone to listen and expand on their point, not disagree with it. romantic but they like to pretend that they aren’t.  they seek instant gratification and hate doing things that they’re not naturally great at (but they’re naturally great at a lot).  can be very self-absorbed, but it’s not conscious.  so loving and so lovely.  the yang to my yin, the storm to my calm.  a friend who completes me.

taurus: extremely nice, and they never want to hurt anybody’s feelings, so they tend to skirt around the truth or omit their opinion.  truly, genuinely kind, the sort of person you hope will always stay in your life, the sort of person you feel like you really need.  dependable, hardworking, stable.  they have been through a lot, but looking at them, you wouldn’t know it.  will ultimately put themselves before you (which is a good thing), but is always there for you when they can be. very realistic; they know what they can achieve and expect themselves to do so.  private to a fault, and doesn’t usually express their feelings. there is something about their soul that makes me smile whenever i think of them. one of the people i love most in this world.  my equal, the friend who i hope knows how much i love them.

gemini: endlessly charming, supportive, and brave.  always wants to make everyone happy, often at the expense of their own desires, so they’ll do things they don’t want to do but be kind of grouchy about it, leading others to believe that they are picky and that they change their mind too much.  frequently changes the details of a story to either make it more interesting or get out of trouble.  wants more than anything to see and experience the good in the world but is very often a victim of the bad.  overly-trusting.  they can make any experience memorable, and they are the most fun you’ll ever have. quite self-critical but they also know that they have a certain power over people. forgetful, tolerant, warm.  often feels quite overwhelmed and may not handle this feeling wisely.  crazy but kind.  the one whom words fail to describe.  the biggest piece of my heart, my mother.

cancer: both friendly and intimidating.  difficult to read.  patient and cooperative but more often than not, they think their idea/opinion is better than yours.  very, very smart.  super dependable, so sensitive, hold grudges like it’s their life’s calling. courageous.  behave very differently around authority figures, likes being seen as innocent and cute. they will keep your secrets but they will kind of hold them over you, and they tend to taunt others by saying, “i know [x] about [y] and you don’t.”  very funny, dark, and sarcastic once you get to know them, but initially sweet and sugary.  survivalists; they protect themselves first and their loved ones second and don’t really care about everyone else. friendly. once they’re in a relationship, they become rather absorbed by it and neglect the other parts of their life.  dramatic, obsessive. rather strong-willed.  when they’re having an off day, get out of their way.  they will never forget anything you tell them.  they see life as an inside joke.  my figurative fraternal twin.  the friend who is just like me but whom i’ll never understand.

leo: impressively loving, astonishingly generous, the whole universe in one person.  soft and loud, wild and cautious.  they are full of power, grace, and energy, and they awaken within you the sense that you are good and that you can do whatever you want to do. even when they’re quiet, their presence is felt. very self-critical, constantly questioning their worth. always in need of validation, which is why they like to be the center of attention; in order to know that they’re a star, they require a standing ovation. they want to love themselves, they need to love themselves. such a romantic, wants to be wooed and adored, and they’ll gladly return the favor.  soothing.  they are so easy to trust, but they are more careful with their own secrets than they seem. they love with every bone in their body.  they want, more than anything, a best friend. loyal, inventive, go-getters. great listeners.  can somehow empathize with every situation, but are mildly obsessed with themselves. love winning. my idol, the part of myself i hope i grow into, my aunt.

virgo: hilarious, dependable, treats you like their kid.  trustworthy, sympathetic. they are fascinating and unique, but they are too attached to their own magic. more obsessive than they like to think they are.  they take criticism very well, perhaps because they dish it out even better. level-headed but aspirational. they prefer to be the less loving one in all of their relationships.  feels guilty for feeling sad or emotional. curious and interested.  can talk for hours if you let them.  kind and smart, wants to be special and different from everyone else. treats the people closest to them the worst. believes in tough love.  loves to joke and be sarcastic but usually takes it a few steps too far.  perfectionistic, which leads them to put little effort into things that they feel they can’t do flawlessly.  the one i protect who thinks they’re protecting me.  the friend whom i loved right away.

libra: angelic, enchanting, sweet.  picky. they are so afraid of offending someone that they have to know someone really likes them before they’ll be honest with them.  so many layers.  funny and diligent. treats everyone like their best friend, but when you are their best friend, there is just something so slightly different about how they treat you, something that makes you feel amazing. good at everything.  completely unable to make decisions. gossipers. they want to like everyone, but they just don’t.  absolutely hates saying no, but will do it if it’s 100% necessary.  sleepy and goofy around people they love. works hard to look good, trendy.  smart, fair.  nervous around authority figures. fearful of loss and of growing up.  secret control freaks.  they are at once youthful and wise.  crazy patient on the outside, just crazy on the inside. always somewhere on my mind, the one who i was always meant to know. my very best friend, my soul’s sister.

scorpio: the best listener. truly wants to know everything about you. extremely devoted, passionate.  knows you very, very well.  so funny, so kind.  will stick with you through thick and thin, always on your side.  gives great advice. the person across the room who you can’t stop staring at.  secretive, fearful, romantic.  both observant and judgmental. will hate you for judging them while they judge you.  their heart is bigger than anyone else’s, and all they really want is to fill it to its brim with love. very often the sidekick, but they stand out to me. they are quite obsessive and they rarely wait for explanations. they want to own the people they love.  intuitive.  loves you soooo much.  impossible to know fully. deep, powerful. the ocean flows inside them, yet all too often that ocean is stormy.  the person many people think i am, the person i sometimes i wish i was.  my confidante, my partner in crime, my heart, my friend.

sagittarius: the most supportive and dependable person on the planet.  an amazing friend, the best person to have in your corner.  honest and disorganized, friendly and capable.  very quick to anger and has a hard time admitting they’re wrong.  devotes themselves wholly and completely to their partner and puts them on a pedestal, but once they’ve moved on, they’ve really moved on.  tends to succeed, lucky.  has a hard time seeing the truth of a situation and often must be told what’s really going on.  charismatic and caring, overly generous.  can spread themselves thin.  guided chiefly by morals which they never abandon.  has a strong sense of right and wrong (specifically, they’re right, you’re wrong).  my backbone, my other mother.

capricorn: pensive and stoic.  has a brain that never stops going.  they wake up every morning in the climax of a novel they’ve written in their sleep.  loyal, just, intimidating.  cold and private.  mean to people who are mean to them.  shuts down entirely for seemingly no reason.  the wisest of all.  mature.  silently romantic. victim of their thoughts.  intense, original.  they want someone to fall really deeply in love with them, but they close themselves off to everyone. admires the beauty of the world, moved by small details that many people miss. always thinking of the future, no matter how good the present is.  judgmental. wants to be better than everyone else. exceptionally smart. often falling apart on the inside.  can think themselves into sickness, into joy, into anything. loves to be alone, hates more than anything to be lonely.  soft on the inside. the best leaders but they don’t like to lead.  kind-hearted and always doubting it. immensely fatalistic.  the dreamy head behind my eyes.  myself.

aquarius: very patient.  analytical, detached.  they have favorite people and things and they will be honest about who and what these favorites are.  they love you, they just can’t tell you.  wants to be cared for without caring in return. easy to talk to, somehow always makes you feel safe.  impressive intellect. generous with the people they love.  genuinely good, inspiring.  easily overwhelmed.  resorts to humor when offended.  doesn’t try very hard to act like they like someone they hate.  wants to be special.  artificially nice to authority figures.  can be surprisingly mean without intending to.  very good liars.  super funny.  compliments mean a lot coming from them.  the person i forget i am, the friend i should talk to more.

pisces: kind-hearted, funny.  to really know them, you kind of have to know them forever.  so easy to love.  hates to think about the difficulties of the world and prefers to just have fun.  very much in the present and tries not to think about the future.  as such, they sometimes behave without thinking and wind up messing things up for themselves.  they tend to be kind of lazy in regards to some things and extremely passionate in regards to others; there isn’t a lot of balance.  can be very mean and very angry.  won’t apologize first when you’ve made them mad. must express themselves in some way.  no matter how much they say that they love you, they always love you more than that.  quite sensitive, hates few things more than being called annoying. super generous, always wants to be there for you but hates not being able to make you happier. truly the sweetest. my favorite person, my brother.

The Zodiac Signs and Regret

Once it’s over, it’s over: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius

They regret things but try their best to move forward: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Capricorn

The often find themselves dwelling on the past: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces

Signs trying not to laugh

Has a face made of stone: Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo, Aries

Somehow ends up laughing water out their nose: Gemini, Sagittarius, Leo, Scorpio

Surrenders after 5 seconds: Aquarius, Cancer, Libra, Pisces

The Signs as Cats
  • Aries: A small, friendly calico cat that loves to play and run around. doesn't enjoy cuddling too much, but is lovable as hell!
  • Taurus: Fluffy Siberian cat with big eyes that you fall in love with the second you see them. Very sweet and loving, they're the cat you'll want to keep.
  • Gemini: A Manx, very cute and friendly, but they're different than the rest. Usually an outsider, but they have a heart of gold.
  • Cancer: Munchkin cat! They're loved by everyone, a crowd favorite. No one can say no to them, even if they can be a little evil sometimes. They're always forgiven.
  • Leo: A small, fluffy, Scottish Fold. Leo's are great friends, and not everyone can have them as their friend. But if you get one, you'll feel extremely lucky.
  • Virgo: Siamese cat that is beautiful inside and out. They're kind and fun and always make everyone feel welcome.
  • Libra: A fluffy Maine Coon. They're sweet and pretty and fun, but if you get too close, they'll attack. They love your attention, but don't get too friendly!
  • Scorpio: Big ass Persian cat! Lovable and sweet and your best friend - but you have to let them warm up to you before you get too close.
  • Sagittarius: Savannah cat. They look like they won't be friendly and they'll attack, but they're just as nice as any other cat.
  • Capricorn: A sweet, loving Ragdoll. They don't get as much love as they should, but they don't mind. They appreciate any amount of attention and kindness they get, and they'll give it right back!
  • Aquarius: A classic Tabby cat. Some may say they're not special or unique, but they each have a personality you can't help but love.
  • Pisces: Bombay cat. They're cute and friendly at first, but they can attack you like a panther if you don't give them what they want. Make sure you give them lots of attention and love, and they'll be your best friend.
What the signs need rn...

Aries: pasta

Taurus: some old skool lovin

Gemini: a certificate of excellence

Cancer: netflix netflix netflix flix of net etflix-nay all ay-day

Leo: hot boys

Virgo: a new dress

Libra: a kiss

Scorpio: a fuck to give

Sagittarius: some hairspray

Capricorn: a slice of their favorite kind of pizza

Aquarius: a wifi connection for FUCKING ONCE

Pisces: some friends

the signs as random shit kids have said in science class (part 1)
  • Aquarius: I don't see with eyes. I see with brows.
  • Pisces: That light bulb is a good boy. A good rainbow boy.
  • Aries: Ty...Ty? Did you bring your purple vibrator again?
  • Taurus: *repeatedly chants* I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
  • Gemini: Screw the science-ing; become a singer!
  • Cancer: Brendon Urie is a good dad dog.
  • Leo: My dad bought the sun for ten million dollars and he called it Sun.
  • Virgo: (to the teacher) I can't hear you. I can't hear fake news.
  • Libra: I love Jewish people! They make the best falafel.
  • Scorpio: Bill Nye: Teen Heartthrob and International Sex Symbol
  • Sagittarius: A supernova is NOT a suicide.
  • Capricorn: The fastest thing in the universe is you nutting. Zoom.
What to Do With the Zodiac Signs

Gently clasp their hand in yours: Gemini, Virgo, Pisces

Run your fingers through their hair: Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Kiss them slowly under the stars: Aries, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius

Girls and their Signs

“An Aquarius sat me down and she had a look on her face and I knew this was going to be serious. She was never serious, until she told me she loved me.

 An Aries stopped me when I wrapped my arms around her waist. She was not going to have it today, and I slowly just let go and kissed the back of her neck and she melted again. The fire in her eyes rekindled and we smiled.

 A Cancer called in the middle of the night, wanting to talk, and suddenly the atmosphere changed. She told me about her past, and what she had to go through and what made her become who she is now, and seeing her vulnerable I couldn’t stop myself from crying with her.

 A Capricorn showed me her scars and she laughed about it, and I knew it was forced. I reached for her hand and she slowly became a mess and apologized for staining my shirt.

A Gemini loved me so fully, that when she left she brought a piece of me where ever she may be. A side of hers will remain with me. 

A Leo came forcing herself into my life and showed me what real loyalty was, and when it was over she was proud to say that I will never find someone like her with tears in her eyes, but she held her head high and her chest out. She was proud of herself and she was right.

A Libra opened me to a world where not everything has to be spontaneous, and that everything can be so simple with just the amount of time and patience. She told me the world was ours and I believe her for it. 

A Pisces showed me how to be a hopeless romantic, and to vibe with the energy around me and not to take things to seriously. She was the half of me and she tells me I was hers.

A Sagittarius baked me tons of cake and sweets when she has time, and that was always the high light of my life. 

A Scorpio became so over protective of me and she would constantly ask about me and who I was with, but if vice versa she would say don’t worry and that I shouldn’t worry who she’s with because at the end of the day she was with me.

A Taurus loved me and sends me videos and music when she gets reminded of me. She would take pictures of art from galleries she visits and asks for my input of it, and we would laugh about it afterwards. She would sometimes send me pictures of me as her skin glistens like gold and she would ask me if she was beautiful even with her skin covered in scars.

 A Virgo came into my life and showed me all the 12 things I write about, and everything in her I see the opposite of me, and she was everything I could ask for. When she left the light she brought with her began to dim and I watched her love someone else, and that was the most painful thing.” 

the signs and the five senses

aries: the smell of cigarette smoke, the sight of empty streets at night, the sound of uncontrollable laughter, the taste of tea, the feel of many kisses.

taurus: the smell of fresh flowers, the sight of words scribbled out on paper, the sound of a guilty pleasure pop song, the taste of marshmallows, the feel of a good night’s sleep. 

gemini: the smell of expensive perfume, the sight of sunsets, the sound of water ripples, the taste of champagne, the feel of a bathroom tile bare-footed.

cancer: the smell of baked goods, the sight of sunflowers, the sound of seagulls, the taste of soft icecream, the feel of sand between your toes.

leo: the smell of an evening barbecue, the sight of sparklers, the sound of whistling, the taste of coca-cola, the feel of warm sunshine.

virgo: the smell of a forest, the sight of vines on buildings, the sound of vinyls, the taste of avocado, the feel of leaves rustling under your shoes.

libra: the smell of vanilla, the sight of painted handprints on a wall, the sound of a movie soundtrack, the taste of italian food, the feel of a warm bubble bath. 

scorpio: the smell of bonfires, the sight of bookshelves in libraries, the sound of a type-writer, the taste of whiskey, the feel of an oversized jumper.

sagittarius: the smell of candles, the sight of fairy lights, the sound of a church choir, the taste of mint, the feel of nostalgia.  

capricorn: the smell of book pages, the sight of tartan patterns, the sound of a busy city street, the taste of coffee, the feel of ambition.

aquarius: the smell of nail polish, the sight of a full moon, the sound of a music box, the taste of liquorice, the feel of goosebumps.

pisces: the smell of swimming pools, the sight of a messed up bed, the sound of a piano, the taste of pancakes, the feel of first love.

¿De qué están hechos los signos?

Aries: Lava. Los cráneos de sus enemigos. El fuego que no daña tu piel. La sangre de una nariz rota.

Tauro: El olor del desayuno de una mañana suave. La brisa de otoño. La pizza recalentada del día anterior. Audífonos.

Géminis: Lluvia de colores. Un par de medias iguales pero diferente color. Globos. Música para un mal día.

Cáncer: Sabanas. Un café con leche en la mañana. El suéter especial para estar solo. El inicio feliz de un libro triste.

Leo: Las lagrimas de sus ex-amantes. Una arena de oro. La corona del rey al que mataron para obtenerla. Una manzana de oro.

Virgo: El cloro que deja manchas. El perfume de una cita. La elegancia de un día frío. El aullar de los lobos.

Libra: Brillantina. Anuncios de neón. Una fiesta que se lleva al cuarto. Las luces colgantes.

Escopio: Café. Labios rotos y mordidos. Los tatuajes de la Luna. El humo del cigarrillo.

Sagitario: Un mochilero al paso. Los corazones dibujados de un cuaderno viejo y olvidado. Una salida en grupo. Una comida a medias.

Capricornio: Las paginas dobladas y amarillentas de un buen libro. CDs. Antigüedades. Un globo terráqueo.

Acuario: Globos de nieve. Los borrones de una hoja. Los cuernos de la Luna. La aurolea de la Luna.

Piscis: Vodka. La pecera de un pez negro. El oleaje calmo. Las flores que flotan en el mar.

-Jenn♈️

personal understanding of the signs
  • aries: little bitch who's always pissed off
  • taurus: can go from big cuddly teddy bear to el fuckass within minutes
  • gemini: the absolute worst and best at the same time. the funniest, make sure to love them
  • cancer: they are a big ball of confidence until u make one (1) relatively negative comment about em, then it's all tears and drama
  • leo: really outgoing and sweet. playful cuddlers, but probably has a secret evil side
  • virgo: the most sophisticated of the signs. despite this, they REALLY know how to party
  • libra: suspicious. very unpredictable and spontaneous, you never know what they're up to
  • scorpio: ice. fucking. cold. they're really fun when you're on good terms with them, but get on their bad side and they will ruin you.. tbh they're the baddest bitches out there
  • sagittarius: really chill. can easily be anyone's best friend. can throw a kickass party when the time comes
  • capricorn: they're uh.. strange, to say the least. they got some odd characteristics and even weirder secrets. but overall, really funny people
  • aquarius: the softest. really sweet, everyone loves them. i can barely believe it when i hear that an aquarius did something wrong.
  • pisces: they're almost as two-faced as geminis, but i think that's pretty useful. for the most part, they're fun to be around

The Signs When Mad

* Check Mars Sign + Sun

Aries: They Blow Up Out Of No Where. They Scream Without Meaning Too. Their Anger Is Impulsive, And Intense. However, It Will Leave Just As Quick As It Came. They Are The Type To Beat Your Ass, They Will Hit You.

Taurus: SO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!! They Won’t Have The Courage To Yell At You, They Will Just Try Their Best To Make You Feel Guilty About It. IF They Do Yell, You Surpassed Their Breaking Point. They Will Hold It against You Until The Day They Die, But Don’t Worry, Its Not Your Fault You Hurt Them:)

Gemini: Their Anger Is Extreme. When They Are Angry, They Have No Mercy. They Are Crazy, They Are The Type To Blow Up Your House. Their Anger Is Creative, And Will Hurt You In The Best Way They Can. They Get The Most Upset When They Don’t Get Their Way, However Just like Aries Their Anger Doesn’t Stay For Long.

Cancer: They Get Mad When Its About Something They Are Passionate Or Emotional About. If You Insult Their Beliefs Or Ideas Trust Me, They Will Snap. They Will Argue With You Until You Give Up, They Don’t Yell Or Scream. Usually Just Argue.

Leo: It Hurts To See Them Angry…Their Voices Pierce Your Ears. They Get Angry If You Insult Them, Or Embarrass Them. If You Make Them Feel Small Or Less, You Will Not Get Away With It. PETTY.

Virgo: They Will Point Out Every Single Flaw Of Yours When They’re Mad At You. They Turn Your Own Words Against You. They Will Use Logic And Will Dig Deep Under Your Skin. You Will Be The One Yelling, Not Them.

Libra: Their Anger Is Bottled Up. How could THEY Get Angry? It Is Rare To See Them Angry Or Yell. Usually Just REALLY Passive Agressive. Uses Words To Make You Feel Their Anger.

Scorpio: They Are The Best At Playing The Ignoring Game. They Won’t Even Remember Your Existence. They Won’t Scream, Or Yell. However, When They Are Angry They Will Hurt You In Secret. You Will Just Have To Wait To Find Out What They Did Behind Your Back.

Sagittarius: They Will Not Admit That They Are Mad. Them? Mad? Psh, nah. No, Yeah They Mad. They Will Distance Themselves Yet Still Try To Act Like You Guys Are Cool. They Will Just Start Treating You Different, And Slowly Cut You Out Of Their Life Leaving You Wondering What You Did Wrong.

Capricorn: They Will Get Mad When They Feel Like They Are Losing Control. If You Make Them Feel Insecure or Belittle Them, They Will Make Sure You Know How “Strong” They Are. They Will Make You Understand Whos The Dominating One. Likely To Yell And Get Very Very defensive.

Aquarius: Their Anger Is Slick. You Will Be Unaware Of How Angry They Are Until They Bring It Up In A Normal Conversation, Completely Throwing You Off Guard. They For Sure Hold Grudges, They Will Forgive You For Little Things But If You Truly Upset Them…You Will Never Hear The End Of It.

Pisces: Frustrated Anger. In Public, They Will Hold In Their Anger. At Home They Will Release Their Anger By Being Snappy And Rude. They Have The Best Mugging Face. When Angry They Will Scream, Cry, Get physical, Break Things Or Just Give Dirty Looks, Maybe Even Ignore You. Who Knows?

Childhood

*check your moon

Aries is the innocent, brave child. A warrior without armor. Her only weapon being the fire in her soul, she gets even more powerful with her scars. Wolves howl with her command.

Taurus is the divine, stubborn child. Her voice is from the heavens and her hair is like an angel’s. She protects everything she has with her enormous heart in her small body.

Gemini is the talkative, smart child. She is quite mischievous with her pixie wings and vibrant smile. She lights up the night with her joy, with her laugh. A library of faces exist in her mind

Cancer is the caring, motherly child. A mermaid with a dress of the most beautiful seashells. Sprinkling ocean water on newborn ones, Her blessing is her healing tears.

Leo is the shining, the ruler child. The sun itself, the holy child. Her hair is of golden flames. She is the glory, the victory, the joy of earth. She walks confidently, beating her demons.

Virgo is the graceful, mature child. A crown made of glass and eyes made of ice shards. There’s no detail in the galaxy which she doesn’t notice with her caged heart.

Libra is the peaceful, indecisive child. Poison ivy grows beneath her braided hair. Her veins are of the root of a forest. There’s so much she thinks yet does not express in words, in sound.

Scorpio is the mysterious, dark child. Brought to this planet by ravens, waiting for the day to find her home. She’s the giggle at the funeral. Knowing there’s so much more than the eye sees she uncovers the absolute truth.

Sagittarius is the curious, free child. Dances in the wonderland of cultures. Time flows with her words, stops with her feet. Accepting and independent. Her crown of flowers contain lost sailors, endless galaxies.

Capricorn is the ambitious loyal child. Climbing mountains, conquering worlds, the legend. Her throne is of ice and her heart is of light. Kind words escape her mouth covering the determination which lies within.

Aquarius is the rebellious, humanitarian child. The wanted renegade. Commander of the beaten, leader of the unique. Out of this world, the chosen child that will save us from our own faith.

Pisces is the creative emotional child. Her drawings are tear proof. A lucky charm keeps her pure from this world. Her sparkling eyes, illuminate the night. The essence of kindness is her lips.

the signs as ppl i saw at the airport at 4 am
  • Aries: the pilot that had a bottle of pepsi and a bottle of coke in his hands and looked at both for a long while before buying them both, mixing them into the same cup, and downing the whole cup in one swing.
  • Taurus: the old guy who accidentally threw his phone in the trash and got his two year old granddaughter to dig it out of the trash
  • Gemini: the guy across the waiting area from me that bought a whole bag of black licorice and poured it in his mouth
  • Cancer: the lady that has spider earrings in February
  • Leo: the obvious just-married couple that started making out aggressively in starbucks
  • Virgo: the guy trimming his nose hairs in the bathroom
  • Libra: the guy whose flight got delayed by and hour and he just kinda. collapsed into a chair and he looked like he was about to sob.
  • Scorpio: the very nice lady that asked me how old i was and how highschool was and offered me a cookie from her purse. it was stale and had a bite taken out of it.
  • Sagittarius: this 5 year old girl that was wearing five jackets while her parents wore shorts
  • Capricorn: that guy in gate 69 who would dab every time someone said "69" over the intercom
  • Aquarius: this girl talking on the phone to her husband and trying to explain how to make a perfect eyeliner wing
  • Pisces: the guy who obviously lost his luggage and was wearing a too-small powderpuff girl shirt and bags under his eyes.
The Best Girlfriends of the Zodiac, Ranked Worst to Best
12. Scorpio

She comes in last. Beware of the Scorpio woman out of all the signs. She is the one you should be the most frightened of. You have to be prepared for the honesty of a Scorpio girlfriend. She will be very passionate, and she will show you that she loves you in ways you’ve never experienced before. But the moment that you make a big mistake, expect that she is going to be ruthless in bringing you down. When you are on her good side, she is the best you can get. Just remember that!

11. Virgo

The Virgo girlfriend may be critical about the relationship that you have with her. Insecurity can play a big role. Even though you try to reassure her your love, this won’t be sufficient at times.  She is usually the most insecure of the people that you meet, and she gets jealous easily. But you think that she is perfect in every way or at least, perfect for you.

10. Aries

A relationship with an Aries girl is in one word ‘intense’. Because she feels everything to the core. She frequently rushes into things so you may get intimidated in the beginning especially if you think you are still not ready for a new relationship.  Though, if she senses the smell of being unwanted she’ll be already out the door. If she included you in her world, she will do everything in her power to have fun and make your day a better one.

9. Taurus

Taurus women are very fond of their freedom. That is why relationships in the beginning can go very slow. She has to know you are worthy of her love. If you won her over she will be extremely loyal. She is your mother, your cook and your lover all at once. Don’t mess this up, you will not get a second chance.

8. Cancer

If you would like to be pampered and cared for, you need a Cancerian girlfriend. You can expect that she will be wearing her heart on her sleeve all the time. You know exactly how she is feeling. You do not want to upset her, but she tends to become upset easily over the smallest things. She is not very trusting, and it will take a long time for you to get her trust but just seconds to break it. She cares for you, but at times, she does not want to show it though it is evident. Her contradicting actions may seem confusing for you, but the moment that you get her, she will do her best not to break your heart.

7. Leo

If you are big on romance, Leo is your sign to date. Magical and enchanting romantic affairs the kinds of relationships you thought only exist in the movies. Not easy to uphold but this is everything she wants and she will fight you for it. Leo women like a ‘project’ as a partner or someone that need to be ‘saved’.

6. Aquarius

The perfect average girlfriend. She’s right there in the middle. She is very loyal and committed when it comes to relationships but also has a very eccentric aspect to her personality. She is very independent. She may also be considered weird because people do not understand her thoughts and actions. The moment that you get to know her better, you will begin to realize what she is trying to prove. And you will see how wonderful she is.

5. Gemini

A Gemini woman is a healthy mix of positives and negatives. You will have your fair share of fun and exciting times, but you will also go through your fair share of struggles. Most of the time, a Gemini woman is fun, adventurous, and easygoing. However, they also have a dark side about them that they reveal every once in a while.

4. Libra

You almost can never go wrong with dating a Libra girl. She is known to be one of the most genuinely kind people out of all the Zodiac signs. They tend to always portray a positive spirit and they always want the people around them to be happy. However, you have to be very careful with your words around a Libra woman. She has the tendency to get hurt fairly easily. She does not like having conflicts with the one she loves so even if she senses that something is wrong or even if you did something that she did not like, she would not say anything about it. If you are a jealous type you must know, a Libra woman tends to be very charismatic and social. She will be surrounded with quite some people.

3. Capricorn

A Capricorn woman is someone who will never come up short when it comes to effort. She is always going to give her 100% dedication and commitment to any relationship. Although she can be difficult to deal with because of her perfectionist ways, you will always end up thankful for having her in your life. You know that your life would be just way worse without her in it.

2. Pisces

While typically, a Pisces girl is always shy at first, she is most definitely going to be worth all the patience and effort in the world. She is incredibly trustworthy and you can always rely on her to take care of your heart. She is very skilled at figuring out how you’re feeling at any particular moment. She is also very sensitive and careful with both her words and actions.

1. Sagittarius

She is always guarded but the moment that you can conquer her heart, you will be one of the few special people in her life. If you manage to land a Sagittarius girl, she is on an endless pursuit to always push you to become the best version of yourself. She is a very selfless and generous human being who always places the needs of others above her own.
They are always in the business of trying to make the people around them better. And that is why she has been declared as the best girlfriend.