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Astro College AU - Jinjin

Originally posted by asterocky

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-ok 

-so i know what you guys are thinking

-and i’m thinking the same thing

-he needs to wear more basketball jerseys like that wowzA

-no

-but yes

-but no not the point

-what…college course would he take? 

-music of course!

-with a lil dance on the side too

-y’all forgetting that he attended NY dance academy in ilsan?

-no? good ok let’s keep the ball rolling

-so mr jinjin

-jinwoo

-whatever you wanna call him

-s c r e e c h 

-he will find anything to scream about

-if someone scared him

-if there’s a bug

-if mj is being annoying and extra all at once

-yeah definitely the last one

-anyways back to his course

-his music class is similar to what mine was

-….

-weirdly amusing and a good place to hide snacks

-thank you snare drums for holding those goldfish and jaffa cakes ily xoxo gossip girl 

-but on a more serious note

-he was pretty good at writing and making music

-can him woozi and suga collab please

-him and mj 

-who are unexpectedly roomies

-no lie if you walk past their classroom you could hear one of them screeching

-super screech bros™

-and you can actually distinguish which one is which

-”is that mj??”

-”no that’s definitely jin–”

-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-”yeah that’s jinjin his is more like eeeee than aaaa”

-”oh yeah”

-how the fuck….

-anyways

him and mj are like the powerhouse duo 

-you got jinjin on the instruments (and maybe rappin)

-and you got mj who does god sent vocals

-wow oh wow its good enough to make anyone cry 

-distinctions across the boawwwwrdd

-like they were that good

-as for his dancing course

-that’s not exactly a course 

-but it looks good on one’s cv doesn’t it?

-instead of it being an actual course it’s just something that him and first years minhyuk and bin do together

-oh yeah i forgot

-a lot of people know that jin’s name is actually jinwoo

-but he wants people to call him jinjin 

-or to actually call him

-he lonely in his heart awh

-yeah boi needs someone 

-like 

-oh 

-YOU HI THERE YOU YEAH YOU

-sit still this is gonna be fun

-ok so you’re a student at the same college

-and you’re really into comic book designing

-so you took up a fine arts course at the same college as mj and jinjin

-of course

-you love comic books

-every week you get like a little box full of comics that your friends family and random people send over

-wait random people?

-ok

-you run a blog to put your artwork on and people really like it

-and you may or may not have made a po box 

-and you may or may have not let people know you have a po box

-in the end you get about 10 new comic books in different languages from all around the world and it’s so cOOL

-i still can’t get over the polish print of the sailor moon manga where they accidentlaly put sailor saturn as saILOR SATAN AHUDHASJD

-and so your room just has individual piles of books 

-and you sorted them out by make genre and company 

-so marvel’s avengers would have their own pile

-and dc’s justice league would have their own pile

-and sailor moon would have their own pile too

-one night you were finding it really hard to sleep

-so after you read your comics for a while you were ready to sleep 

-but as soon as you tried to go to sleep 

-you just closed your eyes

-then

-”EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

-”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

-and you know that squidward meme that was like he had his eyes closed and then he opened his eyes really widely and they were bloodshot and stuff

-yEAH THAT WAS YOU IN THAT MOMENt

-”y/n……..is that next door….?”

-“yeah they’re probably screaming about a bug again i’ll go over and see what happened”

-”alright……….”

-it was only 11 so it wasn’t like it was so late 

-so in your marvel pj short set and your huge hoodie and slippers

-you shuffled next door 

-knocked on the door 

-and waited

-hold on

-you’ve never seen what they looked like

-you always sorted it out through the walls

-like you would ask if they were ok and they would reply 

-what the fuck 

-anyways

-you see the door open

-and you’re about to go off at them 

-”hey guys i’m sorry to ask this but can—”

-you stop 

-cause in that moment

-a shaggy haired jinjin comes to the door

-and you swear that your heart was gone 

-”oh hey you live next door what’s up you need sugar or something well if you do bad news there’s a spider in the sugar jar and mj was about to make himself something to drink and he found it in there and he screamed so i got scared too and i screamed im sorry if we’re screaming loudly hi im jinjin you are?”

-”y/n…and it’s ok don’t worry i think you might need to throw the WHOLE jar away”

-”Yeah we’re gonna do that….you like marvel?”

-”o-oh yeah i do…”

“same….”

“it’s pretty late so i’ll try to head back to sleep–”

“shit did we wake you up? i’m really sorry…”

-you know when boys lie when they’re sorry 

-this dude wASN’T

-AND HE PLACED HIS HAND ON YOUR ARM AND STARTED TO RUB IT LIGHTLY LIKE WTF

-bless up your heart was just stolen by a shaggy haired dude who looked so cute and you were also crying on the inside cause you were really tired

-so you said goodnight to him

-and return to your dorm 

-and when you get in

-your face is so rED WTF YOUR FRIEND IS WORRIED ABOUT YOU

-”y/n?? you ok??”

-”y-yeah,,,,”

-”did you go see what happened???”

-”y-yeah,,,,”

-”i’m going to take a shot in the dark and say that our roommate is really cute and you’re kind of like ‘fuck he’s really cute how have i not seen him before so now i wanna be his friend’ so you’re gonna do that tomorrow?”

-”Y-YEAH,,,,”

-fuck :)

-so there you were

-at 11pm 

-laying in your bed

-thinking how the fuck were you going to talk to your neighbour again

-THEN 

-you looked over to a pile of comic books

-you then realised that those were the ones you took with you but realised you didn’t need for various reasons

-you didn’t like it (unlikely but true)

-you already had a couple copies of the same comic

-or you’ve read it so many times that you knew the plot from back to front what bane said to batman in the 34th page and you could do the voice perfectly

-”nobody cared until i put on the mask…”

-”y/n shut the fuck up and go to sleep so you could say hi to your new crush tomorrow”

-”ok gn ily”

-”ily too”

-awh cute

-SO IN THE MORNING

-you kind of just got ready for your class 

-but then you hear a knock at the door

-you open the door

-and there’s jinjin

-wait hwat

-”oh….hey….what’s up?”

-”ok so you know about the spider situation?”

-”oh no”

-”the spider got out”

-”oh my–”

-”it’s now on mj….help me get it off?”

-”…i’ll tell my teacher i’ll be late”

-so from there on outwards

-you and jinjin became really close

-like super close

-now here’s the thing

-before you became friends with jinjin

-yes you expressed a lot of love to people 

-you know like emotional

-but not physically

-so like skinship fro you was a no no sometimes

-i mean you hugged your friend when you accidentally fell asleep on her but that was one time

-but after becoming friends with jinjin

-you kind of

-just hugged him

-thats what friends do right

-yeah…yeah?

-so whenever you saw jinjin in the hallway or something you would always hug him from behind like bAM BITCH GOT U 

-卅(•‿•)卅

-woop woop bitch

-everytime you heard him scream it’s either abut mj or your friend scaring him or a bug

-so you just sort it out for him 

-and he’s still screaming but quieter than before

-so you just hug him and pat his head to calm him down

-he also comes to your dorm more often!! 

-so he just hangs out with you in your room while you two read comics too

-AND

-HES THE BEST AT MAKING YOU FEEL LESS STRESSED AND ITS GREAT

-even one mention of the word stress that came out of your mouth 

-5 seconds later he would be at your door with cookies and a whole bunch of marvel dvds

-”oh jeez….am i getting stressed out again?”

-and outside your door you could just hear him running to your door shouting

-”not in fronT OF MY SALAD”

-don’t @ me i still use that meme

-”oh hey jin–”

-”you me your room right now i got chocolate chip cookies and thor isn’t goiNG TO WATCH ITSELF COME ON”

-ok but to be honest you two are so cute awh 

-and everytime you two watched a movie

-you two SOMEHOW ended up cuddlin

-and SOMEHOW you would latch on like a little koala to jinjin

-and SOMEHOW jinjin would hug bac while he’s stroking your hair

-and SOMEHOW you fall asleep 

-because FUCK i really like your company and you’re REALLY really really reallY comfy to sleep with and you’re so warm too

-and jinjin feels the same about you fuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuck

-ok so when it was nearing the end of year (calendar year not academic!!!!!!!) projects you were stressed outta your mind but you were getting through it fine

-you lied you were crying every night

-and the night before everything was due in

-so your project the coursework and anything else you had to give in

-you were just numb from the head down

-and so was jinjin cause he had to work on his music project

-so out of a brilliant work of miraculous magic

-you both messages each other at the exact same time and jinjin asked if you two could hang out tonight but you were like 

-”work comes first sorry baby”

-and you put your phone down

-whoever said that was a god damn liar thouGOH MY GOD 

-OOOOOOOH NO

-WHAAAAAAAAAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO HIM

-BABY????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!??!!??!?!!?

-WAHT ASIOJASH

-oh this was not good 

-this was not good at all 

-and jinjin is just there like ”aww :( ok wait hold on she just called me baby aww shes so cute i fuckin adore and cherish her so much aw wait i have a crush on her FUCK”

-D-DAY ARRIVED AND YOU COULDNT BE MORE TEMPTED TO JUMP OFF THE NEXT BUILDING

-so you hand everything in 

-and you didn’t expect your teacher to really enjoy your work

-half the time he was just ready to throw a huge “for big mistakes” rubber at your head

-but…no….he rEALLY LIKED THE WORK YOU PUT IN AND STUFF AND HE WAS SO PROUD OF YOU AWWWWWWW

-and the work jinjin handed in was great!!! 

-his teacher loved it so much!! wow good on u boi!!!

-so when you finished class

-you headed back to your dorm and just crashed on your bed

-and you just laid there like 

-”wtf i did it i’m so proud of myself how the fuck did i do– where the hell is jinjin i need him right now wtf wait hold on yeah i do have a crush on hIM JINJIN”

-and you’re just waiting there after texting him about how you did 

-and you’re just wanting him to come over at that second 

-like right then and there 

-oh there he is

-you just see your door open and your face goes from

-(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)

-to

-‧⁺( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ◡ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ )⁺‧

-he nyooms over to you and just hugs you so much like if there was a choice between letting you go for cake and you dying or him letting the cake die

-CATCH🙌🙌🙌🙌HIM🙇🙇🙇🙇AT📧📧📧📧THE CAKE’S🎂🎂🎂🎂FUNERAL⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

-AKA

-HONEY HE AIN’T LETTING YOU GO

-you two are just lying there and he then remembers

-”y/n!! how did you do???”

-”how did you do ?!”

-”i asked you first!”

-”i asked you second!”

-”ok then i did great!”

-”good cause i think i did great too!”

-”i know you did great”

-he’s then suddenly calm

-and he’s just looking down to you 

-and then bam

-he just says FUCK IT

-(a lot of them say fuck it when it comes to this point in liking you don’t they? i realised that just now 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔)

-and just

-kisses

-your 

-forehead

-like if there was a perfect moment scale for when a moment should happen

-it would be in the reD FOR HOLY FUCK THIS WAS A GREAT TIME TO KISS Y/N ON THE HEAD GOOD ON YOU JINJIN area

-your cheeks go the same colour as the red for HOLY FUCK THIS WAS A GREAT TIME TO KISS Y/N ON THE HEAD GOOD ON YOU JINJIN area and it was so cute awww

-but you’re confused???

-he’s never shown you that level of love before???

-but then again you’re right next to his heart (literally) and you can heart his heart going fuckin wild in there whats going on jinjin you got an illegal rave going on in there call the poliCE

-oh wait are you doing this to him?

-oh ok then it’s fine

-SOMEHOW you two gazed a each other at the exact same time

-and you could…..just feel him lean in closer

-but you 

-you get a little shy and hide your face into his jumper

-like bruh

-hE WANNA KISS YOU BUT YOU’RE TOO CUTE

-fuck ok got that out of my system

-you look back up and he’s stILL THERE

-SO YOU SAY….

-…..

-I SAID YOU SAY…

-fuck it you kiss him

-and you did

-you leaned up and softly placed your lips onto his

-it was only for like a second 

-but in your head you were like fINALLY I DID IT WAIT IM DOING IT FUCK DID HE WANT TO KISS ME

-Y - E - S    S P E L L S    Y E S he did wanna kiss your beautiful ass face

-you back up and hide your face again in his jumper and he just stays there for a while before hugging you tighter

-”so y/n when were you going to tell me that you like me?

-”when were you?”

“i asked you first”

“i asked–”

-chu

-just another small kiss by jinjin

-”well i was going to tell you when i got here but i think i already did”

-and again your cheeks: red

-your mind: dizzy

-your heart: his 

-his heart: yours

-well fuck this was soft bye 


-“eeeeeeeeeeeee”

-”what was that?”

-”probably nothi–”

-”eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

-”mj?”

-”mj”

-”should we help?”

-”nah–”

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAHGETAWAYFROMME”

-”yeah we should help him”

List of gritty live action remakes to be done next since we are just pulling shit out of our ass now.

  • Jem
  • Richie Rich
  • Cyber Chase
  • Samurai Pizza Cats
  • SWAT Kats
  • Butt Ugly Martians
  • Filmore!
  • Barbie and the Rockers
  • Wacky Races (so MadMax or Death Race with Hanna Barbera characters)
  • Fairly Odd Parents
  • Kids Next Door(toiletnator has to drown a kid)
  • My life as a teenage robot
  • Robot Boy
  • Astro Boy
  • Super Mario Bros. Super Show
  • Hong Kong Phooey
  • Harvey Birdman Attorney at law
  • Dexter’s Lab
  • Powerpuff Girls
  • Ed, Edd, & Eddy
  • Arthur
  • Charlie Brown (no seriously, do this)
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 ASTRO TEASER PT. 2 , 숨가빠 ! ft. new member Ducky