astrid and the asteroids

HTTYD Fans, and NON HTTYD fans.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say “OMG!”
HTTYD FANS: say “OH MY GODS!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won’t go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say “shut up or I’ll tell on you!”

HTTYD FANS: say “shut up or I’ll get my dragon to sit on you!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren’t themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell “HELP ME SOMEBODY!”
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell “NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NOMAL PEOPLE: say “Oh my Gosh”
HTTYD FANS: say “Oh my Thor”

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say “Today is just not my day.”
HTTYD FANS: will say “The Gods Hate Me!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it

HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell “NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say “eh, it’s just a piece of plastic”
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream “Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t know the stats for the different dragons

HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.

HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle’s egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, “You’ve got to stop all…this.”

NORMAL PEOPLE: “Astrid? Don’t you mean ‘asteroid’?”
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* “Astrid…”

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, “we ain’t gonna live!”
HTTYD FANS: “chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now…”

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on’
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3’

NORMAL PEOPLE: won’t really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning’ - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you’re dead’ - Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will reblog this before the Red Death gets them.

Celestial Names

A list of celestial names :)

The meanings listed here are incomplete - for example, some star names mean other things also, but those meanings aren’t listed here. Many of these names are also related to mythology or literature, so if you’re thinking of using them you’d do well to check. My favourites are in bold and italics.

Girls

  • Andromeda - The name of a star
  • Ariel - A moon of Uranus
  • Astra - ‘Of the stars’
  • Astrid - The name of an asteroid
  • Atria - The name of a star
  • Bellatrix - The name of a star
  • Callisto - The name of a star
  • Calypso - A moon of Saturn
  • Carina - The name of a star, constellation and dwarf galaxy
  • Cassiopeia - The name of a star
  • Celestia - 'Heavenly’
  • Celia - 'Heavenly’
  • Celine - 'Heavenly’
  • Comet - 'Comet’
  • Cressida - A moon of Uranus
  • Danica - 'Evening star’

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