astrid and the asteroids

HTTYD Fans, and NON HTTYD fans.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say “OMG!”
HTTYD FANS: say “OH MY GODS!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won’t go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say “shut up or I’ll tell on you!”

HTTYD FANS: say “shut up or I’ll get my dragon to sit on you!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren’t themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell “HELP ME SOMEBODY!”
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell “NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NOMAL PEOPLE: say “Oh my Gosh”
HTTYD FANS: say “Oh my Thor”

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say “Today is just not my day.”
HTTYD FANS: will say “The Gods Hate Me!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it

HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell “NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say “eh, it’s just a piece of plastic”
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream “Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!”

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t know the stats for the different dragons

HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.

HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle’s egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, “You’ve got to stop all…this.”

NORMAL PEOPLE: “Astrid? Don’t you mean ‘asteroid’?”
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* “Astrid…”

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, “we ain’t gonna live!”
HTTYD FANS: “chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now…”

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on’
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3’

NORMAL PEOPLE: won’t really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning’ - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you’re dead’ - Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will reblog this before the Red Death gets them.

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