In which John is a cuddly, BAMF assassin

Description: “Sherlock learns that a spat of recent killings was done by a professional assassin. A man so feared that the criminal underworld is afraid to whisper his name. Sherlock goes off on his own to track him down, and is captured.
Sherlock braces himself for a cold-blooded killer, with nerves of steel and no remorse, with a reputation for ruthlessness that makes several hardened criminals check their closets before they go to bed - and meets John. Easygoing, good-natured, cuddly jumper-wearing John. Who thinks he’s brilliant and hilarious, and can he take him out for a coffee?

Review: I’ve been seeing this recced a lot and I decided to finally read it and it was really cute! I love the dichotomy of John being an assassin but like, a good assassin. He’s polite and kind and really gentlemanly. I liked how the author downplayed a little on the cases throughout cause it wasn’t the main point of the fic.

Rating: Teen


karunagi with touken danshi’s outfit cause i’m sO CURIOUS AND IT FITS THEM////// love you full dorks

Honesty is the best policy

Ok, so I felt like writing a bit this morning, so this smol Abigail story popped out. Enjoy! Or don’t, I guess it’s your choice. Oh and @babelast, I think you’ll like this one ;)

Abigail prided herself in helping other people. It’s what all good Assassins did. She hated seeing the suffering of children especially. Child labour conditions had improved greatly since the arrival of the Frye twins in London, but there were still some nasty foremen kicking around. One’s like Terrance Fowler, who was full of utter contempt for anybody but himself.

The urchins knew Abigail well. Some knew she was an Assassin, some didn’t. But most knew who her father was. Some of the children still worked in factories, including ones just a little younger than Abigail herself.

Billy was one of those children, and he worked for Fowler. One day he decided to confide in Abigail about the abuse and beatings he had to endure.

“I thought maybe you could put a stop to it, being who you are and all,” Billy told Abigail seriously. She noticed his fists were clenched. He was clearly upset.

“Billy, I can’t just waltz in there and kill him for you,” Abigail told him apologetically. “I’m not allowed to do that yet.”

“Can’t you help me get a little bit of revenge? Nothing too serious. A prank is all,” Billy asked her desperately. Abigail grinned cheekily.

“Now, a prank I can do.”

Billy came up with the plan, but he needed Abbie’s help to get the tools for the job. One of those tools was a gun. Abbie didn’t have her own gun yet, and she’d only fired one once, with the help of her brother. Emmett was away, so she couldn’t have his. Her father always kept his either on his person or locked away (presumably in case anything like this should happen), so his was out too.

But there was one person who didn’t really use his gun. A person who much preferred using a knife instead.


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Assassination Classroom

I just watched both seasons of Assassination Classroom. I am broken inside. I don’t think I’ve cried that hard in a long time. I was loudly sobbing and shaking during a certain scene with Nagisa, all of class 3 E, and Koro Sensei. (If you’ve seen the show, you should know what I mean.) And the best part: my friend got my 18 minutes of sobbing on camera. I will not allow him to post it anywhere, but it’s documented.

Welp. My heart is broken and I have no more words.

I saw this post and started ugly laughing because it would suit this guy so darn much

a-lover-of-jugo  asked:

your thoughts on a prim & proper sniper Mccree working with a sword wielding punk Hanzo?

So like an au or style swap kinda thing?
It would be cool to see how their personalities would react with the change.

I don’t think we have to stretch canon too far to get a punk sword wielding Hanzo. If that thing hadn’t happened with Genji, I think it could have been canon if the bros escaped the Family –seeing as how Hanzos punk rock at heart.
Hmm. With Jesse tho we might have to squint our eyes a little on that one personality wise.
However, we know that under that cowboy act McCree is a prodigy/genius when it comes to everything he does and is.
So maybe– maybe if their origins were swapped? Hanzo and Genji grew up on the run in street gangs, and Jesse was the young heir raised in a family of assassins?

In that case I think the dynamics would be pretty similar to they way they already are. Jesse is militantly precise and attentive to detail, but knows how to manipulate situations and people with his charm and a smile, who clashes with a broody and passionate Hanzo who is as equally headstrong and a bit of a control freak -because he’s fiercely protective of Genji and any he deems worthy of his care.
(*throw in a chaotic neutral Genji who drives them both up a mcfucking wall) And then again those are things they could also learn how to work with and bond over and they still make a pretty darn good team.

This is a really fun concept dude!
You got any thoughts or headcanons?
Leave 301 - sinfulnicki - Assassination Classroom [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 11/?
Fandom: Assassination Classroom
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Akabane Karma/Shiota Nagisa
Characters: Akabane Karma, Shiota Nagisa
Additional Tags: Demons, Horror, Fluff and Smut, Haunted Things

“Do not let them take you.”
“You’ll find out soon…”