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About the third time I was spouting off random facts this last monday I was told that she did know– because I had told her before.

I suppose this is the biggest problem with being a walking trivia game– I wind up telling people the same facts over and over because all of them make me excited. Which then leads to supreme dissapointment when it turns out I’ve already told them before.

NT to AS dictionary

Feel free to send me your NT phrases and I’ll do my best to translate them! xD

NT: Does this dress make me look fat?

Translation: Please tell me I look pretty, regardless of how it actually looks.

NT: That’s not my specialty. / I don’t know much about that.

Translation: I don’t care about that topic.

NT: *Flat tone* Mn… Yeah… Uh-huh….

Translation: Please stop talking about that, its boring to me.

NT: Are you okay?

Translation: I care about you and don’t like seeing you in pain. Please tell me what I can do to help, or tell me you’re fine.

NT: How are you?

Translation: I’d like to hear that you’re doing good.

NT: Oh sorry, I’m not in the mood for that.

Translation: No, I don’t want to go to that restaurant. But I am hungry and would like to eat with you, so pick another one.

NT: I don’t feel good…

Translation: Please provide me with sympathetic phrases such as “aww.”

NT: I don’t like ____.

Translation: Tell me what you don’t like about ____ too, or a similar thing you dislike.

NT: Ugh this tastes terrible, try it.

Translation: I’m experiencing discomfort in eating this, I want you to validate those feelings.

NT: Ugh! John Doe is such a jerk!

Translation: I’m really mad at this person and I need you to ask what they did, and agree with me, regardless of your feelings about them. I’ll eventually calm down.

NT: *Insert a problem that is causing distress*

Translation: Listen to me. Do not give me advice unless I say it is okay. Agree with me.

NT: Stop animal cruelty!(Or other clearly bad action)

Translation: Animal cruelty makes me feel bad just knowing it exists. I need to vent this emotion somewhere.

Admin note: So much this. Or Dr.Brennen (bones)

Its cool if you identify with a character and all, but its unacceptable to go around like “Hey you’re black, just like Bill Cosby!” – same goes for neurologically diverse characters… especially ones that are made for comedic purposes…?

I don’t typically notice about 90% of the people around me.

This has happened multiple occasions, and to the funny extent of my friend making out with this guy passing on the sidewalk while linked in arms with me. But mostly this… IDK if this happens in the reverse with guys too.

Sometimes I worry that this is dangerous not to be aware that there are people around me and not know what they’re doing. Then I find a caterpillar.