askvalvestuck

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PRISON SUCKS COMPLETE DICK. EVER SINCE WE GOT TO THIS SHITHOLE, JOHN AND I HAD TO SHARE A CELL WITH A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES. IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN THIS FUCKING CELL, AND I NEED TO GET OUT. HOPEFULLY WE HAVE A FREE DAY LIKE THOSE FUCKERS OUTSIDE. OH, AND THE GUARDS ARE DICKS TOO. OH, AND THOSE THREE RIGHT THERE? THEY RUN THIS SHITHOLE, AND I’M GONNA KILL THEM ALL BEFORE I GET OUT OF HERE, ESPECIALLY THAT FUCKER CAPTOR. HE’S DONE FOR, YES SIR. 

(I’m continuing this as I go, so inbox me ideas of what these two could do in prison.)