Hey yo Mista Torgue! I didn't know you were on the Internet stuffy-stuffs too! So how'z the Badass Crater of Badassitude? I hear this time of year is -wonderful- for explosions. We must catch up with a spot of tea sometime soon, Torguey.
HOLY F*CK, YOU BOUGHT AN INTERNET COMPANY, TOO!? HELL YES.
THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE IS SH*TSTORM RIGHT NOW. THE TORGUE CORPORATION’S STOCKHOLDERS ARE KIND OF SICK OF BEING TIED TO THINGS LIKE RECKLESS EXPENDITURES, THE HYPERION-PANDORA INCIDENT, AND ALSO KILLING A F*CKTON OF INNOCENT PEOPLE AND LEAVING THEIR BODIES TO ROT ALL OVER GIANT SIGNS WITH THE COMPANY LOGO.
THE WORST PART IS, I PROMISED THE LAND TO MOXXI, AND I CAN’T JUST BLOW IT ALL UP!
SO WE’RE IN DAMAGE CONTROL RIGHT NOW, WHICH MOSTLY CONSISTS OF PAYING MY GUYS TO PAINT THE WORD “NOT” IN FRONT OF ALL THE SIGNS THAT SAY “TORGUE”.
IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, WE’RE PROBABLY GOING TO BLOW IT THE F*CK UP ANYWAY.
YOU’RE ON FOR THAT TEA. YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT: STEEPED FOR TEN MINUTES IN A CUP OF HOT ENERGY DRINK.
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