"I think there's a spider in my shorts"

Claude told me I needed to find a productive way to spend my time, so here. Ask my servants or…

rarely (if ever) do I plug another blog let alone an “Ask” blog BUT I just got done going through this blog (yes I read all 10 pages) and nearly p***ed myself from laughing a couple of times…gotta love restraint!


Go check this blog out like now…what are you still reading THIS for GO GOD DAMN IT!



Of course I do! I mean, the servants always cook for me, but just because I’ve never cooked anything before … doesn’t mean I don’t know how!


“Highness thinks about him often. As his faithful servant, I’m the one who must comfort him throughout the times when thoughts of his lost brother get to be too much for him … it’s almost pathetic really, the way humans can be so … affected by the loss of a life so small … I can almost say I pity my master … almost.” - Claude Faustus