KYON MAY HAVE A JOURNAL, BUT I HAVE HARUHI'S DIARY! *waves a pink fluffy book with Haruhi's name on it* It has soooo much stuff in it! 'Dear Diary, Kyon was being an adorable idiot again today', awww how cuteee
Haruhi: That is completely false! I don’t even own a diary in the first place -
Kyon: Then what’s that?
Haruhi: Obviously someone took a book, wrote lies in it, and put my name on it! How could it be anything else?!
Kyon: You didn’t think that excuse was so obvious when you thought I owned a journal. Maybe I should take a look at this diary -
Haruhi: No way, people might have written obscenities in there! I forbid you to look!
Kyon: It looks like ‘people’ just wrote about how I was an 'adorable idiot,’ actually.
Haruhi: You’re just plain an idiot, there’s nothing adorable about you!
Kyon: Well, that’s comforting to hear. Can I look now?
Haruhi: No, you can’t, and that’s an order! ::pulls him down by his tie so that they’re eye to eye:: If you do, I’ll penalize you so hard you won’t even remember what your name is!
Kyon: ::deadpan:: I already don’t remember what my name is, you stopped me from thinking of that.