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>Terezi: Harass Eridan.

==> You find yourself lazing about your apartment today. The same thing you do. Every. Day. You’ve already thrown a scalemate out the window for being convicted guilty and defiled your walls with various chalk colors. So now you’re just sitting around, frowning to yourself in a fit of boredom. Of course, the free time gives you the opportunity to remember you haven’t bothered talked to Eridan in a few days, since your first and last visit to his hive. With a grin, you leap up and stumble forward to your desk, preparing to shoot a very blunt message to Eridan.

3R1D4N >:| YOU R3M3MB3R WH3N YOU S41D 1 COULD S3ND YOU 4 M3SS4G3 WH3N3V3R 1 W4NT3D TO COM3 OV3R?

==> Enter: Eridan

HoLy ShIt MoThErFuCkEr! –

==> Rather startled by the sudden entrance, the violet juggalette near jumps from her spot, toppling over some empty pie tins.

WoAh OkAy WhAt JuSt HaPpEnEd, BeCaUsE iF ThAT WaSn’T A mIrAcLe I DoN’T kNow WhAt Is.