Gabriel: So. Spill!

Cas: There’s nothing to tell! Dean UH - he offered to do uh my laundry last week. And I guess he left it in my stuff and I only have like five shirts so uh

Gabriel: Ugh. you’re so boring. You have got to get over your fear of old people at the laundromat.

Cas: One of them wouldn’t let me leave until I agreed to date her granddaughter.


gabriel might press more, but castiel’s life really is just sad enough that it’s easy to believe


Cas: …Dean?

Dean: Hey Cas so it seems you might have asked me out?

Cas: What? Auuugh just forget I said any -

Dean: No - Listen. Uh - if - uh - look. I like you.

Cas: Uh.. …. What?


look at these assholes


Bobby: Okay, that’s the last of it. Better tell Fergus so we can get back to our real jobs.

Dean: Ugh. So we spent all morning lifting shit. And there’s still, like, five hours left.

Benny: When are we gonna talk about it?

Dean: What, you mean Cas? Dude, I already told you everything.

Benny: Not that. Something happened yesterday. Are you going to talk about it or -

Dean: Hey, look at that! Some lost tourists who probably need a cab to their hotel!

Benny: Dean.

Dean: UGH. Who’d have thought Cas would be less stressful to think about - UGH. … Speaking of - Hey Cas!


movin’ on movin’ on


ellen has the best pie in new england (according to dean). 

anna claims that cas has the best dance moves of the whole airport, mostly so people will goad him to dance which gabriel describes as “a chicken having a stroke.” meg can make a killer trash can punch. don’t drink it.

dean struggles with crowds sometimes, so it’s not abnormal for him to go out the back door to be alone for a little bit. obviously, he’s upset rather than uncomfortable. (and don’t worry, that’ll be shown soon sorry!!)


jo’s kind of like sam and dean’s sister. the three of them grew up together on the island and got even closer after john disappeared. 

dean was jo’s first kiss (it was a just a peck - freshman jo found senior in high school dean irresistible, and dean was a dick). she had a crush on him when he first got back from overseas, but that ship has sailed.

victor henrikson is the island’s top authority figure who comes into the diner for coffee at least three times a week. jo is completely smitten with him. victor is too absorbed in his work to notice for now.


Gabriel: If you take a picture, it’ll last longer Cassie

Cas: You know my phone doesn’t - shut up.

Gabriel: So that’s not his favorite shirt you’re wearing?

Cas: What?! Uh - no - no - of course not ; (thinking) Shit - must have - dammit


cas maybe you should pay attention to what shirt you grab from the random articles of clothing on your floor next time

or you could clean

also, good job gabriel, you’ve been carrying the same small box back and forth from the plane to the truck for the past hour you are working very hard

Dean: Oh no! Benny! Benny, you gotta help me! It’s been years since -

Benny: Look Freckles, you’re cute and hopeless but this is heavy.

Dean: I don’t even know his favorite color - what if I only like him because he bugs me??

Benny: I will drop this on you.


benny doesn’t know why they’re friends