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WE ALWAYS HANG OUT AND TALK EVER SINCE I FOUND HIM DODDLING AROUND IN THE WOODS OUTSIDE MY HIVE LOT SOME TIME AGO. HE’D CHASED A BEE AND GOTTEN STUCK IN A TREE AFTER HE FOLLOWED A BEE ALLLL THE WAY OUT TO NEAR MY HIVE!!

BUT HE CONVINCES HIS SILLY LUSUS TO TAKE HIM TO COME SEE ME SOMETIMES. I’VE NEVER HAD A FRIEND OUTSIDE OF HIM, AND HE’S NOT HOW CRABDAD SAID OTHER TROLLS WOULD BE.

HE’S REALLY NICE AND WE PRETEND WE’RE A POWERFUL PSIIONIIC HE CALLED IT, AND A LOYAL THRESHECUSHIONER GOING ON WILD AND COOL ADVENTURES, PARTNERS IN CRIME AND GOOD AND DOING ALL KINDS OF COOL STUFF!



I REALLY HOPE. WHEN WE DO GET OLDER, THAT WE CAN BE WHAT WE WANTED AND STILL BE FRIENDS. HE SAID WE’D BE PARTNERS FOREVER. I THINK HE MEANT IT.




I’M REALLY GLAD I MET, HIM. I LIKE HIM A LOT. WE DON’T ALWAYS GET ALONG…BUT I THINK I REALLY REALLY LIKE HIM.. I DON’T THINK HE’D EVER LIKE ME THOUGH.




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CG: I GUESS THOUGH…THE UNIVERSE IS GIVING ME ANOTHER CHANCE…

CG: MAYBE I CAN FINALLY CALL SOMEONE THAT WHO WON’T LEAVE ME IN THE END…

CG: I’M A BIT INTIMIDATED BY THE ASPECT OF ROSE, JADE AND JOHN…

CG: BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL DAVE A FRIEND.

CG: I JUST HOPE I CAN KEEP WHAT LITTLE “FRIENDS” I HAVE.

CG: I DON’T WANT TO LET THEM DOWN AGAIN..

CG: I’M UNSURE IF THIS IS THE SAME PERSON. BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FEEL LIKE IT MIGHT BE I DON’T KNOW PRECISELY.

CG: WELL, LOOK, NEPETA, YOU’RE NOT MAKING IT - I…UM..DON’T BE SORRY I GUESS. LOOK YOU WEREN’T DOING ANY HARM.

CG: FUCK HOW THE HELL DO I EXPLAIN SHIT TO PEOPLE ABOUT QUADRANTS FUCK I’M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THIS AS ADVICE OR AS JUST A CONFESSION BUT I ALSO DON’T WANT TO SAY THE WRONG THING AND BE A DUNCE OH MY FUCKING GOD.

CG: I CAN’T TELL IF YOU’RE TRYING TO CONFESS TO ME OR IF YOU’RE ASKING ABOUT SOLLUX

CG: FUCK I’M REALLY SORRY LOOK YOU’RE NOT BEING A FUCKING BOTHER TO ME I JUST GET A BIT HACKLEY AND WEIRD ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS I DON’T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT

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CG: ON THE OTHER HAND SOLLUX DOES HAVE A NICE BUTT..

CG: …

CG: I REALLY NEED TO STOP TALKING NOW BYE LEJOIN

—–ABSCONDS INTO THE FUCKING ABYSMAL SUN—-