I want to grow old and keep bees out in the country with you. So this is my method of making sure that happens.

Love you.


((Thanks to anna-mator for making sure that our johnlock headcanon is super freaking adorable… and hello Ace. If you aren’t crying by now I haven’t done my job properly. Love you.))

For all of you who missed it, John posted some porn (of the written rp variety) on his blog earlier by mistake. He deleted it as soon as he realized this, and is still extremely embarrassed. He said he’d never make that mistake again.

However, he didn’t say anything about pictures…

Happy Red Pants Monday.




Doctor Watson Embarrassingly Celebrates Engagement to Sherlock Holmes

In recent news, “Consulting Detective” Sherlock Holmes and Doctor John Watson, his assistant and friend, have gotten engaged. I, Kitty Riley, journalist extraordinaire, have kindly asked for engagement photos of the couple. However, Doctor Watson has ‘graciously’ declined my request. Though with a stiff drink and a promise, I was able to obtain a video from Harry Watson, Doctor Watson’s sister, who was only estatic to release the video to the public and seemed very happy for her brother and Sherlock.

Ladies and gentlemen of London and the greater surrounding metropolitain area, I give you “Moves like Johnny.”